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@Notorious_VIII

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3 years
no petrol? how are the boys gonna do laps of ladypool road now
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5 months
Bro just showed all her dms are full of men 😭😭😭
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They want me to get Premium 😭😭😭 Twitter is a joke now...
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1 year
Miamis Fried Chicken
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1 year
Having kids before 25 is scary bruv. Wdym I need to share the PS5
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Seeing Non-Hijabis turn to Hijabis on twitter is such a beautiful transformation
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@Notorious_VIII
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1 year
Why do women feel the need to tell the world they are "curvy". You have a circle use it and have some haya
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having a curvy body is a blessing and a curse at the same time
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5 years
@Jhus Swear he comes back to tweet after his iPad had recharged 🤣
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
Girls: I only tapped the curb The car:
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Pandemic be hitting hard for some of us 💔💔
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Why do people pay extra for international calls? Just turn on airplane mode
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3 years
Even the Earth tried to wipe East London off the map 😭😭
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Haram relationship? Just say bismillah my g x
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4 years
"boys can't multitask" tell me why I'm balancing 4 hoes rn then?
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Just finished watching 8 hours of Madeleine McCanns documentary I think I've watched her more than her parents did 😩😩😩
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
"TRUMP 2020" relax bro it's finna be "TRUMP 1946-2020" real soon
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Twitter is all fun and games til your cousins find your account
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@Notorious_VIII
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11 months
@4mxrioo I get your point but we all know he gets suspended by Liverpool if he condemns Israel and he is likely donating a significant amount towards Gaza relief. So condemnation outright might actually do more damage in terms of the aid Gaza probably gets from him
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@Notorious_VIII
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1 year
Birmingham is not real wdym our council is declaring bankruptcy 😭😭😭
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Government should make U-turns part of the driving test since they love to do it so much
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
when it goes from “i need to pray” to “i want to pray” you’ve won
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Girls be called Noor and still be fat as fuck
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Imagine calling the suicide hotline and they tell you “hang on” dfkm literally 💀💀
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
im just "bismillah-ing” my way through life rn
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4 years
I think I won the accent challenge
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4 years
Dfkm even Drake knows Hamzas are fboys 😭
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Allah has protected us from so many things we didn’t even know about and He has blessed us with so many things we didn’t even pray for
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4 years
If you don't laugh at your own jokes you ain't funny
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
"What do you get an asian girl as a gift?" Iron tablets bro. Iron tablets.
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@Notorious_VIII
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1 year
I miss the days when people wouldn't post about their haram relationships it's not a flex having a boyfriend / girlfriend bruv
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
"He said he doesn't have insta" Girls:
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@Notorious_VIII
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2 years
You gotta be a sick level of down bad to send someone you've met online brownies 💀
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
If they don't remember this they too young for you
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4 years
Mfs be unemployed getting girls pregnant... like bro how your sperm gonna work but you don’t???
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
Vaccinated or not, don't fall in love.
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
May Allah keep you happy always. May Allah shower you with all the greatest rewards. May Allah give you barakah. May Allah keep your heart clean. May Allah give jannahtul firdous to your and family. May Allah protect you always. May Allah never remove you from the right path.
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
What was everyone's first iPhone?
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
@Nafisahx17 @0sabah2 Remembering letter things 😍😍😍😍 Remembering Little things 🤢🤢🤢🤢
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
How do people save themself as their own screensaver??
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Starting 2021 with 5 prayers everyday all year inshallah
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4 years
If you don't watch Brooklyn Nine Nine is everything okay at home?
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3 years
Like to join a gc
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4 years
How can you be Muslim and have a Christmas tree????
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4 years
@King_Mxnny Getting a ruler 😳
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Nandos for £2? Even the homeless are gonna be queuing up next to me
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Bitch best be on time from now on
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4 years
40 followers to hit 1k before 2021? 😩
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Mum: Don't talk to strangers Me: Isn't everyone a stranger at first?
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Imagine not having a cat. how CATastrophic 🙈
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Brought her some tea but didn't have no sugar because I am the sweet one 🙈
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
I can promise you he cares now
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Imagine bleeding every month just grow some balls LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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3 years
Like to join a gc
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4 years
If 2020 was a chocolate
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1 year
I disagree if she's fat we defo can only be friends
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3 years
We need to start the #BoycottFrance trend again fr
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
A persons energy can make them hella attractive even if they are clapped I said what I said ✋🏼
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4 years
Rinsing a song til your bored of it is therepeutic
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Nothing more poetic than a rapist getting stabbed as soon as they hit prison
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Like to join gc
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
All these storms? Why don't the government put wind turbines down and lower the FUCKING ENERGY PRICES
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3 years
Like to join GC and that
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Are you a toothbrush because I want Oral B
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Mandem have 2 months to get cuffed
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See you in November!
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What does Jeff Bezos do when he's tired? He puts his pyjamazon
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3 years
Hear me out. Flirting. But as friends.
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4 years
Happy birthday to me big 20 🥳🥳🥳
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3 years
me: i’m actually happy rn life: wait a sec
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
iPhone 12 users gonna be like the battery life real good mfer it better be good if it comes with no charger 😭😭😭😭
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Do you think the Jinn stay up everynight and share scary stories on us?
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4 years
Twitter is so entertaining when you are on the toilet
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4 years
Imagine your card declines at the hospital and the doctor shoots you with the bullet removed
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4 years
Like for a suprise #YouJustStartedaBook
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4 years
Lockdown has made it so I'm tired but cba to sleep?
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4 years
Real asian love is when your dad offers you food at 12am
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4 years
My new years resolution: TO BE FUCKING LET OUTSIDE
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4 years
I'm a Twitter virgin. My tweets don't bang! 😔🤚
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
My therapist told me time heals all wounds so I stabbed him. Now we wait 🙈
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4 years
Someone really convinced me WAP was wudu and prayer 😭😭😭
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Got kicked out the hospital. All I said to the COVID patients was to stay positive in these tough times???
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3 years
She spits in your food I spit in her mouth we are not the same
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4 years
Life was good when IT Lessons started like this
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
ITS TIME TO SAVE ON PLASTIC #SaveTheTurtles
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@Notorious_VIII
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2 years
When someone watches me do something
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@Notorious_VIII
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8 months
Somalis are everywhere man 😪
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Queen of Denmark announces abdication live on TV
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
I can only do 5 pushups so be kind. You got til 11:30 😪
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Turning your notifs off for social media is the best thing you can do btw
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3 years
The way Twitter will unite if Arturo in Money Heist dies
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3 years
Eid Breakfast is literally Kebabs, Samosas, Biryani/Brown Rice, Spring Rolls and Chicken Wings and I live for it 😩🙏
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4 years
How to tell the tl I like being on big balls
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Always wanted to go on total wipeout just to jump across this
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"Who here speaks another language?" White kids turning to the ethnic one:
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What do Muslim photographers call themself? I-smaeel
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@Notorious_VIII
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You’ll know what their intentions are by their actions
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@GRMDAILY J Hus Dave Fredo Mostack M Huncho
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@Notorious_VIII
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3 years
United fans really united their jummah duas for CR7 😭😭
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
In fairness she didn't cap 💀💀
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4 years
"How ugly are you?" Me: "I use filters when taking pictures with a mask LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL"
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@Notorious_VIII
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2 years
Don't forget that your wife will be the rolemodel of your daughter so choose the right rolemodel
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@Notorious_VIII
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4 years
Bait people on this app complain when insta don't give credit mf you stole it yourself 🤣🤣
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