English Speaker + American Passport + Blue Bottle Coffee = No Permissible Excuses to Not Lock in

@n0w00j Dirty 8*

@nooriefyi @TheCityMentor Thank god for Dolores park

RT @_dcai: 👀

@playboisanjay W tweet

Person: “What’s your favorite beverage?” Me: “San Francisco tap water” #lockedin

RT @slattoclock: @OberoiRajveer bros really about to jaden smith the white rabbit the night

“What do you like to do for fun?” “I like to scroll on Instagram while a youtube video is playing in the background”

Been asking chat GPT for girl advice, it’s doing a much better job than my dumbass friends

“Would you say you live life on the edge?” Yeah I have the same number of hangers as I do jackets

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More money doesn’t always mean more innovation Mr. Spac-alicious

@RobTerrin @zachpogrob Please nobody move to Isla Vista and to become an entrepreneur it’s not gonna work

Seeing all the Techno-Optimist Americans kick into high gear after Deepseek reminds me of being a bench player on my HS waterpolo team… I’m hella supportive and shit but like lowkey I know Shane is gonna be the one to clutch up so I’m just gonna chill and drink Gatorade.