Supremely-based Jefferson.

@PaperPoverty @LibertyLockPod This. Conspiracy theories focusing on his head flying backwards sound particularly dumb.

@LibertyLockPod His head launched backwards because of physics -- because the exit wound in the front provided a minor bit of thrust. If you're going to conspiracy theorize, fine, but at least get the details correct.

@Whorticulturee Wow...that's creepy AF on his part.

@phantom36438 @simon_my_simon @revokethe2nd @DavidAl60041845 @echoblast99 @JohnWepsterECV Who is Echo? Some random guy who happens to enjoy following Revoke? And I assume I’m James in those posts?

@AleksandraRay_ I did, yep. I think I might be a little rusty, but I could definitely still do it. If I have to choose, though, I’d take all the time spent learning cursive and put it towards learning a foreign language. America is chronically mono-lingual.

@revokethe2nd @DavidAl60041845 @simon_my_simon @echoblast99 @JohnWepsterECV No one believes you. Just stop.

@Hamasaki_mao It’s my caffeine of choice! 私はコーヒーをすきじゃばいでず。🤗

@KingFixxser @revokethe2nd @DavidAl60041845 @simon_my_simon

@TheRealLyna Uhhhh…I can’t. It’s impossible 🤗 There’s only one explanation lol 😇

@KAIRI_official Our Valkyrie. Our goddess. Beautiful and tough as nails!

@CallMeK1123 Isn’t that what a pregnancy test is for? 🤔

@LizzyStarrrdust You’ve made a grievous error — you’re assuming both can’t be true lol

@dosegenderos I hesitate to ask — is that more or less than normal?

@VillainTaraZep 😬 Yikes…

@revokethe2nd @simon_my_simon @DavidAl60041845 @echoblast99 @JohnWepsterECV We’re also aware that alternate personalities can be slightly different…you’re not fooling anyone, least of all yourself. Just give it up.

@simon_my_simon @revokethe2nd @DavidAl60041845 @echoblast99 @JohnWepsterECV We know this isn’t your only alt, Revoke 🤣

@revokethe2nd @DavidAl60041845 @simon_my_simon Mental. When I was younger, I had imaginary friends. Most people do. You’ve taken it a step further by creating fake X accounts and taking offense when people insult them 🤣 My god, is that batshit crazy…

@danielgodfrey @DiscussingFilm WTF…so there’s going to be both Minecraft and Skibidi Toilet movies…can’t say I’m surprised, but…yeah, Arnold face.

@urinalwallpoet @HeidiBriones Patrick, did you graduate high school? The comma there is absolutely necessary. Take it from an editor. Unless you think she's calling you a new kind of idiot, an "idiot though."

@HSugarCookie I feel dudes should send this to all their favorite sex workers 😆