Chelsea 2009/10 played 53 games. They only failed to score in two of those games (Inter Milan & Birmingham).
The best attacking team in Premier League history.
Massive happy birthday to myself man 🎉 Here’s to 25 🎉
overwhelmed with the amount of people who come to celebrate my birthday last night, still can’t believe the amount of people who turned up just for me man 🥹 I can’t express how much I appreciated it man🙌🏽
This geeza at work has been blasting out 12 hour shifts for the last 4 Weeks, I asked why and it’s because his misses took out a loan she can’t pay back for her fake tits 😂😂
Tried to get in mama roux last night but in there new policy no one in stone islands can come in badge on or off 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what does wearing a stoney have to do with anything doesn’t mean you become 10x harder with it on
Official. Watford, West Bromwich and Manchester United goalkeeper Ben Foster has announced his retirement from football. 🚨👋🏻
#transfers
Good luck,
@BenFoster
👊🏻
Rahh lost 5kg from not eating meat for the month (still got 6days left) 😂 just a random act has been one of the best achievements I’ve done. Set yourself minor targets I’m telling ya it does wonders 🤘🏽
I ain’t holding back in December tho 🍖 🥩
Look @ pretty Birmingham 😍 a once rural landscape, now a futuristic metroplis and the worldwide hub of technology and innovation😧 Scientists have revealed our unique sounding accent is actually down to an evolutionary adaptation possibly caused by our superior water quality
10 years ago we smoked Arsenal to see my team lift a trophy ygm imma bring this up every year for the rest of my life cause we ain’t gonna win shit again ☺️ happy Obafemi martins day
Raids are taking place across
#Sefton
this morning as Police continue to target the misuse of drugs. The people at this address in
#Bootle
are suspected of dealing things like cannabis, heroin and cocaine
#OpTarget
Grafting my arse off in Essex to come back to my hotel and the receptionist telling me I can’t smoke weed and come back in 😂😂😂 don’t make me throw hands pls
You know what’s mad where was the uproar for the British nurse who killed 7 babies whilst working for our NHS last August, where was the riots for that. Everyone’s using this Southport incident as a racial hate crime.
Just brought a naked smoothie as part of my meal and a bottle of water imagine the woman try put the water through as part of the deal and make me pay £2 Summat for the smoothie 😭🤔