HOLY SHIT, someone has strapped a BOMB to my CHEST, and it will EXPLODE, PUBLICLY IMMOLATING me, if no one asks me to be their Valentine’s in the next 24 HOURS PLEASE SAVE ME OOMF, YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE

RT @ratlimit: realized there is lowkey a refractory period for eating. went to grub one out and couldn't finish

@shhkirby Did not need the live updates

@nightpsychosis She hates to see us happy

RT @AddictKE_: Those born in 2000-2004 got the perfect mix of old-school and modern. It's the greatest generation of all time.

RT @thaddahan:

@osddidnt Also, a lot of men just appreciate time. Dedicated time away from him, or dedicated time with him, is a pretty surefire way to be the best gf ever

@caleokathaline I think a good general rule is if your opinion starts with “use x person as…” then it’s probably immoral lol

@nightpsychosis 🐰

@anklylo Think of ten words that are as different from each other as possible (in meaning, topic, usage, etc.)

@shadyrdbll

@banhmigal u think cutting ur hair makes you LESS emo and gay?

@h3rawh @pentiumhearts real shit hera

@osddidnt im curious, i just refuse to pay for twitter lmao

@arrtnem @TW1NKD3STR0YER that "almost there" sounds super condescending 💀 not intended i promise

RT @pyrarity: i wish i was nonchalant but my nervous system can't tell the difference between joining a discord vc or in game chat and bein…