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@NurKhairNade

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I don’t think, therefore I am not.

🇵🇰Islamabad | Peshawar
Joined March 2015
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@NurKhairNade
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9 months
The most problematic World Cup where Zainab was sent back and Rizwan was asked to remove tweets about Gaza + bullied by the crowd, comes to an end with a fan running to the field saying free Palestine and Australia silencing the entire “blue ocean” 🥳
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7 years
Well fuck you I didn't order it online
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3 years
Pak fans big mood
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2 years
We can never explain jhantu space to a non twitter person oof I will ALWAYS cherish this 😂😂😂
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8 years
How a girl should go to her ex's wedding
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9 years
friends who backstab u are just kanjars with khanjars
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6 years
Literally no one else would marry you both except you both
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We are married. Alhamdulillah 🙏
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7 years
Cute how the son was born a day before. Sounds like a devar bhabi plot.
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Good To See Nalayak Beta Working So Hard To Meet Daddy In Finals. Feeling Like A Proud Dad. #BaapBetaFinalMe 😇🙃😂 #ENGvPAK #PAKvENG #CT17
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7 years
#Calibri is our very own Covfefe.
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3 years
Not a cell phone in sight, just people living in the moment
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6 years
“Koi wing reh tou nai gaya”
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7 years
Just came back from all these places🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
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7 years
I honestly want a 🇧🇩 vs. 🇵🇰 final. Don't even want India to reach our level. Hope their overconfidence shatters.
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3 years
A mother and her two children passed away. I’m sure your memes can wait.
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7 years
Maryam Nelson and Nescol Sharif
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@NurKhairNade
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7 years
Aj Bangladesh bhi final main hota agar humare sath hota. 🐸☕️
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3 years
“aM i tHe oNlY oNe nOt ExCiTeD fOr tHe mAtCh?” Yes you are now get off my TL
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@NurKhairNade
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8 years
Yaar Karachi walo os 80% revenue se trophy khareed lo apny liye
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3 years
Broooo chill out why are you trying to convince us you’re poor why are we so imp to you 😭
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3 years
a chronicle of my brother convincing my dad to get him a car “sirf 15 lac me hai, Baba” “beta me phr apni kidney bech deta hoon kyunke baaqi tou kuch nai bacha”
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6 years
Who needs Afridi when you have Sammy
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@NurKhairNade
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6 years
Hello frndz. Pls never share your feelings, your past, your regrets or anything that bothers you with anyone because they will throw it right back at you, in your face someday or another. :)))
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8 years
Imagine if every woman could share her story right under this hashtag, it would depress you all for weeks. #NOTokay
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7 years
Sir, being a septuagenarian, its natural to have antediluvian thoughts but it makes you superannuated.
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7 years
Ye sab tum sab ko pata chalega 18 ko. He who laughs, laughs the last. O sorry angrezi Hai,tum kya samjho! Idiots
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8 years
Islamic Nuclear power. Edhi. Arfa Kareem. NFAK. Largest sea port. Asia's highest railway station. No Omar Imran
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6 years
Yar wtf stop this........
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8 years
Not right to compare Trump with PMLN or Nawaz Shareef because at least Trump won with real votes.
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5 years
Whoever the fuck had a problem with Imran Khan calling them railu kattas...yeah there goes your respectful world class team now
@ImranKhanPTI
Imran Khan
5 years
4/5 1. In order ro have a winning offensive strategy Sarfaraz must go in with specialist batsmen and bowlers because "Raillu Kattas" rarely perform under pressure - especially the intense kind that will be generated today. 2. Unless pitch is damp, Sarfaraz must win the toss & bat
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7 years
Complete his tenure.
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shitposts only
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WHAT CANT MY LEADER DO? <3
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7 years
God Bless Pakistan and Imran Khan. 😍💚
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7 years
My grandmother doesn't fast because she's on dialysis but she eats secretly so that the rest of us don't feel hungry.
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8 years
Mannequin Challenge is so easy, you just gotta act dead on the outside for a while instead of the inside
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6 years
Bet he still knew the difference between proved and prove
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Fun fact Hawkings couldn't proved any of his theory.
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8 years
Men can fix everything if they want to.
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7 years
Kashif Abbasi doesn't want to discuss Ayesha Gulalai's sister, Maria but Ayesha really wants to talk about it. So much for ghairat.
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7 years
Ever met someone who is struggling a lot so you kinda want to be their human shield and protect them even from a small bug:(
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3 years
😂😂😂
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7 years
Celebrations should continue for three days at least, just like Eid. 😍
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6 years
Lmao IK smiling like cry me a river noonies
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7 years
Me: Look Messi got married! 9 y/o brother: He is already married I've seen his kids that's fake news 😅😅😅
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7 years
PTCL BB shaheed
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6 years
My heart is so full. We all came such a long way!!! *group hug with IK and PTI only*
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6 years
Amazing how Reham Khan manages to get sympathy every single time despite literally writing an entire book and harassing all genders, invading privacy only because she says, “Allah apko hidayat dein” haw haye mA sTrOnG wOmAn. She’s smart, keeping her controll and being a hero now
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Raza Ahmad Rumi
6 years
Part II of a desi stalker. It gets more embarrassing here. Good grief.
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7 years
Sister ap thora fuck off ho jaye na please
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Islamabadi Burger: Dad yeh goat ki shit itni round round and small small kyun hoti ha?
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2 years
Feminist icon Shahbaz Shareef is here, now dollar will be at rs. 10 and petrol at rs. 20. Inflation will be nonexistent, our international image will be positive and lastly, a road to hell will be personally constructed by him. 😍
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2 years
3 years since my LASIK and sometimes I still wonder where my glasses are and try to find them for a good 3 seconds
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2 years
Why is everyone getting married at 24? Sab ka demagh satak gaya hai kya?
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7 years
As a woman, I cant trust anyone without proof.
@Saniyazing
Saniya
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Sad how PTI supporter blaming and accusing Ayesha Gulalai for saying things against Imran Khan. As a woman, I believe every word she said.
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6 years
6 hours since Nawaz Sharif is out of jail and we’ve already lost a match to India, when will we understand that this man is sucking the life out of this country
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7 years
Saudi women can run their cars over sexist Saudi men and call it a mere accident YAY
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6 years
The power of mutton pulao
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Peshawar Zalmi
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6 years
Shahbaz Sharif thought he could win from Swat? Lolllll ozaaaa
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8 years
Aj Internet par "failed overseas wannabe Pakistanis" ki list dekh rahi thi jahan 3 degree wale taxidriver ka nam tha
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6 years
Sadaf Kanwal is full of herself i.e shit
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6 years
Our PM believes in climate change unlike the president of United States of America
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6 years
Thank God our country isn’t safe for things like this to happen
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8 years
I was 11 and my Quran teacher told me that I don't have to read my sipaara if I let him touch me. Ofc I was covered.
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7 years
I really need to take care of my anger or else I'll become a high blood pressure patient and die of a heart attack before my 40s
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6 years
Match day with smol men
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Neutral party awaam and I’m-too-good-to-vote awaam are the worst!!!! No brains no balls.
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2 years
I hope Allah removes false hopes from our hearts and bless with complete clarity. What’s worse than dreaming about things that won’t ever happen?
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7 years
Anyone who still has sympathy/support for NS is a real piece of shit. This country doesn't need you pls move to Jeddah asap
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7 years
Really hope Lahore Qalandars never win any PSL. (Ameen)
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5 years
Islamabad k liye agay se uturn le
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Ask your boyfriend to stop replying IF he can ;))))
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7 years
A little drive on the Margalla Road with mountains at one side, no traffic jams and clean air is a proper mood lifter. Love Islamabad.
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“Tawakkul is having full faith that Allah will take care of you even when things look impossible”
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What’s your fav religious quote?
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Imagine if anyone of our cricketers tweeted like Sehwag. We'd have made his account a living meme and begged him to quit twitter.
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Your mcm treats all his 15 girls right. Your mcm is also my mcm.
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Girls who bash each other here all day for rts and their man's approval are saying we believe Ayesha Gulalai cus same gender lol sis pls
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If Maryam Nawaz and Reham Khan are drowning and I can save them both turn by turn, I’d save Maryam Nawaz. Twice.
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Great game Afghanistan but we cant lose to you, not good for the ego
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FAWAD RANA WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN SALMAN IQBAL 💚
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Blocked Annie Shahiwhatever for the eternal peace of my mind and TL.
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Unfollowed Mahira Khan on Instagram in Naya Pakistan
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No idea how any married person despite having an “ok” married life has the nerve/time/space to stick to their phone and casually flirt with anyone online.🤮
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Ronchi still searching for Amir in the crowd :(
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The Eiffel Tower can't go black every time people die in Syria because then it would have to stay black for months.
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Please guys don’t break someone’s heart especially people of the age 22-27. Kaafi traumatic hota hai sab k liye. 🥴🥴🥴
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In Pashto we don’t say “life’s hard when you’re penniless” instead we say “ghareeb tabah de” and I think that’s more accurate.
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I used to think Taylor Swift was the only woman running her career on her exes but then there's her...
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Reham Khan
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How wonderful would it be if Darren Sammy was to lead the Pakistan Team. A captain must be a role model on & off the ground.
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Gali gali main shor hai Maryam k papa chor hai 🙌
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6 years
Yar pls don’t go to weddings recording their dances and posting everything on snapchat. Give the fam some privacy and your stories won’t load anyway.
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5 years
You miss him only when you’re sad and lonely I miss him even when I’m happy and content...we’re not the same
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I have screenshots that can end someone’s 8 year relationship😇
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Beautiful stuff from Kings 2-2 33-3 55-5
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And here Feroz Khan thought people were only exaggerating by not watching teefa in trouble :)))))))))
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Akshay Kumar
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Thank fuck that punjab college girls video doesn’t show their faces and they can be at a little peace from these brain fucked douchebags here
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8 years
Trust me when I say this is Murree.
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7 years
Nobody said that. Take your dividing agenda to Afghanistan.
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Jasim Iqbal
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They call us (Pushtoons) traitors, they don't evn consider us Pakistanies, bt today, Fakhar Zaman showed to everyone that we r Pakistan 💚
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7 years
Tum kitne sasto marogay har ghar se sasto nikle ga
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7 years
15 rozay gone and 0 iftar invitations
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7 years
Not my Queen B, not anymore
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Amir please we’re not India and this isn’t champions trophy, stop already
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So I heard that two guys took pizza from someone at gunpoint in Pindi today? Very inspiring.
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7 years
Usual talk about the usual corruption and usual problems that usually don't get fixed
@TalatHussain12
Syed Talat Hussain
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Imran did the usual. Said the usual in an ordinary gathering. What purpose did it serve is anybody's guess.
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Pakistan Cricket Team consistently winning trophies beautiful and unreal feeling as a fan 😍
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Hamza would've been so proud if he existed
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Why is everyone talking about Pak team making 500 runs? Garmi se demagh kharab ho gaya kya????
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7 years
Looking at the top 4 teams in the PSL table
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7 years
Newbie twitter: mandatory bae posts, hate on relatives, disgusting pick up lines. Not newbie twitter: trash everyone for their opinion.
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