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magpies r so pretty n cool oh my god i love them so much theyre the very best creatures ever made
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badboyhalo with men: hey man. yeah dude. *claps their shoulder* yeah sick muscles man *crosses his arms* dude badboyhalo with women:
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the best part of irl content is always watching badboyhalo desperately trying to straight-dude-bro his way through every hug and interaction with a man by using the most violent pats-on-the-back he can deliver
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so other mcyts can flirt & make suggestive remarks to each other constantly & literally kiss irl but the second happyduo makes a relationship joke (having clarified it’s a joke), suddenly it’s not a joke anymore and they’re ‘weird’ and ‘queerbaiting’ like sure ok whatever
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the best part of irl content is always watching badboyhalo desperately trying to straight-dude-bro his way through every hug and interaction with a man by using the most violent pats-on-the-back he can deliver
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bad is gonna be actively hosting a vidcon panel w/ his phone under the table playing minecraft pocket edition on the QSMP there is not a thing in this world that can drag him away from that egg
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bad: skeppy is the light of my life, he’s my favourite person, he’s the best thing to ever happen to me he’s so adorable & handsome & i miss him all the time he’s all i wanna talk about qsmp members: oh so he is your boyfriend! bad: ????? WHERE is everyone getting that idea from
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‘bad r u gonna be flirting with girls ??’ badboyhalo:
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the contrast of how bad killed skeppy, in a fit of rage, an accident, surrounding my heat and rage and red, compared to how skeppy killed bad, peaceful, painstakingly planned out, by a peaceful dock near their home, quiet and out of compassion & desperation
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bbh every time someone starts flirting with him on the qsmp
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ik y’all don’t see the vision but i do trust
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it’s been fascinating to see how the concept of ‘it takes a village to raise a child’ has played out bcs with the introduction of the eggs, most parents were extremely distrustful of each other, but now if any egg is in danger or the parent is away most anyone will offer support
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au where skeppy is taking a walk after a breakup to clear his head and finds bad fucking sobbing with caramelldansen blaring from his phone and is like ‘woah this dude has it WAY worse than me’ so he asks if bad’s ok, but it turns out he’s upset that his dog ignored him earlier
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so. we r just ..not talking abt this ,(?) . (??)
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i feel like not enough ppl appreciate badboyhalo’s sense of humour bcs that bit in the idots where he was like ‘i’m omw home can u clean the house a little ? and make me dinner pls :)) and can u also do my laundry & fold it :) ty :)’ was great & i stand by that
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it’s like. the irl equivalent of when he gets bored & starts punching bad in minecraft !!
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how did we as a collective decide that he was the most human one of the pair ? look at him !!! what ! is he ! ????
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“this mike’s hard lemonade ain’t muffins—“
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badboyhalo: oh my goodness! what the muffin! dapper:
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badboyhalo does not want skeppy on the server so he can be around his bestie & they can roleplay raising a son like it’s roblox adopt me no he wants him there because he is a single father who has not slept in a month & he needs someone 2 stand guard while he’s getting groceries
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badboyhalo suggesting matching friendship rings.,,what could come next., matching friendship marriage licences…..?? matching house keys ???? mercy me
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skeppy trying 2 figure out how 2 get 2 bad’s house
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bad & skeppy wandering aimlessly around the smp talking every time they stream together
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i love that badboyhalo just cannot talk about skeppy in a normal fashion he could’ve said ‘yeah i saw the twitter photo lol :)’ but instead he was like ‘*kicking his feet* :3 hehe chat did u see he had a suit & a tie & a little bike carriage :33 i love it sm he’s amazing :3 hehe’
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society
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why r they posed like two uncomfortable 9 year olds whose mothers r forcing them to stand together 4 the photo
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oh what is life without spreading a little badboyhalo misinformation on the web
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badboyhalo is the type of guy to act rlly professional abt bowling & say something like ‘it’s all in the wrist motion’ & then have his ball immediately go in the gutter
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i hope skeppy does a rlly late night stream & when he inevitably calls bad, he picks up & immediately says “goddamn it it’s three am zak fuck do you want”
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how r these the exact same footage ?????????????
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when c!bad moved 2 the overworld, skeppy kept trying 2 prank him by making up a bunch of ‘super important overworld rules’ but bad agreed so eagerly skeppy never has the heart 2 admit it was just a joke so they still have a bunch of ridiculous habits they just never stopped doing
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for someone who had him explicitly banned for years from getting anywhere near his streams badboyhalo said ‘skeppy has never done anything wrong’ with an admirable degree of confidence
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imagine being skeppy & trying 2 set up a meet-up with ur best friend like you’d both been planning on beforehand and instead he says ‘sorry i can’t i’m a parent now. i have responsibilities’ and hangs up
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yippee !
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cbbh: 9 feet tall, immortal, full netherite armour, was able to lead a cult and the badlands, organised the red banquet, mysterious background & origins and unknown ties with a literal god ccbbh:
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damn skeppy is. kinda short or smth
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i’m really enjoying the new direction skeppy’s been taking his channel recently !! ^~^
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the gangs all here
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dude
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bad with quackity: yeahhh im kinda a germaphobe :/ bad with skeppy: lol wat xD germs aren’t real skeppy we can eat this cookie at the same time :3
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badboyhalo’s commitment to playing minecraft at a level of exhaustion that would put any regular person into a brief coma needs 2 be studied
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badboyhalo: rat is making my food & prescribing me medication and teaching me yoga and rat:
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the fucking difference in yesterdays stream versus today is incomprehensible like before they were just sitting in chairs next to each other & now they’re chasing each other and grabbing each other and have no issue getting right in each others personal space what HAPPENED
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hmm. ok think im starting 2 see how his phone got like that
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!!! ohhhh !!! my god !! :O au where skeppy markets himself as this professional demon slayer and he does a whole performance of casting out and capturing this demon and getting paid loads for it, but it’s just him and bad working together to scam ppl out of money
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i love how much bad loves complimenting skeppy for every little thing like he’ll say out of nowhere “chat i don’t know if you know but skeppy has a really nice way of blinking like he’s really good at the way he does it. he has a lot of conviction in his movements”
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c!skeppy 2 c!bad
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also how the fuck is this the same dog
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girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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the sillyfication of Skeptical PvP
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skeppy can never just ‘look’ at badboyhalo it’s always gotta be this fond swooning heart eyes yearning lovesick infatuated gaze
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tell me they’re not at least a tiny bit married
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something about the night and tables turning
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why r they posed like a mid-30s married couple’s instagram anniversary post with a caption joking about wine and their 3 kids
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free my boy from the Gas Station ! ! !
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cbbh trying 2 get sapnap 2 join the eggpire
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has anyone done an au yet where skeppy is super frustrated with his neighbours dog that constantly barks so he goes around to berate it’s owner but when bad answers the door he just completely shifts like ‘oh actually i just wanted 2 borrow a cup of sugar :) cute dog btw!’
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chappyduo twitter au
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au where skeppy is stupid rich & keeps buying increasingly ridiculous & useless stuff bcs he thinks the mailman (bad) is cute
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how r happyduo both obsessed with each other but someone it’s still one sided on both ends. badboyhalo talks constantly abt skeppy like he hung the moon & stars but won’t meet up with him & skeppy gives stupid amounts of money 2 bad all the time & apparently leaves him on read ??
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i cannot put into words how often i think of this clip specifically
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‘i only date bad guys with the good halos’ is such an underrated lyric uhhh i lovbe it
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reminder for the public
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hey guys i’m thinking spreading a rumour that bad is bald and his hair never grew back from that one stream so he’s just wearing one of these & that’s why he never takes his hat off . anyway how was everyone else’s day
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u ever think how bad was walkin around that whole convention centre/hotel w/ no glasses ?? like he was probably holding skeppys arm 4 dear life 2 guide him around saying ‘ohmygosh is that hannah ?? we should go say hi :D’ & be looking directly at a 2004 honda accord
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tfw u have once again become the unwitting father figure 2 a minecraft child u have never met
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au where bad’s a dealer at a high end casino & skeppy keeps eating the fucking poker chips
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skeppy after getting called bitchless on twitter dot com
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skeppy jr came out of one of these that is exactly how he was brought into the world
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oh i finally get to use this frame ! :)
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i hope if they lose all their memories, they keep their scars. i hope bad stays up at night tracing skeppy’s burn marks, wondering why looking at them for too long makes him feel powerless. i hope skeppy kisses bad’s sword scar and promises to destroy whoever hurt him like that.
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i’m sorry its so funny that badboyhalo is hanging out and drinking and joking about with quackity & they’re having a great time while skeppy stands desolate in a garage with his shitty plastic sunglasses (as i presume he has been for the past three hours)
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alright now which one of u
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had a dream badboyhalo dmed me ‘hi’ followed by ‘you will be boiled’ and no body believed the screenshots were real when i posted them so i guess it was kind of a nightmare
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qbbh gets a confirm to activate account email from club penguin & approves it thinking it’s dapper playing some online game but it is Skeppy
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does anyone else vividly remember skeppy casually admit tongue tied reminded him of bad live & freaking the hell out as someone very familiar with the song & then watching everyone in the chat just be confused & oblivious, knowing chaos would shortly arrive 4 them too
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skeppy every time he would show up on munchy in 2019 only 2 be immediately told to leave by bad
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how c!bbh found c!skeppy
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this might’ve genuinely been one of my favourite parts of the steam they r so Silly
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remember that one roblox stream where bad abandoned everyone else 2 find skeppy in the mountain game & it was rlly sweet & then he immediately brought up cannibalism
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i think this is probably actually the funniest thing he’s ever said because literally who is he fooling
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um. hm. what if skeppy calls him ‘badboy’ in person. what are we supposed to do in that situation.
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cskeppy holding cbads body after he killed him just repeating ‘i did this for you. i did this for you. i did this for you.’ and never touching the sword he used again after that day
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somethin about this being the only on stream hug where they’re not smiling, where they’re just having a bit of a moment after doing something dumb together
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people don’t get it. skeppy is SILLY & GOOFY badboyhalo is WHIMSY & IMPISH there’s a difference do u see where i’m coming from here
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one time I had a dream that bad was doing a facecam stream & he fell off his chair & said ‘fuck !’ And the whole chat was in shock & then he got mad and started yelling ‘everyone swears why the fuck would I not be able to of course I fucking do’ and he wouldn’t stop saying fuck
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ummmm happyduo……badboyhalo has not mentioned him for two days like take the hint pack it up folks
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considering how frequently bad takes screenies & just screenshots in general, i’m surprised more people haven’t written him as a photographer or a giant demon with a tiny, shitty camera :P
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*grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him* *grabs him*
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(warning very loud) this old bbh stream intro is so fucking funny 2 me . it sounds like the beginning of a 100 gecs song .
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sometimes i forget he was always like this but this is the most hair-twirling eyelash-batting voice i have ever heard in my life
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@ qskeppy
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lucy rat👍👍
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could u imagine how powerful the eggpire would’ve been without skeppy ?? like, if bad didn’t rlly care abt anyone like he did with skeppy he would’ve been just unstoppable :0
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yahoo answers au
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i need people to understand that my mind works in a way where these are two COMPLETELY separate entities . they barely exist in the same reality they’re different people
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badboyhalo losing his sick emo fringe 2 the millennial middle part is the greatest tragedy of our generation
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badboyhalo: i don’t appreciate that expression >:( !! the expression:
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now ur what ???????????????????????????
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another au i rlly like is when skeppy’s just a completely regular guy & bad’s a ridiculously powerful demon or something, bcs you know skeppy would summon him at the most inconvenient times just annoy him or ask pointless requests out of pure boredom
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