She's A. Witch
@NotaSuperHeroB
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I'm not really a 🧙♀️. Some people just think so. Here for the hilarity. I'm boring, save that follow. 😉 Chaotic Good: Good intentions, Questionable methods
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Man Vs 🐻 Scale
Man Addition:
The amount of 🐻 I would choose based on type of man.
🐻 This is the Good man. You still chose the bear, but he gets it without explanation. If you got to know this man in a social setting first, this man would be chosen without hesitation.
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@FordJohnathan5
Isn't it a felony at this point? I am not good with lawyer language 😊, but that is what it looks like to me.
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@D_R_Berry
@slutriarch
@brokebackUSA
Damn, Dena. Did you just admit you can't tell the difference?
That's a step in the right direction. You're getting there!
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@weenus69420
@kentuckyliz2
@AngelaLovesNY
Says the guy so fragile that he is worried that he isn't necessary .
Hint: your type isn't
😇
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@PopularLiberal
My cousin used a dating app, and he said it was a common disqualifier. Women were putting on their profile that maga men need not apply.
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@RiverfrontTimes
The difference noted between the two parties' reactions to white supremacists trying to get on the ballot is as different as night and day.
Republicans are the party of the white supremacist.
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@DocWhatever
@notcapnamerica
You don't make racist comments to "be someone you're not."
You make racist comments because you're a racist.
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@FordJohnathan5
Who else thinks that this is really a little bit of the laundry list of evidence he has against Donald Trump?
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@ra1derjake9990
@JoJoFromJerz
Someone who put MAGA in his screen name is talking about TDS...
Irony is not dead.
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@Terryyyvibez
@JLRINVESTIGATES
What students? Are the students in the room with you, or is this another "Trust me Bro" situation?
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@PABHarp
@Jambreman
Her husband isn't obligated to help a neighbor. You should know that. Trumpers don't give a shit about their neighbors. Just let them drown.
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@Chris_English_1
@_celia_bedelia_
@smugglycorrect
Are you drunk right now? What in the fuck does your post have to do with the subject? Jesus Christ. If you can't keep your neurons firing long enough to get from the top of the page to the reply button, you need to get your brain checked. That fucking thing is smooth.
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@Jhostin_R_M
@kate_manne
So you're fake? You're ashamed of your true self, so you hide it? That's an interesting flex.
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@_celia_bedelia_
Omg.
I am just going to assume every damn person who is trying to correct you washes their dirty underwear in public bathrooms.
Blood is ALWAYS considered a biohazard. Do they think these are marked biohazard because of the medicine that was in them or... 🤔
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@_celia_bedelia_
I can't believe this is still happening. I thought everyone knew blood was a biohazard. How can people be functioning adults and not know this? How do you get through high-school health classes and not know this? How is anyone born after the 70s not aware of pathogens in blood?
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@nutzo4horses
Talk to him. Sit down and have him list, on paper, all the reasons he is voting for Trump. Be ready to fact-check him, but do it with patience. I'm not saying let him disrespect you and just sit there, just in case that is the situation.
Good luck.
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@FordJohnathan5
Thank you. I just feel like if it isn't, it should be. Her life is in danger every day from his cult. When he tweets, the danger intensifies.
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@TEAMMAGAKI50985
@onmytitswhaaaat
@Richard93576679
This is from the UK and the year 2016. Why lie, Qqunt?
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@piper4missouri
If it wasn't for you, Jess, most of Missouri wouldn't have realized what they were doing to our schools. Thank you. You put up with so much . You are appreciated.
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@KingArrogancex
@FlowIrec
@yan_pagh
@Death2Misogyny
Bears understand boundaries
It's why we choose the bear.
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@cloudyplanettt
@_celia_bedelia_
Wrong answer.
Funny, you should use 75% in your incorrect data.
Because 75% is an actual statistic in bear attack analysis. You're 75% like to survive a bear attack.
Change that to an attack by a stranger, the numbers flip almost perfectly.
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@MTGrepp
@Jim_Jordan
He didn't run. He tapped his associate when your name was announced and walked out. He doesn't respect YOU, but no one really does. 🤣
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@xgigglypuff
I'm 5000 years older than you are, and they still pop into my DMs... yours must look like hell. I'm sorry. You're tough as hell, though. Not your mom, but I'm proud of you.
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@PopularLiberal
Oh, the Huckabee family is well known for helping sexual predators... this is not surprising.
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@4HumanUnity
@RepMTG
People seem to forget that Trump's transition team refused to do security briefings. Biden DID NOT KNOW Trump didn't have a withdrawal plan. Something that should have been planned before the first withdrawal wasn't planned at all.
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@Glinner
I don't know any woman depressed over this.
Every woman I know is fine.
Why aren't you?
Did someone kick you in the insecurity?
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@JDVance1
Why are you actively searching for these things? Do you always actively search for things that are disgusting to you?
Weird.
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@Terryyyvibez
@CapriMilanRome
@JLRINVESTIGATES
And the counselor immediately went looking for the kid... The mother didn't say anything about her son shooting up the school when she called. Y'all are reaching so hard you're gonna pop a joint.
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@Loco4Boca
@ValentinaForSOS
@piper4missouri
You make me realize Missouri has a lot of work to do. We obviously aren't raising kids with morals and values.
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@piper4missouri
Not a single person who claims that can give a personal example. Not one. It's always something they heard from someone else. 🙄
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@Logically_JC
@marcorubio
Why would God protect Trump and not the person killed behind him? That's weird, Marco.
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@prax_ben
@esjesjesj
The reason you see an increase and a leveling of left handedness is because teachers stopped forcing left-handed children to write with their right hand because being left-handed was "evil" or considered a disability.
It's the same thing: Acceptance of who a person is.
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@AndreewGill
@ChaosRocket
@_celia_bedelia_
Why are you killing the bear or a man in the forest if they aren't attacking you? You have never been in a forest, have you?
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@HeightsVillage
@Setzer7777
@gypsysoul214
@JessPected
Literally described a sexual assault.
The fact that you don't KNOW that is sexual assault is the problem.
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@notcapnamerica
I like the smell of soap. This is such a weird thing to say.
I prefer it to the aggressive odors of wet dogs wearing too much Old Spice.
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@rydethesnow
@7Veritas4
"Held legally responsible" is enough. Civil trials do not have "guilty" verdicts, but the jury is held to a preponderance of the evidence. Key word: Evidence. Trump had a chance to appear in his first trial to defend himself. He declined. 🤷🏼♀️
Accountability is new for him, cope.
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@meiselasb
Don't forget about the knives. The knives piss me off the most, and I have no idea why. It just seems so frivolous and shallow. 16 knives to stab all of Arkansas in the back, I guess, is a pretty good deal. Republicans are good at budgeting!
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@AllenDMartin
@PheonixRising50
@GEDSB
You think slut shaming and rape are gender studies?
I think we have identified the problem.
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@BenBergquam
@theangriestbuni
You found people from other countries in an airport? No way, dude!! An AIRPORT?!?! With a shit ton of security? You should be terrified. Absolutely terrified. Because if I am going to sneak into a country, which is what you are implying, I probably wouldn't use an airport.
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@Chesschick01
@krassenstein
@CommunityNotes
Where is yours that she doesn't?
People like you made an America Rugby star cry.
It's gross.
So fucking gross.
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@mamashelly76
@yougotconned
@BallonaWetlands
@simonateba
Did you follow the trial? Trump lost because he assaulted a woman. Two juries agreed that was true based on a preponderance of evidence. Trump had the chance to appear in the 1st trial. He declined b/c, in a civil trial, you can't plead the 5th without looking guilty AF. 😉
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@RozzaKat13
@kylegriffin1
You still can't do revenge porn, Kat.
If you lost your phone and someone posted your nakies, they have committed a crime, Kat.
It's a crime, Kat.
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@UsBurning
@DogginTrump
Sorry, no. We are giving money to Harris, not being paid to go to a Trump rally.
Thanks for the invite, though. It's not a bad hourly rate for a side hustle
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@ItsLaneKoch
I'm voting for Kunce, and I'm a generational Missourian. Why would I vote republican after 20 years of them running MO into the ground?
We rank towards the bottom in every metric. MO is 3 steps from being Gilead without the mansions.
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@ghosttberg
@notcapnamerica
I have a job, and he has 2 hands and a working brain. My man can fix his own plate. He is talented that way.
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@Timoe2371
@EndWokeness
Wait... I didn't know getting higher was part of the deal.
I've wasted my life!
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@piper4missouri
It was such an obvious and badly planned attempt to discredit you. That means you are WINNING
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@GovParsonMO
@RepSamGraves
Thank you, President Biden!!
Kick rocks, Sam and Mike. Sam voted against the bill that paid for this.
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@The_Wood95
Just use the slur you would normally use for women who don't acknowledge your existence unless you're screaming insults at them.
There is no need to tax yourself with having to think up something clever. Stick with what you learned in the 3rd grade so you don't hurt yourself.
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@JakeP9O
@JessPected
Do you folks have some sort of script or guide? It's always the same shit from the He-man Woman Haters club.
You're angry
You hate men
You're ugly
You're lonely
You're a man
You're emotional
Y'all feel accused and know you're guilty of the behavior mentioned. So defensive.
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@AlexanderTheus
@robn_rodgers
@simplyjennifer
Hmmm... rape isn't about physical appearance.
You obviously know that.
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@AGAndrewBailey
Are you baffled that they won't turn over private medical records? 🤔
Maybe Russia would suit you better?
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@thenewgridio
@JournalistFact1
@UAW
@realDonaldTrump
You didn't read the rest of that article, or you are intentionally leaving it out of your post.
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@DaveRichard13
@wendyp4545
No, Dave, we are not changing the constitution because someone is afraid of brown people. If we amended the constitution every time someone was afraid, we wouldn't have the 2nd in our BOR anymore, now would we?
Fear of kids dying should take precedent over fear of skin color.
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@AndreewGill
@_celia_bedelia_
The man. The bear will either run or stop for the easy prey I just served it.
You're welcome.
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@MichaelRizzuto3
@piper4missouri
Tell that to your church leaders. Maybe, if they weren't so obsessed with gay sex, people wouldn't equate the two. 💡
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@PyrceRenfroe
@piper4missouri
The states right to do what? Think about what right was forefront in national policy. Now say it with me...SLA____.
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@HeightsVillage
@gypsysoul214
@JessPected
Uhhh... no.
That is NOT how every man talks.
That's how rapists and wannabe rapists talk.
Real men do not talk about sexually assaulting women.
Gross.
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@FordJohnathan5
@CoriBush
"Cooperating with the investigation."
That's a good start. 👍
I like her and I hope she is cleared. If she is not cleared, she needs to be held accountable.
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@weenus69420
@AllardDebbie
@AngelaLovesNY
The fact that you don't know says all there is to be said. Congratulations on that self own. It was a doozy.
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@alpha_omegatcw
@4k_taylorr
Thadd, you already have a criminal record. Maybe you should seek professional help?
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@AndreewGill
@ChaosRocket
@_celia_bedelia_
They can, they don't generally. You have never been camping. What a shame.
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@riogrande649
@Victorshi2020
Hahahahaha.... no.
A judge often instructs a jury when they are deciding damages in a case that has already been decided.
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@SelfForCongress
@TXMilitary
@VenturaReport
I'm not sure what you wanted to show with this tweet.
That they did their job?
That migrants are also women and small children?
What is the purpose?
I guess, thanks, TX NG, for rescuing women and children... Also known as being a decent human.
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@NickBSchroer
Yikes, Nick. That's a lot of people showing you're a paid shill. How embarrassing. Maybe throw out a different challenge next time? How about
"Please show us where I work for my constituents." You might not get so many answers.
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@JLRINVESTIGATES
The fact that you're trying to blame a school counselor for a kid who had been in her school like 3 times is fucking ridiculous.
Get bent.
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@Anita11119747
@tedcruz
@AOC
Sir, the case against trump has criminal charges... one of them is not "committing RICO"
🤦♀️
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@Chesschick01
@krassenstein
@CommunityNotes
Can you show me where that said she was born male?
Oh, it doesn't. In fact, it reiterates they are female.
So again, where is your proof? The burden is on you, as the acuser.
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@higginsonrecord
@emsprater1
@DynastyEnd
How can someone who calls himself a "citizen journalist " not know who the Boogaloo Bois are?
Are you even from America?
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@USA4DT24
@DerekNeverFails
@ahawn77
Nothing says "I'm a real man," like worrying about how another man looks...
Jealousy or attraction?
I mean, I get it. He is a smoke show.
If I were 20 years younger, Derek would need to improve his cardio.
I'm fast.
🏃♂️ 🏃♀️
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@beefalo123
@SchottHappens
The only thing that had in common with the Last Supper is a table...
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@AlexanderTheus
@robn_rodgers
@simplyjennifer
If you have been raped then you absolutely know it isn't about appearance.
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@DrJJoyner
@AnandWrites
@CoriBush
I respectfully disagree. I believe his white supremacy is the very heart of what he is being impeached for.
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@TroyMaurice71
@_nomadic_soul
It's almost like y'all don't know how many men gang rape a woman and then claim peer pressure as their defense.
😐
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