@frozenaesthetic
Some hillbilly thought it would be a great idea to bring Russian boars to his hunting preserve and they of course escaped and mixed their genes with the wild pigs the Spanish brought over a long time ago and now we have 500lb super pigs going ham on everything.
@CalltoActivism
Jesus Christ, he probably just thought she was cute.
Lay off the true crime podcasts and fear porn and try having a normal interaction with another human being at least a couple times a week..
@historyinmemes
Breaking Bad
I really think even Shakespeare would have enjoyed watching such a beautifully crafted tragedy play out.
I mean he’d be really confused and terrified from the time travel and you’d have to explain to him what meth was but I still think he’d enjoy it.
@VigilantFox
@rosesamericana1
I’m not anti-vax, in fact I think vaccines are good for the most part and I had all of mine until the Covid one.
But fuck being a test subject for something they threw together in a year.
Esp when I’d already had Covid and it was barely worse than a hangover.…
@sierra1ynette
@DailyLoud
That’s not for cancer research lol
It’s for “raising awareness” about cancer.
Because there’s so many people who just aren’t aware of cancer…
@JeninYounesEsq
@HelenWebberley
It would be like me putting on black face, mocking black people then tard raging at anyone who called me out and telling them to shut up because I’m actually more black than they are.
@negraesoterica
Dominance and submission in a relationship really don’t work well outside the bedroom.
It’s much more important to find someone you can communicate and work together with.
@MiriVinni
Dealing with drunk horny people face to face, and those late hours are exhausting and make it hard to have any friends outside the industry, and it generally just takes a special kind of person to do it without becoming a raging alcoholic.
I try so hard to be nice to people...but when I see this sort of thing my only take away is that the person is fking obnoxious and pathologically self centered. Not only that...and I hate that I'm this cynical...but I don't necessarily believe them. It screams narcissism to me
@shwauby
Rats are the only animal that never bit me when I worked at petsmart.
In exchange I would rigorously question rat buyers to make sure they weren’t feeding them to anything (if they were I could refuse the sale).
🚨BREAKING: The state of Oregon says students going forward don’t need to prove understanding of reading, writing or math in order to graduate.
What’s your response?
In all seriousness he’s getting pretty old and did a metric fuckton of steroids for literally decades…
Like I dunno if this one can REALLY be blamed on the vax 😂
@AtlantaConserv1
@visegrad24
Most Supreme Court decisions are unanimous.
Plus like, I don’t care how liberal they are. No one who dedicates their life to studying the law is going to apply a civil war era amendment to Donald Trump because some of his supporters got rowdy in the capitol.
Yes, you need an ID to buy of Sudafed.
No, you don’t need an ID to buy a gun in all states.
No, you don’t need an ID to vote in all states.
Yes, you need an ID to donate blood.
There are reasons for all these things, although many Americans don’t agree with these
crazy to be burning a pride flag while wearing suction fit jeans that are only considered acceptable today because men challenged gender norms 20 years ago
@shwauby
*pretending to open cage to get the rat*
Me: “What kind of snake you got?”
Customer: “Arabian Nut Python”
Me: “Cool, I can’t sell you a rat, we don’t sell feeder rats, go to petco”
Customer “Wait no it’s a pet rat”
Me: “stop being unruly and leave the store”
@real_lord_miles
You realize how many unlucky versions of yourself in alternate universes that you’ve inadvertently killed off by doing stuff like that?
@LizzyStarrrdust
@pearlythingz
When I was a kid my uncle asked how old you had to be before you were “old” and I said 35.
I’m about to be 36, my beard turned grey last year from all of the shit I went through and I think about it a lot.
NEW: Bikini barista takes out a hammer on a customer's car after he threw his drinks on her in South Seattle.
The incident happened at Taste of Heaven Espresso in Seattle which is owned by 23-year-old Emma Lee.
The argument happened after the man started complaining about
My boss (who is black): “See what you can do about this wiring it’s all nigga rigged”
Me: “I’m German so I guess I can try and jerry rig it”
Bossman: “yeah, that’s still probably gonna be a huge improvement”
@CamelToeNoticer
@KILLTOPARTY
I’m not particularly attracted to her and I doubt we’d even get along.
Just because I disagree with the cop loving NPC mob that’s relentlessly mocking a 26 year old who just witnessed her boyfriend get stabbed doesn’t in fact mean I want to sleep with her.
All of it is in poor
UPDATE: Mississippi mother who went viral because she neglected her freezing son, has been arrested.
Good
Kambria Darby was arrested in Byram, Mississippi after her 2 year old son needed paramedics' attention for 'freezing & shaking.'
Darby has since compared herself to Jesus