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Wow, so much school fees.
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Troski to Danquah then Uber to Bloom 🙏🏾
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Consent.
Funny how y’all be cutting your hair now but used to complain when y’all were asked to in school
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But even if I wear crop top, how my kidneys go show?
UPSA bans “improper” dressing, directs lecturers to sack students who “expose vital body parts”
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Tried being romantic today but 30gh delivery dieh you better go and pick the surprise yourself.
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When she says she’s having a bad day now you want to cheer her up, but you remember that it’s the 12th and you need to manage 314.15 Ghana sidis for the rest of the month so you reply with, “I’m so sorry baby🥺”
Make them no lie you, the financial buoyancy you need to be a thoughtful partner is not small.
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What I like about China Mall is that dem no come for any branding bia. You know that you’re here for cheap products you go take the building like that.
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Just realized that the self-preservation part of my brain must be faulty cuz I’ll use my last 50gh to eat what I want and just hope for the best 💀
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People seem so obsessed with the idea of spoiling their parents with this vast wealth they see themselves having some time in the future and it’s kinda weird to me cuz there are several ways to prove that you love them today and you refuse to do it.
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The way the TL make empty dieh squad taya fokkin by now. No time for nonsense tweeting
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Never seen any of his movies, but he has my vote for best actor in Ghana.
👏👏👏 first of all i wanna say may God bless your hustle. Secondly i love the way you’re feeling free living your life & not doing any political big man things biaa.
#TRUELEADER
. VOTE FOR
@johndumelo1
I HAVE A GOOD FEELING SAY HE GO DEY FOR US
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Idk but a relationship where one person has a lot of free time and the other doesn’t sounds like a recipe for headache
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Remove “reliable” and let us help you.
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Random but I think it’s crazy how you could literally be dying in a hospital bed right now but cuz you have enough energy to type some laughing emojis on your phone, there’s a whole group of people who think you’re living your best life.
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I think the most hilarious thing about people who cheat is how many of them can’t even imagine the possibility of their partners cheating on them.
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You can see the 3D images, but can you see a future with the person currently wasting your time?
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Probably the most annoying thing that my parents taught me is calling someone the next day to thank them again for helping me out with something the day before. Now I’m having a 30min convo with Wofa Yaw about 5G 😔
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If you had the “ugly duckling” experience, how do you feel now that people generally find you more attractive (sometimes even the same ones who were talking shit about you)?
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Sucks when someone changes for the better after you’ve already moved on. Now they’re doing all the right things (well, trying their best at least), but it just makes you sad cuz it doesn’t move you. Probably can’t understand why you’re being so cold when they’re “acting right”.
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The most annoying thing about having a calm demeanor is people thinking that it means you’re a pushover. They’ll test you over and over again until you finally show them what it’s like when you’re not calm.
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You ever meet someone and you’re just on the same wavelength? So much that you forget how to interact with anyone else? It’s like your brain gets lazy “translating” for or accommodating other people cuz it’s gotten a taste of not having to stress.
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Whoever saw garlic and butter and said these two should go well together, God bless you. Whoever went a step further to give us garlic bread, God bless you.
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I require honesty in my relationships, whichever form they may take. This doesn’t necessarily mean that you must tell me everything, but don’t bother telling me anything if it isn’t the truth. Everyone has things they’d rather not say so remember that shutting up is an option.
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What at all is America searching for? WHAT?
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Can’t think of a single person I want to see every single day. Me sef some days I no dey spy mirror.
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Will I return? That is the question.
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I ever get stabbed in the US, I’m pulling out the knife and going about my day like nothing happened. What can come can come.
do y’all remember when i got the rat tail comb stuck between my toes? just had to pay a $2k ambulance bill for it... hurt worse than the comb did 🥲
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An entire continent only contributes 4%, but it’s Amalia using charcoal that they’ll be making noise about.
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Lending money dieh I retire pls. Just ask for free make I see what I can part with.
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You mean the illegal firearm I actually snatched from the armed robber to defend myself?🙈
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Need someone to shout at the waiter when they get my order wrong
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He’s employed.
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Nana Showboy begged and begged until he was finally made president only to form a team of incompetent oluus who can tell us nonsense like this. Subbing niggas via Twitter like a bad bitch.
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When I made him look after me after I just had sex with someone else
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Luxury brands are such an interesting thing because people will be killing themselves to get fakes when there are tons of cheaper brands, some with things that even look better if we’re being honest.
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Looks like I for enjoy Hosanna for the last before dem remove am from Apple Music
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200 thousand Ghana cedis, law suit you dey sit top nu oo… and trust me you will win simple.
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One hilarious thing about Twitter is the large group of people just waiting quietly for someone they don’t like’s yawa to pai so that they can hop on it. So all this time you wanted to talk and you were holding it in? The reflux must be mad 💀
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Next time someone trolls me for getting a mocktail, I’m telling the plebeian that they simply don’t understand the value of a non-alcoholic cocktail that rivals the complexity and sophistication of its alcoholic counterpart.
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I act like I’m fine, but I miss singing I am a soldier in the army of The Lord at assembly.
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Ghanaians really no be considerate when it comes to calls. 7am on a Saturday? I mean, yes, I’m already up, but so what?
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See do you know how hilarious it is to leave your “1st world country” to come here looking for a sponsor? Dfkm 😭
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I have so many intimate moments with my ingredients while I cook... 🌞
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Never been about being cool or not. I choose chastity because that’s just who I am 🙏🏾
Is being virgin still a cool thing ?Is the concept of virginity outmoded and unnecessary?
#JustUs
@asaaseradio995
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You people should ignore Closure Twitter and learn how to ghost more cuz there’s no reason you should even be replying/dealing with certain things when you can just vanish.
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When I share a link from Apple Music and it shows the album instead of the specific song:
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Ever since I started using alata samina, I’ve noticed that I’ve been listening to more afrobeats.
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This app dieh I can’t let go cuz the way I’ve been laughing all day, you’d think I wasn’t having a shitty week.
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Diasporans Dey stress me pass. After a day of roaming, you say make I take 40gh fill tank. I’m crying
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In which country would a sane person expect people to buy bread in traffic?
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Relaxing be for who get inheritance mome
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Seeing progress from months/years ago is wild cuz you never thought “someday” would be today.
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People who *only remember that you exist when they’re going through it can be so draining. Where do you go when you’re happy? Lemme meet you there.
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I’m crying cuz someone was just ranting about this last week. He say which one be nice abokyi say everything for here be nice
Abokyi’s no dey wan give taste again. Addo Dee is done
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Imagine being broke and not thinking that you’ll be cheated on. How can you even afford such confidence?
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Lol that tweet just reminded me that my parents didn’t even know I could speak until I was like 3(?) because they didn’t understand Arabic 💀
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It’s possible to really like someone and not be sexually attracted to them mome. An unfortunate predicament, but very possible.
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You people should look for partners who match your energy instead of reading too much into things that aren’t there with people you obviously don’t understand.
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Imagine your barber has lost his touch during lockdown now you’re hiding in a dark corner of Serallio, Kpoo Keke burning your chest.
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My most recent disgrace was hurrying to delete something on a WhatsApp group and deleting for me instead of everyone. People privately messaging me to delete whole time I’m staring up at the sky like
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