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Did Supermanโs super vision fail with his career? Seems heโs lost his ability to read words on a page.
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The Trump "Unity Bridge" crashed into a telephone pole in Flint today ๐คญ
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In a stunning blow to tens of fans, Kid Rock has canceled his concerts due to most of the band getting covid.
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Fun fact, if you tell Ivanka to fuck off, you get a 12-hour timeout. I offer no apology.
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Today is my 6-month anniversary of being a non-smoker! ๐
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Bill Clinton was impeached over a blowjob.
@realDonaldTrump
has at least 26 credible sexual assault allegations against him. Including minors.
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Trump supporters applaud police after Sioux tribe members are arrested for protesting on their land. This is yet another violation of the Fort Laramie treaty with the Sioux Indians, upheld by SCOTUS in 1980.
They were arrested on their land because Trump wants fireworks.
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Looks like the
#ProudBoys
hashtag has been hijacked. I hope they like it. All that white was just so plain. I think the splash of color is a nice touch. ๐โค๏ธ๐งก๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค
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Who voted to evict the Trumps from our house?
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Anderson calling Trump an obese turtle in the hot sun on his back is the best thing I've heard all day
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Biden has Arizona in the bag. Nevada will secure the win. What are all of you doing tomorrow at 9 am when Nevada releases the counts that secure the win for
@JoeBiden
as the 46th President of the United States?
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This was the post that put me in the corner
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Remember everyone, don't get comfortable. This is far from over. Trump didn't defeat terrorism - he brought it onto our soil. The DC lockdown going into effect, the 4th wall being built around the White House, the praise that caravans are receiving... This is going to get ugly.
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I'm 154 followers away from 5k. Anyone else out there absolutely despise the orange cockwomble clown and his pathetic nepotism brats? I want to connect with you.
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I'm a few beers in, and I just wanted to say a few words.
Fuck Trump. Fuck Junior. Fuck Eric. Fuck Melania. Fuck Jim Jordan. Fuck Matt Gaetz. Fuck Chad Hall. Fuck every piece of shit racist scumbag who supports them. Fuck the GOP for enabling this trash.
Who'd I miss?
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I need a vacation. Anyone check the prices lately for Antifa Airlines?
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It seems I may have been shadow banned. Can you see me? ๐
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Biden's lead in Nevada has just increased from less than 8k to more than 12k
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My mom just tested positive for COVID. She's had no symptoms, but her boyfriend was hospitalized yesterday. My 7 year old just spent the night with her last night. I'm worried for my kids. Keep us in your thoughts ๐
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Everyone in Trump's clown party is busy flaunting the 4.8M jobs gained in June. Let me be clear: THESE ARE NOT NEW JOBS! This is 4.8M of the 40M jobs lost returning to work. Don't be fooled. There are still 35M jobs lost! They are spinning failure as success. Not creating jobs.
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Mitch McConnell Received Donations from Voting Machine Lobbyists Before Blocking Election Security Bills
Why is this not being investigated?
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Visited my ex in person for the first time since she was hospitalized from covid. She is staying at an assisted living center right now, and is in a wheelchair due to her inability to walk. I picked up 5 brand new outfits, slippers, and food, because she had nothing there. So sad
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My posts are getting like 10 impressions today. Can anyone see me?
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Just passed the 72 hour mark on my journey to stop smoking cigarettes. This is the longest I have ever made it. It might actually work this time ๐ค
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So I've been considering putting an addition on my house. I hear soup is better than bricks, and I want to make sure the construction is solid. Should I go with Campbell's or Progresso?
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My ex, who is a very close friend of mine, was just diagnosed with covid and pneumonia. I'm very concerned about her. Send positive vibes, wear a mask, and get vaccinated.
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The orange blimp is calling for a boycott on American company Goodyear, because they banned his shitty China-made self-promotion hats. I see nothing wrong with that, do you?
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When you forget to switch accounts before tweeting something stupid. Awkward...
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I'm 808 followers away from 10k. Can we reach that milestone before the results are called?
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For everyone arguing that it was for lying under oath... What was he being questioned about? The bj was his downfall.
Saying that it was for perjury is not a Trump defense. Perjury is a daily occurrence with this administration.
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So my mom happened across an article on Facebook, published by pro-trump conservative website "Trending Politics", claiming that recounts were done in PA and WI, and Trump won. They also claim the Supreme Court ruled in his favor at 5 pm today. Apparently stupidity isn't genetic.
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I can think of 18 Attorneys General who need to be disbarred and face sedition charges. If only our branches of government could find their testicles.
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@chuckwoolery
You already did. Until this week, most people didn't know you were still alive.
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For those looking for the math...
Pennsylvania currently has almost 370,000 ballots to count. Trump's lead is down to 109k. If Biden wins 64-66% of the remaining votes, he wins Pennsylvania and becomes the 46th President.
Biden has been averaging more than 70% of mail-in votes.
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Biden's lead in Michigan has increased to +32k
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Day 18 without a cigarette. Cravings have become almost nonexistent. Decided to fast track to Step 3 of the patch beginning today. Wish me luck!
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No matter what happens, I will never forgive the tens of millions of people who voted for Trump after watching him lock children in cages away from their parents, shrug off the deaths of more than 200k Americans, promote racism, incite violence, and attack our democracy.
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Today marks 2 weeks of freedom from cigarettes! ๐ญ๐
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Trump doesn't know what the word "recant" means ๐
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We're gonna play a new game called "Steve can say whatever he wants, and fuck you if you don't like it" ๐ฅณ
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I haven't posted an update in a little while, so here is the latest on my journey to a smoke-free life...
Tomorrow morning will be 4 weeks since my last cigarette. My last nicotine patch came off Monday afternoon. I have been nicotine free since then (no gum, patch, or lozenge).
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Almost forgot to drop this update... I have officially been a non-smoker for 3 months! ๐
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Lindsay Graham, who cried on air about being broke, has donated $500k toward Trump's legal fund for fighting voting counts.
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To everyone panic buying and hoarding, so that shelves are empty... Fuck you ๐
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Taking a brief pause from political rantings to present my dog who sometimes forgets how to dog.
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So I've been away for a few hours. Repaired my lawnmower, made dinner, replaced my washer and dryer... What did I miss? Do we still have 50 states? Did Trump reprint all our money with his face on it? Did he nuke anything?
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So my brother's girlfriend is in the Navy Reserves. They are moving this weekend because she has been called out to report on Monday... In Washington DC...
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The President was inaugurated today, gave a speech, signed some documents, met with the Press... And for the first time in 4 years, I am sitting down, relaxing, and not rushing to read news headlines, bracing for the worst.
Thank you, President
@JoeBiden
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So, if sources are correct, 2,000 people were invited to the rally. 400 showed up. They were offered payment for attending, with travel and lodging paid.
They can't even pay people to attend now ๐๐คฃ
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@AnthonySabatini
When your clients infect me or my family, I will sue you for promoting their reckless endangerment
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My mom cited information from Newsmax this morning. I'm so done ๐
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The Laramie treaty was signed in 1868. The Sioux are the legal owners of the Black Hills where Mt Rushmore is. Tribe members were arrested tonight for "unlawful assembly" on their land, as Trump held a July 4th celebration nearby. Trump's gathering is the real unlawful assembly.
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I expected my arm to be sore, but can someone tell me if this bruising is normal?
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My Trumper mom has said for months that the United States will turn into communist China under Biden. How's everyone enjoying communism so far?
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@EricTrump
The email was a forgery. It's already been analyzed. Quit pushing false narratives.
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To everyone making excuses for Kellyanne, saying it was an accident, maybe she was hacked, etc...
How many of you have topless photos of your 16 year old daughter sitting in your phone? ๐ค
The "why" doesn't change the fact that she was in possession of this photo to begin with.
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You can't say anything on here anymore without starting a controversy.
I just want to sit here and eat my pineapple pizza with a fork and knife in peace. I'd rather have steak, but I'm out of ketchup ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Michigan AG response to the Supreme Court filing by the Texas AG says everything ๐ฅ
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I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.
Good morning Tweeps!
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@Sundae_Gurl
Delete this. It's bad enough that we have virus deniers risking everyone around them. Lies like this will only encourage those idiots to avoid testing even more.
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They have no problem calling out Bill Clinton and saying he belongs in prisonโฆ but wonโt say the same about Trump ๐๐คก
Donald Trump is on Jeffrey Epstein's flight log.
Epstein and Trump raped a 13 year old girl together.
Trump raped his ex-wife Ivana.
Donald Trump raped E. Jean Carroll.
Trump bragged about being sexually attracted to his own daughter.
But the MAGA cult still supports him.๐
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@DonaldJTrumpJr
People who aren't guilty of corruption, collusion, and fraud don't get bombarded by the press... Imagine that...
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Biden's lead in Michigan has widened to +48,176
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I'm fighting the urge to vomit while typing this... But I'm ready for 2 weeks of President Pence.
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It's time to move Spanky from the White House into the Nut House while he awaits sentencing to the Big House.
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So, apparently when Miley Cyrus is naked and licks a hammer it's "art" and "music"... but when I do it, I'm "wasted" and "have to leave Home Depot". Smh
Good morning, Tweeps!
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I don't mean to brag, but I put together an IKEA bunk bed in a single go
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So far today, I've made 3 friends from Gambia, one who guarantees I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams with crypto, 3 women with tits bigger than their heads who want to marry me, and the Illuminati wants me to join them. I don't know what to do with all this awesomeness.
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Trump is suspended from his social media accounts, nutjob Lin Wood is permanently banned, and Biden was affirmed at 3:41 this morning. What a great start to the day!
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The governor of Ohio just told CNN that he believes Trump is going to win the state of Ohio. Get out there and prove him wrong, Ohio!
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How embarrassing for Cruz, being a Senator and not understanding that this Agreement has nothing to do with the city of Paris other than the fact that it was drafted there, and that this is an Agreement between nations.
By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates heโs more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.
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Why are Dems attacking
@ProjectLincoln
? The counts aren't even finalized yet, and you're already turning on a group that worked every day to expose the corruption of Trump and his allies. This group countless ads, bought billboard space, helped bring lawsuits, defended...
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@SenatorLankford
You aren't voting to remove someone from office. You're voting to convict an already impeached former president, in order to disqualify him from running for federal office later. There was no Chief Justice presiding because there was no sitting president on trial.
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My ex is on her way to the hospital with an oxygen saturation level of 87%. She is extremely weak, saying that even her phone feels heavy to her, and it hurts to breathe.
Covid is no fucking joke. Get vaccinated and wear a mask.
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@GuntherEagleman
Please do it. And tell all your friends to do the same. Just ignore the part where the Secretary is instructed to not count any votes with his name as a write-in. Please, do it ๐
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My Trump-loving mom just saw her Biden-Harris wrapping paper, and the reaction is exactly what I had hoped ๐ Merry Christmas! ๐
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So, we all agree that tomorrow is actually New Year's Eve, right?
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I messaged MTG day before yesterday, and she still has not gotten back to me on this very important safety matter
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Scheduled my teen's COVID vaccines against his will. His first one is tonight. He's pissed. I don't give a fuck ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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3 more arrested today in connection with the assault on the Capitol. Someone please remind me... How many of these arrests have been "Antifa"? None? Interesting.
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My microchip will be fully activated in 4 hours. 2nd appointment is at noon. I can't wait to get my superpowers!
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My last cigarette was Friday morning at 10am. Yesterday was difficult, but I'm still going strong! I expected the coughing and tightness in my chest, but I wasn't prepared for the oxygen dizziness. Has anyone else experienced that?
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I WON THE ELECTION!
...figured I'd give it a shot ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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@SoniaRiv71
@techranger58
I spent 9 years in a relationship with someone who was 15 years older than me. It ended when I was 33 and she was 48. We are still the closest friends. It's not the age that matters. In our case, I seemed older, and she seemed younger and more energetic. It worked.
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On Wednesday, the guy who lost an election more times than all presidential candidates combined, will become the first president to be impeached more times than he's been elected.
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So the acting Defense Secretary ordered troops to not interfere with protests, and did not allow them to be issued gear or weapons, or make arrests. This was an inside job. Investigations and arrests need to begin immediately.
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@ryanstruyk
Apparently Biden is big enough to destroy God now. What an absolute badass ๐
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While everyone is frustrated with how long it's taking for the results to be finalized, I'm personally enjoying the fact that Trump is squirming in agony at the slow, painful death of his political career as the walls cave in around him. He knows he faces prison next.
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Why aren't the secret police throwing the Proud Boys in soccer mom vans in Kalamazoo?
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