. @OdongoAhere profile

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@OdongoAhere

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Nairobi, Kenya

Joined June 2017

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1 year

Huyu ni mpoa wangu.

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@OdongoAhere

13 days

And counting🤞🏾.

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They have been together for 6 years aki.

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7 months

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2 years

Twitter is just the same 10 tweets recycled every week.

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3 years

I tell kids “sasa ona” after they hurt themselves.

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

My timeline is full of middle aged men angry that Elsa is doing her thing. Wueh mauchungu 💀💀💀💀.

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4 years

Don’t sympathize with rape. Don’t underplay someone’s story. Don’t try to play down someone’s experience.

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2 years

Applied for a scholarship kiujinga now I actually have to go do it

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1 year

Niko huku shags tumewekewa 1hour mix ya Fally Ipupa

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4 years

Milk on the stove while you watch it vs milk on the stove when you stop watching it

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@OdongoAhere

5 years

Am I the only one who just checks which @ it is then goes “Yikes, nope”?.

Trissy 😌

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5 years

You're recreating this with your @ 5th person 😌😍🤗

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3 years

Next Sem nitakuwa serious.

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5 years

@BackupA94058598 @No_Context_SDMN @KSIOlajidebt

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3 years

Another day of thanking God that I’m not calculating the Surface area of a loaf of bread.

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5 years

@melissa_ahere Since you asked nicely😂

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1 year

Got robbed today and my dad said it’s cause I was wearing my glasses. Fellas, is it wrong to see?

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1 year

Mungu tafadhali bariki watu wengine sasa

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3 years

Kama masomo imekataa kwa nini nikubali?

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2 years

Twitter views are insane cause I could’ve had so many bangers on here but YOU just scrolled.

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3 years

Can’t stop winning

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3 years

Praying I get this position.

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3 years

Wajaluo wanadhani hii ni kitu moja

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2 years

Pale archives:. “Bro si unisaidie…” “…Na hiyo simu”

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2 years

Sasa tunarudi kuwatch Man U bana shiet.

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2 years

@RedLightning420 Bro is a jab away from going to the ER.

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1 year

Need privacy for this one.

Doobie Scoo🐾

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1 year

I finally got a butter chicken pizza from this indain/Italian restaurant up the street. I'm talkin heaven!

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4 years

Ehh guys we’re tired of the “Like for a surprise” tweets. We get it, tech imekushtua.

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2 years

Maguire plays like he lied on his CV and he’s learning on the job.

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3 years

Yaani huyu rider wa uber eats amekula chakula yangu

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4 years

This right here is the beginning of the end

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3 years

Today I decided not to watch the Man U game. Your mental health starts with you.

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5 years

Teacher back in primary school: I need a strong man to carry for me some chairs.Me:

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1 year

@uncofranko Sema tu ukweli. Your goat must be seen

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13 days

Untrue

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

Bata preparing their back to school ads:

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4 years

Pray for my nigga @king_mabula Ain’t nothing wrong with him, he’s just in school

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4 years

*Googles hairstyles for men*.*Sees results*.*Googles hairstyles for BLACK men*.*Only sees fades*.“Weka tu ile ya kawaida”.

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6 years

Nobody:.Girl who just found out about star signs: I’m an aquarium.

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4 years

Uber drivers are either over-trust the GPS or ignore it completely. There’s no in between.

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@OdongoAhere

5 years

Tanzanian math problems must be mad. Niggas really out here solving shit like “Amani alitunukiwa 1000000 kununua chupa 24 za soda. ”

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2 years

Me at Solfest if I don’t start working out

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2 years

I love my girl man.

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@OdongoAhere

5 years

@leojoegem Bro this really worked wonders. Next step is noticing hunger is an illusion, your body just believes you need nutrients

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1 year

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3 years

Operation Okoa Sem in full action

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4 years

Just asked someone for MY money back and they said “Kwa nini inakuuma”

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4 years

Bro kwani ni nini na hii baridi

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5 years

People who wore hats written “swag” or “dope” in 2014 are SoundCloud rappers now

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

Scenes in the group chat tomorrow afternoon.

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@ChemutaiNatasha Hey 😏

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@OdongoAhere

2 years

This AI actually goes hard you know

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

If you take things on Twitter seriously ni wewe unadai kujikasirisha bure

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@OdongoAhere

5 years

If you wanna know your family approves of your lady when y’all are having a family get together they’ll make her make a salad but kama hawampendi yeye ndio anaosha matumbo

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5 years

Take me back to 2 weeks ago when we thought black people couldn’t catch corona. Man I hate it here

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4 years

Imagine having a head built like Phineas’. You’d get into beef and a nigga would grab you by the forehead like a pipe😭😭😭

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2 years

Ain’t nothing motivates you more than the thought of being broke if we’re being honest.

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4 years

Everyone Me switching off the.in the fan cause it was .Helicopter: getting chilly:

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4 years

What ever happened to this

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3 years

Tumevuka salama huku.

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

Bro ati shule Monday💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀.

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5 years

No one:.Kenyan aunties at functions:

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If you’re one of those people that let’s your dogs out when someone says they have a phobia against them as a joke I hope something pulls your leg while you’re switching positions in bed

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Friend:Sends Please Call Me.Me:Sends one back.Also Me:.

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“Bro you remember last night when you. ”.Me:

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3 years

When you see someone from Twitter in your day to day life:

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4 years

The way God is pulling strings in my life is mad.

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1 year

Bro’s car is shy.

LeRoy

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Nah nah naah. thats not what i meant by lowering it. 🤣🤣

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

@melissa_ahere , @natashanellyyy and I wishing each other happy birthday today always feels like this

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1 year

@nyxwanga When you’re good, you’re good

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@OdongoAhere

5 years

Yo I’m tired of living with a vegetarian. How’s man gonna bite into a samosa and get a mouthful of waru. Someone hold me back

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5 years

Kinda surprised that Nairobi Social hasn’t tried profiting off their platform. With all the traction they’ve got they’d make a lot without even trying with all the free publicity their getting. but anywho😗

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@OdongoAhere

4 years

The boys and I put something together on YouTube. Make sure to check it out @king_mabula @fckinyanjui .

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2 years

Microwave na Washing Machine imewacha kufanya kazi. Mamangu anasema ni juu anapitia spiritual warfare

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5 years

Well then.

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@OdongoAhere

3 years

I swear these guys have a group chat or something at this point cause they just keep announcing.

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KENYAAAA!!!!! my team just advised me that we are now in talks with 3 different entities!! i told them stop playing with my emotions hit me when its final because mi READY AGAIN!!😀. And i want both Nairobi and MOMBASA👊🏾🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

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5 years

We playing this huh?💀💀💀.Beginning of End of .decade decade

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3 years

Cheated on my barber today and unfortunately I don’t think I’m going back to him.

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5 years

Symptoms by @kahushtheartist . That’s it. That’s the tweet

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3 years

His boys didn’t roast him enough for this cut

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5 years

2020 has been so fucked up that no one cares that NASA confirmed parallel universes exist and the Pentagon released UFO footage

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5 years

Just took the aux in the car and my mom went “Don’t put that “Yo Yo music” you usually put”

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3 years

Man looks like he hunts his ingredients.

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5 years

Nigga I swear she was born like last week.

808s & Car Shakes

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Offset bought his daughter Kulture her first Birkin bag ❤️

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5 years

Me after finding out my barber’s been calling other people “Mkubwa”:

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3 years

If you can’t take initiative you’ll never be in control of your own life.

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5 years

@itsNyaWan Peter when people asked if he knew Jesus:

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5 years

Bruh who taught people to ntuntuntu at animals so that they approach them?.Anyway, people is me.

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5 years

If they weren’t part of the support don’t be quick to take their congratulations.

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4 years

Google added this hum to search feature where you can just record the melody stuck in your head instead of writing random sounds in your keyboard and hoping for the best💀.

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5 years

Do you really dislike pineapple on pizza or do you just dislike it cause everyone else does?

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5 years

What they don’t talk about is how avocado singlehandedly saves more meals than any condiment

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3 years

Fuck kuna CAT kesho

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4 years

So my school has made masks which we’re meant to buy and wear.

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1 year

How do I fall down on my ass at this age. In front of people as well. Have to just never walk again at this point.

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6 years

No one:.Kenyans crossing the road:

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