Ordinary Sausage
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Confession. Sometimes I say ‘let’s sausage’ when I’m not even sausaging anything.
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I’ll never forget the time I asked twitter what the next sausage should be and the overwhelming response was poop sausage.
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Sausage Fans: for the love of god, just make a normal pork sausage
Also Sausage Fans:
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Sigh. The Beef Wellington cost over a hundred dollars to make...
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Mrs Sausage picked up a new ornament for the tree
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Syrup Sausage took about 5 minutes to make vs 8 hours for Jambalaya Sausage you animals.
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‘Thick Freddie Mercury’ is by far my favorites description of me.
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Being married is nice because you can text your wife to unlock the door as you speed home dealing with a Poomergency
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Keep complaining and I’ll make just the stick sausage.
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It just dawned on me how strange the Mark Ruffalo rating system must be for first time viewers.
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Sometimes I can still hear Berd making awful sausage suggestions
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When I go through the drive-thru, I order an extra McDouble and when they hand me my order, I take it out and say “keep one for yourself” and stuff it down their shirt pocket like I’m tipping them a few bucks.
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Finally that charlatan has been dethroned
Russian oligarch nicknamed the 'Sausage King' killed in sauna with crossbow
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Casually mention onions go great with sausages.
OS Fans: ONION SAUSAGE NOW!!1!
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Kids who ate plain cheese pizza grew up to be snitches.
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It’s a miracle!
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The lasagna episode has taught me two things: 1) A significant portion of my viewers are Italian. 2) They are furious with me.
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I believe it’s my destiny to open an amusement park called Sausageland.
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The rage in my heart I feel when I see “fog machine sausage when”
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Were the men really there for her milkshake or were they just admiring a nice lawn?
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Sausage fanfic is deep.
Hello
@BingingWBabish
and
@OrdinarySausage
, my girlfriend (
@mermanentparker
) drew you based on a personal fantasy of mine
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YouTube Comments Suggestions 12: Strawberry Poptart Sausage
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Everyone listen to Fort Wayne Pizza Hut
In 3… 2… 1… Let’s Sausage! 🍕🍕🍕 Celebrate your local Pizza Hut social media guy’s favorite pizza topping today on
#NationalSausagePizzaDay
!
#PizzaHut
#SausagePizza
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My kids aren’t going to believe that before smart phones, we used to sit around and quack at each other and fight over pieces of bread.
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Update: I found the pile
My cat threw up like 7 hours ago and I’ve come to terms that I’m never gonna find the throw up pile.
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone eat a grapefruit in real life.
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Need a tiebreaker for the next YouTube Comments Suggestions.
Oreo Sausage
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The amount of people requesting poop sausage is abnormally high.
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When people comment that I should go back to making "normal" sausages, like what sausages are they referring to?
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This is actually a bad example because the cowardly lion actually had courage all along, whereas
@BingingWBabish
is just a coward.
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Whenever I don’t care for someone after meeting them, it inevitably turns out they like cool ranch Doritos.
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Yeah the 90s were great, but now I can watch old Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on my phone while I poop.
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Once I make earth sausage, the only demon left to slay will be poop sausage. Sausage Casing Sausage:
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I don’t want to hear another peep about you wanting normal sausages...
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Okay, Reddit is spammed with people showing off their beef wellingtons. It is 100% a Christmas thing.
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how much raw ground beef should you bring to a job interview?
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Don’t report me to the FBI, but how does one go about soundproofing their basement?
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If you plan on naming your ham this Easter, you can’t go wrong with Hamantha.
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don’t 👏 talk 👏 to 👏 me 👏 unless 👏it’s 👏 about👏haunted👏 houses👏
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5-Minute Crafts should be renamed how to fill your home with garbage looking garbage.
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Thanks to my new gas stovetop I’m burning food in new and interesting ways
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Anyone else feeling reverse hot dog for the next youtube comments suggestions?
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With that many asterisks you know it’s gotta be good.
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After you turn 30, creamed corn becomes really exciting.
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It's the Travis Scott Meal Sausaaaaaage: Also, Mr. Sausage shirt is back in the store! Celebrate with a 10% discount using promo code 'APPLE'. The 10% discount runs from today and expires at midnight on 9/14.
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Hey guy from Japan who said he would send me some Japanese stuff to sausage, come back.
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This should have been my thumbnail
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I want to run as fast and free as a cat that just took a dump.
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My cat threw up like 7 hours ago and I’ve come to terms that I’m never gonna find the throw up pile.
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