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A club in Daveyton is having a memorial service for the deceased submarine members 😭
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Please open a restaurant & call it Something Simple. We are ready 😭
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Guy cheats = Men are trash
Girl cheats = Daddy issues, it's the guy's fault, Global warming so she needed a guy with a/c, etc
😂
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Beyoncé stans = The B Hive
Rihanna stans = The Rihanna Navy
Bonang stans = "These people"
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Work 🫱🏽🫲🏾 Play
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Life will humble you if you're not too careful. Sad part is Nonhle Thema was really talented.
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Women don't cheat unless we drive them to. They really don't. It's all our fault guys. I swear.
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She was born during a dry November but I still wanted to call her Liyana (It is raining).
I’m not sure if it’s coincidence or not but it poured the week she was born 😅
Happy birthday my baby ❤️
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The moment the company you work for starts running out of things like coffee & sugar, it’s time to update your CV.
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More evidence that being fluent in English can just mean you can say the dumbest shit impeccably well.
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I like MacG so much I’ve booked him during his Rock Da Girls days.
Also, I enjoy his interviews. There’s absolutely NOTHING wrong with that 🤷🏾♂️
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There's being well dressed then there's Oscar Mbo.
Suka emabhozeni 🔥
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Not even separating from your child's mother should deter you from your parental responsibilities.
Being a boyfriend or husband is not a prerequisite to being a parent.
Gents, get heavily involved in making your child a primary priority from birth… it’s a difficult transition to make after the passage of time.
Especially if there was no real reason for not doing so to begin with.
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I wonder which soccer player hit Jabu with the most underrated weapon in SA, exhibit A 📷
#DateMyFamily
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Being in a relationship with the mother of your child is not a prerequisite to being a good father.
If the relationship can't work out, you still need to be there for your child homie.
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Amapiano actually helped us through the pandemic. When we count our blessings, we need to count that genre twice 🙏🏾
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An entire thread yet AKA won't mention that he was late for his set & tried to set up during Black Coffee's 😕
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One thing about my daughter, she will smother my mother with love ❤️
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It’s the way she says “daddy” for me 😍
Melts my heart every single time ❤️
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If Jay Z cheated on Beyoncé there is literally little to no hope for you ladies. 😔
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Your vocabulary has very little to do with how smart you are. You can very easily be a well spoken, fluent idiot.
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Deleting hundreds of pics is probably the hardest part in any breakup.
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No shade against Bonang but she is not a radio DJ, she is a radio personality. Dineo Ranaka is a radio DJ! Respect the craft.
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The irony is they are probably as qualified to be crime wardens as John Steenhuisen is to be a leader 🤷🏾♂️
“What did Panyaza Lesufi do? He took your tax money to buy ill-fitting PEP Stores uniforms for untrained cadres and pretended that they were “crime wardens.” What kind of person pulls a drunkard out of a shebeen, gives him a uniform and a weapon, and then unleashes them onto a
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I feel like Kelvin Momo gets it. He needs to teach our brothers in the game 😭🔥
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Happy birthday Gogzin. One of the capital’s best exports. God bless & keep you 🙏🏾
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Congratulations Heidi. Nobody deserves this more than you 🤞🏾🙌🏾
It really is a big deal to have been selected to be part of the
#IMF
Fellowship this year. An amazing opportunity to also represent SA & ENCA. Best week in Washington D.C I’ve worked exceptionally hard and forever grateful to be able to be a journalist. Onwards and upwards ❤️💫
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Being in a relationship with the mother of your child is not a prerequisite to being a good parent.
Your seed should ALWAYS come first!
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My main priority is to make sure this little girl reaches her full potential ❤️
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Bongani Fassie's attempt at a come back is like Ashifashabba dissing Trevor Noah, Trevor Gumbi & Mpho Pops to make a come back 😒
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Oscar Mbo is possibly the coolest guy right now. I definitely fucks with his energy 👌🏾
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Ace Magashule has a point. Large white owned corporates commit way more fraud.
They are literally the custodians of collusion & embezzlement 🤞🏾
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Hun: Come over, I'm bored.
You: I don't know that area, send location
Whatsapp:
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Girlfriends deserve all the spoils. E-Wallets, Cashsends, flowers, dinner dates, nice things, international vacations, short lefts, all of that & more.
GIRLFRIENDS!!!
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Just imagine a conversation between Nota, Nhlanhla Lux & Vusi Thembekwayo.
Imagine the “facts” that would come out of there 😂
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It feels like we were hanging out at the back of the station on campus just the other day. All those roadshows & activations went by so quickly. Look how everyone has grown since then.
All you ever wanted to do was work 😅 I wouldn't swap all those memories for anything 🙂❤️
Today I want to share my graduation photos. We’ve recently moved and I came across all my photos and notes. Just took me down memory lane and how hard I’ve worked to get here.
As tough as journalism is, I’m glad I am here 🙌🏼✨❤️
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@DJAnkletap
I remember how you used to admire Jah Seed, Admiral & DJ Sbu for serving
@Yfm
so long & how you’d have to leave before you’re 30 as it’s a “Youth radio station”
All the dudes above have one thing in common. Their talent & pull kept them at the show that long.
Kudos.
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You know when you ask for a raise & it's declined then you get a better offer elsewhere & your company wants to counter offer all of a sudden?
Reminds me of being in a relationship with someone that takes you for granted till competition comes along.
Leave! No matter the offer!
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Gay guys are not vampires. They won't bite you & turn you gay okes. Calm down 😂
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@Rochelle__Meyer
Investing in a restaurant run by you is not a bad idea at all.
Ke bo kae so? 🤔
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If you know of anyone that is interested in studying medicine this year with a 72%+ average that requires funding, please let me know.
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If your wife woke up this morning to go to pilates in her Range Rover while you you take the kids to swimming lessons in whatever the hell you drive, you are living my dream.
The Range is the only important car in this story.
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Broke a full bottle of Remy right at the entrance of the last Rochelle’s Table I went to.
Her dlozis didn’t want a tot, they wanted the whole thing! 😩
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Being offended about a generalization about men to the point where you have to defend us says a lot about you.
You're offended because the shoe fits & you're actually trying to defend yourself 😌
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Black people are the most animated, most beautiful, funniest people worldwide 😂😂😂
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Ask your friends if they’ve taken care of their kids’ needs before they chip in for a bottle at the club.
Always ask. Make going out uncomfortable for them!
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So many of you don't have private lives because you divulge everything about yourself on the Internet. Respect your privacy.
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@KMalatji
Thank you for being one of the founding fathers to our city’s greatest attraction. From HCP to Fontein & All White, thanks for all the memories.
To the architect behind some of the most beautiful smiles our city’s ever seen, Happy birthday. God bless you king 🙏🏾
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People forget to pick up their kids from school. People forget 🤷🏾♂️
HOW TF DO YOU FORGET TO TEXT SOMEONE YOU'RE GENUINELY INTERESTED IN?
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Unless you pray for a sugar daddy
#SayNoToDaddies
#FeesWillFall
“
@__Senz
: God will answer all your prayers.”
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