We stood in a field for 8 hours while someone counted our numbers but we had the same number so we had another go but we still had the same number so they opened the number book and picked an arbitrary number so we could stop standing in a field
Hi
@JimmyNeesh
@Martyguptill
and the rest of the
@BLACKCAPS
, this is an order from your (not)captain to look after yourselves and each other. Thanks for doing it for the team ❤️
I know I scored a ‘century’ today which is ‘good’ but actually Kyle Jamieson has a higher batting average than me so can you all please talk about him instead
A bit surprised that Steve Smith took the risk of ball tampering when most of his players don’t have a high enough IQ to know which side of the ball to tamper with
Tim,
Please stop performing the Romeo & Juliet monologue at the balcony when you come back from drinks duty. Firstly, you are getting the lines wrong, and secondly, I need Trent to focus today.
Regards,
Kane W
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I mean... what a classic TDI (two day international) that was, well played everyone, really did it for the team
Apparently I have to ‘rest’ because I’m the ‘captain’ and I ‘play too much cricket’ so they’ve confiscated my passport...AS IF THAT’S STOPPED ME BEFORE! BRB SWIMMING TO SRI LANKA
New Zealand looked happy and relaxed ahead of their clash against England in the
#CWC19
final.
Can the 2015 finalists go one step further this time around? 👀
#NZvENG
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#BackTheBlackCaps
If anyone would like to join me for a cup of tea I have put a couple of tea bags in a drink bottle and left it at square leg so it should be ready in about six minutes
Just got to the ground and Gup’s still sitting in the observation room, glaring out the window. I wondered why I didn’t see him at the hotel last night
@JasonRoy20
@ImRo45
@imVkohli
In at four and as captain...
🌟KANE WILLIAMSON🌟
Since his ODI debut in 2010,
@NotNossy
has scored the fifth most runs in the format behind Virat Kohli, Rohit Sharma.
📽📱Watch him in action 👉
#bbccricket
I have conducted extensive research and can conclude that watching Aussie centuries sucks from all three locations of field, hotel room, and sideline. This experiment is now complete and I look forward to watching no more Aussie centuries
🎶 I need a spiiinner
I’m holding out for a spinner til the end of the niiiight
He’s gotta be fast and he’s gotta be strong
And his figures have got to be tight 🎶
Hi team,
Trent has lost his lucky teddy bear. If anyone has seen it please let me or management know. Tim - if you’ve hidden it, stop being a dick. You know he won’t leave the changing sheds without it.
Thanks,
Kane W
WHAT A CATCH 😱
Ben Stokes misses out on his ninth Test hundred thanks to an absolute screamer from Ross Taylor at first slip 👏
It's the breakthrough the Black Caps needed. Can they capitalise?
#NZvENG
Oh Henry, why did you review that, I thought we all agreed to play with extreme selflessness, you’re not really doing it for the team if....oh wait, carry on
Ok I have almost finished the walk back to the pavilion after getting out last night and a number of batsmen have passed me on the way. I can’t see the scoreboard from here so I’m gonna assume they’re off to the nets.
#MCGsobig
Ah, I see that I will be doing all the batting today. I do like doing batting but that’s a bit selfish so if someone else could also do some batting I would like that
Oh Henry, why did you review that, I thought we all agreed to play with extreme selflessness, you’re not really doing it for the team if....oh wait, carry on
“Happy with the result yeh but I was just trying to do a job for the team & it ended up being my day. We’ll still need to bat well as they’ve got some quality bowlers,” Jimmy Neesham post his best bowling of 5-31
#NZvAFG
#CWC19
Hello, this is your captain speaking. It has come to my attention that some of you (Trent) have been glaring at me for the entire innings break (Trent) and I'd like to say to those people (Trent) that I can't help it that bowling's so easy for me
Err in the same vein I have also watched us lose wickets from all the above locations so I’m done with that too thanks team. I have enough data now so please stop losing wickets
I like to position myself in the field so I have the optimum ability to stare right at someone when they have to take a catch.
No pressure pal this is just the most important thing you’ll do this week and my entire happiness depends on it
Have sent a message up to the commentary box to ask suzie bates if she could possibly please make her way to the dugout and pad up to go in at 9 thank you very much please big fan of your work
Sants carries around all my cricket books while we’re on tour. Tim throws stuff at us and calls us nerds, but joke’s on him because he only has a reading age of 9
Please...someone help us...the pitch has been stolen...an unprecedented crime in the game of cricket... we will not let this go unpunished... oh wait I’ve found it, sorry everyone
I don’t want a scan on my shoulder, leave me alone! Let me back on! Let me back on! Let me back on! NO DON’T LET TIM BE CAPTAIN, LET ME BACK ON! UNLOCK THIS AMBULANCE DOOR RIGHT NOW, HOW DARE YOU
Shoutout to Colin and Martin for listening when I asked the middle order not to let the team down this time
What I was definitely asking for was that the openers do that instead and they nailed it
The ICC Spirit of Cricket Award 2018 goes to Kane Williamson, for continuing to be a shining role model of how our game should be played, his behaviour setting an outstanding example on and off the field 🙌
➡️
#SpiritofCricket
#ICCAwards
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