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@NotThatShaz
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6 years
The sad type of people are the ones who see a tweet go viral and then tweet it as their own or put it on Facebook... just to try and get likes and retweets. 🙄🙄 I mean, you could just retweet the person who thought of the joke.
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
@ManCity This guy?
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
Well, at least no one threw stuff at him.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Think this evening will be my 3rd visit to Anfield. That's more than most Liverpool fans.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Leicester City's current form.
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3 years
What do you think is the biggest cause of depression?
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
😂 Happy 2yrs ago.
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1 year
@ACSfessions This is what happens when you choose to live or remain in Coventry.
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@NotThatShaz
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6 years
@Jonwhite79 @PoliceWarr I think she might be a bit too young for you... or your "friend" 🤷🏻‍♀️
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
@fesshole I've never understood why someone would buy or get a shirt signed and then wear it... Isn't the point that you display it or keep it safe? Weirdo.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Absolutely heartbroken at the news. Always been an amazing friend through all my ups and downs. There aren't many pure souls around. I'll miss seeing you around at games but I'm sure you'll still be around in spirit. RIP Liam 💙🦊
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
"Here's my shite dinner and my dead grandad"
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
I'm so glad I came now 🥺😍 Excuse my face. 🥴
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
@Ryanair @RachaelOShea9 Wonder if Rashford helped her with the speech.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
The. Whole. World. Smiles. With. You. We're Leicester! 👏🏼
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
@Lady77Crazy @harry_beardsley @GBNfans Well I've been told by a pal in the army that all his qualifications gained in the army stand for f all outside of it. They force people to stay in. Also if he's got any mental health issues he'd do well to stay away from it. Seen first hand how bad they are at dealing with MH.
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
So tru xo
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
😂 "iT wAs oNLy RAnDErS" It was also only Forest but look at how that turned out.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@Odile_DemoniCat @WholesomeMeme But that was essentially the point. Both sisters struggled and Stitch was that blessing in disguise. Also it's Disney... They make us cry.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
@noorizer @exposer_da @pepsi @christywhyte1 Omg whaaaat? It's not a bottle of pepsi replying? 😮😮
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@NotThatShaz
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10 months
@dwlufc_ I mean... I don't think anyone would know regardless. ...unless he walked around with a sign that had his handle written on it.
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@NotThatShaz
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5 years
Liberty sticking herself with pritt stick 😂😂😂🤦 #Hollyoaks
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
I don't normally care about attendances but I think it's pretty crappy that we haven't sold out for the Brighton game. It's Vichai's 3rd anniversary.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@Barneyemc @FPLTrigger @_DHOTYA You clearly didn't though but now you're trying to save yourself lol.
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@NotThatShaz
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9 months
@VooDooGolf123 @ilovepeachtho @insultsrare Are you trans? Or a kid pretending to be a grown woman? Your replies are child-like. Might be slight possibility you're having us all on. The pic is literally of putty. No one's fecking tweeting their actual discharge, you divvy. x
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@hassan2hafeez @AllHailPrin @kwekuzimba I don't know any woman that encourages this sort of behaviour? Aside from the OF sorts and they just want your money. This is your delusion speaking and the other guy in this thread. Men think when a woman is nice to them, they want sex.
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
@fesshole Like... Is it the idea of him and your wife going at it or the things he's saying to you and you picturing him doing those things to you?? Be clear please.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
You are my Leicester, My only Leicester, You make me happy, When skies are grey... 🐯💚
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Happy Valentine's Day to my fans x 💋❤️
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
I'm usually so cold when it comes to death, but this really got to me and got me thinking about how we could blindly go through life thinking we've made no impact on a person's life. But I promise to try that bit harder with those that make an effort with me. Love you guys 💙
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@NotThatShaz
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6 years
@gl_amber @hannahhhhxoxo @magicjozlyn_ Though guys on there do that a lot too.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@fasc1nate I'd love to jump in front of that rn.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Highlight of my year? Just being alive. Faced some damn demons this year. Cut off toxic people & hopefully I'm not taking any into 2022. Grateful af for the little Twitter family tho. You guys don't even know how many times you've saved me. Love you guys x Happy New Year 💙
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@ACSfessions Imagine guys being shocked that women also watch porn and perhaps even learn from it too...
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
On this day in 2019 at 12:17am I gave birth to my second beautiful little human. 💙🧿
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Look who I've met for a beer.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Fuming and the guy in front of me telling me I'm too loud? Fuck off you cunt. Why aren't you???
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@NotThatShaz
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5 months
@LazyJam Don't care about them. Just the horse. Public transport exists. This mong behaviour of using and riding animals needs to stop. 😭
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Not long found out that Bernie passed away too. 😓💔 Gosh, I remember when I'd first come across him, near scared me lol then for a few more games, kept ending up seated by him. He had passion for this club. So gutted he couldn't make it to the FA Cup final. Rip Bernie ahhh!💙
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
😂 I'm genuinely developing a hate for these young fans. I feel for our club with these lot as the next generation. It'll just be "ooh this isn't good enough" and booing every week. Sometimes 👏🏼 your 👏🏼 team 👏🏼 will 👏🏼 lose 👏🏼 ...and sometimes you might win "tinpot" trophies.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Just wanted to share this x
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@1Rome11 @TristanBeer @hughesck @AshleyLunn4 @NathanAke Or ✨ maybe ✨ it was very obvious sarcasm that went over your head.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
I FUCKING LOVE THIS CLUB
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
Just found out that Madders came off Twitter. Most of you can't kick a ball to save your lives but so quick to gob off? How's attacking our own players and manager supposed to help? We're all frustrated but he's a player that's carried this team time after time. Pipe tf down.
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1 year
@fesshole This is worse than the person that said they clean their fingers in their tea after eating something sticky.
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1 year
@Hasbulla_NFT Doesn't look like the cat was misbehaving & you do not hurt an animal, EVER! Why was it being recorded? Also a gentle tug wouldn't pull the cat's head in the direction of. Accept responsibility, you underdeveloped waste of space and give the cat to a better home.
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
@fesshole If you're feeling the need to get "confidence" kicks like that, it's perhaps time to cut ties with the wife...
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@Madders10 LET'S GOOOO 💙🦊
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
@VillarrealCFen @Wesley_Fofanaa Really?? Classless on and off the pitch.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
@Trickster59 @Ryanair Mad that because I followed Leicester around in Europe last season and had no trouble. But I'm also smart enough to find cheap public transport, if for any reason I was flown to an airport in a different city. So this isn't a Ryanair issue, you're just not savvy enough.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
We here.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
🙄🙄
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
My head is pounding. Worth it. BOIIIIISSSSSS 🦊💙
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3 years
Life's too short to end your 20s with a bad shag. I'll be available for the next 10 days x
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Retro shirt today 💙🦊
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@NotThatShaz
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6 months
Daka 🔥
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@NotThatShaz
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10 months
@BellaMUFC May as well have gotten 'live, laugh, love'. Then goes around calling other people out for being on benefits. 😂😂 you've got it tattooed on you.
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
👀👀
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3 years
@JJTW8_ @NoContextEPL Could be a neutral fan. Also there's no law against it... I've recorded some if the atmosphere is worth mentioning. 🥴
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
@nathanr051 @goddesslove393 @MoreCrazyClips Her point still stands you spastic.
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@NotThatShaz
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9 months
@VooDooGolf123 @ilovepeachtho @insultsrare Yeah, confirmed - you're a mong. Have a lovely day x
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@NotThatShaz
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7 years
@SinghLions @Conal505Liam "Sikh cab driver" couldn't just say he's offering lifts? Or just cab driver? ...goodness.
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2 years
@ACSfessions Then the girlfriend wore nothing but that perfume for her side man.
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2 years
@FootballMissess Jesus, it wasn't that funny.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Spoke to one of the Legia fans later in the night. He said that the club had said to make an extra effort with atmosphere. Imagine getting this much passion out of our dry fans, even for just a game.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Don't post my babies much on social media but they're freaking adorable so...
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3 years
🖤
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2 years
@willmears115 @THFCBENNORMAN @RealPaulStevens @Calstagram123 @MKDonsFC 😂 Literally happens every week, at all, if not most football grounds.
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@NotThatShaz
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1 year
Leicester Castle 🏰
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@NotThatShaz
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7 months
I'm depressed, give me attention x
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Me after checking my bank account:
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Btw I'm really disappointed in the club for zero acknowledgement pre match or even at half time for the fans that have passed away recently.
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3 years
Even their mascot is a mong.
@MightyRed_LFC
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3 years
Before you ask. YES I had a nice trip 😑 #LFC
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1 year
Too much to process here.
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@NotThatShaz
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10 years
@MarcuslcfcJames occasionally if I turn it off and back on again it'll say battery charged with the sign showing 5% or less. -.-
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2 years
We mooove
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@ferg93 @Irunnia_ @Morbidful She's just a spastic trying to get engagements. See her everywhere tweeting like a dumbass.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
My @OHLeuven shirt 💙
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2 years
💙 Sweet dreams are certainly made of these
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2 years
I did it 😂 @JVestergaard7 🥺💙
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2 years
@ShawnHa47487632 @TheFootballPink I mean, are you deaf? The flares are an interesting touch but some European clubs have amazing fans. Full 90, singing their hearts out.
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@NotThatShaz
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9 months
Start your Saturday the right way ⚽️
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@NotThatShaz
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10 years
" @UKBanter : I nominate @KTHopkins for the boiling water challenge" And then replace it with acid :)
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
And it's games like these that make the crap times worthwhile... 🦊💙
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1 year
For those that don't know at half time the club shoot shirts from a cannon thing and people are throwing them back. 🤦🏽‍♀️
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@NotThatShaz
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8 years
God sake. Will @Hollyoaks ever let Mercedes be happy... #HollyoaksNoExit
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6 years
@beachbanjo123 @andygraham58 @perthwolves1 No one really cares which team you support. 🙄 He didn't ask for a life story from every retweeter.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Dis the real Wes I tell ya. Former Defence Lawyer at Leicester City
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
😂 Thought he was about to give someone his gloves. @AaronRamsdale98 you were entertaining to be fair.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Snap Salah at the KP.
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3 years
Embarrassing how this wasn’t even given a yellow I don’t think
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@NotThatShaz
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5 years
@F_Edits @sydneyleroux I get the feeling you mean like getting booted by accident or something? Because that's what I was thinking and a lot of replies are missing the point. Plenty of mums keep fit and healthy lol... In a less dangerous way.
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
Trying to convince a guy that I've got a dick and I'm in transition. What else do ya do on a Sunday night eh?
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@NotThatShaz
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2 years
Only 10 tickets left for Randers away... Effort boiiis 👏🏼 I'll be the loner with whatever coloured hair that week. 🙋🏻‍♀️
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3 years
@TheRealCNathan @ManMilk2 Always never? And okay hun. Sometimes people don't actually want to die or harm themselves so they reach out in any way. Just because you don't have the capacity to understand, it doesn't mean it's not real.
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7 months
Christmas party tonight hehe xo
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
No VAR until the semi? 😂😭 Why introduce it at all? You either have it for the whole competition or not at all...
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@NotThatShaz
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3 years
@irish_Celt2013 @GaryLineker The only thing embarrassing is you. Last time I checked - neither of those teams are Irish so pipe down.
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