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Johanna deMartin

@OnlyRealJohanna

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Ночная ведьма, Gulag boss. Developer, Historian, Method Actress; Nat: 🇳🇱 Lang: 🇬🇧 Job: 🇨🇦 Bg: 🇩🇪 ❤️: 🇸🇾 - Career plan: 👩‍🏫👩‍🎨 Dark humour warning

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2 years
We don't have to agree on everything, that would make for a boring timeline. But if your opinions are entrenched and you are intent on converting me to your views on a specific element of life, let's just not. Live and let live, love and let love. Everything else is secondary.
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@LogKa11 99.9% sure this guy is a professional hitman.
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The West does not know what war is. When was the last time you had to hide in your basement, not knowing whether your sisters would make it to shelter in time? When was your home levelled? All it knows of war is long distance murder. Hence its obsession with planes and drones.
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@CillizzaCNN This is a waste of what might - at one point - have been a good pivot, but now reeks of a desperate failure to deal with the reality of an educated audience, that is rejecting your narrative. 🙂
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@AZgeopolitics Whenever their mouths are open, you know they are lying, and when they are closed, you know they are inventing new lies to tell.
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Seems to be happening. Narrative undergoing a paradigm shift, from the 'paragon defending democracy' to the schmuck who lost his country. Of course, the source is toxic (Biden), but yeah - basically saying "They are idiots," in anticipation of defeat.
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@Levi_godman "I got conned into worshipping a Nazi but it's okay because they got other celebs too" has to be the most 2022 way of defending worshipping a Nazi I have seen this year.
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Did they mobilise all qualified plastic surgeons?
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Budanov and wife (right) attended a gala event in honor of Israel's Independence Day, at the invitation of the Israeli Ambassador in Kyiv.
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@RWApodcast - "Not one inch of territory will be surrendered." - "Let's not talk about Crimea anymore, it is lost. But Lugansk will be ours again!" - "Let's not talk about Lugansk, it is lost. But Donetsk will be ours again!" .. - "Let's not talk about Lvov."
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Narrator: They did, in fact, forget this by the next news cycle.
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The entire corporate media promoted Malcolm Nance’s lies and fraud. Never forget this
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@CSMFHT I see a role for an intervention led by Greece and Benin, and joined by half the rest of the world.
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@NinaByzantina "We just came to see the famous cathedral, ahaha." - "We did."
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We are lucky. And then, while we are basking in our ignorance, celebrating our culture and whatnot, we get hollow-souled cunts like Lindsey Graham forcing us along the path to a world war. He's old, he doesn't give a fuck about our future, his is an empty fate. We should act.
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@MnarMuh Hatred oozes from the both of them, what a bunch of racists, and supported by a racist institution at that.. Very sorry to hear about this, Mnar, keep speaking up. ❤️💪
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@Spriter99880 On the right is a monument for natural nudity, not a monument to the mother. I'm all for bashing the Netherlands, but that's misrepresentation. Should the artwork be made? Maybe yes, maybe no.
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It cannot imagine what the people of Ukraine, of the Donbas, of Syria are still going through. Indiscriminate bombardment. Go to the shops? You might get a Russian, Ukrainian, Israeli rocket on your head. And that's without mentioning the 5 million victims of the US since 2001.
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"That's a 500 pound bomb" "Let's get the body armour" .. That's like bringing an umbrella on an expedition into a volcano.
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In honor of Malcolm Nance today, we must post the greatest moment of his entire career
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@KennethWReid @evanrachelwood This is the only plot that would validate a remake.
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NATO deviously plotting against China while still 100% dependent on its industrial output is like a psychopathic child plotting against its parents who feed it, wash its clothes, and try to teach it good manners. If it succeeds, it lives in filth for a week until it starves.
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@RWApodcast Clearly an unmoving frozen front line. Russia is losing hard.
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That depressing video of Ukrainian soldiers in a trench sheepishly looking at the camera of the drone that guides artillery fire onto their location is haunting me. Why not wave a fucking white flag. This entire thing is such needless nonsense. Surrender. This is pointless.
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@DD_Geopolitics An Iskander to the face is not really a 'natural cause'. However, naturally, if one gets an Iskander to the face, one expires. Ah yes, words.
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@DaffodilSwain @thejtlewis @realDonaldTrump Admirable goal, but then they won't love their country at all. And if they don't love their country, they might try to change it. Can't have *that*, no sirree Bob.
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We oohed and aahed at the destruction of earthquakes and tsunamis, but war? We can't imagine. We look at Bakhmut and see a razed city, not the psychic trauma screaming out of every building. We look at Donetsk and say it isn't so bad, buildings still stand, right?
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The other choice is you lose. Hell, even if Ukraine wins you still lose, because lol if you think they'll repay the loaned weapons and services. So since continuing the war is a lose-lose situation, how about discontinuing this war? Ukraine can start repaying their massive
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From Davos, Finland’s PM Sanna Marin says «we don’t know when the war ends - but Ukraine has to win. I don’t see another choice.»
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@OlgaBazova Haha, opsec, and then in 72 hours: "Whoopsie, we just lost everything east of the Seversky Donets because Syrsky and Budanov got into a fistfight."
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@ask_aubry I wonder who did that cost/benefit analysis and found that the profits gained from letting men pay to message first outweigh the losses incurred on no longer having women on the app.
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@maplecocaine Dazzle camouflage never gets old. Works for ships, works for faces. And it's awesome.
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@chaIamete @ala_Camillae The best way to help the suffering people in the Middle East is by defunding the US military. Worried about police? Imagine worrying about drones that might decide to murder you and your entire family at the command of some teenager, thousands of miles away. #dronewars
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@SerbianFooty Serbs living rent free in those heads. It's the only thing going on in there
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@KKexplore NATO won't scale up to nuclear war for 6 million Balts, so it's all a wax nose. If Russia were to decide to connect to Kaliningrad, no one would stop them - but as long as the trains can ride relatively freely, nothing will happen.
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@435Kicker @LogKa11 His posture just keeps impressing me more every time I see it. So relaxed, but so controlled, hand in pocket, casual aiming.. boom! Deadshot.
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@RWApodcast They are such sheep, one of them does something and the rest just copies. Hopeless drones.
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@cheekybigfoot @YaNanous "Rules for thee but not for me" shall be the whole of the law.
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@AZgeopolitics Lindsey is such a tool. Does he really think that if the USA starts complying with the ICC he can get off scot-free? He's more a war criminal than Putin, presently only Bolton is more of a war criminal than Graham.
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@CSMFHT Imagine people making a contest of your cause of death, showing off just how good they are at doing what you did, and NOT die doing it. My expression would be a bit more .. sad.
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@jasinskm @RWApodcast The fact that there was no Russian military in these areas is in fact a defeat in itself.
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@DD_Geopolitics Ever since Ecuador betrayed diplomatic trust and decided to sell out Julian Assange, they have consistently shown themselves to be the easiest purchase of South America.
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@mattia43775861 "modern German weapons" *drops shell in upside down*
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@GeromanAT "Here Tucker, I think you will like this. I have brought copies of the letters from Bogdan we have in the Archives. There is a translation too. You can take those home."
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Eternal memory to the defenders of Saint Petersburg.
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Fireworks over Saint Petersburg in honor of the 80th anniversary of breaking the siege of Leningrad.
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@dana916 @GeromanAT Remove Azerbaidjan. Remove Armenia. Remove any of the Caucasian 'independent' states, and subsume them into the Russian Federation as the Republic of Caucasia. Have peace. Fight America.
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😂 These AI are getting too good.
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BREAKING: Malcolm Nance’s precreated speech from next week admitting his ‘tactical mistruths’ about Ukraine has just been released
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@RushDoshi 'The World'
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@MikaelValterss1 Funny how this isn't what I got from Putin at all: "Russia will never show good faith first again, that's for certain." The way I understood him, he is entirely open to good faith gestures, as long as the reciprocation that follows is commensurate. This is a man who wants peace.
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@ArmchairW "Russia is making advances, but these are worthless pieces of land" It's like reading Syrian Rebel-worshipper posts from during the Aleppo liberation.
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Meanwhile: - OSINT is going into collective hibernation - Von der Leyen criticises ukraine's corruption levels and lack of financial accountability in preparation for EU rejection of UA candidate-status - UA casualties deemed unsustainable in Western media
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It's actually a pretty sad thought, imagining the AD desperately expending its inventory, clinging to the belief its own propaganda told it about being able to shoot down missiles that cannot be shot down. Only to then get blown up.
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⚡️I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but after careful review of this video, it appears that the air defence battery (most likely patriot) tried to save itself, but failed. It most probably got toasted.
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This, my sweethearts, depicts one of the my favourite incidents in the history of International Relations. 17th C, the Cossacks across the river Dniepr defeated Ottoman forces repeatedly. Being a true Turk, the Sultan denied any sense of reality and demanded the Cossacks submit.
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Ah, but when AI manages to speak to whales, it will no longer want to talk to humans. @awhalefact
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Google aims to use artificial intelligence to protect whales, well-being and break language barriers
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@DefensePolitics The innuendo is just .. 😂
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@RWApodcast That just shows this conflict sucks. -_-
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@xspotsdamark "Oops, I misread the data. Oh well, it's only erased the collective genetic memory of an entire elephant culture, super sad about that." Man should have been sat on by the very elephants his disgusting stupidity murdered.
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@mrgubkin @snekotron In cartoon terms? This
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The other one has more interesting 'before' pictures, if I know your audience. 😛
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@simongerman600 Marvellous visualisation! These deep core quakes seem unlikely though. Edit: Ah, "Earthquake depth is exaggerated by a factor 8." Alright then, never mind.
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@ask_aubry 'cute' is so very much the wrong word here 😂
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@Zlatti_71 "Dima, no. You don't understand diplomacy. No, no, don't make that face, you'll scare them off." - "grrrrrr"
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@200_zoka Wait, are they looking at the drone that is guiding fire onto their position? Oh man.. that is tragic af.
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@RnaudBertrand Having a model pass the Imperial Examination is the next best Chinese IP safeguard.
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@RnaudBertrand It would be somewhat ironic and very predictable if the US' threats to the island's vital industries pushed them into rapprochement with the mainland.
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@ArmchairW 9 out of 39 total delivered HIMARS just in this little theatre. 6 out of 25 M270s. 4 out of 1200 BUKs. It is remarkable just how stupid this decision was.
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@RnaudBertrand It's a decisive enabler of the world economy, across all fields, industries, and whatnot. Can't excise the trunk from which all the branches of human interactions grow.
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@GeromanAT Jaws of life are closing in. Finally Donetsk will have some peace of mind without random short range artillery being able to hit them.
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@Sorry4noname @RiverToSea48 They were too busy recording their war crimes on Tiktok to pay attention to their surroundings. The window offered some beautifully angled natural light to accentuate their figure.
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@thesiriusreport There is no 'airspace of the Al Tanf US base', there is only Syrian airspace, and a gaggle of ground invaders.
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@HalaJaber Live footage of all the dual citizens:
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@GeromanAT Next up, FAB-5000
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@JoeBiden lmfao.. "give me money, that'll show Putin" Anyone who falls for this insanely obvious scam deserves exactly what they'll get. 😂
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@RWApodcast The quantity and quality of copium in the air are both exceeding lethal values. Respectively, there is too much, and it is too bad.
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@RWApodcast Here's hoping those minesweepers did a thorough job! ♥️
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They really just went and replaced babyface Kuleba with grandfather-face Kuleba. This is the exact same person, just 50 years apart.
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@spetsnaz1986 @200_zoka Would be funny if Putin went to the Kremlin on a bike from the other direction. Everyone looking at the cars and here he rides, calmly as one does.
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Zelya: "Thanks for the Leos and thanks for the soon-to-be-announced Abrams, guys." .. "Why aren't you giving us the people of your armed forces? You can't expect us to defend democracy and freedom from evil Russia without sending at least 500,000 soldiers. YOU MUST DO MORE!"
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@RWApodcast Seems denial is the key coping strategy for now
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@donalhassett1 This made me sad, because she is a victim of culture war hype bullshit bulldozing over her dreams, and several Olympic dreams/experiences have turned sour in this mess. Hope she finds the strength to stay inspired and inspiring.
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@MuradGazdiev @Navsteva The Polish government are #CovIdiots .
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@RnaudBertrand Collapsing empires lash out and try to take everything down with them. It's common, unsurprising, but still very dramatic.
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@trhxianl The US/European demons have a very bad gore fetish when it comes to these injuries. ❤️ This is horrible. For what it's worth, if you are able, let the good doctor know his community-saving work is admired from afar.
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@MemesOnHistory "He repeatedly baffled Christendom by continuing to live." Best eulogy.
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@RnaudBertrand @Stephane_Erler Not even the IDF believes they are minimising civilian casualties. It's just a couple of extremist oddballs in the West that seem to have convinced themselves that Israel can do no wrong, when it is clearly documented as doing wrong, and on record as saying it does wrong.
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@GeromanAT It's a terrible construction, but it's someone's home. This is tragic.
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Thanks to @neilhimself I just noticed the volume on the BBC Sounds player actually 'goes up to 11'. @BBCSounds 😂 #PeterCapaldi marvellously reading #TheMagicWood , opening by Neil Gaiman: ❤️
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@RnaudBertrand The most insane part - to me - is that while China was willing to do this because that's just how the global supply chain was organised, and it was fine with that, so literally everyone (on some level) was making money.. THEN we decided to cut them out because what, red is scary?
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@deeplore5 @RWApodcast Fan fiction detected. We must monetise, steal the storylines, or destroy!
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Strikes me as unlikely that the border between Belarus and Malorossiya would be ignored. The Union State is a reality, and if Kievan rockets can threaten Minsk with impunity, there needs to be a buffer zone along the Bela-Malorussian borders as well.
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Russian strategic goals to include, but not limited to, the creation of a demilitarized buffer zone to protect Russian areas bordering Ukraine
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Chancellor Merkel versus Mr. Pence @ #MunichSecurityConference : Merkel wins by technical knock out during their warming up.
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@ZichenWanghere Ah, *now* I understand why he's been pushing such sensible policies for the betterment of society as a whole, rather than corporate interests.
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@RWApodcast When the 'random passer-by' is actually a political philosopher 👍
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@CSMFHT At some point you have to figure he just doesn't want to come home. Like that uncle who stepped out to buy some cigarettes 30 years ago and still hasn't come home to your nephews.
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@xspotsdamark That has to be one of the more racist things I've seen today. Faking a chart and going "can you imagine a country without blacks".. ugh.
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@NinaByzantina So true. It's like the AUKUS clique can't believe anyone can beat their doping riddled 'athletes'. Reminder, the USA *enabled* Lance Armstrong who did great, but terrible things.
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@baronitaigas Putin's necromancers strike again
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@200_zoka Good lord, these Lancets seem to just destroy anything that isn't covered in half a metre of concrete.
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@ecomarxi Can't have whiplash without a spine, comrade Tiberius.
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@PelmeniPusha Oh no, that's both terribly sad and hilarious.
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@CalibreObscura I have serious doubts about the morality of firing non-self-destructive projectiles at UFO's over densely populated civilian areas. Lead rain maims, likely more so than a little drone.
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@Spriter99880 The future is of course in flexible international deployments. He's got the right idea.
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