Michael Otis
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Messi gave all the strikers in Europe a month and 3 weeks head start...if he manages to beat them to another European golden boot!....this app won’t contain all of us😂😂
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Barcelona’s wings need unapologetic negro energy, 100% nigga genes…imagine Nico Williams, Yamal, Balde and Kounde on them flanks…throw those soft caucusus mountain dwellers Felix, ferran torres, Roberto and Cancelo away
(🌕) JUST IN: Nico Williams is Xavi’s favorite choice to sign this summer as new left-winger.
@DBR8
@ferrancorreas
#Transfers
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Eto left his “comfort zone”Barca after winning the treble, left Spain Nd went to Italy Nd won back to back trebles buh Ronaldo fans want us to praise their goat for winning just league title (couldn’t even win a double) with juve.something higuain,morata,llorente and tevez did.😂
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Zlatan at the age of 38 playing with an inferior team outclassed your ronaldo. The only person that went to italy to give himself a challenge was zlatan…Ronaldo went there just to ride juve’s domestic title wave.
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Griezmann, Dembele and Alba doing the lords work, sexy silky football😭🙌🏾
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Exactly! can’t have him get injured. we need him fit enough to pass his medical at Juventus when the time comes to trade him for matuidi.💪🏾
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This nutmeg from Yamal is just disrespectful…as punishment we’re adding 7 years to his age. As from tomorrow he’s 23 years old.
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How I wish Ansu Fati could find his old self before it’s too late, him and Balde on that left side….last time Barca’s left flank was blessed with that much melanin we won 6 trophies in 1 year😭
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Wonder why huge clubs aren’t showing so much interest in Ndidi. I can bet my left testicle if his name was Ndidinho Nd he was from the slums of Brazil one bastard club would’ve bid €140 million for him.
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If anyone is starting a career as a professional football player I would advise them to invest in a proper PR team cus that will take you far. Just look at Ronaldo’s case, man some how managed to embezzle 5 ballon d’ors Nd deceived millions into thinking he’s on Messi’s level.
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For any rival fans wondering how Barca were able to register Jules Kounde without making any sales yet, all you have to do is remember how much profit Barca made selling your tears.
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It’s crazy how incredibly mid Portugal are whenever Ronaldo starts for them. At this point I feel the only reason they call him up is to sell seats…man is an instagram model/influencer.
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I’ve said it once Nd I’ll say it again, the only things Ronaldo is better than Messi at is scoring headers and modeling boxers. Apart from that messi is the DON in all other areas....debate with your mums Fallopian tube
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Sergi Roberto, Age: 28
League titles: 6
Champions league titles: 2
Chelsea Football Club, Age: 115
League titles: 6
Champions league titles: 1
Moral of the story....there’s levels to this shit.
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When barca conceded 4 goals in 90 minutes to Liverpool it was all Messi’s fault somehow…buh when juve concede 4 goals in 18 minutes to a bang average milan team y’all want to shift the blame to Sarri??? Bunch of sorry waste yutes the lot of you.
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ANNOUNCEMENT!!! To all the Real Madrid and Ronaldo fanboys who stayed up late to watch barca lose buh witnessed another Messi masterclass..answer me this...ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
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Immobile dominated Italy, went to Germany Nd flopped, came to la liga Nd flopped then returned back to Italy Nd continued his dominance like he never left. But tap in worshippers will tell you “it’s the hardest league to score in”. 🤣🤣🤣
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If it’s not Pique it’s Lenglet, if it’s not Lenglet it’s Alba, if it’s not Alba it’s busquets, if it not busquets it’s Umtiti...we have tooo many high caliber idiots playing in defense for this club. Each of them always has a foolish mistake in them in vital games
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In 2013 Ronaldo finished 15 points behind barca in la liga,bottled the copa del rey final to atletico (a final that was played in Real Madrid’ stadium!),Nd got knocked out of the champions league (got outclassed by lewandowski)...0 trophies Nd yet he still got the ballon d’or🙂
I want to know what Messi has done to win it. Would Ronaldo have won his 6th ballon dor had he only won la liga as top scorer but bottled the Copa Del Rey final, blown a huge lead to Liverpool in the UCL, and had an abysmal Euro? The answer is no, robbery+different expectations
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If you want to prevent Liverpool from scoring put pressure on their fullbacks...Trent is just the English version of sergi roberto, good in attack clueless in defense.
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Aguero shouldn’t worry, I can guarantee he will never cry tears of sorrow after a UCL final at Barca…cus lenglet nd Pique will see to it he never makes it that far in the competition
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@skinnypheel
@LawrenceEbi
Are you an illiterate? I said a month and 3 weeks....Where did you get 3 months from??
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Niggas are really arguing with me bout Neymar being more consistent Nd professional that Ronaldinho?? Ronaldinho at 28 was already finished Nd got shipped off, Neymar who will be 29 next season is still being chased by club. Put nostalgia aside Nd judge with an open mind.
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Atletico Madrid fans saying the hate barca more than Madrid now...the feeling is finally mutual, lol like we would ever like a club that handed Real Madrid two champions league titles.
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I lowkey like how Barca are underdogs no matter what team we get, every other teams fanbases is begging to face us cus we’re “trash and easy” which I agree … BUT my own is who ever gets us BETTER KNOCK US OUT!!! If not this app won’t contain all of us, I’ve said my own😌
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But seriously tho, why is messi tormenting Ronaldo like this...🤣🤣🤣
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Fun facts :
• Diego Simeone has never lost a Champions League knock-out match to a team that doesn’t have Cristiano Ronaldo.😯
• Ronaldo has never lost a champions league final to a team that doesn’t have messi.😁
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Di maria who has played with both of them says messi is the best but Tunji from the slums of Lagos, Nigeria will be chatting shit on twitter wasting the data plan he begged his mum to buy for him.
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Lol Neymar’s 14/15 season >>>>> sadio mane’s last 3 seasons put together.
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messi playing like he’s 28 nd Griezmann playing like he’s 45…
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I thought messi was supposed to be shit outside Barcelona?....I need to stop listening to donkeys who call that Portuguese sexual predator their goat.
Messi becomes the 2nd South American player to score 70 career international goals after Pelé ✅
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Same way Ronaldo has never won back to back to back to back ballon d’ors. You know what else he’s never done? Win back to back to back European golden boots. Now off you go donkey.
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Riqui Puig’s style of play is soo slick nd orgasmic…I think I have a boner.
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I told y’all all semedo needed was the right coach. How can you see the massive difference Nd tell me valverde isn’t the anti christ.
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Coutinho in one game has scored more goals than hazard has in 4 months....hold me😭😭😭
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As long as he has the Barca jersey on he has my full backing.
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Dembele could tear his hamstrings a 1000 times Nd still be the best winger on this team...lord have mercy. Busquets, griezmann Nd De jong were shit today, this draw has at least slapped some of us back into reality. We have shit to work on and we need a mobile pure 9!
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Sooo Buffon his own teammate doesn’t rate him, mourinho who is Portuguese(his country man)Nd also coached him called Messi the God of football, and Real Madrid official twitter page called di stefano their GOAT player....Ronaldo fanboys better be put on suicide watch🤣🤣🤣
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@vallesitja
@Ppesoss
He went out in the semi finals...how is that an early exit you dumb fuck?
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The nerve of Madrid fans taking offense to Barca sacking Valverde, like y’all didn’t hire 3 different coaches last season...fuck outta here🤣🤣🤣
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Mendy : most expensive fullback
Maguire : most expensive Centre back
Coutinho : most expensive midfielder
Neymar : most expensive striker/attacker
Ronaldo : most expensive 34 year old
All have failed to live up to their expectations Nd flopped. Especially the Portuguese.
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Coutinho won more trophies than hazard has goals this season. You 8-2 see it😭😭😭
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This is the second manager to coach Ronaldo buh still admit messi is the best...the first was mourinho! Yet impotent toads want to tell me different.
🗣️ — Allegri: “For me, Messi is the best player in the world.”
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TODAY is the day Messi is to collect his 6th European Golden boot (all time record), mans in a class of his own while his senior of two years is still playing catch up. The real 6 God.
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Barca didn’t lose this League title cus “VAR keeps awarding Madrid penalties”, y’all better dead that idiotic narrative…We lost it cus we’re utter shit. We wouldn’t have to be depending on other teams to take points of Madrid if our useless team was doing the needful
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When you have 6 ballon d’ors you’re free to act how ever you want. other players cannot relate, just ask Ronaldo who tried to form big boy Nd got thrown out by Perez...to add salt to injury they gave his jersey number to a waste man called Mariano just like that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Grown man like me doing a knee slide celebration cus of a goal scored in the copa del rey uno....it will not be well for bartomeu for making me starve like this.
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Mourinho in tier 3!? Holy mother of Christ who ever made this list is mentally unstable.
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If only messi was this wise at a younger age...he’d be a World Cup and euro winner by now.😒
16-year-old Barcelona forward Ansu Fati, born in Guinea-Bissau, is now eligible to play for Spain.
He could take part in the U17 World Cup next month 🇪🇸
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They’ll tell you to come and watch Balde play buh you won’t, when he now wins golden boy award you’ll start crying and comparing him to the useless upcoming prospects in your team…
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United fans thought they would slap atletico just cus they saw Barca do it with ease forgetting we have Gavi and they have Bruno fernandes…we built DIFFERENT!!!
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Messi has gotten the player of the tournament at both the World Cup and the Copa America…Ronaldo can’t say the same. That’s how you tell the difference between “who carries the team” and “who the team carries”.
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After years of multiple embarrassments Nd humiliations...I’m finally enjoying Barcelona games again
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Barca vs Valencia pulled a bigger crowd than Liverpool vs man city, two teams competing for the epl title. Pls wise up.
@phemzades
Even the big teams don't pull crowd. Arsenal VS westham will pull more crowds than Barcelona VS Valencia
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We’ve sent inter to the Europa league for the second season in a row,serves them right from ruining Barca’s chance of winning a champions league title in the Santiago Bernadue in 2010....Nd yes I’m still salty bout that😑
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It’s funny seeing some people say barca are just a spanish crystal palace without Messi buh those same people will comeback Nd say Messi should leave his “comfort zone”....pls I wanna know how carrying a whole club on your back for 10 months is comfortable??
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Messi hired his 2014/15 barber nd proceeds to drop a similar copa del rey final masterclass...it ain’t no coincidence, behind every successful man is a great barber.
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I really really want to know what language Messi and Dembele communicate in
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Among the top 3 clubs in la liga the team that won the title wasn’t the one that scored the most, it was the one that conceded the least…don’t let reactionary fools on this app tell you a striker is Barca’s priority this summer.
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Clubs with the most ballon d’or wins
Barcelona - 12
Real Madrid- 11
Juventus- 8
AC Milan- 8
Messi - 6
Bayern- 5
Man United- 4
Messi before he grew a beard- 3
Liverpool - 1
Inter - 1
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Honestly what’s the difference between Suarez nd Ronaldo…Both still think they can dribble, Both dive like brain dead dolphins and most importantly both like to cover up disaster-classes with a goal or two so that idiots that watch games on can chat bs.
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Imagine being able to count how many ballon d’ors your goat has won on one hand!?....could never be me🤣🤣🤣
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Notice how Messi is the only person in this picture that has:
Reached the finals of both competitions. ✅
Won both competitions. ✅
Scored in the finals of both competitions.✅
Won man of the match in the finals of both competitions.✅
Messi>>>>>>Ronaldo and Mbappe.
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But wait, There are Ronaldo fans that actually thought their boy was the favourite for the ballon d’or this year??? Are we watching the same sport at all?…someone hold me🤣🤣🤣
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I wonder which scenario will hurt Barca fans more...Neymar lifting the UCL with a club that bullied us for him or his “replacement” Coutinho doing the same with a club that handed us a loss that will scar us for life.🤔
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Happy birthday to Griezmann one of the most underrated strikers of the last decade.France’s Golden Child
A EL finalist(winner)
A UCL finalist
A euros finalist
A World Cup finalist (winner)
Top 3 on the ballon d’or poduim(twice!)
..don’t compare him with bums like hazard pls.
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Wow Nd yet he has the same number of ballon d’Ors as Messi ( having to use most of his prime years trying to catch up)...when I say Ronaldo fangirls have no shame y’all will think I’m trolling🤣🤣🤣
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There is something demonic about this black kit, we look invincible. If barca were wearing that pink kit Granada would’ve won this game 3-0.
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Barca Win✅
Griezmann masterclass✅
Messi, Coutinho Nd Braithwaite scored✅
Madrid lost✅
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Remember when Ronaldo fangirls told us messi was stopping dybala from shinning in Argentina?...their idol is outchea literally preventing dybala from scoring. You can’t make this shit up I tell you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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My boyz are back! Two of my favorite wingers are almost match ready😍😍
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If ter stegen was Madrid’s keeper they would’ve started engraving Liverpool’s name on the champions league trophy at half time.
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My toxic relationship with FC Barcelona begins again today. All this mental abuse they’ve put me through Nd yet like Oliver Twist I’m back for more…cus no matter what happens…IT’S BARCA TILL THE DEATH OF ME!
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Pjanic should be starting ahead of busquets. I can’t be the only that thinks this.🤔
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Barca got rid of Eto’o (aged at 28) right after he had his best ever season in a Barca jersey, got rid of yaya toure (aged at 27) who still had a good 5 years in him...why can’t we apply such ruthless in getting rid of Suarez and busquets??
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The trophies we could’ve won, the things we could’ve accomplished...If this Brazilian snake called Neymar hadn’t fucked up what we had.
14th February: PSG 4-0 Barcelona
8th March: Barcelona 6-1 PSG
Barcelona win 6-5 on aggregate.
Where were you? 👏
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Lol, lemme get this straight... messi waited till game week 7 to score his first goal of the season Nd Ronaldo still hasn’t caught up?😂😂
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Eden hazard has been a bigger flop than Coutinho and Dembele, Nd that’s nothing but the truth. I dare a Madrid fan to tell me otherwise.
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Ronaldo ending his year collecting silver medals, while messi outchea taking all major individual honors....as a wise man once said, “ there’s levels to this shit”
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Every time Ronaldo takes a free kick for juve this is the result...
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Mr Champions League uno...I love how Ronaldo fanboys remember football is a team sport every time their goat drops a disasterclass. Now you lot want to acknowledge Modric and Ramos right??
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People still saying we need Neymar....lemme be very honest, if a coach/manager should ever come out Nd say in addition to having Messi, Suarez, Dembele and Griezmann that he still needs Neymar to win the UCL..He should be sacked on that very spot.
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Forget the champions league, if we manage to win just la liga messi should be Knighted by the Queen of England, be given a Nobel peace prize, Nd Antonella should grant him permission to have 3 side chicks (1 Igbo girl, 1 Yoruba and 1 Brazilian).
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Even tho you make life unbearable sometimes Nd frustrate the shit outta me...I just can’t stop loving you.😪
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Neymar, Messi and Ronaldo...all players who toiled Nd slaved all through their careers to get this Nd all my boy did was get on a plane to Russia (all expenses paid courtesy of France) to take his gold medal without breaking a sweat...shits to easy.
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