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FEATURING:
-debate worries!
-Japan trip worries!
-New Yahk, New Yahk!
-an ode to grime!
-what makes a theme park!
-what Pepsi owns!
-the wonderful world of Lionsgate!
-building decapitation!
And much more!!
NEW EP!
We look at unbuilt Times Square attractions from a billboard you can ride, to a giant Pepsi Cup... you can ride... to a Mad Men themed lounge!
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Nobody has posted my favorite clip from the Ted series yet so here goes
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Yo ok y'all I get it, you hate the mouse and gay pandering but this is literally the voice actor doing the announcement can y'all just fucking chill for one second and not be assholes
FOR FIVE MINUTES
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT I got to play Pixar's first nonbinary character! Meet Lake!
I voice Lake in the new movie
#Elemental
! I'm seeing it in theaters tonight with my friends, so you can catch it in theaters too if you wanna see them. 💙
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The best part of Don't Look Up so far is the hilariously bad unlicensed version of this Simpsons meme bc Disney owns them now
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And we now have a photo of the highest bidder
The
#JimHenson
Company is planning to sell its historic Hollywood lot, formerly Charlie Chaplin Studios, on La Brea Avenue:
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I wish these Simpsons Disney+ shorts the biggest "fuck off"
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I'm telling ya, it's not just Disney. This is a problem surrounding family films in general. Mario is the exception, not the rule.
Illumination’s ‘Migration’ is tracking for a $13 million four-day opening, THR reports.
If true, this could be the worst debut in Illumination’s HISTORY.
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Mr Krabs prepping the Krusty Krab for theme park prices
The rumored areas for Universal Kids Resort, being built now in Frisco, Texas.
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Wander Over Yonder is a gem with an entire episode that parodies both Filmation cartoons from the 60s and homages MST3K
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Tony Stark: ok everybody is back now that we defeated Thanos
Rocket: what about Dra—
Tony: EVERYBODY IS BACK
Dave Bautista May Not Return for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
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@NeilNevins
“Yoda has sent us a special holo message which we will display now giving his apologies”
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This opening date is still insane in hindsight
Today in 2020: Mickey & Minnie's Runaway Railway officially opens in Hollywood Studios.
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Hey
@WaltDisneyWorld
I think you forgot something
There is a time capsule at Disney’s Contemporary Resort that is to be opened this year in October after 50 years 👀
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Favorite Rolly Crump story is that he learned that Walt’s favorite curse word was “shit”, so he painted it on a rock and gave it to him and Walt put it on his desk.
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Spotted on TikTok, and thanks to
@OrlandoParkStop
discord users for finding it: Curse of the Wolfman Mack spinning coaster testing, starting from its swing launch maneuver
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Okay where/when are you seeing this movie and what type of screen are you selecting. There are absolutely cheaper options but you are refusing to take it.
Hey kids, let’s go see Despicable Me 4 at the…
Wait, what?! $152.69
No 🥤or 🍿. This can’t be sustainable.
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However the hell WDI convinced somebody to give them money to install an Ostrich animatronic to the freaking treehouse, idc, that's amazing
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It is WILD that this film is hated. WILD. Such a funny and creative movie.
I'm watching that new shitty Chip N Dale movie rn and I'm thinking about killing myself
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@Defunctland
(enters hotel room)
Me: (loudly) GEE IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME MUPPETS MERCHANDISE IN THESE PARKS
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Is this EPCOT??!
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@platinumb3rlitz
I love how later on in the season he plans to jerk off to Lori loughlin on Oprah
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BILLY TELL ME WHERE THE FUCKING MONSTERS INC LAND IS OR SO HELP ME
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Holy shit could you imagine this illusion on Indy?
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We are just so not ready for the wrong lessons that Hollywood is about to take from this
BOX OFFICE:
#SuperMarioMovie
Makes History!
- Biggest global debut ever for an animated film ($377M)
- Biggest 5-day opening ever ($204M)
- Biggest opening ever for a video game adaptation
- 3rd biggest 3-day opening for an animated film ($146M)
- Biggest opening of 2023
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Oh my god this is the greatest niche thing ever
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@NeilNevins
it's the very last reaction to the mirror falling down that constantly gets me, "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"
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Some more photos of SpongeBob’s Crazy Carnival Ride, a very cute attraction that is obviously overpriced. There are a half dozen animatronics and cotton candy and burger scents.
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I just noticed this: the jack in the boxes have jangles from inside out and krusty from the Simpsons
THERE IS A SIMPSONS REFERENCE IN THE HAUNTED MANSION
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Soarin testing at WDI in the mid-90s using a Star Tours simulator with the cabin removed and a vehicle hanging off the side, really cool
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Country Bear refs in my Mickey Mouse?! You love to see it.
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Just did some research and the last time this CM role was filled was 2005.
So.
Yeah.
This is random.
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@NeilNevins
There are four Disney cartoons that had their characters have to grapple with the existential realization that we are not alone in the universe
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Although this animated figure is impressive in its movements I have zero idea who it is or why it is important. Good storytelling requires fore knowledge of stories and characters for a ride or experience to succeed.
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Chapek, dude, the family from Denver can’t follow jack shit with how the parks work nowadays
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Lincoln is just like, "you gotta be shitting me here".
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Mickey Mouse shorts aint buying that Tower of Terror icon nonsense
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Also I don’t know how to say this but DO NOT SHAME PPL FOR WATCHING DISNEY SHOWS/MOVIES OR GOING TO THEME PARKS THIS DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON’T SUPPORT LGBTQ+, NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION, etc.
You can do both! Hold Disney accountable! Approach Chapek at the Shareholders Meeting!
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I don’t know what’s more pathetic: his overreaction to a temporary construction fence, the fact that he’s already pre-determined to hate it or that he’s still going to pay money to the Walt Disney Company to ride it after being the number one hater
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Jon Faverau: super Disney parks fan - ZERO RX droids in Mandalorian
Robert Rodriguez: RX droid in ep ONE of Boba Fett
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According to this article, Disney was initially floating ideas of giving day tours but Iger shut the plans down and the Starcruiser is literally just going to be abandoned. Wow.
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@Crimson_Mayhem_
the joke is obviously that nearly the entire last three minutes was written by ChatGPT, it's very obvious that it's all awkward and wrong with Cartman calling Stan a jew.
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So literally no IP? It’s just called the Adventureland Treehouse? I’m sorry, is this the modern Walt Disney Company?
We are tree-mendously excited to share new details about the Adventureland Treehouse returning to
@Disneyland
park in 2023! 🌳 ✨ Read about how it will pay tribute to the original treehouse built in 1962 here:
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Whoever thought of the convention angle and realized that they could cheap out on the ceiling presentation to be in theme, collect your raise pls
FIRST LOOK at Illumination’s Villain-Con Minion Blast interior queue area. We are going to be here throughout the morning with coverage. Stay tuned!
@UniversalORL
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@TheRealJimsYT
They did already announce Inside Out 2 and Toy Story 5. Brad Bird is busy at Skydance making another film and I don't think they'd make Incredibles 3 without him
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BTW: can somebody explain why my screening of Black Panther 2 had a Super Mario Bros Movie trailer attached but not Strange World... yknow, the next theatrical Disney movie that's coming out in JUST TWO FUCKING WEEKS?!
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They seriously did the "this guy directed Toy Story, Cars, also DID WE MENTION TOY STORY 2 AND 3 AND"-- his name is John Lasseter and he resigned from Pixar for multiple cases of sexual harrassment and creating a toxic work environment what the HELL are we doing here
First trailer for ‘SPELLBOUND’, starring Rachel Zegler, Nicole Kidman and Javier Bardem.
Releasing November 22 on Netflix.
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Guillermo Del Toro’s Pinocchio is the best film adaptation of the story. And yes, I didn’t say of the year, I mean of all time.
That is a masterpiece.
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Well folks, the Galaxy’s Edge haters were right. Disneyland is closed for good. Heartbreaking, it had a good run.
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It’s the Winter Park location. This is ITM levels, WDWNT. Congrats, you’re there now. Right on that bottom tier.
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This just about seals the Chapek reign as one of the most disastrous blunders in the company’s history. Ron Miller is smiling from his grave
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HEY DISTWITTER
THREE HOURS, FIFTY-SEVEN MINUTES AND NINE SECONDS TIL YOU DIE
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Apparently Muppets Haunted Mansion was filmed using the Mandalorian volume tech… honestly, this was not where I expected it to show up next
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The fact that they won’t have the full original cast is insane and I’m a little curious why Iger didn’t make it a priority to get Mindy and Bill back. They *need* this to work.
‘INSIDE OUT 2,’ starring a now-teenager Riley and new emotions, releases in theaters 1 year from today (June 14, 2024.) 🟡🔵
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Zootopia 4D show is the funniest outcome imaginable omg
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Your reminder that Caesars Palace has the cheesiest animatronic show ever in front of a Cheesecake Factory
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This could be the greatest picture of all time if there wasn’t a golden globe here but instead an Oscar
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He booked a fucking IMAX night screening
dude literally played himself
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So realistically how long until Disney starts threatening legal defamation action against certain media personalities
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Virtual queue indeed needs to be chucked out the window for every ride past the first 2 weeks of operation. Let people wait.
$150 to get in. And if you don’t win the early morning fastest fingers contest, just pay another $20 to ride a roller coaster is wild to me.
Wanna ride twice? Play an app-based rapid fire tap game at 7am AND dish out money. Wanna ride three times? Too bad.
This feels wrong.
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This is my favorite: all of the ppl bitching about face masks and our hero Tim wants to know when he can dine with an animatronic gorrila again
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If this was in America, a TikTokker would absolutely try to recreate Anna’s move, smash into the table, break their arms and legs and then sue Disney
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@NeilNevins
the fact that "Lion King lore" is legit a thing and not a joke scrambles my brain
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Nothing to me may be more confounding than Disney not hiring Alan Menken to do the music for Wish. You make a massive nostalgia throwback and you don’t hire the one composer most commonly associated with that nostalgia?
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I don’t think I’ve ever seen Disney do demo like this in the daytime. Wild
WARNING: THIS VIDEO MIGHT BE DISTURBING AND/OR UPSETTING TO TOONTOWN FANS
VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED
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It brings me no joy at all to report that a few retired imagineers and a social media presence in the DisTwitter sphere are currently working on an "anti-woke theme park"
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SpongeBob ride is not cheap as one would expect in Las Vegas. Each ticket and ride is $20. I got two rides for $40 yikes :/
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This was interesting lol. Yes it’s free this morning lmao
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I may be one of the few people on this Earth that remembers the bizarre Steven Spielberg/Steve Wynn collab that was the themed dining experience known as DIVE. I distinctly recall the klaxon horns blowing occasionally and video screens.
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I'm taking that some of y'all would hate Roger Rabbit if Roger Rabbit came out today got it
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@XgarthbrooX
This isn’t making fun, this is buddying up to the corporation with the lightest of teases. Zero bite
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@bunny_wars
It was mediocre chicken but filled with the most amazing shopped photos of a fake doc brown holding drumsticks
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Me: Hey Universal... what are you waiting for?
Uni: What do you mean?
Me: Like, you have attractions coming this year--
Uni: CONFIDENTIAL. HARRY POTTER ROLLER COASTER. NO OTHER DETAILS.
Me: We can see the trains--
Uni: NO. NOBODY MUST KNOW. 2019. POTTER COASTER. CONVO OVER.
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