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My 30 days old daughter, has a British passport, a Canadian passport and an American greencard!!!!
God is able. 🙏🏾❤️
There is no way my kids will even have Nigerian passport. It can’t even happen.
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A Nigerian bank account is the only place in the world where 5,000 +5,000 = 9,987.47
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I have always wanted a family of my own, doing it with my best friend and the absolute love of my life in a country i love love is just the icing on the cake ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾.
I don’t take these moments for granted.
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Ph.D. at 28!!
Graduating from No 132nd university in the world. Finished in less than 36 months,
with a perfect Gp( course work)
Bruh! God used me to flex 🥵🥵
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This you?
I’m really fast, I’m sure If anyone tried to steal from me and while running, I must catch that person. Must.
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My friend visited Nigeria after 8 years away, he was killed on Abuja/ kaduna express way..
Leaving the country is not a permanent solution.
Nigeria can still happen to you even though you aren’t in Nigeria.
Your friends and family aren’t safe, you’ll just be anxious day in, day out.
It’s just sad bro.
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I'm not suicidal, but might I ask, what is the end goal to life? Like why do we put in so much effort to live, pay bills, laugh, and be happy? If at the end of the day, we still gonna die, lose a loved one, be stressed and sad??
It’s almost as if, survival isn’t worth the price
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I don’t even proofread what I tweet. Twitter is where I can be Shallipopi
I use my brain everyday at work from 9am-6pm and you want me to be tweeting highly intelligible stuff? Dey play.
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My partner has gone to the salon on her girl day out with my credit card while I'm home with our baby…
I used to pray for times like this 🥵🙏
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Women scare me tbh.
you can be talking off point, be a complete ass, and she would sit there nodding her head and smiling at you.
however in her head she's like ”im not seeing this idiot again” 😭😭
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A whole Lagos state came out to beg, who am I?
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- i am Canadian Pr.
- my partner is British/American.
When we found out we were pregnant, we decided to have the baby in Canada(cause that way she would get the passport), others (UK/USA) she got automatically based on the right of passage from the mum..
It was well-planned,
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No shade, but Nigerian invest so much time and energy in unnecessary/ unproductive conversations.
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I applied for a Job 9:00am by 10:05am
They’re sending unfortunately… I like them, so real. 👍
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Lol, how can someone be pregnant for you and you won’t attend antenatal classes with them. There are some things I find hard to believe.
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Well, FBI doesn’t employ thugs, uneducated nitwits, drug addicts and rapists.
The FBI teaching SARS how to do a proper investigation...not by stopping every young person driving a nice car 😑
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People are going to chase your partner without any form of regard/respect for you. Sadly, there is nothing you can do about it than Hope your have chosen to be with the right person. Someone that won’t disrespect/disgrace you.
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Tbh, I should stop isolating myself, I need to go out more, see more people, make new friends, this lifestyle of always locking myself in the room is becoming a serious problem.
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I have always wanted a family of my own, doing it with my best friend and the absolute love of my life in a country i love love is just the icing on the cake ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾.
I don’t take these moments for granted.
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Or maybe she's just not into men. Maybe marriage isn’t an option for her, maybe she’s not emotionally ready for such commitments.... it takes 2 to be married you know .... my 2 cents sha. 🥶
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Lol. CU and BU rejected me back in 2017 when I returned to Nigeria after my masters. Simply, because my MA was by research. Now, look at me with a Ph.D., 2 post-doctoral offers, and another Ph.D. offer. 😂😂😂
See my God is vexing.
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Why are you changing your handle, he won't post it nau 😂😂😭😭
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I think the one thing I’m yet to navigate as an adult is the unpredictable/ uncontrollable wave of sadness that can hit you out of nowhere..
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One funny thing about relationships is, you can be serious af, and your partner is just experimenting 🤧🤧🤧😂😂😂
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Consenting to travel is one thing, consenting to have sex whilst on the trip is another thing.
P.s you can still travel with someone you’re already fucking and they will say no.
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My next and final relationship has to be about living, loving, laughing, happiness, growth, and peace of mind. Oh, yes she must be able to handle premium romance. 😭😭
I want to settle down and do it right. I’m ready.
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Bants aside, I don’t think Any babe would call an Uber and leave if your car develops a fault on the road.
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Flirting with you on the TL, no mean say I want you. Please please I beg.
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Just a reminder that the people of Thailand had a protest earlier this year, took a break because of COVID-19, returned in July, and protested for 89 days straight. We are aiming for a world record unless our demands are met. Please, don’t be tired.
#EndSARS
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I promise to keep you alive in my memories. You have left a void no one can fill. They are not many in the world like you and today the earth mourns the loss of an angel. May you rest in peace. Even in death you are still loved and forever will be. We are not saying goodbye 4ever
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They dragged vector for being broke and living in a BQ, and his comeback was “I stopped judging success by the kind of money I make, or the house that I build” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
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We outside Lagos babes don’t know more than south, W bar and Raddion blu. However, those introverts? Na them Dey go from ikoyi to Banana island. Their time management is so good you can’t even suspect that she’s just finished with femi, then came to you out of pity. 😂😂😂
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I mean, can you believe the audacity of the 24 year old. It is sad to watch. So quick question yeah, what’s the age requirement for selling waist beads in Lagos?
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Prostitution has been legalized in some parts of the world. I’m yet to see a place where fraud is legal. The only thing wrong with prostitution is societal acceptance which is funny because people proudly associate with fraudsters and snub prostitutes.
Sex work is HONEST WORK. Internet fraud is NOT. They are not the same. They are incomparable.
And think well before you reply this tweet with "if your children do sex work, will you be happy?" It's 2020. You should be smarter than that.
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The greatest love anyone has ever shown me….
Ah, you decided to have a baby by me, I am humbled oh. ❤️❤️❤️
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Tbh, if you genuinely care about me and I love you there is no hiding or hard guy I’m bringing all the love to the table. That’s why I am so sorry for my future wife and kids 😭😭
Because I will use love to embarrass those mfs😩😩😩😩😩😩
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As this 25M is convincing the lot of you to joint betting, don’t forget that “they only see the champagne 🍾 and not champs pain”
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Tbh, sex is overrated. Just come let’s go from one restaurant to another. I mean we will fuck, but let’s eat first.
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Women that drink origin, black bullet and small stout can’t catch feelings over mushy stuff like cute text and flowers. You gas carry her go Oshodi make una Dey under bridge bond
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The Funny thing about depression is whilst everyone is mad at you for ghosting them, you’re busy thinking of ways to become a ghost.
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Tbh, I want to open my heart and love loudly, and intentionally again. But I fear/worry that I know too much, and have built walls around myself that even I can’t cross over. Sigh
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Saw a grown man cry because of 5k, and I can’t get that imagine out of my head. People are really suffering in this country, the struggle for survival is becoming a chore.
Really, life shouldn’t be this hard.
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There is no way my kids will even have Nigerian passport. It can’t even happen.
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In this life, and every multiverse I exist, always and forever ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Brown X Davido can never miss, even if then pass blunt to Lukaku
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1. Will u stand with pastor Biodun?
2. Will u testify against those who are trying to fight the church?
3.will u pray 4 d pastors innocence?
4. Do u believe d allegations?
5. Are u willing to donate 4 d court case?
6. Are u in anyway relayed to Timi n fam.
7.wts ur SM handle
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Being broke in a relationship isn't enough reason to lose your value, esteem, and respect. Money comes and goes, but your personality is permanent.
Always endeavor not to be the broke one in a relationship. These are the reasons why.
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You know this how?
I have a Bs.C, M.A, and I’m currently PhD (in-view with a perfect CGPA). But okay 😊😊😊
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- Nollywood cast popularity over talent.
-They don’t pay attention to editing.
- lazy producers.
- can’t handle criticism.
- producers are not creative.
- and yeah, them lots can’t act.
P.s- lol, if you don’t need the audience why care about what we think / feel?
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Premium babe, but you can’t shower and swim with any of your jewelry 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Well, this is why I said kindness is such a big deal to me. If you’re not a kind person, we can’t roll, hang, or even have anything to do with each other.
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Everyone is a spec. Just pray that you're your spec’s spec and vice versa
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Please dear, Don’t mind that woman, she’s uncultured. See why I said I should have met you before her”
I will ask Ajoke to send you something for your troubles. Ma binu baby
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Some of you lots think because you can afford a ”basic lifestyle”
You're rich.
Iphone X, apple watch, airpods, MacBook, these are all basic.
That's no reason for you to be stupid.
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Lmaooo. They are now forcing us to feel the reply 😂😂😂😂😂😂
E no dope, mean say e no dope 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Hasn't he been maltreated?
*white husband watches his wife take BBC from behind_ mp4 * 🤣🤣
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The more you watch the likes of Neymar, Mbappe, Messi and the likes bottle a UCL knock stage from an advantage point, the more you appreciate Ronaldo and Madrid for the year they dominated. They made it look easy, they knew how to win and manage games. Ronaldo is clear!!
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Having to walk away from someone you really want because of unmatched energy and communication, is not easy.
You be like “God can you just fill this coconut head with sense ?”
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I kuku don’t play PS4, however dear can you just subscribe Pornhub for me 🌚🌚🌚🌚
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A Nigerian graduate will work for years only to be able to afford a 2009 Camry in 2021, after many months of saving, ajo and Sapa.
Fam!! It’s hell here
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I have 5 fucking degrees, Lmao.
- 1 BSc, 3 masters, and a PhD.
And someone in Nigeria refused me a job simply because i wasn't a “believer”.
“Catholics are nonbelievers”.
Lmao.
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Tbh, I am tired honestly.
This adulthood-ish is choking and draining me for every drop of blood I have.
Sometimes it’s like, one step forward, the 3 steps backward.
I need a break fr.
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There is this hurt/betrayal that comes with knowing someone you really care about treats you like everyone.
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I used to think “juju” wasn’t real till Niggaz in Malaysia fly babalawo out here 😩😩😩
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Once I have relationship money, I will ask this one out. If she get man I will buy him out 😊😊😊😊
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I hope y’all are finally seeing how difficult it is to win UCL back to back, let alone a 3peat
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Not even 30 yet and I honestly feel old, drained, tired, and boring. I miss spontaneity, dangerous, adrenaline rush, a couple of bad decisions here and there. Sigh.
Ope what happened to you.
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I hope you people know that taking your wife/ baby mama for an antenatal appointment (s), and following her to the delivery room/ being present during labor is doing the basics.
It’s not a privilege and you’re not doing her a favor.
but what do I know......
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You do so much for vendors, in your own way, your night market idea is a masterpiece. Thank you. 🥰
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@amyybekee
I get you, but then again, I feel like in 365 days yeah, we probably have like what 100 good days max, the rest we are unto something, chasing something, or fighting a battle.
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Lasisi is who you watch, so you can return to normal after laughing your lungs out because of Maraji.
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The way I love my wife >>>> everything about her is perfect in my eyes🥰😍😍❤️❤️ best woman.
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Whenever I see Okocha, I feel like beating him up for wasting a golden ball, multiple UCL winning talent 😭😭😭😭
Jay-Jay Okocha and Sam Allardyce re-created their dance from their Bolton days at an all-star charity game today! 😂🕺
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Ever caught someone’s facial expression during sex, like when women be rolling their eyes, lips bitting and shit
And you just say to yourself
“ah Omo yi ti like oko ju”
“ ma te ko kon e ile”
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I fancy you, isn't ”be my gf”
I like you, isn't ” can you mine”
I love you, isn't ”I’m in love with you”
know this and know peace.
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Normalize taking someone's daughter on a weekend getaway, treat her to a variety of food, wine, gifts, movies, and coitus (spontaneous, slow, BDSM, and all that). Create memories, foot rub, scalp rub, kiss her passionately. See, just enjoy life with someone's daughter.
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God, I reject the age I’m turning this year.
Someone made a mistake....
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Lol, una funny for this app sha. You think if I need 50k now I won’t be under Don jazzy’s threads??
Na who wear shoe know where e dey pain am.
There is no need to “beg-shame” anyone sha.
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Don't shame people for what they can afford, or what is big deal to them...broke ass bitches that off pant for a living talk the most here.
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The truth is, life is too short for you not to enjoy intentional, premium romance, simply because you’re scared of heartbreak.
Stop being a coward 💀💀
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Cele Yoruba women are caring, loving, and sweet, so is their cheating. They will do it barefooted so you won't even see footprints.
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When are we going to create a Men's only room on CH, solely to address ourselves on some kind of mess up?
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Tbh, PSG didn’t need Messi. They already had 2 passengers in that team, went on and added the greatest passenger of all time. No manager is winning an elite trophy with only 7 active players. Not happening.
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Having dual citizenship shouldnt be a flex. However, in 2015 a security man pointed shortgun at me the moment he saw my passport, because my Dad had sent me $10,000 for my studies in Malaysia…
In 2016, I was in 🇹🇷 airport during that failed coup, i saw how Nigerians were
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Please give me 60 minutes 🙏
URGENT !!!!! 🚨
Lead Software Engineer for Ruby on Rials needed. If you are qualified or know anyone who is, please DM.
Salary: 20M/annum or more!
Kindly RT. It’s a bit urgent! 🙏🙏
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if you don’t own a 4k TV, and you opt for pS5, you’re basically buying an expensive ps4 pro.
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