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Joined August 2023
@Wizarab10 Even without balls you will father kids, you can continue if that's your only concern.
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Sister, you've been naked on twitter for 2yrs and you're still single, don't you think it's high time you got dressed?😏.
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In case a person wants to gift you, what can they give you?.
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Did y'all try to pronounce her name with Yoruba dialect too??.
"I have been married for 20 years and have never cooked" - Nigerian entrepreneur, Mojisola Hunponu-Wusu.
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I'm not going to eat until Bobrisky is released from prison.
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That moment when you help your mum echo your siblings name and she be like: "Oh you're even there?! Oya Come!
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Nigerian artists doing gum body for validation, Rema recently begged Barcelona players to take a picture with him too.
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When you finally beat that one person that has been tormenting you 😹😹.
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Na single I tell you sey I single, I open my mouth tell you sey I no get babe?.
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I don dey comot adulthood. Make I find another hood enter. This one no work at all.
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Am I the only one who slowly walk behind someone just to avoid greeting the person? 😂.
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Pep Guardiola is like those Nigerian bosses that won't let their trainee prosper even after giving them freedom to practice.
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Teacher: what's your favourite drink?. Me: scheweppes. Teacher: spell it. Me: Na lie oo, coke.
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What do we call this in psychology?? Identification with the oppressor. That's a stage where the oppressed finds the oppressor their model of manhood.
Thank you for saving us from unbearable pain from Liverpool & Arsenal fans these past years. What a man
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You can always tell when someone is grooming you for billing 😂.
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How can you refer someone for a job and be slashing their salary for a good year?? How?.
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Connected in the same branch, by the same stem, nourished by the same sap, the difference is in God's time for each one. Your time will come, don't give up !!! 👊🏿💯
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How true is this about 2baba before I curse opera mini this early morning.
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Me and the LOML 😍
E get as you and person go dey nack, una go start dey resemble each other.
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Before dating: “you’re so funny”. After dating: “everything's a fucking joke to you huh”.
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Where do you go when you're by yourself, who comes along when you cry for help?.
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Don't bite the finger that once fingered you abi how dem dey talk am?. Wo, Sha don't be an ingrate.
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Why E con be like say na only Nigerians dey suffer for wetin Adam and Eve do 😭.
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That fake conversation before someone asks for a favor >>>>>>>>. 😂.
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Who clock 30 don old but who die at 30 nah small pikin. no let anyone pressure you.
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I just realized I’m getting closer to the age I thought I’ll marry, be like I go shift am up again 😂😂🤲🤲.
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I support two football clubs; arsenal and any club playing against Manchester United. Come on you palace 😂.
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Once my friends dey talk about their babes I go just dey look 😔.
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The fact that you need money to make money is where I'm having a problem.
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The lady in brown, that sky blue lady go stress me.
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If your skit can't make me laugh within 20 seconds forget it, don't tell me to "wait for it".
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They are skilled too but not the required one.
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Don't say money changed them, some of you didn't reply their messages when they needed ur help!!!.
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This werey is mentally unstable, he needs to be checked.
E no go better for davido and him feelings! ❤️🦅.
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Person never chop you send am tfare to come fu*k, let's be realistic if na you wetin you go use the money do??.
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@Xperience_Snr @ESPNFC Immediately I noticed that blue tick, I stopped reading 😂 werey dey hustle.
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Tomorrow go make am 10 years since I last experience true love 😔.
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Omo, I don tey for twitter oo, alhaji's wife matter that year 😂😂.
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🗣️Endrick "Pele is my favorite player because when I was young i used to watch him after school, I was there in the stand when he won the first world cup for our country .I cried that day"
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Tomorrow Opay will contact her for PR and she will gladly accept, this female celebrities be just dumb.
BBNaija star Ka3na shares her thoughts on people using a certain bank.
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Manchester city congratulations on winning the premier League 4th time consecutively.
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99% of my sadness is solely based on the fact that I’m not rich yet.
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Make person just come ask me "How are you" make I burst tears 😭.
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I had a dream that someone requested for my account details, is this a sign lord.🤔🤔.
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Why do people, especially Nigerians, often view buying an Apple product as an achievement?.
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You dey fall in love with person wey dey off social media read receipt, you never ready to be enter serious relationship.
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I no dey even bother again, any pepper wey life show me I go use am cook.
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Cutting ties with women who hurt you isn't enough. You must also cut ties with the version of you who allowed them to.
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e get as life go touch you, you go first break up with your partner first make you concentrate.
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When you’re charged N50 for depositing N10,000 into your Opay account, keep in mind that this fee is mandated by the Federal Government, and Opay doesn’t keep any part of it.
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A friend of a rich man is not a rich man, but a friend of a thief is a thief. Reason am.
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It is wickedness to expect your spouse to figure out what you could have easily communicated.
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Don't send money when you're supposed to use scope, scope is not a sin.
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Easiest way to get rich is to be amongst the rich, I no say make you thief their things oo.
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You must stop thinking that everyone will regret loosing you. You are not food please.
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I decided to buckle up my shoes, be serious with my, you no go believe sey my shoe lace cut ni 🤷♀️.
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Opay seems to be the only reliable bank in Nigeria, with their unfailing and fast transaction. #OPayToTheRescue.
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Children don resume school today, I know because I carry Sukho Jr. go school today. But you, agbaya, you're 30+ but you no know because you never marry. When you go born? Until you 40?.
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Which one be "put yourself in my shoes", I dey there when you dey buy am?.
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I don't know where you people go everyday but today we go again 😔😔.
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I started playing efootball around 2020 and I'm happy to inform you I'm not going back to DLS, that's downgrading.
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