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Kitu nimerealize kwa life ni usiwahi give up and always push yourself to your limits. Ups and downs za life zisikuaffect, view yourself as the solution to your problems in life.
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Pay interns bana, how do you expect someone to survive bila pesa. Even if you are training them, they are adding something to your human resources. Appreciate their efforts by paying them something decent for survival.
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Imagine unaishi na gaidi na amescan WhatsApp yako kwa laptop 😭😭.
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Kudate dame anapenda pets ni stress. Sasa imagine umeita mtu kama SabG huko Ruaka kwa bedsitter alafu anakuja na Zagadat. Kadoggy kanaingia kwa hao kanaanza kubeba masufuria kakipeleka balcony kakidhani kako kwa kennel.
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Mtu ako na good public address system aweke reggae watu Thika road wajibambe. Alafu EABL please supply pombe na drones.
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Kama uko na beshte yako na ako nyumbani stress inamkula, muite kwenye uko and make him or her happy. Remind them that shida huisha wasikue na huzuni.
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Huyo ana-diss mwenzake juu ana pua kubwa yeye anasahau alipanua miguu Lang'ata road yote ikanuka omena nkt.
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Nairobi landlords are too much bana. Ati painting a one bedroom house took paint worth Ksh 14,879 alafu labour ni Ksh 8,000. Yet msee ameishi hapo for only two months.
Wapi tribunal inadeal na hizi cases.
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Amerix, Cyprian and Propesa Tv. Mko payroll ya nani mkiwa watatu hivyo?
It's time tuache kubebana ufala.
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Ukiletewa list ya wasee 200 highly qualified professionals na uambiwe uchague mtu mmoja apewe kazi.
What criteria will you use?
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Rumor has it that Dr William Ruto is the newly elected president of Kenya.
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Here we go.
📸 C
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Current situation on Thika road between Roysambu and Githurai.
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Yaani that girl scored (A-) na hadi leo hajawahi join university. Kazi ni kurun kisyiagi in the village. Fuck our leaders and our education system 🚮
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Never outshine your master ni kitu moja most graduates wa siku hizi hawajui.
Just stay humble under your boss, learn as many new things as possible and gain experience/skills. Ukishakua fit, apply job kwengine ama anzisha your own hustle.
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Getting money requires a lot of hard work and determination. Ukipata pesa mazee never misuse it.
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Just like you and
@TheODMparty
leadership. Your greatest strength is riding on chaos and tribal psychos.
I'm reading an article here that Donald Trump's greatest strength remains white male voters without a college degree. Eish bana.
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People will tweet stupid things ndio mdhani ni mafala. I met someone who is very stupid on this app but that human is very smart in real life.
Mikora nyinyi.
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If you earn 100k how much should you gift your woman every month?
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Being sick at night is a nightmare. Nimekaa hapa Nairobi West Hospital for 1hr nikingoja msee wa lab. I walked in at 2300Hrs nimeanza kutibiwa at 0230hrs. Health service providers in Kenya are just messed up.
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Ukiitwa dinner date please make sure you eat lunch. Acheni kuenda date tumbo zikiguruma kama trela kwa mlima.
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Sasa watu huamka wanapata mtoto ame-scratch gari na msumari all round watatweet nini kama kikombe inafanya mtweet hivyo.
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Rumour has it that Martha Karua has been picked as Raila's running mate and Kalonzo will be on the ballot as an independent candidate.
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Pia mimi naenda DCI ku-report whoever lied mimi hulia nikikuja. Let me talk with my lawyer.
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Given a chance. Would you use 20 bigwigs to push a tag or 40 enthusiastic tweeps with the same pay distributed equally?
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Hii app kuna mambo. Mara triangular ass, mara nyondo 7kgs sasa mmesema mtu anakaa nduma surely.
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To be honest, hata wewe ukipewa chance ya kupeana gigs si utapea wasee hu-engage na wewe kwa TL?
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If you have numbers na hujawahi pata gig yoyote kwa hii app DM me.
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Nani hajawahi pewa gig kwa hii app na anajiamini anaweza chapa kazi safi?
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Being an adventist ni ngumu bana. Imagine watu wote kwa village wana celebrate Christmas but nyinyi mko tu. Kazi ni kukashifu wasee na kuwauliza wakuonyeshe kule Bible inasema Yesu alizaliwa 25th.
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Mimi ukini-sub huku ama unitroll juu ya payment jua imeisha hivyo. Utajilipa na hizo likes, retweets na comments utaget.
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When you move from one job to another, don't trash talk your former employer.
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Huku utapata influencer mmoja anapush tag tatu, but wenzake hawana hata moja. What if we share those gigs evenly ndio atleast kila mtu apate kitu.
Let's make this app a level field of opportunities.
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Ladies please tell your parents most of the young men out here are struggling to make ends meet. Mtu akija kwenu kuuliza hand in marriage wakue considerate na waache kubehave nikama wanawauza bana.
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I am urgently looking for a farmer who can constantly supply 50 broilers (1.2kgs) per week in Nairobi.
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Nairobi West Hospital
@naiwesthospital
yaani you guys gave me dawa za muscle relaxer when I was suffering from acidity. I went to Coptic Hospital after two weeks, explain to them the same way I did to you and they established stomach acid issues. After one week I am okay.
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Kwani mkija Nairobi nyinyi hubeba all your belongings from the village? Hizo bags mnaenda nazo home mtu anaweza dhani hamtarudi Nairobi tena. Make it a habit kuacha tunguo kadhaa home. When you travel unabeba tu a small hand luggage.
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I was never suspended throughout my school life, huku twitter niliwafanyia nini ndio mkareport account yangu nikasuspendiwa? 🤣🤣🤣
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If you touch on my family we become childish. I have no reputation here to protect.
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Hello parent twitter.
Is it true that watching cocomelon delays speech in children?
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Nilidanganya huyu nitampeleka home introduction hii December, sasa amepiga simu ako tao anakuja twende village kesho. How do you handle such characters?
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Somewhere in the village kuna family wanashangaa vile mtoto wao ana iPhone 13 na hana kazi tangu amalize campus.
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Ukiletewa kesi kama hii unatatua aje?
Kuna jamaa amepiga bibi coz wife alitumia pesa ya kubuy food kulipa chama. Msee ametoka mjei akapata hakuna food na akachapa wife. Sasa nani ako na makosa hapa?
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Clout chasing is a very bad social media disease. Just look at how insensitive some guys are getting for attention and retweets.
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Don't be afraid or ashamed to be someone's errands person. Chapa hio kazi and be quick to learn something from your master.
Everyone starts somewhere 😊.
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Mkiangusha food chini nyinyi huokota mnakula ama mnatupa kwa dustbin?
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Enyewe hii life make your happiness a priority. Hawa binadamu hata uwafanyie mazuri aje they will still crucify you.
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How are you saved on your partner's phone and how have you save him/her?
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@ShankiAustine
Dreadlocks should never be used to eliminate potential and qualified candidates at any work place.
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Okay si poa kua bully, but who takes such photos in such attire akijua mwili yake inakaa hivyo?!
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Hey
@Gloria_Wanjohi
list ya tweeps wamekukula if you convert it into cash labda inaweza kusaidia uomoke ufanyiwe surgery ya kitovu uache kukua na kitovu ya ndovu na hio mwili waeke matako kiasi utoshee kwa hizo mothers union unavaa.
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Kama hujawahi push tag na unajiami, next year we try again 🙏🏼.
Open playing field, no connections no cliques.
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Female clients feel so entitled. This one wants an apology for not answering her text, mark you I have been answering her texts for the last 3months na haleti business. So now when I don't answer her ndio anakuja kuniongelesha kama chali yake. Give that business to someone else.
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The older you get the more you realize that you just don't want certain type of people around you anymore. Some people just stunt your personal growth.
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Mko karibu kuanza kupost nudes for attention and retweets. Hii social media attention ikikuingia kwa akili you will do silly things just to get noticed. But believe me it will haunt you in future.
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Nairobi West Hospital
@naiwesthospital
you need to train your front office on Customer Care Experience, Communication Skills and Work Ethics. The kind customer experience you are offering is pathetic and not to the standard. 🚮
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Stop hating on tweeps and focus on your lives. Smart guys huku wanatweet ufala zao wakimake money from this app na wewe uko hapa kuleta makasiriko.
Hii platform is full of strangers and we don't care what you think about anyone.
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A tweet for Keg boys. If you have a gig on this app don't hesitate. Those guys hufanya kazi safi sana.
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There is a big difference between influencing and pushing a tag.
For you to be an Influencer, you need to have numbers and a certain reputation in a particular field i.e fashion. For pushing a tag, any creative and enthusiastic tweep can do it regardless of their following.
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Kwanza hawa wanatoka mwiki bila ndevu, very ruthless.
The new breed of bullies is ruthless, hawana decorum buana.
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Don't use social media to impress people, use it to impact people.
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People out here are suffering bana. Jamaa ako na CPA-K na BCom na analipwa 50k 😭.
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Kuna siku nilipost picha kwa hii app wakaniambia nimevaa trouser kubwa kama mfuko ya kisiagi. I have never recovered.
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Sasa oneni vile huyu influencer ameandikia bibi ya mtu kwa DM. Nasikia pia yeye huomba madem pesa kwa DM. Hizo SS nimeona, waa!! Kenya sihami. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If this Kinoo Landlord alikua amechukua loan, hivi ndio imekunywa maji.
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