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SPFX, Pyrotechnics, & Smart-ass comments. ERD-certified instructor for display fireworks & SPFX pyro. He/Him. Bunny dad to Maynard.šŸ° DMs rarely answered.

Port Moody, BC
Joined April 2007
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@OfficeBob
officebob
6 years
Saving the Snopes link for the next asshole who uses the meme...
@AOC
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
6 years
The right has gotten increasingly desperate w/spreading targeted rumors about me lately. Someone made up a meme that led to @snopes disproving this: (Also, I had to live alone in my familyā€™s apt after my dad died, so the eviction lie is especially bad)
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@OfficeBob
officebob
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
@ribzoftiktok
Ribz of Tik Tok
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Is...is that...A BBQ FOUNTAIN?! šŸ‘€šŸ˜ā›²ļø
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weļæ½ļæ½re being governed by a bunch of dicks - by Jeff Tiedrich
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RT @RepJackKimble: Thanks to President Trump's economic miracle, American businesses were able to raise prices by 3% his first month in offā€¦
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RT @JoJoFromJerz: Boy, sure would have been nice for Mitch fucking McConnell to have shown some motherfucking spine when it ACTUALLY matterā€¦
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what the fuck is going on? - by Jeff Tiedrich
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RT @Mollyploofkins: Musk isn't accidentally misinforming, he's intentionally spreading disinformation.
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@LucasSa56947288 Two toddlers in the room?
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@inqdragon2 Stevie Ray Vaughan.
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RT @IAmPoliticsGirl: Um JD, your power comes from the same document youā€™re trying to undermine. Soā€¦.
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Flight Attendant Punches Passenger in Throat After He Grabs Woman's Hair and Won't Let Go
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David Rosenberg: The United States is blaming others for the financial mess it created
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Sighā€¦fuck all of you who voted for this dipshit.
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Rep Earl Carter (R-GA) introduces legislation ā€œauthorizing President Trump to acquire Greenland and renaming it Red, White, and Bluelandā€
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Even though Iā€™m not staying on the strip during my upcoming trip to Vegas, Iā€™ll swing by so I can flip off Trumpā€™s hotel.
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Donald Trump has replaced the Rule of Law with the Rule of Because Fuck You, Thatā€™s Why
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RT @traecrowder: ON TRUMPā€™S ALL TIME HIGH APPROVAL RATINGS
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RT @AmoneyResists: Itā€™s still the Gulf of Mexico. Just like this is still Twitter.
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Attention whore.
@sirDukeDevin
Devin Duke
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What comes to mind when you see this photo of Kristi Noem landing at Guantanamo Bay?
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@FoodPornPhotos People interrupting me when I just want to drink it in silence.
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RT @IanDMorrison: First of all, it would be the 51st through 63rd states. Secondly, You would be adding 40 million comparatively leftist voā€¦
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