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The PeopleMover Duke. I'm sunsetting this account, please follow me over at BlueSky! https://t.co/9l3FMhqPJM
Joined December 2016
Ken Page (Oogie Boogie) sings “Poor Unfortunate Souls!
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She said yes!. I’m inviting all the DisTubers to the wedding.
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Br'er Rabbit passed away, surrounded by friends and family at his Briar Patch home in Orlando.
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This trip I’ve come to learn that if Disney ran Disneyland the way they run Disney World people would (rightfully) riot. 9 PM park closes, evening hours that are literally hourS with half the park closed, restaurants closing at 5 PM. What is hapoening?. End of rant. 🥶.
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First time Disney has held general previews for the next Hall of Presidents update.
Tonight’s presidential debate will be streamed on Disney+ and Hulu for the first time ever.
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Not everything has to be a thrilling E-Ticket. Not everything has to sell Lightning Lanes. Not everything has to be roped dropped. Rides that are “neat” are okay too!. I’m worried that Disney doesn’t know this.
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They don’t know they’re riding Living with the Land with Offhand Disney
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Walt on his way to make another Laugh-O-Gram.
on E! news they just described timothee chalamet in this getup as ‘unrecognizable.’ i can easily recognize him
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The ghost of the PeopleMover trying to claw it's way back into existence.
Lighting issue or is the Peoplemover trying to signal us for help?
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Any non-locals every get Disney whiplash?. Like, dang, 8 hours ago I was on The Haunted Mansion, now I'm checking my mailbox.
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Just fell to my knees in Tomorrowland.
NEW: Haunted Mansion Holiday will return to Disneyland Park Nov. 14 through Jan. 7, 2026. The November opening date is later than normal - but it means we get traditional Haunted Mansion for Halloween this year. 👏
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You guys ever daydream about being a local?. Like, you can just wake up decide to GO TO DISNEYLAND on your day off. That’s crazy.
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Bob Iger bursts back into the board room on November the 20th,. “YOU GET THAT RAILROAD BACK UP AND OPERATING OR SO HELP ME GOD!”. Iger leaves and is never seen or heard from again.
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Day 7 of Disneyland closure. today the hallucinations began. I smell pirate water everywhere I go, and hear ragtime piano every time I walk down the sidewalk.
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Suffice to say I'm getting more and more optimistic about the future of the Parks.
NEW: Joe Rohde is back in the building at Walt Disney Imagineering. In a post on Instagram, WDI announced Rohde will lead a series of master class work sessions with current Imagineers.
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The LA Times article says that Imagineers are still mulling over removing the hanging man from the Stretching Room. I’ve talked about it before in videos but please don’t do that.
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Best Disney Jokes:. -The Backside of Water.-The DEAD Center of the Room.-The Parks are only at 25% capacity during COVID.
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Screw Communicore Hall. Screw breaking the Disneyland PeopleMover. Disney taking the Nutella Waffle off the Sleepy Hollow menu is the worst thing they’ve ever done.
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In case you were wondering what’s Beyond Big Thunder:
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I may struggle with simple algebra, but I absolutely dominate at poolside Disney Parks trivia.
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Oh, to be myself 24 hours ago. So young. So full of wonder.
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I’m getting married at Walt Disney World THE WEEK before Runaway Railway opens. I’d love to be there opening day for you guys, but back to back trips from where I am are hard.
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I appreciate all the kind words from you all to help me through this difficult time.
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Not only are sweaters confirmed in the Star Wars universe, they’re fresh af
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This time tomorrow we’ll know whether or not People Move.
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I’ll say it,. Tron: Legacy was really good, people just weren’t ready.
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Parks Presentation tonight send good MOVING vibes, PEOPLE.
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Universal’a doing escape rooms. C’mon Disney, listen to me. Use the DisneyQuest building for escape rooms. Do iiiiiit.
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Screw Area 51, we need to storm Tokyo Disneyland and take all the good rides.
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They’re putting Cars into Frontierland and I REALLLLY don’t like it.
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I’m gonna make a video about how Disney Parks “fans” complain about absolutely everything and how old it’s getting.
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Broke: waiting 4 hours in line for the Figment Popcorn Bucket. Woke: waiting 4 hours in line for the Figment Spork
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RIP "Connecting to ONSTAR".
Today is the final day to experience Test Track 2.0 at EPCOT. The ride will be closed starting tomorrow (June 17) as Disney begins work on "the next iteration of Test Track."
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Uhhh it’s Cinderella Castle not Cinderella’s Castle you filthy casuals. And other reasons I have no friends.
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What Disneyland’s Pirates lacks in queue it makes up for in ride. What Magic Kingdom’s Pirates lacks in ride it makes up for in queue.
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Haven’t we suffered enough?.
NEW: Avengers Campus construction at DCA, set to begin in early 2025, will require the removal of the backstage Red Car Trolley barn and will result in Disney discontinuing operation of the attraction in early 2025, Disneyland officials said. A specific date will be shared later.
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Now THIS is the Tomorrowland aesthetic I’ve been hoping for.
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Vast improvement from last year. LOTS of great stuff coming. 1 thing I don’t like, but so much to be excited about. No PeopleMover, but I’m not crushed. PeopleMover lives on in our hearts. And that’s what’s important.
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Disney has been REALLY bad with Frozen 2 spoilers. I haven’t had the chance to see the movie yet, but I know how it ends because they can’t stop merchandising. It’s like them selling a fried Iron Man costume the week before Endgame comes out. Yeah I’m salty.
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Best new attraction Disney has ever done ever no contest. I’m a Haunted Mansion boy at heart but man. This ride man. This ride.
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PLEASE don't have Space Mountain, Haunted Mansion, Tiana's, Winnie-the-Pooh, the Railroad AND Mr. Lincoln ALL CLOSED the week of D23.
NEW: Space Mountain at Disneyland Park will close for refurbishment on Aug. 5. The closure is expected to last about a month while Disney updates lighting throughout the ride, including in the attraction's tunnel. Work will also be done to flooring inside the attraction.
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My excitement cannot be CONTAINED.
NEW: Tiana's Bayou Adventure opens this summer at Magic Kingdom Park at Walt Disney World. Here's a first look at the first-ever Princess Tiana Audio-Animatronics figure:
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If you if you rearrange the letters in Iger and add a few more it spells out “PeopleMover”. Just sayin’.
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Walking into Disneyland for the first time in 17 months, honestly it feels like I never left. I thought I’d be super emotional but I’m just REALLY REALLY excited to ride Haunted Mansion.
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We lost a talented, hilarious, caring and creative person today. Rolly’s work will live on in the Parks and in his art that has inspired people like me to embrace the WEIRD.
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Eddie Murphy Haunted Mansion is coming to Disney+ day one. Bob knows what the people want.
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BETTER, DISNEY. This is better.
FIRST LOOK: CommuniCore Hall hosts the 30 years of Disney on Broadway exhibit for the 2025 EPCOT Festival of the Arts. More photos soon on
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it’s a Small World Halloween Overlay Concept: Lights dimmed/flickering, no music loop playing, but the dolls go about their normal movements. You hear all the mechanical sounds but nothing else. The ride ends with the final room being completely dark.
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I love the people from the Star Wars or Film community calling Galaxy’s Edge a failure because they can’t grasp the concept of blockout dates on annual passes.
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I’m looking foreword to getting in line for Rise of the Resistance 1 minute before park close and walking through an empty Hollywood Studios at 2 AM.
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HATBOX GHOST DANNY DEVITO. HATBOX GHOST DANNY DEVITO. HATBOX GHOST DANNY DEVITO. HATBOX GHOST DANNY DEVITO. HATBOX GHOST DANNY DEVITO.
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What are the chances that Disney eventually rebrands the Galactic Starcruiser to Disney’s Star Wars Resort, lowers the prices, and removes all the “live theatre” elements?.
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New Haunted Mansion queue. OMG. Very much in-line with Walt's "we take care of the outside, let the ghosts take care of the inside" ideology.
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A sign that everything is gonna be ok. Or an archway I guess
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NEW HAUNTED MANSION MOVIE PARTY. GET IN HERE EVERYONE LET'S CELEBRATE
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Josh confirms NO BLUE SKY TONIGHT. DIRT. MOVING. ACTIVE. DEVELOPMENT.
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Upon asking an employee, tonight will NOT be restricted filming like last night. So yay!.
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Journey of Water is quintessential EPCOT. Feels like an attraction Walt would have done. Educational and entertaining. AMAZING.
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Odd considering Nightmare is a CHRISTMAS MOVIE. It’s a hill I gotta die on, I’m sorry.
Henry Selick’s ‘THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS’ has returned to theaters for the Halloween season.
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The Kite Tails clips keep one-upping each other and I’m honestly shocked Disney hasn’t just taken the L.
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Disney World: we’re raising the price of everything, but all day park hopping is coming back, so that’s something!. Disneyland: we’re raising the price of magic keys!. …. but…?. Disneyland: But what? That’s it.
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