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From today, I'm dedicating my social media to "Made in Africa".
Startups, Fashion items, Furniture, anything and everything indigenous to Africa, I'm going to shout it from the Mountaintop🏔️🌄🌄
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@miafarradaily
The person who says "I pity you", actually doesn't have an iota of pity for you and in fact, is anticipating the wrath to be lashed out.
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I'm going to be learning to program for the next six months from scratch. One hour every day, I want to be able to build a full website, android, and iOS app.
Amen.
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@MrMekzy_
If she feels offended, he should apologize and explain to her that it was just a generous act.
Also, this shouldn't be a problem if it's a lifestyle for him. I would have issues too if this is the first time I'm seeing his 'generosity'.
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Hi guys, I’ll be so glad if you retweet my Business
I package healthy, ready to cook beans.
It’s handpicked twice with no preservatives & saves you time & stress of picking beans.
I can supply companies who give end-of-year package too.
-N1200 per pack
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@ToyosiGodwin
If you're there physically just be saying Pẹ̀lẹ́, boil water for her to put on her tummy... If not, just say pẹ̀lẹ́ and try to gist with her... Don't bother cracking jokes, nothing is funny at this point.
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@hartng
Please put him in a school, let him be trained so he can make an informed decision on his life's path...
His eyes are beautiful, the grey patch in his hair makes it look like vitiligo.
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@hartng
Please there is no need for fame at this point. He might not handle it well, let him study first.
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There are a lot of weak men, very weak men and it's disgusting, to say the least.
If you find it hard to be decisive and firm as a man, I'd recommend you follow
@TellYourSonThis
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Small girl, big God😊😊
I went to see my big babies today😍😍
Please refer Real Estate and Haulage Companies to us and earn N150000 commission on every truck.🙏🏾🙏🏾
@OgbeniDipo
@ToyosiGodwin
@MrOdanz
@oloye__
@AkwariCharles
@Elkrosmediahub
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One of the hardest decisions I've made, is leave my business and get a job. This thread here is truth...
This entrepreneurship thing. Some difficult truths.
1. There are so many folks that could be adding value in well paying jobs but stressing themselves with entrepreneurship BDSM.
2. In Africa, paid employment in great organizations is a critical way to learn.
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@aproko_doctor
Finally... And there are guys who would still not cheat not minding what they 'see'...
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I was not expecting the thick British accent from
@NaijaFlyingDr
at all... On the timeline, I'd imagined her to sound like a typical Nigerian. Really, the session was interesting, insightful and conversational... Please let's have more of it 😊😊
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My firm has been in operation for 4 years before I joined. One month after joining the team, I turned around the entire operating system;
Tickets pending for months were cleared in days, trained interns on how the various systems worked, the effective resolution of tickets, etc.
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Hi!
We have soybeans in large quantities ready to be delivered.
Price: N327000 per ton (Cost of logistics included)
Location: Benue/Kaduna
Kindly RT 🙏🏾... Our customers are on your timeline😊
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@taadelodun
So I shared a good news with Maami and at this my big age, she said "Jump up three times" and I jumped 🤗🤗
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If you are not contacting me or
@Elkrosmediahub
for your truck needs, you need to do better.😌😌
You can order for your trucks, new or tokunbo available at the best price.
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@Mrpossidez
The 1st thing God gave Adam- Work; Woman - Man
It has been so scripted that women have someone/something to hold on to, to find refuge in.
For men, work is not only for survival. It's for purpose. That's the only way life makes sense to a man. It's not the same for women.
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I like Cuppy... Her free spirit is contagious. I mostly smile when I see her tweets. It's great not to have a care in the world...
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@Aunty__Funke
@aproko_doctor
Instead of sponsoring the purchase of hand sanitizers, what about using homemade hand sanitizers? It's cheaper and it does the same work and that way you can make more than enough quantity...
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@bheyeh_
Can I advise you? When you remember the person, pray for him or her. Say a word of prayer.... Nothing heals you faster than this. From my own experience.
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ATTENTION!!!
We have 2018 10-tire Howo trucks directly imported from China. New tyres and trunk and chassis, and it’s engine, gearbox and axle are all in great quality. Location is Lagos.
Market price is 21 million naira, Sale price is 19 million naira only.
KINDLY RT🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@Morris_Monye
It would only affect the organisms within the circumference of the voltage... Voltage like waves diminishes as it spreads away from the source.
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@Mrpossidez
Show me the side of you that scares you, show me the you that excites you. Let me run my fingers through your scars and take a peek into your happiest memories. I want to be able to touch you when and where no one would. I live for moments like this.
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Hii 😊
We have large quantities of dried hibiscus flower for sale. Nutritious and medicinal, every part of the plant is worth the buy.
Price: N390000 per ton
Source: Kano, Nigeria
Kindly RT. Thank you
@nigeriafarmers
@BashorunGa_
@Nig_Farmer
@FarmsquareNg
@VendeaseAfrica
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Once once, log off Twitter and touch grass. We love playing the ostrich is why we hardly come up with lasting solutions to problems.
Leave the morality of it aside, he just pointed out the structure fraud has in place for widespread distribution. Why are you fighting facts?
How many tech gurus are ready to lock 8-10 boys in flat, provide them with laptops, data and feeding grooming them in different areas of tech. A yahoo guy can create an HK and house over 15boys. They will definitely pay him back. Yahoo still have the upper hand in the society
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Mr Vusi is one of the richest people in SA. But the part of his story that inspires me is the fact that he started from nothing... He even dropped out of school due to financial constraints. He leaves people like me with absolutely no excuse...
@ThaboX101
You mean to tell me this whole time you’ve been criticizing a person you know fokol about.
You need to start reading and stop being lazy. There is a whole linktree on my profile.
READ 👉🏾
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I look forward to your tweets sir
@asemota
. Every day, I'm sure I'd learn something from your handle. I just thought to say THANK YOU.
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As soon as I get the funds, I'll get my product registered and target exports... My product is absolutely preservative-free, top notch quality but patronage was low.
Everything there was stale and days old. I now only go there for their preservative free beans.
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God is good!!!
I wanted to say that ☝🏾 before I said THANK YOU to everyone who made this possible... Really, 300 emails, 200 dms, whatsapp broadcast to over 500 people and we are here... Yes ooo, the funds didn't fall like rain ooo, God sent His support through PEOPLE...
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When he said he will marry her again, he was not joking 😍😍😍
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@chef_amakaa
I know how to store beans.. If you don't want weevils to infest your beans at all, you can keep them in your freezer, they can last very long this way, at least six months
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It's a great day to sell trucks, don't you think? 😊😊
Thank you to everyone who has recommended us one time or another. Please don't stop, God bless you 🤗🤗.
Have a fruitful week!!
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@ChuksNoble4
@Dsage_BigHeart
It simply means she doesn't think she is capable of not cheating on him too... My opinion...
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This is the nuance that is being missed.
People are allowed to doubt the sincerity of the moment, because why would you set up a camera then "Let's pray"... "Amen". Next thing, upload on Twitter, Instagram etc?
It would be understandable if it was a part of the video shoot for
Unintelligent comparisons every time. ‘Vibing’ is secular and secularism is the default moral condition. It’s not that people cannot pray in public, that’s not the point. It’s just that religion is not a performance. If it were, it wouldn’t be solemn.
Religious activities are
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No human is inherently evil or good. I've had to come to terms with this.
The woman who smiles at everyone sweetly may be a shitty mother to her kids. The man who is a wonderful lover may be a terrible co-worker.
It's just human being human...
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Hi dear... Please take warm water and try not to speak for a while so your vocal cord can heal... God's strength... 💪💪💪
Didn’t know my voice could break this much. It’s literally painful for me to speak right now but it was totally worth every bit of it!
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@MrMekzy_
A neighbor's child asked me about my baby as I was returning from church... I'm still my mother's baby please🥲.
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Tl asleep?
I hope and pray that by this time next year, I'm with my significant other... Someone who loves God, loves me and loves people. Someone whose goals and mine intertwine... Someone who would propel me to be all I can to humanity... Someone who wants me every day. Amen
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It's another year and Yahweh has been faithful.
Praise Jesus!!!
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WE NEED A HAND.
Times are hard for a lot of people. However, this new abnormal reality — popularly known as COVID-19 — hit everyone differently. In Oke-Ata area where I reside, the situation is more terrible.
#Thread
@DrJoeAbah
@HenshawKate
@OgbeniDipo
@aproko_doctor
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@Ol0ye
I know of a chocolatier in Ghana. Her daughter runs sales and marketing while she runs the factory. Her daughter has a Masters degree too. They supply some of the biggest malls in the country.
Most people don't even know what the woman looks like but they all know her daughter,
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Hi 😊😊
Can I have 3 minutes of your time please?
My team and I are running a survey for an e-commerce app, VENDBASE. Your response will go a long way to validate our value proposition.
It will take about 2 minutes to fill out the survey. Thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@vanguardngrnews
Are they joking? The prisons they themselves can't visit not to talk of live there is where people should be isolated? How far na... Do we even have humans as leaders anymore in Nigeria? 😥😥😥
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I've been promoted twice and received a raise 3 times in 18 months. I suck at tooting my own horn, tbh but I'm the best there is.😅
Praise Jesus🙌
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We have NICE, BIG, FRESHLY CLEANED and ICED snails for you🐌🐌... Just for your delight🤤🤤
Delivery is FREE to anywhere in Abeokuta and a pack of our snails costs only
#5500
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My people in Abeokuta!!! When was the last time you had peppered snails? It's been so long for me. 😩😩
Just take a look at this mouth-watering beauty😋😋
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Happy birthday to me 💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾
A beautiful combo of crazy and passion.
Don't bother asking how old I am... I'm tweny fine years old😍😍
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Twitter NG, I know say I no be influencer, but abeg help me retweet my hustle, my customer is on your timeline. Thank you 🙏🏾🙏🏾
#werisebyliftingothers
@OgbeniDipo
@ToyosiGodwin
@TSDXclusive
@SisiArin
@MrOdanz
ATTENTION!!!
We have 2018 10-tire Howo trucks directly imported from China. New tyres and trunk and chassis, and it’s engine, gearbox and axle are all in great quality. Location is Lagos.
Market price is 21 million naira, Sale price is 19 million naira only.
KINDLY RT🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@Emmy64033532
@RowlyDaDon
@the_beardedsina
What are you daring him for, really?
Church is open every Sunday. Go to the church if you want to witness the miracles first hand. Stop policing people's testimonies.
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I informed him that I had purchased an airline ticket, that I already felt alone, and that I would miss him. He replied he was unsure if he would miss me as well.
That was our final talk because I thought it sounded insensitive.
Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man.
But some people consider petty.
I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me.
He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes?
I never spoke to him again please
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@MrOdanz
Maybe it's because guys are usually banting with being broke... this is mostly not the case for ladies
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@asemota
Currently in my company, everyone does a little of everything. Staff strength is less than 30. I'm project/product manager, double as partnership manager and HR manager.
While growing, you need people who can be flexible to be what is needed. Experts aren't usually these people.
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2020 has been such an eventful year! It's almost time to Jingle bells🎄🎄🎄... Thinking of a nice gift🎁🎁 in this festive period??
We present to you our ready-to-cook beans, completely organic and diligently packed... Saves your loved ones, precious time and energy 👍🏾👍🏾
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At Tagbo Waterfalls, Volta Region...
Mine! I was so cold! 🥶🥶
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The next time we see, you have to pay rent. You can't be living in my head rent-free.
This should make her chuckle a bit.
I want to text this babe randomly during the day but I’m tired of those fucking how are Usss. Gentlemen, help a brodda win some lines
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Meet Oluwafunmilayo Nee Olumoko, the first black woman to own a Global food processing company sited in Africa.
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FUNAAB's bakery still uses it... We should look at Banana flour also... There's so huge an opportunity in Agro-processing if only resources can be committed to harnessing it.
What happened to cassava bread?
That was a way to save naira, create local jobs and boost agriculture in one blow
Why was it abandoned?
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@Morris_Monye
@ChudeMedia
@semasteph
Hi
@Morris_Monye
, does anyone take notes or review Peter Obi's interviews?
I think it's important at this point. He has made a lot of strong points at different times, they should be collated and turned into a template for his responses going forward.
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It's like nothing makes sense unless it's in the spotlight nowadays.
What's with the extravagant photoshoot for someone who is just trying to get her life together? You took her off the street last week, put her on stage this week... Naija, which way na?
You'd see an average Nigerian with little education who've been hawking much of their lives, and you think studio Photoshoot and media interview is what they want?
That is how you guys use fame to disrupt and destroy their lives thinking you're being of help. Will we ever learn?
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I'll share my testimony too very soon...
It's usually crazy going through this period, you feel everything is working against you when truly it's the other way around..
A little testimony about this.
2008, I was trying to sell one of my uncle’s properties and the commission was 5 million Naira. I was broke and my own rent was due. I was paying salaries and my car loan and left with 20k Naira to survive monthly. I needed to sell this property.
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Many people do not know this... Up to GEJ's tenure, we were still enjoying Baba OBJ's legacy.
All the gas Nigeria has flared could have made us Bitcoin rich already! Yaradua messed up OBJ's power master plan because of a few miscreants around him who were feeding on the carcass of NEPA.
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NEW PRICE ALERT!!!!🎉🎉🎉
Raw Big snails: 3000 NGN
Large snails: 4000 NGN
Peppered Big snails: 4000 NGN
Large snails: 5000 NGN
OYA!!!
#AbeokutaTwitter
, what's stopping you from satisfying your craving!!! 🤤🤤🤤
Your taste buds deserve this delicious experience 😋😋😋
Kindly RT
We have NICE, BIG, FRESHLY CLEANED and ICED snails for you🐌🐌... Just for your delight🤤🤤
Delivery is FREE to anywhere in Abeokuta and a pack of our snails costs only
#5500
🤯🤯.
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Good morning Tweeps 😊😊
We sourced for Palm Kernel Nuts for a contract which didn't hold. We have a minimum of 30 tons available at N150000 per ton, including logistics to anywhere in Nigeria.
Please contact us and spread the word 🙏🏾🙏🏾
#Agrictwitter
@Nig_Farmer
@sarnchos
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@Wizarab10
"He who finds a wife..." not "He who marries a woman".
There's a world of difference between being a woman and being a wife. The description of a wife is in Prov 31.
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@jay_mikee
Smiles... I'll lovingly tell him to fund the repair but if he doesn't want to, I'll let him be... Sebi na me buy the car, I no steal am... I'll be able to afford the mirror too.
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Big breasts and vagina do not make a wife... The only thing equivalent to a "Wife" from the scriptures is wisdom.
A wife is primarily a wise lady, not wealthy, not beautiful... Wealth and beauty are icing on the cake of wisdom. 😊😊
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Thought you'd like to see a beautiful person this morning... 😍😍😍😍
I'm really missing my punk😪😪😪
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Why can't we be equal to the alpha of the pack? - Dependent feminist
You want a domineering man but don't want to be submissive.
Isn't that interesting? Lol
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The way Nigerian leaders dey pray to God ehn, you go think say Aso Rock na Redemption camp...
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@Johnnydrille
No she isn't... She's empathizing with you basically. She said your heart has been toyed with by different ladies.
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@pyjama_ceo
This is the reason I owe no one and no one owes me. If I can't give you the money and forget about it, then I don't bother. My personality would not allow me to constantly remind you of personal debt.
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Imagine having access to someone like
@asemota
and only looking forward to his jokes, not gleaning from his vast insights on diverse subjects. That's the Tyranny of Familiarity 😊😊
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@Dehkunle
Prayer is more than telling God your desires... It's more of communion, like gisting with a close friend.
Sometimes, I don't even have anything say, I'd just like Him to know I miss Him. I just sit and enjoy His presence.
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Be very conscious who you give your ear-time to... From music to sermon, to masterclass, to friendly advice. Over time, we become what we pay attention to.
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@aproko_doctor
😁😁 Doc, sometimes it's true... But when I receive compliments like that, I'm very quick to ask "How?"... "What exactly makes me different?" Don't come and bobo me, use your bread to finish my stew...
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Night market price:
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Frame 2:
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Our products are completely organic, No artificial preservatives added, diligently packed for
#royalpeople
#NIGHTMARKETWITHDAMMYB
#NightMarket
@_DammyB_
@Dinahs_food
@FOODMEETSNAIJA
@BizHypeNG
@Danny_Walterr
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@TheRealNubian2
@Komboi_jnr
@amuta_ann
@ron_grant116
😂😂😂 Money is actually life... You make money after sweating, sweat is a distillate of blood, blood is life... So everyone is contributing a part of their lives. I don't see why women should be the victim.
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It's for better self-esteem... Please let them... I mean if male folks don't thirst after their body, how will they feel good about themselves?
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I be spec... Forget!!! 😍😍😍
I'm still available to model your fashion brand.
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Earlier this year, I applied for a scholarship I had no business applying for. I didn't think I could qualify. The only reason I submitted my application was because I had started it. Maybe because I've received several rejection emails, I was expecting to be rejected.
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I need to be ministered to... I need a heavy dose of God's Word spoken to me through teaching or music... I need an immersion... I'm starved, drained... I need to be led to a rock higher than I. I don't need a drink, I need to be drenched...
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Let us be your plug for food items in Abeokuta. Quality service and prompt delivery guaranteed 100%.✔️✔️
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I just thought to bless your timeline with my billion dollar smile. 😊😊
Happy Sunday 😍😍
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