Alejandra☁️⚖️❤️🔥
@OptimisAle
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Bendecida | head in the clouds
California, USA
Joined April 2011
Sleeping over your man’s house is fun and allllll. Until it’s time to shower and all he has is that 4 in 1 shampoo.
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All the homies living bomb off of unemployment, I’m hating not gonna lie 😔.
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Can’t believe those crazy ass Texans compare this to whataburger like be fr 🤣.
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I really hope God allows me to grow old with someone that loves me just as much as I love them🫶🏻.
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I’m tired of these annoying Latin influencers making it seem like we’re all some obnoxious loud bimbos who eat hot Cheetos everyday.
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At my cousins graduation ceremony for MHS why someone name their kid Tupac Rodriguez 😫💀😂😂.
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I can afford it I just can’t justify it. I can do a lot with $845 lol.
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@PhonsoKnows Me trying to figure out how I'm gonna kill the devil and save The Weeknd's soul
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Fuck your horoscope sign are you family oriented and ambitious yes or no??.
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@INDIEWASHERE @betoloco18 People donate their time and energy into causes they personally feel strong about. This got a bunch of likes & RTs but how many actually helped out? No disrespect but maybe if people did something about it instead of complain on twitter we’d actually get somewhere.
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I love my family, I love my culture, I love being Mexican🫶🏻🇲🇽.
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Fuck it I’ll protect him, I’ll hit the gym twice as hard.
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I’m broke bitch don’t hmu unless you tryna go hike or go to the gym or something.
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When the dodgers make it to the World Series I’m getting a LA tattoo.
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A Disneyland trip with a michi in my right hand and a churro in my left is calling my name.
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Dear soul mate: where tf you at bitch I'm tryna show you right and do all this dope shit. Hmu when you see this asap. Love u.
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I think wearing pimple patches in public is ratchet.
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Omg this is me!! Lmao.
Found this chicks passport tryin to find here to give it back , Twitter do your thing
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This social media shit toxic, but damn these dank memes.
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My grandma was in a coma and passed away and it was of the most difficult times of my life ever. Yet he supported me even tho he just met me. On my birthday he got me this gold necklace with photos of her in it. The most thoughtful gift I’ve ever received. 🥺💛
We’ve had enough stories of women dealing with bottom tier men. Let’s hear princess treatment stories only.
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I fucking hate that we pay a federal tax and a California tax like bro wtf. Plus Medicare, social security, and disability. Just straight robbing us.
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Don’t hmu unless you’re tryna go half on a baby or two in 5-10 years when we’re financially stable with a beautiful home and have already traveled around majority of the world together.
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Do you ever regret sharing songs or special places with people because then they end up burning it the fuck out and it's no longer special.
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Damn all the bitches in the Rosarito videos look busted af.
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So grateful for twitter man. If it wasn’t for Twitter even more of us would be ignorantly brainwashed by the news outlets.
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If a bitch ever tries to fight me ima have her sign a contract that says she can’t press charges after I beat her ass.
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If you don't smoke weed that's cool, but don't put others down who do just because you can't smoke a blunt without throwing up pussy.
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@tatidiazz_ It’s not the same? It’s just the equivalent to a lady having a bad hair day vs a good one lol.
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It was a really hot day so just felt like handing out ice cold water bottles and ice cream to the good people of LA😄 http://t.co/hgteze3deG.
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Straight up if I ever get hurt DO NOT call the ambulance. I don’t care if I got shot YOU better drive me to the damn hospital. I am not tryna pay $2k for a 10min ride.
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Mfs talking down on Coachella herpes outbreak like them and their homeboys didn’t catch it here in West Covina
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I purposely say dumb things to make my friends laugh and now they think I’m genuinely stupid 😔.
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Way too many people have love twisted, love is a choice, it’s a commitment, it isn’t based on a temporary feeling. These people that fucked you over didn’t love you. Quit giving love a bad name you’ll come across it eventually. Appreciate the real ones.
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Some girls look so pretty off guard idk how they do it, I be looking like a fat possessed worm off guard all bs aside lmfao.
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Honestly fuck the bullshit, lets live this mf life and make this mf bread and enjoy these mf moments. Fuck the haters and appreciate the real ones LETS GOOOOOOOOO.
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I’m in Ari Stan but if she touches Sean I’ll kill her in honor of my girl Jhene.
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I hope I never experience being pregnant, that shit looks awful lmao, imagine not being able to turn up with the homies for 9months+ pfffft I’ll pass.
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People always start tripping when their ex boo starts wearing less and going out more but na bitch you should be worried when I start watching TED talks, hit the gym, and get A’s on my exams again. That’s when you know bitch is really moving on.
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also just wanna add that I would again let my hair be drier than the Sahara desert if it meant I got to spend more time w my man🥺💛. But I’m probably gonna buy my own product to leave there now haha.
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