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Pinning this so everyone can keep track of the weekly antics of Nottingham Forest Club de Fútbol
This Week in Forest:
- We needed 210 mins + penalties to beat a bottom half championship team as the dream of winning the cup without any actual wins lives on
- We had our 8th 3-2 loss in 18 months
- More VAR controversy
- Nigerian twitter has put hexes on our best full-back
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If I were a wolves fan my head would be in the fucking stratosphere hahaha
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Just walked past a BBVA bank and shed a tear. Who remembers Aritz Aduriz, Ever Banega, Giuseppe Rossi, Diego Godin, Beñat, Juanfran, Kevin Gameiro, Arda Turan
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Toney?? Bloody hell they kept that quiet!
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No, absolutely not. Can't be having a player wearing trousers and normal shoes on a matchday graphic
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"England look to come forward now"
England play like someone failing loads of quick time events in a row
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Not after this
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Keeper won't be saving much if he's stood there
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Here it is, my curated XI of some of the many players that've caught my dad's eye since getting the dodgy stick. So much respect
All the players so far that he's texted me saying he likes the look of in the last week since getting the fire stick. The man likes his wingers!
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Do you want me to sign another Brazillian teenager, lift the mood a bit
🔵🇧🇷 Understand Chelsea have genuine interest in Gremio talent Gabriel Mec.
He’s considered as one more gem from Brazil; Chelsea have opened talks to understand deal conditions.
Born in 2008, Gabriel Mec is appreciated by many clubs but Chelsea are pushing, as per
@rdimortal
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Love UECL qualifiers, I can just support teams I've never heard of based on their name. Honka?? You've charmed me. Trans? I'm an ally
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I'll try but honestly I think I'll struggle
SA has the new Neymar Jr on steroids.
Remember the name Relebohile Mofokeng 🔥🔥🔥💯🙌🏿
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You can't tell me "Jeffinho" is a real player and not what the 40 year old sunday league CM calls himself after doing a cutback
🔴🔵 Lyon players are pumped after that crucial win away to Monaco... 85th minute winner from Jeffinho! 🤩
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Nothing but respect for the kid in front of me who was sat on New Star Soccer for the whole first half
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Real name of the Brazil keeper sounds like what Declan Rice calls trainers when trying to sound cool
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I never tap "start" at the self checkout, I just get straight into scanning my items. See that's just my kind of mindset, I'm ruthless. I don't waste time when pursuing what I want. My name's Oliver, you come here often?
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A whole 10% nahhh you could actually be living next door to one of these dunces and not know it
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This is one of the only tweets where you can replace Partey with Robinsons Fruit Shoot and it still makes sense
It’s crazy J20 ended up being the big game player that we pretended Partey was
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Lois when she's trying to get her husband's attention:
Have to applaud Bayern. Bring that ‘twenty is plenty’ banner to every English ground and then charge every english team €70 in the return game👏🏻
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Love McTominay jumping like a defender in Wii Sports Resort basketball getting pump faked
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Masterminds on Everton space discussing getting Mason Greenwood, then they confuse Che Adams with Ched Evans😭
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Too much gets reported on in football now. You shouldn't know or care who your club's head of sports medicine is. It wasn't supposed to be like this!
🚨 EXCL: Arsenal to appoint Crystal Palace head of sports medicine Zafar Iqbal as new doctor. Expected to switch in summer after notice period. Previously worked for Liverpool + Tottenham. Permanent replacement for Gary O’Driscoll
@TheAthleticFC
#AFC
#CPFC
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This is like a Pu55ymanDan post ffs
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Hodgson getting sacked immediately after returning from hospital
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Yer dad changed his name by deed poll because he wanted his mates to call him DJ
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Maybe I'm just mentally built different but I drew up a quick way that this nerd could be basically done with this challenge already
#ProjectAfrica
Day 212-214:
Day 212: 60.4km
Day 213: 30km
Day 214: 36.7km
Stumbled my way across the border from Nigeria🇳🇬 to Benin🇧🇯 yesterday. Truth be told I am a shell of a man at the moment. Got some tasty flu like illness taking me for a good spin along with my growing
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Always love when a team's getting battered and the goal updates go from having the scorer plus the hashtags at the bottom to just this. Can really taste the admin's misery
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Yer boyfriend just called to say he'll be about 18 minutes late for your dinner reservation tonight
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The Temu code saga is so funny, in 6 months a Pu55yman_Dan hologram is gonna show up in my house speaking fluent Cantonese trying to sell me a £10 air fryer
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Browsing the wiki page of retired shirt numbers as you do. Streets won't forget Pope John Paul II's illustrious spell in the Ekstraklasa
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If Pep did this with Ederson there would be longreads in the Athletic about it
It’s 19 years since Man City boss Stuart Pearce - with his team needing a goal to qualify for Europe - had a moment of managerial inspiration:
“Ah, bollocks. We’ll stick Big David James up top and get it in the mixer...”
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on my stream there's a constant gif of a Guinness bottletop and it's holding my attention like subway surfers gameplay below a viral video
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Rotherham should be quarantined in League One forever like how reserve teams in Europe can't get promoted to the top flight
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If football twitter ever found out about ex Lib Dem leader Jo Swinson:
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@juasanalghaib
He's barely watched any football apart from forest in the last 10 years so watching them for him is like a caveman seeing fire for the first time
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A very specific thing i enjoy for some reason is when an album title isn't shared by any of the songs on it, but is mentioned in one of the songs' lyrics
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This Mbappe, Haaland and Yates era will be talked about for generations
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England play like someone failing loads of quick time events in a row
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Poland getting 4 letters on the scoreboard abbreviation is NOT on, who signed off on this
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Getting a dodgy fire stick has changed my dad he's fully just watching any footy now, he's on PSV vs Heracles atm ffs I've got TheEuropeanLad living with me
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Me when Garth posts another horrific TOTW on the BBC website
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The slander name department of football twitter would have had a field day with Roberto Trashorras if he got a Barclays move
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Not sure why but being fervently pro-VAR feels very lib dem to me
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All the players so far that he's texted me saying he likes the look of in the last week since getting the fire stick. The man likes his wingers!
Getting a dodgy fire stick has changed my dad he's fully just watching any footy now, he's on PSV vs Heracles atm ffs I've got TheEuropeanLad living with me
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3 club statements in 24 hours, sometimes you just have to sit back and watch the masters at work
Following yesterday’s match at Everton, NFFC issued a statement highlighting our concern at the perception of the PGMOL appointment of VAR for the game. This was an issue we raised with PGMOL prior to the fixture because of the fear of the side show that would ensue if anything
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@Govey24
Just needs bolton in there for it to absolutely radiate nPower energy (little pun there)
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Insane how much he's improved since that loan spell, I remember seeing him edited onto isis beheading photos ffs
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@growupdan
If only there was some sort of social occasion that people who enjoy raves could go to to meet other people who enjoy raves
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Pitch invading for "having a good old go at it"
We respectfully ask all supporters to remain in your seats at the end of today’s game and remind everyone that entering the pitch is against the law.
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On the wiki page of the last luton player to score a top flight hat trick and hahahaha
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One of the best paragraphs of journalism in recorded history
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This still tickles me
@GentryGevers
@sneako
Teta and Cho being on this list never fails to make me laugh. "Let's fogging go guys where are the children"
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A Liverpool fan joined the Everton space last night, and we were treated to a mature, intellectual discussion of differences between the fans of the 2 sides. Maybe the beautiful game is beautiful after all!
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surely the age in brackets thing when a player does something impressive should only be if they're super old or young? this is just A Guy™
🏴💥 Incredible chest and finish from Patrick Bamford (30) in the FA Cup! 🥵
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HUGE UPDATE: oh my word. This is an absolutely generational showing from the Debenhams Pigeons. Look at the 3 squeezed onto the B, the perfect triangle of them on the H, the one reclining in the curve of the S. It's enough to move a grown man to tears. So proud of the lads
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New chant for Nuno Espírito Santo:
Forest are magic on and off the pitch
Forest are magic on and off the pitch
On and off the pitch
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You wouldn't catch Jesper Olsen of the World Runners Association selling out like this
Morning run with the prime minister. Sharp change from the morning runs I have got used to over the last year🤣
It was a massive privilege to get the opportunity to run with the prime minister yesterday and poke my head around 10 Downing Street. Something I’ll enjoy telling the
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So touching to see our fanbase unite together in their tributes❤️
Our deepest condolences go out to Cheikhou Kouyaté following the passing of his father.
Everyone at the club sends their love and thoughts to Cheikhou and his family at this truly difficult time.
We will wear black armbands tonight in memory of Cheikhou's father.
We are all
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Right but his name wasn't Barnet though was it it was Barnett
⚽Hayden HACKNEY is the first player with the same surname as a London borough to score in the
@Carabao_Cup
since Tyrone Barnet(t) did for Shrewsbury in Aug 2015
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Forest since standing with refugees:
This is what it means.
@NFFC
are staying up.❤️
Huge congratulations, Reds, and thank you for always standing
#WithRefugees
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#NFFC
#UNHCR
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@juasanalghaib
I didnt anticipate these numbers juan I've got a fucking Swede in the QTs telling me my father knows ball
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BBC Radio Nottingham is a prime example of the perfect commentator duo being someone eloquent and enthusiastic joined by a bloke who just shouts general exclamations when there's a goal or big foul
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Tapping the badge on your debut ffs I'm a shameless passion merchant I'm so so won over
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They wanna be gibbs white and danilo sooo bad it's embarrassing
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I put my American audience to the test with a selection of my darkest jokes...
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@samdavenport_
A classic of the genre. Didn't they beat Real Madrid? They really said 'this town ain't big enough for the two of us pardner'
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I wonder if there's any kids out there who thought Stevenage were named after Steve Evans like they used to with Arsenal and Wenger
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2 GOATs
BBC Radio Nottingham is a prime example of the perfect commentator duo being someone eloquent and enthusiastic joined by a bloke who just shouts general exclamations when there's a goal or big foul
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Worker at the polling station asked me "is that the-"
"Nottingham Forest 95-97 away kit, panned and called garish at the time, but now rightly heralded as one of the best, most striking kits of its decade?" we both said in unison. We laughed, then I was awarded 10 extra votes🙌
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Ah, the final piece of the puzzle
🚨 Chelsea have agreed a £16.7m deal with Genk for 18-year-old goalkeeper Mike Penders.
(Source:
@sachatavolieri
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@rjb_1998
Hope they're all stuck in rush hour traffic having to make do with the 5 live commentary. They can't take this from us layabouts
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This by a country mile. Not to go all "this is manchester united football club we're talking about here" but the sentimental significance of finally beating those fuckers when every other kid at school growing up had a Man U lunchbox. Special special day
what goal did you guys celebrate most this season so far?
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Love that Dominguez's pre-match graphic just has the opening 2 paragraphs of the Nottingham Forest wiki page on it
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In a perfect world this would be the calibre of discourse hitting this site every day
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Nottingham Forest Football Club play a game of football tomorrow
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We need some 3am kickoffs to separate the casual dossers from the REAL layabouts
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