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AC/DC is way the fuck better than KISS and I will die on that hill.
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@frozenaesthetic
Some hillbilly thought it would be a great idea to bring Russian boars to his hunting preserve and they of course escaped and mixed their genes with the wild pigs the Spanish brought over a long time ago and now we have 500lb super pigs going ham on everything.
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@CalltoActivism
Jesus Christ, he probably just thought she was cute.
Lay off the true crime podcasts and fear porn and try having a normal interaction with another human being at least a couple times a week..
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@historyinmemes
Breaking Bad
I really think even Shakespeare would have enjoyed watching such a beautifully crafted tragedy play out.
I mean he’d be really confused and terrified from the time travel and you’d have to explain to him what meth was but I still think he’d enjoy it.
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@VigilantFox
@rosesamericana1
I’m not anti-vax, in fact I think vaccines are good for the most part and I had all of mine until the Covid one.
But fuck being a test subject for something they threw together in a year.
Esp when I’d already had Covid and it was barely worse than a hangover.…
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@sierra1ynette
@DailyLoud
That’s not for cancer research lol
It’s for “raising awareness” about cancer.
Because there’s so many people who just aren’t aware of cancer…
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@JeninYounesEsq
@HelenWebberley
It would be like me putting on black face, mocking black people then tard raging at anyone who called me out and telling them to shut up because I’m actually more black than they are.
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@negraesoterica
Dominance and submission in a relationship really don’t work well outside the bedroom.
It’s much more important to find someone you can communicate and work together with.
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“N*gglet is the worst racial slur because it’s the only one specifically about children. You don’t call Mexican kids ‘beanlets.”
“I do now”
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@MiriVinni
Dealing with drunk horny people face to face, and those late hours are exhausting and make it hard to have any friends outside the industry, and it generally just takes a special kind of person to do it without becoming a raging alcoholic.
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I want one that says "Retard"
I try so hard to be nice to people...but when I see this sort of thing my only take away is that the person is fking obnoxious and pathologically self centered. Not only that...and I hate that I'm this cynical...but I don't necessarily believe them. It screams narcissism to me
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@dash_eats
It's a Jack Chick tract. Some people used to give them out on Halloween.
They also got eggs thrown at their house a lot.
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@shwauby
Rats are the only animal that never bit me when I worked at petsmart.
In exchange I would rigorously question rat buyers to make sure they weren’t feeding them to anything (if they were I could refuse the sale).
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So like, maybe I'm missing something but why even make kids go to school at all?
🚨BREAKING: The state of Oregon says students going forward don’t need to prove understanding of reading, writing or math in order to graduate.
What’s your response?
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Saw a dead cat.
Am sad now.
Please post pictures of cats that are alive.
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@RebeccaAVelo
@pearlythingz
Because that’s her job? If she gets a bunch of people mad enough to come here and tell her they hate her she makes money.
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@oliveegger
It was a low key shitty thing to say.
Dude was a pussy for overreacting.
Both statements are true
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@negraesoterica
No matter what anyone does there will be a bunch of haters to shit on them.
Ignore said haters
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Why would a place that hasn’t had a murder in 14 years need a tank?
The Pullman Police Department is proud to improve public safety response through the deployment of an urban rescue vehicle!
Learn more:
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In all seriousness he’s getting pretty old and did a metric fuckton of steroids for literally decades…
Like I dunno if this one can REALLY be blamed on the vax 😂
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If the rock didn’t reflect light you wouldn’t be able to take a picture of it 🤦♂️
The Moon is not a reflector. It emits its own light. Its not rock and you can not land on it. Now ask yourself..what else am i being lied to about???
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@deaflibertarian
Remember when the government was trying to prioritize black people for the Covid vaccine under the guise of “equity”?
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@AtlantaConserv1
@visegrad24
Most Supreme Court decisions are unanimous.
Plus like, I don’t care how liberal they are. No one who dedicates their life to studying the law is going to apply a civil war era amendment to Donald Trump because some of his supporters got rowdy in the capitol.
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@wiseconnector
I wouldn’t be borrowing money from my friends to buy lotto tickets because I’m not a fucking deadbeat.
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It’s literally less of a pain in the ass to buy meth than it is to buy Sudafed so obviously the government fucked that up.
Yes, you need an ID to buy of Sudafed.
No, you don’t need an ID to buy a gun in all states.
No, you don’t need an ID to vote in all states.
Yes, you need an ID to donate blood.
There are reasons for all these things, although many Americans don’t agree with these
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Instead of race swapping a random superhero maybe make a movie about this dude?
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Wearing skinny jeans wasn’t a gay thing 20 years ago it was an act of rebellion against the ridiculous baggy pants everyone was wearing.
crazy to be burning a pride flag while wearing suction fit jeans that are only considered acceptable today because men challenged gender norms 20 years ago
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@YinzerGenius
@ElectionLegal
@elonmusk
@Travis_in_Flint
She probably sleeps on the couch and Roberto (who is an alpha male) and Perry sleep in the bed so they can talk about guy stuff.
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@shwauby
*pretending to open cage to get the rat*
Me: “What kind of snake you got?”
Customer: “Arabian Nut Python”
Me: “Cool, I can’t sell you a rat, we don’t sell feeder rats, go to petco”
Customer “Wait no it’s a pet rat”
Me: “stop being unruly and leave the store”
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They actually keep doing this for a few seconds after you rip them out of your enemies chest but it mostly stops after you take the first bite.
A human heart awaiting transplant . This is how it beats inside your body, 24/7. The moment it ceases, you are dead.
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@real_lord_miles
You realize how many unlucky versions of yourself in alternate universes that you’ve inadvertently killed off by doing stuff like that?
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@LizzyStarrrdust
@pearlythingz
When I was a kid my uncle asked how old you had to be before you were “old” and I said 35.
I’m about to be 36, my beard turned grey last year from all of the shit I went through and I think about it a lot.
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How do I make my likes not be private? I want everyone to see all the weird shit I like…
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@RonDeSantis
Give it up Mr Sanctimonious. You can’t beat Donald Trump and I don’t know why you’d want to.
I’d vote for RFK over you.
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A man died. Two people are in critical condition.
If you're insinuating that it's fake you should be sued into oblivion just like Alex Jones was.
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Andrew Tate welcoming you to Gay Narnia (the place you go when you’re so deep in the closet that you pop out the other side)
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don't start shit with a chick that has face tats idiot.
NEW: Bikini barista takes out a hammer on a customer's car after he threw his drinks on her in South Seattle.
The incident happened at Taste of Heaven Espresso in Seattle which is owned by 23-year-old Emma Lee.
The argument happened after the man started complaining about
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My boss (who is black): “See what you can do about this wiring it’s all nigga rigged”
Me: “I’m German so I guess I can try and jerry rig it”
Bossman: “yeah, that’s still probably gonna be a huge improvement”
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The idiot lady in the Covid mask in front of me is literally buying cigarettes.
What the actual fuck.
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I pranked everyone. I’m actually a Fed and I’m telling the government on all of you.
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@AmericanMama86
@TheLaurenChen
So they can get blown up by terrorists the next time the government gets overthrown??
They’re safer in England.
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I want to say these are mulberry’s and that I can eat them but I’m gonna ask a bunch of random strangers that live in my phone just in case.
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I was gonna say I hope Mike hits him so hard he becomes retarded but no one would even be able to tell.
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@CamelToeNoticer
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I’m not particularly attracted to her and I doubt we’d even get along.
Just because I disagree with the cop loving NPC mob that’s relentlessly mocking a 26 year old who just witnessed her boyfriend get stabbed doesn’t in fact mean I want to sleep with her.
All of it is in poor
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Nice, this is basically all of the coolest people on Twitter.
Circle 1:
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@deltaasherhill
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@LizzyStarrrdust
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@AdamColeman2022
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@HeWhoIsSpicy
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@DomesticatedThe
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@OGCrimsonJester
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@JustinH86189338
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@MoonageDaydre4m
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@MESO1776
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@UnfilteredIO
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Because he’s on a bike.
Guy in the car was straight retarded for fucking with him.
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I like that it’s a black guy, a white guy and a Mexican guy all beating the shit out of that dude.
America is healing.
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Can we stop funding war crimes please?
there is no mercy for genocidal murderers.
should have stayed home, ivan.
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Can we figure out who the Walmart employee was so we can get a gofund me going?
UPDATE: Mississippi mother who went viral because she neglected her freezing son, has been arrested.
Good
Kambria Darby was arrested in Byram, Mississippi after her 2 year old son needed paramedics' attention for 'freezing & shaking.'
Darby has since compared herself to Jesus
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