Katara the Scientist
@Olivegdnsoflun
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A pilates princess in a computer science world • 🇧🇧 🇯🇲 🇻🇨
London, England
Joined April 2011
My client just bought his wife a boat & you guys are arguing about flowers. Ladies, you must shoot for the stars.
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“How can I lose if I’m already chose, like?”. Is a 10/10 affirmation.
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How is your “if we’re both single at 30, we’re getting married” friend doing?.
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If you cannot tell me that you have a problem with me to my face, then as far as I’m concerned- we don’t have a problem.
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These super strong pandemic babies are proof that pregnant women should be resting 24/7.
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What is the reason? Neither Floyd or the baby can tell the time.
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Once upon a time I forgot to turn off my camera and offed my wig in a meeting. They all acted like nothing happened- that’s inclusion x.
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@Aro_428 Queens 🥂 touching a stranger for a lollipop they have held in their balled fist for 10 mins is a weird game with a weird prize.
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I love the way that Caribbean kids are taught to cook and clean regardless of gender . Uselessness has no gender around here.
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As a Jamaican woman, the gender role conversation is so pointless. Our men cook & clean; anything else sounds like bondage.
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Btw guys, we have free birthing centres in this UK. So long as you’re low risk and register before your final trimester, you can be seen. Some hospitals (e.g. Royal London) have a birthing centre & ward on site.
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@roburnham This is why we should abstain from being a mans peace. Only the wicked survive.
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I’ve been sending men random song lyrics mid argument for 5 years now. They end up analysing it for so long that they forget the original point. Try it-.
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She looked so good, I had to take a cheeky vid 🙌🏾🙌🏾. Ms Stranger, I hope this video finds you well 🥂🥂
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Why do soo many men buy gifts from Pandora? Do you see any adult women shopping there?.
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The cervix moves based on how aroused a woman is. If she ‘can’t take di✨k’ it means she isn’t aroused. Meaning she either doesn’t find you sexually alluring or the sex has been poor so far. It may be worth researching kunyaza-.
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After one beautiful hour of being a social butterfly, this is me.
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Do you want a relationship? Or are you touch deprived?. Find out after the break-.
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I spent my childhood looking forward to the days when romance would sound like this. Little did I know, my age mates are all mad-.
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@DRE_DUBOIS @don_jidz I think they take interest in seeing the difference between what they’re meant to do and what they actually do.
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We’re in the gym.We’re going to pilates .We’re eating right .We’re meditating .We’re journaling.
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Wearing my natural hair out isn’t an act of defiance. It’s just my hair babe-.
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If you have a mrs pls leave me alone. I will snitch & I won’t feel no way about it-.
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5am every morning 🤸🏾♀️
quote this tweet with a picture of when you just KNEW your body was FIRE 🔥👀.
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@Brooklynnoyork Nope- I had to reparent myself by learning how to be emotionally available, affectionate & comfortable with communication- it has been a long time coming.
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📣 JOB OPPORTUNITY 📣. If you’re interested in tech & education we have multiple summer roles in a global company. Great team & work culture! . UK based only. If you are UK based you’ll be WFH as HQ is in New York. Please RT. Tysm 🥰.
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“I can get rid of the gut- but you’ll never be 6’3”. Dr Umar is an icon 😂😂😂.
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@ulomareen “You done already said what you said, I felt how I felt, therefore we are where we are & it is what it is”.
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@Ifxchi Have you ever met a puppy so excited to see you that it starts humping your leg? 😂 it’s like that.
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@uhprome The people you choose to be around are a reflection of you in a good and bad way- take note of the nature of your relationships.
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@serena_xm I watched a man speak in a room full of his friends and get aired once- the shame was too much.
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@_PharaohMindset “It's a cruel and random world, but the chaos is all so beautiful” . Hiromu Arakawa.
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@teeh_kay1 They just enjoy mispronouncing names of Black people . My name is Olivia, they will still get it wrong just to ‘put you in your place’ 🙄.
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We should all try to become more comfortable with letting people down. Life is too short to please everyone. Rest 🌸.
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Let's talk about the orgasm gap. Let us talk about the fact that it only really exists in heterosexual relationships. Why are the men getting it so wrong?.
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@darlaa_13 @domstoofly I am dedicated to pouring drinks like an all inclusive Caribbean resort bar, 80% liquor + 20% prayers.
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@RellzRaw_ He has the comprehension of a 2 year old but ‘savage’ is the adjective we want to attribute to his behaviour? Fantastic.
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@petitetweeter_ I think it teaches you how to have a sense of responsibility. If you don’t have the money- get a job. If the work is too overwhelming then the parent should make allowances for that. But if there’s no demand for responsibility, there’s no supply.
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The trick is, it can’t be something indirect or spiteful. Find something obtuse and lighthearted- change the temperature of the conversation. Then leave.
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@ashindestad My father would projectile vomit if he heard I dated a man that couldn’t even afford to feed me on his own 😭.
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@tatianakadeja Nahhhhh imagine once a man FaceTimed me with all 6 of his kids and said “👉🏾👈🏾🥺 hehe, you gonna take care of us?”. Men 🤝 shamelessness 😂😂.
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@KensBestLyfe I will never forget this episode - she set the bar on mars and I haven’t recovered since 😂😂.
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Rick & Morty is perfect late night telly. A lil humour, a lil education, a lil action- all in an animated bundle of joy. What more could you ask for?.
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@Hollywood_JT_ @t0nit0ne Choosing a good partner is essential. But why is the behaviour of a man becoming a woman’s responsibility?.
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Barkantine Birth Centre. A calming space with kind and helpful staff. They offer:.• One-to-one midwifery care.• Midwives experienced with water birth, birth in upright positions and hypnobirthing.• Kitchen for women and staff to prepare meals and drinks. And much more 🙌🏾
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@FerreroRS @LivyGx @TfL If you steal your own purse back from TFL, will the police chase you or nah?.
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@dbcxptures True, but they should either agree that in advance or bring a packed lunch. It’s a bit brazen to just assume a wedding party will feed you.
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@TwinBrett_ Using a picture of Molly Mae was very smart- whoever made that call needs a raise.
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@pr3cioustaiwo Probably because of the trauma & discrimination. They don’t really promote love & interdependence.
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@Oloni When I was grounded she took one foot of each pair of shoes i owned so I couldn’t go out when she was at work . She really had no limits to her pettiness.
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@yagitwotimes Things like this make me dislike this city 😭. Community spirit is capped at 12%.
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@wilhova1 Crime** is a problem.Under funding is a problem .Urbanisation is a problem . Ain’t nothing black about it.
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@prospectmelv ‘Reverse colourism’ is like a unicorn . As much as it may assist your argument to suggest it exists, it will never in your wildest dreams make sound sense.
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Birth Centre at University Hospital Lewisham. • en-suite bathroom with three having their own fixed birthing pools. • a double bed.• flat screen Tv.• natural birthing aids such as a stool, a sling and a birthing ball.
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@kingpsc Bed rest is a terrible idea, unless it’s necessary. But taking things easy & having the time and space for self care is important. I don’t believe that pregnant women have any business working during their pregnancy. & bless her 😭 congratulations! 🌸.
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The treadmill was one step too far. Pun intended.
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