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it's these odes that got him laid—unknowingly. he loved the thought of it, the thought of it loved him back—knowingly |📧 [email protected] |#JogooLAShamba🐓⚡

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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
3 years
“ GOD’S CHILD ”
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Gospel music are a dope lullaby playlist. Jehovah, take over. What shall I render to you, for all these good that you do to me?
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Can smell Mombasa from here, but first, let's do Luanda. Got some unfinished weedness to do there.
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Plucked some Yasmins, put 'em on her hair!! Awww!! They look so cute, still stuck, but dying out, expelling their scent like an ode to our budding love story. I already decided I'm marrying this teenager!!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
I'm here checking if her tirries got Cancer! 😌
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Tbh, her ass too big for this booty short. I need to man up and by her new fits!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Checked myself on the mirror ... Took more than a moment before the words, "OKAY! ENOUGH NARCISSUS!" came off my mouf!!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
@_jephron Oa!! 😂
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
You ever felt like peeing and wished you was so rich, you had a urine bag by your side!? Haha! Oh! That's future me, when Cancer eventually catches up! It's why I'll be here wishing I die young, coz ain't no way I'ma fulfill y'all non-smoker's fucked up paranoic analogies!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Get you a Godfearing Bae. When y'all fight, part ways for a stitch in time, she won't call on the niggas all over her phone, no! She'll call unto God!!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Okay, do you need consent with Bae, when she asleep? Mali si ni yako, ama? 😂 I'd really hate to appear in court, rn.
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
"For a Sicilian, nothing happens out of context!"
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
On this fullmoon, haha 😪 we almost broke up! I mean, that's what I thought, until I went back, nkiwa jing, to pick up my toothbrush and beard comb!! Haha! God's good ...? And, all the time ...?
@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
My Bae's 19. Yexxx!!! 😎
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
You thought it was a street fight, Me najua jujitsu, nakuswitch! Hata uje na visu!! Next nakuadmit hosi, after nimekuacha uki nose bleed! Jua mtu, kabla you raise your fist! Choose your battles, najua ulidhani me softie! Ona sasa wanitafutia P3! But, goodluck with that, snitch!!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Ka wajua umelewa, usianze ushari! Utapigwa, urudishwe sober!!
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
Haha!! Lemme roll back, read, get these bags through this inks. Masomo haiishi!! Where's Mankind, wajue I fucked school, now, I'm waiting for kids!!! Nah! Nah! I'm kidding!! No sex till we legalize this thing. I'm talking about weed. We'd be better off na rings! Kiss me ...
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@ObiStoned
Jogoo LA Shamba™
2 years
This is me making Dad proud, and the internet mad asl!! She legal, though!🤗
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