Nathaniel Foster
@Notsogreatnate
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Gridnr needs to add a “I’m JUST drunk enough that if you message me RIGHT now I’d probably sleep with you but if it’s five minutes later I’ll be too tired” button
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Me at 2:34 AM to the hot guy on my Grindr grid who was “online fourteen minutes ago”
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It’s hard to believe that all these 29 year olds on Euphoria are 17... but I’ll do it. What I won’t do is believe that a high school theatre has the male actors to spare to allow for them to cast one of them in drag as Lexi’s mom
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Mike Faist doesn't have a personal life section on his Wikipedia, but he was a Newsie so I know one of you knows
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Me yesterday: Omg I’m buying 15 dollars of AMC for the memes. This is funny!
Me Today: DO NOT SELL! DOWN WITH THE RULING CLASS.
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Somewhere Lea Michelle is frantically learning to read just so she can read these Funny Girl reviews
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Here’s the tea for those casting and writing these new ~queer coming of age films~ white twinks weren’t pretty in high school. Ask any white twink you know what they looked like in high school they did not have perfectly quaffed hair or wear jean jackets, or love themselves.
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I have a play reading in eight days and I haven’t written the play
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An astoundingly hot man is on the train reading a Strange Loop playbill, how do I turn this into a meet cite ASAP
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16 year old Nate tried to off himself cause he didn’t feel like he had a place in the world. 22 year old Nate just kissed the CUTEST boy in Hells Kitchen the day before he goes to Juilliard to attend a conference for influential young artists so does that count as a glow up?
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I MADE OUT WITH A MAN AT THE BAR WHO SAID “I’ve needed to go home but I wanted to wait to see you again.” And while we were making out my grandma called to wish me a happy new year and I ignored it and he said “bitch call your grandma I’m not leaving” WE GETTING MARRIED YALL.
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Two years ago I wrote a play that was a love letter to my younger self. The play I would’ve needed when I was 16. I never thought it would see the light of day. Today I signed the contract for its first production. Thinking about 16 year old Nate a lot today... Thankful for him.
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Sharpay is that bitch but she is a lover at her core. Rachel Berry would kill you with her bare hands for an ensemble role in her community theatre production of Music Man.
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I never came out to my dad and today after I posted that I was in a relationship on Facebook he called and when he could tell I was nervous he said “ I don’t care about that, I care about my kid. That I didn’t know what was going on in his life.” And now I’m crying in the club
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When you get to
@tylersunderland
Ty Tea and you’re the only gay in pants so you get your house keys and make it work.
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Waiting patiently for Claudia Conway to leak Nevada's electoral results on her Tik Tok
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An unforeseen perk of dating a professional harpist right now is that he does a lot of playing from home so sometimes I get classical accompaniment for my daily task and I can pretend a beautiful Victorian maid who has just locked eyes with a young lord while I do the dishes.
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Making remote learning an option instead of a mandate means rich white people who can afford nanny’s and tutors and can work from home will do it and children from underprivileged homes won’t and the goverment will blame those families instead of creating infrastructure for them
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Got this email and took this picture, I really said Playwright/Hot Girl
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A while ago I cried to my mom because I won’t have a child or get married so I felt I won’t ever be able to give my family something to celebrate and tonight I arrived in Texas to a surprise party for my play “Gummy Worm” winning the encore award at the Hollywood Fringe Festival
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Damn UNCO STAD class of 2020 REALLY had that fuckshit. Like I bitch about that school but y’all got West Side drama freshman year, Matthew Drama sophmore year, David drama Junior year and then a whole ass pandemic senior year. I’m so sorry y’all.
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I’ve never seen
@MaiselTV
and I started it tonight because I was in a state of crisis and it is rescuing me.
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Started Interview with a Vampire (ten years late) but I would’ve also let this man turn me into a vampire
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Do you ever just remember a very specific moment of trauma from your childhood randomly and you’re just like ohhhhhhhhhhh
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Now that this out and about I feel the need to let y'all know a UNCo alum worked as the casting associate for this and when she emailed UNCo during their search for the lead they didn't respond! In case you thought that school cared about you cause you were a performance major!
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Y’all oh my fucking god I forgot to quit one of my jobs in Texas (cause like it was seasonal sports work so I wasn’t really working when I moved.) and they just texted me asking me to work this weekend and I have to tell them I LEFT THE STATE AND FORGOT TO QUIT
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I’m at The Tank and a discreet man is zero feet away from me on Grindr, like diva how are you discreet, but you’re at Midnight Coleslaw
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I signed my first New York City lease today and I need a FUCKING DRINK
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My mother would force us as children to pray anytime we passed a car accident, just a short “lord be with them” diddy and I think it was the greatest childhood lesson I learned not for its religious aspects but because it taught me that everyone is worthy of empathy.
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I broke my Public ID using it to jimmy this McDonald’s bathroom lock because the manager wouldn’t open it for this woman experiencing homelessness to pee and honestly I feel like it’s what Joe Papp would’ve wanted.
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I hope the English professor at UNC who told her students they were not allowed to call her Mrs. because “it was much easier to get married than it was to get a doctorate” is having a great day.
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Who is going to tell all my theatre friends who thought having a stick up their ass and crucifying themselves for their craft made them better than everyone else, that the only way to get work anymore is to be funny online?
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“ Hi Nate, we notice during the second act you just stop using punctuation... was that an artistic choice?”- Actual email I got from a theatre doing one of my plays.
#ItWasnt
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Manifesting getting staffed on a CW show that shoots in Canada so I can get the FUCK out of America
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All national boyfriend day has shown me is that every single wonderful woman I know is eleven times hotter than her boyfriend 🤷🏽♂️
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I’m so sorry this is hottest photo anyone has ever taken of me
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Maybe I’ll come out to my family (that very much knows I’m gay but I never officially came out to) at Christmas just for the DRAMA
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Okay other children of divorce do you ever like... forget that some people’s parents aren’t divorced...?
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I owe UNC $112 in unpaid parking tickets and cost of graduation and they won’t send me diploma until I pay it, so I guess I’ll never get to hang my diploma on the wall. Oh NO.
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Sometimes I think about HOW Amy Adams doesn’t have an Oscar then I remember that the acting professor at my college who rejected her from the program when she was young is the same age as most of the academy voters and I go... oh.
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Theatre is so fucking subjective that I did an intensive with a playwright and in his notes he said “This is one of the greatest short plays I have ever read” and that same play didn’t make it past the first round of selections for an award NAMED FOR AFORMENTIONED PLAYWRIGHT
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How did ya bitch secure a full-on theatre admin position in the middle of a global pandemic? Honestly, the other girls just aren't doing it like me.
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I hate people who take theatre so seriously and are flesh and blood, sweat and tears for your craft kind of people. We literaly do what seven year olds do on the playground everyday at recess... and the tea is, they do it better.
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I am color blind so as long as these bitches keep doing their gender reveals with light pastel colors I will continue to be immune to the concept of performative gender
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Me listening to “Dog Days are Over” knowing damn well they are not and I will be just as miserable tomorrow.
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Okay people who still live in Greeley I need to know, How is Seth doing? I miss that man every day.
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The real lesson of Avatar is that women are literally superior at everything. Toph? Katara? Azula? Kyoshi? Suki?
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I actually kinda hate when Mercury leaves retrograde cause now I just have regular depression instead of ✨Space Depression™️✨
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I get to be a guest lecturer (for two dramaturgy lessons) at UNC next semester and honestly it feels very validating and I am so excited to be a guest for the theatre studies students because I cannot wait to til those lil babies their work is so valid and also so marketable!
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not the WHOLE ASS UNIVERSITY OF NORTHERN COLORADO calling me to tell me I owe them $132. Girl it has been YEARS move ON. I have.
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There is nothing worse than realizing who the killer is 2/3s of the way through a Criminal Minds cause you finally remember you deff watched it at 3 PM on TNT that one day you stayed home sick in the eight grade.
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The people across from me on the train are reading playbills that have my name in them and it’s FUCKING ME UP. This is wild. SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD NATE COULD NOT HAVE DREAMED.
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Is it just Scorpio season or did I really just get turned on when this frat boy said " yes sir" when I asked him to sign for his delivery?
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This
@FleaTheater
Twitter take over is more dramatic and dynamic than like half the shows The Flea produced last year.
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Gay culture is giving the “ bro nod” to someone who you made out with 8 hours ago when you walk past him cause his friends are there.
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Saving the new season of Emily in Paris for when I need it most, like it’s the last xanax in a bottle that doesn’t have a refillable prescription
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British Boy is getting his masters right now and his school is moving all online. I swear to god if 2020’s next plot twist is my fucking boyfriend getting deported I’m going to LOSE. IT.
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“I know Santa’s real cause you can’t afford these presents”- my cousin dragging my aunt at 9:36 A.M. this morning.
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How am I sitting here at two AM on this the ninth day of March waiting for a text back from some mother fucker who never deserved my text in the first place? Excuse you drunk Nate. Do better.
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Remember that mostly we think universal health care is unachievable because of the high price of health care, when in reality health care is a lot less expensive when big Pharma isn’t selling their drugs at a 300% mark up ❤️❤️❤️
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I wonder if the woman who just hit on me at the gym is aware that I am most definitely doing leg lifts to Selena Gomez’s bop of the century “Naturally”
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This is what happens when you hate the gays and defund the arts ❤️
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Once I’m famous Ima produce this tv show I wrote called “Faggot” partially cause I love it, partially cause I wanna profit of my high school trauma and partially to make straight people uncomfy when they have to announce it at award shows.
@netflix
this is my pitch thx in advance
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My therapist and I are currently working through how UNC ruined my faith and perception of myself as an artist so y'all are going to have to forgive any fuck UNC tweets that come out of me in the forthcoming weeks. I know I said I was done, but damn y'all really were fake.
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Happy Cancer season I’m going to book a ticket to fly home to Vegas in October JUST to go see a show at my high school, becuase it’s the week after my show opens at Penn State and I want to tell my high school theatre teacher who told me I was a talentless brat in person ❤️
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I cannot believe Dear Evan Hansen is closing, how will the BFA twinks find boyfriends now?!
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I do humble brag posts often because I am self-conscious that people don't respect me as an intelligent and successful artist because of my messy and fun personality so here is a reminder I was a Kennedy Center Playwriting Fellow and also the funnest bitch at the party
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OKAY but remember when that huge rainstorm hit and the ceiling of the mall collapsed and let in all that water? This isn’t TOO far fetched.
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I need everyone to know that the whole ass University of Northern Colorado called me yesterday in the MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC to ask about the money I owe them.
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Some of the girlies in Bushwick are going to be very upset when my new play drops
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We didn’t practice social distancing during the UNCO PVA chylmadia outbreak of 2017 and look how that turned out.
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Unearthed the memory yesterday that a girl transferred into my HS theatre, starting receiving threatening notes in her backpack, blamed the VP of the thespian club, got said VP kicked out of the school, became the thespian club VP and later revealed she wrote the notes herself
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I hate that, for me, UNC’s dance program was so disheartening and toxic because I just had the most healing dance class of my life and I literally feel like a new person and I’m sad I didn’t get to spend more time exploring.
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Modern Take?!?! On 2001?!?!?! I’m going to throw myself into the Hudson
alexa demie’s modern take on the princess diaries (2001) poster, shоt by raoúl alejandre
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One day I will write a tell all book about working in Manhattan fine dining and it will be titled “if you can afford to bring a very expensive prostitute to my restaraunt you can afford to tip 20%”
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One of my favorite things to do is to break the attitude that I see at UNC sometimes where people shit on people who “ party to much” bitch I’m a national ranked playwright, I’ve directed four successful productions and I’m blacked in Padre what’s good.
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I got a weighted blanket, air pods and a leather bound journal for Christmas so uh yea I’m ready for New York
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OKAY IF I MAKE THIS TOXIC RELATIONSHIPS BRACKET Y'ALL ARE NOT ALLOWED TO CANCEL ME
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There are so... so many competent people... with backgrounds in infectious disease and global health... and not one single member of the Biden family...
The Biden-Harris transition has announced its Covid-19 Advisory Board:
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Signed a lease for an apartment with this rooftop today ❤️❤️. Truly the most stressful fucking week of my life but I’ll be the newest baby in the East Village next week.
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I don’t want a breather. I want it GONE. shut it OFF and run magnets over the hard drives it’s stored on!!! Goodbye!!!! I hate it!!!!!
I feel like just a few months ago, AI was kind of a joke. Now it’s making graphics, being integrated into search engines and work applications, making movies, possibly getting to write screenplays. Like, let’s take a breather.
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Literally so bored I think I'm going to apply to Julliard, even though the thought of going to grad school makes me wanna throw myself into a fiery pit of flames.
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The white gay at this Black Trans Lives matter march realizing his sign said “Martha P. Johnson” instead of “Marsha P. Johnson” and quickly searching for a sharpie to change it is better performance art than I will ever create.
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Okay I know NOT ONE PERSON had Osama Bin Laden's niece endorsing trump on their 2020 bingo card.
Osama bin Laden's niece says only Trump can prevent another 9/11
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Hello, take solace in the fact that you are having a better day than the woman whose boyfriend just asked for a private and quite table so he could break up with her ❤️
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I haven’t had to take Xanax since I moved to New York, the move has really helped me mentally. And tonight I was really not doing great and I’m proud to report that I took a xanax and I feel so much better and taking medication for your mental illness is totally okay and valid.
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Y’all ima say it. The four plays I wrote after my break up Sophmore year ( Icarus and The Sun, Funny, I Love You Doesn’t Count if You say It During Sex, To the Moon and Back) all fucking slapped and that was the only good thing to come out of that relationship
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