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29 and growing 18+ Writer for fun and profit. horny on main/NSFW, so minors will be instablocked https://t.co/YdmNxsVsE6
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Joined June 2011
Keeping five comms slots open to pay for some living necessities.
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You can just tell that every negative review that Sonic Frontiers got today is because of the Dunkey video, some even mention it.
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@TidyWire I keep forgetting that americans havent watched og db. Goku, chichi and the crew dont just have friends, they also have fans all over the place. just the people of the Karinga Tribe and Aru Village are more than enough to fill the picture and those are footnotes in their lives.
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@shoe0nhead Nothing says "alpha male" more intensely than being insecure about her possibly getting sexual stimulation from anything other than you.
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@ImMisterPlow Daisy predates the "wa" concept. HOWEVER:. Gameloft, the creators of Waluigi, actually had a concept for Wapeach, but Miyamoto didn't let them put it in mario tennis. Because the rule of the "Wa" characters is that they have to be ugly and he didn't want an ugly princess. (1/2)
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5 Years ago today, Finn The Human, one of the characters the show is named after (the full name of the show is "Adventure Time with Finn and Jake", after all) only had less than 10 seconds of relevance in the montage that closed the show which we are told he is the protagonist of.
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@Akumabat Fun fact: He's an occasional ally to the bat family. Because he control the Mob trade in Gotham. They tend to come to him for information, which he usually willingly gives up, because if the bats come to him, it means someone got out of line, and he has no use for them anymore.
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@AirheadedAviatR @AnimationFan15 In his bio he is described as having "Near Invulnerability" as a superpower. In the movie he is attacked with thossed around and one time he even had boulder his own size thrown at him, all of which did little damage. Edna Mode also describes being bulletproof as a basic power
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@ImMisterPlow However, their concept was used in Wario Land 4. The "wa" princess is Princess Chocolat a girl cursed to be a black cat, and whose "true" shape changes depending on how much money you have by the end of the game. Considering the topic, its easy to see which form is canonical
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@TheKiwiOtaku Horikoshi is a massive (american) movie fan, most characters with a birthday, share it with an actor born on that date. Bakugou shares his birthday with Andy Serkis. Endeavor with Dustin Hoffman, Shiragaki with Robert Downey Jr AND Heath Ledger. Midoriya with Forest Whitaker
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@TidyWire 1-you're british thats just beta america lmao.2-same dude . I get your point but its not like the crew was asocial enough to just be them at a celebration. at least not until Super.
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@snacks_fruity2 so, they spent the last four years getting MJ and Peter together, retconning everything bad that ever happened to them. only to stablish that she had a family with someone else the whole time?. WHAT KIND OF FUCKSHIT IS THIS?.
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@iwoodkin @DOOM @GoodSmile_US @goodsmilejp Congrats, you're special, you're unique. There, have your attention, now let people like things or go fuck yourself.
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I've been rewatching she-ra , because someone asked me for a review, the thing i still cant believe is that that one flashback in s4 that reveals that catra has always been a clingy sociopathic cunt that nearly tore one of Adora's eyes out was supposed to endear us to her.
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@richcoastrican are you like 12? if you only remember those two you must be. Also Point Break is my favorite Keanu movie
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@Deeeinayeee @strwbrerry @QuackityHQ Chester is happy behind closed doors. This is shown multiple times.
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The people who made Billy and Mandy were onto something primal when they made this Eris design.
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@pills_a The game? yeah, best sonic game since Sonic Adventure 2. The video? its just Dunkey mocking the game and saying its bad. Like he's one of the three big youtubers that you can tell just want to shit on the game.
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@JK_Thatcher @OrwellNGoode that and they both committed a huge number of atrocities against the Irish.
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Contrary to popular belief, the ranger suits for this movie were compltely practical. Only the putties and Goldar were CGI. That alone makes this movie a part of the Tokusatsu genre
guys hit me with your best toku trivia i’m in the mood to learn. (pic unrelated)
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@GaijinGoombah yes lets dunk on the 53 year old man for not remembering literally everything about the franchise he started 22 years prior.
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Really? You blackify Jimmy Olsen, and then completely replace Ron Troupe with a female version of himself?. I'm trying so fucking hard to give a chance to this show But you reject perfectly good black characters to do these swaps? Jackee and Melba are RIGHT THERE
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@samhadj4 Finn's story was over in season 5, when muto took over, because you know. He doesn't like finn. And he would rather give screentime to anyone else than to finn. Post S4 Adventure Time is about Princess Bubblegum and to a lesser degree, about Marceline.
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The TTG formula has failed so hard that it has killed every single show that attempted it (and didn't have the full push of the network to force it through the entire schedule). It killed PPG, Ben 10, Thundercats, and when was the last time you heard someone talk about this show?
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@Akumabat harley being against capitalism is also funny when you remember that her origin is tied to it. The only reason she ever got a doctorate (by fucking her way to it) was because she wanted to get rich out of writing self help books after publishing a high profile report (joker's).
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@RoonKolos @PF_Steve ah yes, glorified toys commercials, because nothing well written, emotional or meaningful ever happened in a cartoon from the 80s/s. (also yes, the Simpsons is an 80s cartoon, it came out in 89)
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@Kaienpeppers @TheKiwiOtaku Considering the kind of thing he keeps around his room, I'm sure that He'd consider that a compliment
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@Rabbid2143 @Wierd_o78033920 Cause its made by a professional. This song was made by Prince Paul for the "Dexter's laboratory: The Rap Experiment" LP and later given a music video during the "Groovies" project.
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Catra has a history of tearing people's eyes out. With Octavia you could probably argue that it was just a self-defense mechanism. But she attacked and nearly blinded Adora just for suggesting that they could have more friends than just each other. Catra is irredeemable
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@FForemem @ImMisterPlow to be fair it has been done a bunch of times, and my particular favorite candidate is not even a princess, its captain syrup. For no other reason than consistency. She's the one with the most apperances in wario stuff
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"Come Along With Me (No, Not You)" my new Adventure Time fic is up on my Ao3, and QQ pages. Its all based on this pic by @HornedPariah . Tags: Look at the picture and guess. Thanks to @fauxpines for helping me finish it.
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@GeneKaninchen @DanGuy96 If he could have listened to what Mr Incredible was actually telling him, instead of going in the field, he could have been an insanely good Support Provider for supers, even better than Edna Mode.
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Catra is irredeemable and has always been. Just like she was about literally everything else, Shadow Weaver was right about Catra and then some. Catra is a bad influence and a bad person, and deserves every single drop of the treatment she got under Weaver and Hordak and HordeP
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@cornsar @ComicBook @SonicMovie The sonic comics from Archie comics were the longest continually told ongoing story ever told in the industry. The IDW comics aren't half bad either.
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Looney Tunes has always been for adults. "cartoons are for children" is a mentality that started in the 80s. Looney Tunes predates that.
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@TidyWire im actually really curious about this, there are like two spanish dubs (latinoamerica and spain respectively), but i've seen that there is a bunch of them in english speaking territories. How did that happen and how does it affect talk about DBZ?.
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@ladiesman__217_ @MisterMoscle Petty? Darling you're arguing "comic book accuracy" against the page of a comic book. You had to look around for a nearly 100 year old panel to find something to attach to MOS and even then you misunderstood it. when asked should i let them die? The comic says no, MOS says yes.
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@TheOsseophile @seri3ma People wouldnt have spent hundreds of millions of dollars supporting the industry directly for the last 45 years if the global demand wasn't for manganime to remain as it already existed. But what do i know? Google & Apple's boots must taste amazing if thats your take from this.
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@DoctorF_berry @AirheadedAviatR @AnimationFan15 Thats not a theory, the Omnidroids, particularly the 8th, and 9th, were created ESPECIFICALLY to kill Mr. Incredible. The 10th one (pictured below with the others) despite being "for show", kept all the qualities of the previous 2 and amplified them.
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@Esteban480000 @CartoonsOTMoon Dipper tambien dibujar muy realista, de acuerdo a el tercer diario dipper tiene el hábito de dibujar a las chicas que le gustan de perfil. Dipper es mucho mejor artista que lo que la gente piensa
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@star_oats @Sixigfrog Let me get this straight. you mean to tell me that a character created by a japanese man, who has a japanese name, lives in a fictionalized pseudofuturstic version of Edo japan, has a Yokai inside of him and is a reincarnation of a Japanese deity isn't Asian because he's blond?.
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Some great badass black anime characters that no one in participating in #blacktober is doing anything with. But Go on, i guess we need a fifth black deku today.
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Which means, no, Zack, i don't want a batman who would embezzle funds and get raped in prison. I want a batman who would see a kid with a gun, and instead of punching him he would calm him down, hug him and promise that everything will be okay.
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@b1bibibibibibib @hotGlossed Lighting makes things appear lighter or darker depending on light conditions. things include skin. And aside from that, the picture the artist made is set outside in bright sunlight, and uses a pastel palette. So of fucking course is brighter than a dusk shot like yours.
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@LunarArchivist Here is the current official design of America Chavez, by the artist of her latest official comic (America Chavez: Made In The U.S.A). Marvel has been bringing sexy back for the last two years or so, maybe there isn't more mouse money coming so they need actual sales again.
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@austinsilvere @snacks_fruity2 my dude this is issue 1 the breaking of peter parker has just begun.
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@tacoistired @GaijinGoombah Because he has to work on like six other franchises AND he has a life outside of making videogames AND he's aging. Creators have a life outside of the one thing you know them for you know.
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@MKryvohub @yrauntielola Turbo tanned gyarus are not the only kind, although one of her friends IS that kindd of Gyaru
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@ODidrik yeah, that was intentional. Once he took over Muto (very contrivedly) cut off most of Finn's story threads, and relegated him to unimportant filler stories and "experimental" episodes. The more interesting episodes in the show after that were PB's, Ice King's and Marcie's.
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@WilhelmArnesen @itsOmak_ are you unwell? . Ultimate is a whole new universe, where Pete has been married to MJ for well over 15 years and they have kids and are happy. And your response is to break down and post a panel from a 2004 comic IN WHICH SHE DOESNT EVEN CARE about what you're complaining
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thats because DB is was a comedy, and he thought it would be funny for the smartest person on earth to be a horny teenager who went on a worldwide trip to do use a magical wish to boyfriend . and to be completely fair, he was right, early bulma was hilarious.
One of Toiryama's most ingenious writing decisions has to be making the smartest person on earth not some stereotypical stuffed-shirt male scientist, but rather a bratty, vain, boy-crazy teenage girl.
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@IAmCreeSummer Then whats the freaking point? They're removing the best characters out of both shows! No Slappy in animaniacs and no Elmira in Tiny Toons? Who used a monkey paw to bring these shows back to life?
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The art in the tweet comes from New Titans #93, just like the cover of the in universe magazine Kori was in.
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If you ever think that being horny on main will lower your chances to work in the industry, remember this: There is an official Road to El Dorado reference sheet where a topless Chell shows her ass.
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@RiseFallNick Innocent chubby boys turned into slim cynics after they found out their mothers were terrorists. And because of puberty. That that too.
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@MrJames079 Lets be real we all knew he was a bottom. This man loves being around women who would Peg him
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@hatter185 These arguments used to go with someone going "Dipper is also 12 and didn't knowingly hide away leaving others to the suffering that he caused" . But then Alex himself put a cano comic out to stop the arguments. And it turns out that yes even he considers her unreasonably selfish
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@mango_creates @OrdinaryGamers Basically, that it makes sense for nintendo to take down those fanganes because they would have taken a cut out of the profits of those products because they were inherently better games. In a way it does make sense. The corporate way. This man is deep simping for a company.
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@SYACVG this is basically Bethesda announcing what the first Mod for this game is going to be.
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@CuckJoey This had nothing to do with Dan Scheider. This is the logo the Nickelodeon Animation Studio had during the early to mid 2000s. This is a studio Dan never set foot on, Dan's studio was Nick on Sunset. Which looked like this and was literally a whole ass city away.
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@sitandsai You can say "Brian Michael Bendis", no need to put all comics in that same bag. Good writers and letterers are more common than you think. Like look at these examples of good writing/lettering.
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@GhostTheGoatX @NUJERZEYTWORK Hulk and Thor have clashed 40 times in the source material. 35 times it ended in a draw, 2 times it ended in a win for Thor. And 3 times it ended in a win for Hulk. There is more to hulk than the MCU version will ever show.
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Batman "fans": Batman is always ready to fight superman because if there is even one percent chance that he'll go bad he needs to be taken down, yadda yadda yadda i don't understand batman, yadda yadda yadda i dont read comics yadda yadda yadda i have a small penis. Batman:
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Here are some updates to my commission sheet. The fancy art comes courtesy of an artist friend of mine. Also from him comes a promotion: For a cheap price, you can get a cover for your story or any story of mine that you think could use one. any questions? my DMs are always open
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@svmsonite_ @AjepArts what about this? One of these looks like a rubber mask, and its not the ps4 one.
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I love how Harley Quinn has one of the best versions of Commissioner Gordon ever, I love him, he is such a badass dork.
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This is it. Beastars distilled to it's bare essentials.
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the whole mess with Chris Chan started because he physically assaulted someone in public. And it was first reported about in Something Awful because an user from his hometown knew how he couldn't stop sexually harassing female students of the local college.
Chris Chan’s harassers when their years of gaslighting and undercover troll girlfriend operations ended horrifically
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@PBStriker101 @samhadj4 That is called a writing contrivance. Something that only happened because it needed to happen to accomplish what the writers wanted to happen. Like for example:
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@WilhelmArnesen @itsOmak_ That "terrible thing" is not bringing chinese because he had to spend an entire day stopping a terrorist attack. You know, if you're going to bait for engagement, you should at least try to use things that aren't so easily disproven, you second rate troll.
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@CartoonGal1 Goat irises tend to be yellow, red or orange. Yellow is the most non-offensive color in that list, so they color them yellow in whatever the style of the show is.
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I dont know why would anyone react like that, Rebecca hasn't been all that secretive about it.
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The way they treat Ben Reilly. I get it, i get that the joke is "the 90s were stupid and badly written". BUT BEN WASNT LIKE THAT!. He was very well written in his ongoing. You know which spidermen were edgy and badly written in the 90s? Peter Parker and Miguel O'Hara
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I'm removing the slot limit for my commissions for the time being. I'm in the middle of a family emergency and i beg you on my knees to help out. I'm trying to keep a family member alive.
Keeping five comms slots open to pay for some living necessities.
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@slippinNS People are finally starting to understand why we Hulk fans hate MCU, not only MCU hulk is weak and unimpressive, Bruce banner is useless. Bruce not only has always known how to fight and is as smart as Tony Stark. His tech is impressive and he has even beat Red Hulk on his own.
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