Big Easy Dave
@OmahaBloke
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you know that I'm incapable of changing, some people just get stuck in their ways
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Joined March 2021
@mrsballs69 To me this feels 1000% staged and also the toothpick. But I’m also a miserable person.
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You will be hearing from my lawyer very soon!!! @TheBoysTV
Coronas are going down quicker than Nancy Reagan in an MGM parking lot today lads!.
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One of my friends was wasted Friday Night and matched with a girl on Hinge and messaged her simply saying “Unbelievable Rack”. Goes to work today and turns out she’s a coworker in a different department. Turns out it wasn’t even my friend. Turns out it was me.
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@dripped_inhoney @mrsballs69 Can I just hate on some guy on the internet I don’t know in peace 😔.
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I’ve been on twitter for 15 years and a Community Note getting added to some lady’s tweet who threatened to sue a TV show, which said OmahaBloke tweeted it first a year earlier, may be my Mona Lisa
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By far my favorite part of traveling is getting to try all the awesome local spots. Stumbled upon this awesome wing spot out in Pinehurst, NC!
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PLEASE WATCH IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE. WARNING: OVERLY WHOLESOME. LOVE YOU ALL, BE GREAT TODAY
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. @SouthwestAir, my AirPods have Whitney Houston’d (died unexpectedly and tragically) on this three hour flight and we have NO outlets on this bird? What is this, the 1980’s??? If so, I hope you don’t mind me lighting a Parliament Light in 24E! I’m flying Spirit going forward!.
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Coronas are going down quicker than Nancy Reagan in an MGM parking lot today lads!.
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Today is a day of forgiveness. Text someone you haven’t talked to in years. Call your ex, tell them you’re sorry. I spent the last 142 days holding a grudge against @Runza for discontinuing the mini corndogs. Today, I ended that beef. Tell someone you love them today. -Dave
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If we already knew the plan that God has laid out for us, life would be way too boring! Tough loss today. •.•.•.•. With that being said, my business in Iowa City is NOT YET FINISHED! I will be exercising my 7th year of eligibility. Can’t wait to get back with the guys!.
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Me walking to the cube after hearing the new Drake, Nikki, and Wayne jawn
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Oh no
The biggest Taco Bell for lunch day in the history of mankind.
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I mean I might’ve just ruined this ladies day but you can’t deny that I snapped
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@PaigeSpiranac Do not hesitate to reach out if you ever find yourself struggling to find a place to sit.
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A mountain lake beer might be a top 1 beer for me! Hope everyone is having a safe and easygoing Friday!. -Dave
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You’re out to dinner with your GF at Buffalo Wild Wings and I pull up with a 2003 Pepsi Vanilla Vest with no shirt underneath. Gotta ask fellas, what are you doing???
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2 Saturday’s in a row where I’ve been sabotaged by irresponsible bartenders not knowing when a patron has had enough. Something has to change cause I’m done being overserved!.
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Always a bad time to be a foldable table when Domingo is around!
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It’s been about 4 years since I went live on periscope and ate an entire Hot N Ready in 4 minutes. Been 2 years since I failed the 6 Budweisers and 6 Filet O Fish in 6 minutes on Instagram Live. Will work on the newest challenge and announce a date shortly.
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Have gotten my Baja Blast for free 3 of the last 4 days at the local T-Bell. Taco Bell is such a phenomenal organization and I sincerely wish the absolute worst for anyone who has anything negative to say about that well-oiled machine! . Live Mas!
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This happened to my buddy, @spencermullen_ as well! One minute he's getting the Johnson and Johnson vaccination, next minute he has watermelons as nuts and his wife left him! Has to wheelchair into work now- please pray for Spencer!.
My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied.
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2 Blasts, 3 Gordita Crunches, A Chicken Dilla, and an 18 pound bird… might as well start calling my rig ‘Air Force One’ with the amount of precious cargo on board! 😂😂 Just messing guys, Happy Holidays!. -GFD
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Wanted to clear the air. Heard some awfully loud noise that I wouldn’t be indulging in the Domingo Flight Special (double jack and coke) since it’s only 8:30 local on my bird. Wanted to be the first to clear the air and put that nonsense to rest. Pinkies up bitches!
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Always great to get the normal crew together for 18. Woody is such a legend!
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.@Runza hey guys, I try hard as possible to refrain from swearing but why the fuck did you discontinue mini corndogs?. Just got my ass kicked in the cube all fucking day and had my mind set on a 6 piece of corn shelling and processed steamed sausage. Please call me.
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Many have reached out to me in the form of a wellness check given the Indiana game Friday and Birds game today! Here to let everyone know I’m doing great- 3 hour layover, Atlanta Airport, PF Changs, no work until Jan 2nd!. Photo Cred (Brian, 62 from Raleigh, NC. Hates his wife)
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.@BWWings Any chance you’d be able to open your location in Lakewood, CO early for a rewards member? Or do I have to sit it the parking lot for another 94 minutes?.
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POV: you’re a 27 year old male driving 90 minutes alone in the Sunshine State to go to a Phoebe Bridgers show dead sober and drive right back to your parents house
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A wise woman once told me ‘You’re start life in diapers and you end in diapers’. I like to apply this same principle to my vacations. Start at the Airport Changs, End at the Airport Changs. Bartender also hit me with a ‘Welcome Back’ as I sat down- awesome! Cheers all!. -Dave
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Working on my official attire for the May 7th challenge. Obviously still in its infant stages at this point, but would love some feedback so far!
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Some dickhead just ordered an 8AM quesadilla and Corona on my tab at the airport. I’ll finish it this time but it’s absolute bullshit how often this happens to me! Happy Friday Jr. fellas!. -Dave
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Thinking about Halsey beating the shit out of me with a 7 iron again unfortunately.
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When I was younger, I was bullied for having a large Johnson. They use to say “omg look at that absolute weapon that little chap is wielding” and I used to cry.
When I was younger I was bullied for being pretty, they use to say “look at her pretty face, omg just look at her” and I use to cry.
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Ben, your sister has absolute nukes.
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Jealousy is an illness… get well soon bitch!!! 😮💨😮💨😮💨. -Dave
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Coming out of Twitter retirement to post this hometown conversation I just had. Domingo: “Hey, haven’t seen you in forever, how’s it going?”. Subject 1: “Not much man. Don’t know if you heard, but my parents just got divorced”. Domingo: “Nice man, I actually hadn’t heard”.
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I had 3 friends get engaged this weekend and meanwhile I almost got tossed from a strip club last night. Life is crazy lads!.
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ITS SO GREAT BEING PHILLY 😂 GOING TO RECREATE THIS IN ARIZONA IN A COUPLE WEEKS!! . LOVE YOU ALL! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!
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I can’t even imagine if my place of work held me accountable for my actions off the clock. “Domingo we heard you were off the dark liquor Friday…. Go ahead and take a seat”.
Statement from earlier today from Jags’ owner Shad Khan, who called HC Urban Meyer’s conduct last weekend “inexcusable.”
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I have often said what your first meal is on New Years sets the tone for the entire year! With that being said, I will be eating local and going to Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch tomorrow for the 4th year in a row! Cheers to 2023!.
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You thought I would take off the weekend??? 😂😂😂 Training never stops!!. 6 Tacos.2 Chipotle Melts.1 Nacho Fries.2 Baja Blasts.Plethora of Wine. May 7th stands no chance!!!
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On a health kick as many know, so I decided to go with something more lean for lunch today. 11 frozen Taquitos, a tall glass of H2O, and three frosted cookies on the menu today! Orders up bitches!
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In Chicago for a wedding this weekend and thought I was in good standing here but bartenders thought otherwise. Kept serving me until 3AM when I was well beyond the legal limit. It’s disgusting what they get away with!.
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Truly nothing worse than sharing the elevator with an attractive lass and you have $20 of Taco Bell and a Large Baja Blast in your hands at 9:54AM. God, I’m a fucking heathen!.
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Heading to the grocery store for a quick little run. Decided to take the bus instead of driving
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My vibes are outrageously high today!. Only food that could match it is @raisingcanes!. I need everyone on this level! What’s for lunch today comrades??!?
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Nothing worse than when you pull up to Taco Bell at 8:51AM for lunch and quesadillas aren’t on the grill until 9!
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First win ever at Mackey since I’ve been a Hoosier calls for a text to coach!! Let’s go boys!!!
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0 beers.
Martha Stewart out here thirst trapping
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Sunshine State Domingo is off to a wedding. Quite literally cannot think of a worse night to be a Bridesmaid’s back than tonight
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Me saying I can’t work another year in the cube without offing myself and me continuing to show up to work every Monday without doing anything about it. Name a more iconic duo!.
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Don’t plan on leaving the house for the rest of the day. Rate this haul I just swooped from 7-eleven!
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Breaking: Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel announced that QB Tua Tagovailoa WILL PLAY this week against the New York Jets.
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What’s more difficult in your mind?. 1. Losing your grandma after a three year battle to Ewing’s Sarcoma.2. Saying no to an 8:45AM local Roller Dog. Good thing I don’t have to answer the second question today!
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Hey @BWWings, I’m enjoying a nice dinner alone at your location off 76th and Dodge in Omaha, Nebraska right now! Just wanted to say the staff is phenomenal and the size of the boneless wings are astronomical! Great work as always guys!
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I mean no disrespect when I say this, but these pictures smell like Newports.
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Imagine not kissing your best bud on the cheek right before he gets married. Clearly couldn’t be me
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Y’all mind if I have a light fermented bevvie, maybe a few, and go see Shane Gillis tonight?
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The only thing on my bucket list has been checked off blokes
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