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Joined February 2021
9 Champions League titles between them & Harry Maguire & Rashford are starting & they’re benched 😂
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Poor kid will be an adult by then 🤷🏻♂️.
📲 Marcus Rashford promised to dedicate his next goal to young Grayson ❤️
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Amad can’t start bcoz he’s rewarding Antony’s performance in training but Mazraoui starts at 10 bcoz 5 years ago he saw something in Ajax 😂 Sancho told ya’ll, this mf is a liar.
🚨 Amad Diallo didn’t play one single minute vs Villa and Brentford… subbed on tonight only after Antony’s injury. Ten Hag: “He’s doing well but I must also reward to reward the performances of Antony in training”. “Antony is a threat almost every training”.
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He might be far away from Manchester but he’s far more important to Manchester and football than you’ll ever be 🤷🏻♂️.
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I pray Rashford’s team don’t see this 😂. This comp is an all timer 👏🏼
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If you think Garnacho & Rashford are on the same level as Amad Diallo, then you’re a football illiterate 🤌🏼.
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Rashford is so shit and what’s worse is he doesn’t even know that and acts like he’s Mbappe 🤦🏻♂️.
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This is the third worse sacking I’ve seen after Tuchel from Chelsea and Ranieri from Leicester !! What Mourinho did for Roma with that squad no other manager could do, not even Pep or Conte 🤷🏻♂️.
🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho and AS Roma part ways with immediate effect. It’s over. 🟡🔴🇵🇹
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Stats won’t show this !! There’s an easy through ball available that gets 2 players 1v1 against the keeper but MTV decides to run into a brick wall !! This is what he does over and over again until he scores 1 goal while his teammates suffer 🤷🏻♂️.
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Beckham left, none cared. Ronaldo left, none cared . But these mutants are shedding tears for Rashford leaving 😂 just shows it ain’t about football, it’s never been, it’s about the scrub being Manc born & bred for these simps who just want a Netflix storyline, the drunks 😭.
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Yes Ten Hag was a retard on crack but who tf sanctioned De Gea’s departure 🤷🏻♂️ that guy is the best GK in Europe this season whilst we’re stuck with Kevin Hart in goal.
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These mfs will get Amorim sacked before he experiences sun in the UK 🤌🏼 I’ve never seen a worst Man Utd squad in my life.
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If you think Rashford is anywhere near Nani then you’re a football illiterate 🤷🏻♂️.
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They talk about foreign players who’re legends of the game in this fashion but when it’s Rashford “Oh poor guy there’s something wrong that we don’t know”, “he doesn’t look happy” “he needs an arm asking his shoulder” bla bla bla !!. Xenophobia is deep rooted within these lot 🤮.
"It looks like he's in Soccer Aid". Jamie Redknapp's honest opinion on Casemiro 😬
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They already have 2 players playing at LB in Cancelo & Zinchenko who are miles better than Luke Shaw & yet they’re buying Cucurella when we should be all over this deal 🤌🏼 people haven’t realised it yet but Man Utd are officially finished in the top level 🤦🏻♂️.
Excl: Manchester City are now set to submit opening proposal to Brighton for Marc Cucurella. First bid ready to proceed in advanced talks in the next days. 🚨🇪🇸 #MCFC. Cucurella is still Man City top target as left back, Pep Guardiola really wants him. Work in progress.
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Man Utd should sign this baller up, he’s wasting his prime in Italy, if he comes to England he’d be regarded as top 5 midfielders in Europe he’s that good 🤌🏼
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Looks like Rashford is certainly gonna be sold 😂 Amorim didn’t even shake his hand when he came off.
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Acting of Al Pacino.Shirt of Rooney.Ego of Ronaldo .Talent of Maloney. Marcus Rashford for you 👏🏼.
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When I say McTominay doesn’t get a sniff in any top 15 team in the PL I’m being kind to the guy 😊 this guy is by far the worse midfielder I’ve seen play for United in my lifetime 🤌🏼.
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The audacity from Bruno Fernandes to throw his hands in the air after Amad’s shot that went wide like mf you take 10 shots of which 9 go to the stands, tf you whining about now ya btch 🤷🏻♂️.
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This is a ST who can’t press, can’t track back, can’t dribble, can’t score headers, can’t hold the ball up, cant link up, can’t score with left foot & even with his preferred foot he’s 50-50 🤦🏻♂️. And he’s wearing the no-10 🤌🏼.
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RVP has done more good for the club than some so called Salford legends 🤷🏻♂️ Hope the legend changes his mind & joins Ten Hag’s coaching team next year 🤌🏼
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Casillas a Real Madrid legend was stripped of the captaincy by Jose and we heard nothing about it but only at Man United will you see a player come out with an essay for being stripped off the captain’s armband 😂. This club is weird man 🤦🏻♂️.
After discussions with the manager today he has informed me he is changing captain. He outlined his reasons to me and whilst I’m personally extremely disappointed, I will continue to give my all every time I wear the shirt. So I wanted to say a massive thank you to the
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No amount of injuries can make you get thrashed like this by Crystal Palace 😂. This manager has scammed you fools into believing he’s a victim of injuries.
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Same tweet every year under every new manager 😂 this guy doesn’t play for a single top 4-6 side in any of the top leagues in Europe & yet we see this mf start for us week in week out 🤌🏼 it’s coz of dead players like these that our elite players in Ronaldo want out of the club 🤦🏻♂️.
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I’m Rashford’s biggest hater but even I’ll admit he’s a good few levels above Garnacho who’s absolutely dogshit 🤷🏻♂️.
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Sacked 5 managers !! Amorim will be 6th if he’s fool enough to trust this guy 🤌🏼.
🔴😁 Marcus Rashford after first training under Ruben Amorim: “Top session today!”.
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He can sub Casemiro for costing us in defence but he won’t sub Rashford for costing us in attack 😂 this club reeks of nepotism like no other.
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Yet another manager sacked by @GNev2 & his entourage who thumped their chests in Ole’s support for 3 years 😂 maybe now they can appoint their mate who’s sat at home unemployed without even a rumour of a job 🤷🏻♂️.
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Man can’t dribble, can’t pass, can’t finish, can’t link up, can’t cross, can’t head, can’t hold up and he’s scamming us 350k pw🤦🏻♂️. Talent of Ishowspeed.Attitude of Ronaldo. Never seen a bigger wannabe star ever !! Man’s a parody of Cristiano Ronaldo 😂.
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Any team that employes Dean Henderson as their starting GK deserve to get relegated 🤌🏼 this positioning is shambles to say the least but for some jokers he’s better than De Gea coz he can claim a few crosses 😂
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Wtf is Henderson doing there 😂 why didn’t he shout the ball away 🤷🏻♂️
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And no Madrid fan came out defending his poor performances or making stories about him being depressed or even talking about how he needs a break from football 😂. It’s an elite club with an elite fanbase and that’s why they are where they are 🤌🏼.
He was treated as a meme, he received countless criticism but he kept working and responded to all the haters on the pitch. Vinicius Jr deserves the glory.
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Man Dalot needs to be kept away from Eriksen 🤷🏻♂️ if he does that to him it’s endgame for us 😂
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It’s no coincidence that every time we play without Rashford and Bruno our team plays like a team instead of a bunch of individuals 🤷🏻♂️ No hero balls, no running into brick walls !! Just simple pass and move, proper football 🔥.
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Marcus Rashford barring that tap in has been terrible !! . Can’t hold the ball.Can’t link play.Can’t press. Just strolls like he’s out on an evening walk, terrible footballer.
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One of the biggest fumbles in club history if they let Sancho leave for 25m after taking a 55m hit !! Coz let’s not forget injuries are not his problem, an arrogant manager who plays kick & chase is, he’ll light up another club & we’ll be left looking like fools 🤦🏻♂️.
🚨 | #mufc's preference is still to sell Jadon Sancho. He has a valuation of around £25 million. [@TheAthleticFC]
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Rashford is dogshit man !! He’s lucky he plays for a retarded fanabse coz any other club, not even Madrid but even Norwich fans would beat him up, no joke 🤌🏼🤌🏼.
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No wonder that club celebrates Champions League trophies whilst we celebrate infants from Carrington running around OT 😂.
🗣️ Ancelotti: “I was signed to Real Madrid to win games, not to give minutes to young players.”
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The list of “weaknesses” doesn’t end there !!. 1- Left foot.2- Headers.3- Hold up.4- Positioning.5- Awareness.6- Dribbling.7- Link up.8- Decision making. All he’s good at is runnin into brick walls with blistering pace & shooting at every chance injuring disabled fans in row Z 🤦🏻♂️.
Marcus Rashford on his weaknesses: "Mine are left foot and heading. I always want to work on them. I still feel like I should score more [headers] because I out-jump most people." [@WeAreTheOverlap]
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What an insight by @David_Ornstein👏🏼. If anyone still wants Jim Ratcliffe to own Manchester United, you’re an enemy to the club !!
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@Casual_H3R0 Why tf would you bench your top 3 best players this season in the first please you fool.
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Rangnick laid a blueprint on how to fix this sick club but bcoz he wanted poster boy Rashy and Shaw out he was shown the door 🤦🏻♂️ This club can do all the PR and marketing but if we are to become successful again it can’t happen with the likes of Rashford starting every week !!.
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Harry Maguire is the biggest leak in the dressing room followed by other English guys who’re friends with a lot of journos 🤷🏻♂️ Mitten has also spoken many times that he’s in touch with Maguire and talks to him regularly, no wonder Ten Hag has taken him off media duties 🤌🏼.
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There needs to be an investigation in Carrington !!. How can they reject this guy “4 TIMES” when they keep producing scrubs like Mctominay, Brandon Williams etc etc, I mean what going on there 🤷🏻♂️
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A manager who builds his team around Rashford and Bruno will never achieve anything in football🤷🏻♂️.
🔴 Erik ten Hag: "I have a strong belief in Hojlund and in Rashford that they are capable of scoring a lot of goals". "Rashford, last year under me, proved he can score many goals when he's at his best. He will score many goals, I'm sure".
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This sack is the biggest W Ronaldo has had at Man Utd 🔥. First he got Ole sacked then exposed the filth at the club, shamed the owners in public, called out the xenophobic ex players and right at the end forced a move out to save the twilight of his illustrious career 🤌🏼.
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Man Utd fans ie Football illeterates need to see football outside Old Trafford to know what World class players are like !! When they explore players like Hernandez it’ll be like mankind exploring fire for the first time 😂 they’d never rate Luke Shaw again 🤷🏻♂️.
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Scott Mctominay epitomises what’s wrong with Manchester United 🤌🏼 an absolutely average player who’s applauded by the club & it’s deluded fans just coz he hails from the club’s academy which is as average as the player himself & coz he runs around like a dog chasing the ball 🤷🏻♂️.
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Gary Neville and these English pundits have normalised failure like it’s a virtue 😂. “Lads should be proud of themselves” like proud for what ?? For playing their first competitive game in a tournament against a quality side and being knocked out 🤷🏻♂️.
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Marcus Rashford is a big problem. His decision making is shocking, he’s a purple patch player & he’s at the end of all chances & he rarely passes !!. In his last 20 competitive games he’s scored “4 GOALS” which is a disgrace considering the chances he wastes for being selfish 🤷🏻♂️.
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Marcus Rashford has is so trash, with 80% possession he’s received the ball more than any of our attacker and every time he’s wasted it by bad execution or dead decision making 🤷🏻♂️.
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Marcus Rashford will go down in Man Utd history to be the most braindead footballer of all time 🤌🏼.
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There’s a famous saying in football “Don’t fix what ain’t broke” !!. David De Gea was the golden glove winner playing in a shit team but Ten Hag willingly decided to get rid of him, why ??. So blame Onana all you like but a large part of that blame goes to the manager 🤷🏻♂️.
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I’ll sell 4 Rashford’s for that fee 🤷🏻♂️.
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Palhinha is bullying our entire midfield !! it’s a crazy World where Rice is worth 100m and Palhinha 15 🤷🏻♂️.
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This guy’s on 200k a week and we’re talking about a contract renewal that will come with a raise in wage 🤷🏻♂️ we’ll end up paying 300k a week for him to stink the place on a weekly and pop up with a goal or assist once in every 3/4 games ffs 👏🏼
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As I said before, Ait-Nouri clears Dorgu with one leg tied 🤌🏼 not only is he a ten times better footballer but he’s also a less riskier signing coz he’s PL proven & fits perfectly in our system but nah let’s sign someone who’s best skill is cardio 😂.
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This dumb club will let Varane leave for free & buy Branthwaite for 60m 😂.
🚨✅ JUST IN:. Raphaël Varane and Anthony Martial will leave Manchester United as free agents this summer. #MUFC [@MarkOgden_]
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Malacia has just been on for 30 mins and he’s by far the best player on the pitch and it’s a Ten Hag signing and yet he’s decided to start both games with Plumpy and lost both games 🤦🏻♂️.
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They wanna blame Casemiro for giving away the ball 🤷🏻♂️ fine he’s at fault but even Liverpool midfielders have lost it plenty of times, tf have our attackers done with it ?? Can’t just scapegoat one player when the entire 11 have been dogshit.
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They’ve picked on a player who barely plays for us and even then his goals per game is superior to Rashford who these lot suck up to 🤷🏻♂️.
"He's scored 89 goals in 9 years. " . I don't think we're harsh enough!" 💢. Andy Cole and Gary Neville discuss Anthony Martial 🇫🇷
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When the going gets tough Rashford drops a stinker and limps off at the end of the game !! This is the scrub who our fans wanted to build the team around 😂.
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So their new scapegoat is one of the best CB’s to grace the game with more Champions League titles than their entire club 😂. Twitter and YouTube tacticos are the worst of the lot 🤷🏻♂️.
Raphaël Varane SHOULD Be Replaced This Season👇. I explain here about how his limitations on the ball could harm United this season and potential replacements for him✅
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Can’t stand this liar !!. 1- Bailly openly called him out for favouring Maguire. 2- Martial said in an interview that he was less appreciated than others, hinting at Rashford & Greenwood. Players came out criticising you openly for favouritism, none called out Ronaldo 🤷🏻♂️.
🗣️ "Maybe other players felt less important". Former Manchester United manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer believes that in hindsight, signing Cristiano Ronaldo may have been a mistake during his time at the club 🔴
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The audacity of our fans to say no to Neymar is hilarious 😂 this guy would easily be Top 20 United players of all time if he wears the shirt even once but we don’t want him coz he’ll hinder Elanga & Rashford’s development 🤌🏼 this fanbase man 😂🤡
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There I said it, Bruno Fernandes is like a curse to this club and everyone who backs this mf is an enemy to the club 🤌🏼.
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None of these guys sit on the same table as Jose Mourinho for what he did for Man Utd & football in general 🤷🏻♂️.
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Bruno Fernandes is a disgrace !! 94th moon and he’s taking a shot from 40 yards out instead of passing ffs he’s a curse to this club 🤌🏼.
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Amorim’s handling of Rashford is enough for me to back him until the wheels fall off 😂 in less than 3 months of appointment he’s put Rashford in his place, something others failed to do in years 👏🏼.
🎙️ | Rúben Amorim asked why Marcus Rashford is not in the squad:. "Selection. I chose the players that looked ready to cope with the demands of playing a strong game." [Sky].
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1- De Gea can’t find him with his long passes. 2- Ronaldo is holding him back. Get rid of the two and Rashford will give you 40 goals a season 🤷🏻♂️.
What is the main reason Marcus Rashford is struggling this season? 🤔
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This is their reaction for going 3-0 down and then we have Man Utd fans cheering the players off the pitch after getting regular 6/7 nill spanking from our rivals every year 😂. Maybe they could watch this and learn a thing or two about how to support your club 🤷🏻♂️.
😳🇳🇱 Ajax fans are not happy after they went 3-0 down to Feyenoord. game has been officially abandoned. Flares also thrown onto pitch.
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I don’t understand what Ten Hag does on the training ground 🤷🏻♂️ How can he spend 400m on a squad in almost 2 seasons and yet have no definitive style of play, in fact we’re one of the worst footballing teams in England !!.
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I respect Glazers business acumen !! They’ve made Jim Ratcliffe pay billions to get a job at Man Utd 👏🏼. Brilliant move, sell a minority stake for a few billion pounds to a bloke & then make him do your work of running the club whilst you sit in America reaping all the profits 😂.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again !!. Give Garnacho same mins as Rashford and he’ll get similar numbers every season, that’s how unimportant Rashford’s contribution is to our club🤷🏻♂️.
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Bruno Fernandes will not last a season in a Man City or Madrid and yet he’s here for 3 years and now is wearing the armband too 🤦🏻♂️. This club is a far bigger mess than we think it is 🤌🏼.
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James Maddison is ten times the player Bruno Fernandes and Mason Mount will ever be !!.
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Top Reds attacking Eric Bailly for exposing the truth and this fanbase of hypocrites aren’t questioning the sick xenophobic culture of this club but are questioning his injury record which he has no control over 🤦🏻♂️.
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Take a bow Valverde !!. What a player, what a goal by one of the most underrated midfielders of his generation 🤌🏼 World class player 🔥
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Look at this !! Amad tries to play a clever one two but ratboy choses to go for glory !! This mf does this every time but bcoz he gets an odd g/a here & there our fans suck him off !! Our fanbase is a cancer to the club 🤌🏼.
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Absolutely shameless !!. The guy we’re defending won trophies for this club & became the best player in the World here vs the guy you’re defending who’s had more relegations than medals, someone who’s been an integral part & most responsible for the worse Man Utd squad ever 🤌🏼.
Our fanbase is shameless they are defending Cristiano Ronaldo who doesn’t show up to pre season and wants to join our rivals, but slaughter Harry Maguire who took pain killers and injections in order to play games and serve his club. Back the loyal players like Harry Maguire.
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Mahrez who’s one of the best wingers in Europe, who’s won 10 major honours is on 150k a week whilst Rashford is on 200k who’s on the verge of signing a new deal that will see him earn double of what Mahrez gets whilst not even being half the player that Mahrez is 😂.
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I’m tired of watching this wannabe Neymar with Obertan talent man 😂 This is a regular Rashford performance with or without goal !! You can’t be winning titles with this scrub wearing no 10 taking 400 bags a week 😂 this club is run like a brothel man 🤦🏻♂️.
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Sancho’s getting all the props for scoring back to back goals but you know what ?? He doesn’t have to, coz he’s one of them, who don’t need to statpad to shine, just his ov game, link up, decision making does all the talking 🤌🏼 all you need is football IQ to appreciate his game.
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Anybody that thinks Bruno is better or anywhere near Pogba in both skill and career is the highest form of football illiterate !!.
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Walks in at Man Utd on that left wing but we don’t wanna stunt poor Rashy’s development 😂 after all he’s only a “ 27 yr old youth” playing first team football since 10 yrs 🤷🏻♂️.
🚨🇫🇷 Bayern are now open to Kingsley Coman exit on an initial loan with buy clause. Bayern need outgoings to complete new signings… and Coman’s one of the club’s top earners. It’s concrete possibility, as @SkySportDE reported. 👀 Coman, one of big names for the final 3 weeks.
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Amad has been by far our best player in pre season & tonight but he gets awarded by getting hooked off before Rashford who’s been crap all pre season & tonight as well, this is Man Utd of 2024, where nepotism wins over merit 👏🏼
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This guy would’ve gotten away with what Greenwood did, he’s more protected than the fuckin Pope man held an L the entire game and our fans are feeling sorry for him for being pocketed by every defender he went up against 😂.
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Out of title race in August !!.Our of the top four race in October !!.Out of Carabao Cup in November !!.Out of Champions League in group stages !!. But “we’re hitting form at the right time” now in February to get to 5th in the league as per this wannabe Mbappe 😂.
We’re hitting form at the right time! See you all at Old Trafford next week 🔴🙌🏾
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Jim Ratcliffe is just the face !! It’s INEOS that are buying 25% of Man Utd and they’re not here to free us from Glazers shackles, they’re here loot this club together with them 🤷🏻♂️. People don’t realise now, they will in future but I’m afraid that I’ll be too late by then !!.
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Malacia having a go at Maguire 😂 this guy is an absolute joke 🤦🏻♂️.
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Another hipster or a top manager ?? I’ve no idea but what I know is. He’s got 6 months to implement his style, finish top 4 or at least 5th, but most importantly he has to play the right players & bin the scrubs, do this & he stays, if not then bye bye👍🏼.
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Keep supporting scrubs & cry like a retard later for your club can’t win anything. It’s for these simps that Rashford’s hired a PR team lol . He drops an L, they write sympathy tweets for him whilst he’s partying somewhere & these jokers fall for it every time 😂.
Back him. It's clearly impacting him. You support United.
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