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24, Australian, Car Mechanic. LDS, pro LGBT, pro Women's Rights, advocate for equity in general. DMs open if things are rough, ok? Hope your day goes better.
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In the original Super Mario Bros. Movie from 1993, King Koopa causes 9/11.
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@RatiosCrazy
Agree.
I was offered sex in high school and I genuinely didn't want it.
I don't want my first time to be with anyone other than my spouse. Idc if she's had experience before, but I'm waiting til then. She'll be worth it.
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@metalgearsex
I had a job interview once for a retail job.
I'd done like 7 for the same place and they kept turning me down.
When I got one with a different interviewer I was so fed up that, when asked how much I knew about them, I gave an explicit timeline of its founder and first decades.
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@ProsinPlanet
"he went all in til he won"
What did he do after each loss?
Withdrew more and doubled-down.
Because endless cash from Dad's Emerald Mine, of course
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@sapphicrogue
What's funniest to me:
Homer's ACTUAL JOB is a safety inspector.
This is one of the few times he's actually shown competently doing that.
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@BlueLem0ns
And on the other hand - you might find you're a great uncle or aunt!
Happy enough to entertain some kids when folks visit, hear em out n make em feel appreciated, and then welp time to head home kiddos see ya!
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@bestofdyingtwit
So, even though the photo is technically SFW...
This MAY fall under Revenge Porn laws, which is incredibly illegal.
Given the number of laws Musk has already broken I'm kinda surprised he hasn't been arrested prior, but still.
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@RespectfulMemes
Pride parade for parents in support of their children, Houston Texas, around 1977
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@morritician
ALSO!!!
A drunk person cannot consent IN ANY WAY. Even if they say YES, wait until they're sober - then politely ask if things are okay.
If they say they want to give it a go now, go wild! Let them enjoy it.
If not? Good thing you waited first.
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@RainOnPaper
This art from Super Metroid is always a favourite take on it.
They aren't bigger shoulder-pads, they're fans to help keep her cool!
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I have done it.
I have blocked so many scams that Chiitan is the only Ad I ever get.
I'm Chiitan, Japan's crazy mascot.
I'm the god of advertising who was born to drive out advertising in the world.
I don't have any products or information to recommend, so please watch the video and laugh.
I hope you have a good day today.
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@WholesomeMeme
The entire time poor Carl is a nervous wreck about if he could have done more for Ellie to help her, only to stumble on her diary at the end...
Genuinely made me cry. She loved him for being him, we all need that dynamic
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@ketchupstoes
This is exactly how my dad acts.
Guy is 6'3, 140KG of muscle, and the nicest teddy bear you'd ever meet.
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@funnywes
I will never tire of Kojima using his twitter not to promote his creations or "connect with the youth", but just post stuff he thinks is nice.
Dude posts flowers he sees on walks.
I really think more creators should do that, use twitter as a "this is neat" thing.
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@OdanSymbiont
See the thing is they ARE more professional because she's lifting with her legs, not her back.
Bending forwards like most people do is a quick-lane ticket to back pain
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@Dead_Jackrabbit
Especially weird when they're scrawny in fighting games.
Like dude if the girl is strong, SHOW THAT
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@cosmarrrs
There is THIS tho.
Fun fact: this line is flagged to be once-per-file - unless you reset, he'll never make the comment again.
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@DudespostingWs
Part of what I love about Steve is how, even when an animal did bite or scratch him, he never got upset.
Just accepted it, went "okay, how can I make you relax again, buddy?" Made sure the animal was okay first.
He was a king, and Robert is too.
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@HannaBarberaCap
Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Scoob: "Ruh-Roh!"
Velma: "Jinkies!"
Daphe: "Jeepers!"
Fred: *curls into the fetal position and has an existential crisis*
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@egoraptor
The guy's smile is RADIANT
He knows the song is silly nonsense and he just wants to spread the laughs.
Nothing makes me more convinced in the unshakable human spirit of love than seeing silly novelty songs throughout the ages
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@PokemonHttps
I wanna point out that - going by the levels and pokemon - there's two possible scenarios:
- Preschooler Naya has all 8 gym badges so lvl 50 traded Pokemon (from parents) will listen to her, or
- Naya caught them herself and so they listen regardless of badges.
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@pibi_333
Funniest bit?
"The quick brown fox" only works if you use "JUMPS", not "jumped"
Since this person used the latter, the sentence is missing S.
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@ysiraels
Like I cannot stress enough, this was a guy who was so good at captivating his students that we didn't even need to share notes. We'd all taken them anyway, he was that good at teaching.
I don't know a single student who got lower than a B.
And the school threw him out. Man...
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@Dededaio2
Nothing is better chicken soup for the soul than this simple fact:
Elephants find us cute. They look at us the same way we look at a golden retriever - small, silly, but cheery and full of love!
And what joy that brings us in return! God bless Elephants, man...God bless em.
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@DiscreetLatino
NGL man I'm not even Catholic but even I fully believe this dude has some kinda connection up there.
God would want us to look out for those in need and call out oppressors, and every time I see Francis he's doin just that!
God Bless Him!
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@RespectfulMemes
I want to give a quick PSA:
Do not ever dig a hole deeper than waist length. Please.
When sand collapses in, there is an INSANE amount of pressure that will completely immobilize you - and if it's above your lungs, it will also stop your chest expanding to breathe...
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@JohnXuandou
I wanna point out:
When Steve was fatally stung by the stingray, he WAITED FOR THE RAY TO LEAVE SAFELY before requesting help from his mates.
The last thing he wanted was for either his mates, or the ray, to be in any harm
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@gothspiderbitch
As an aside - how little sleep is considered sleep deprivation?
Some nights I only get like 4-6 hours, but never more than just one night so I'm pretty sure it evens out?
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@thalassashells
He also has this dialogue from Zelda 2, and another bit from BoTW if you approach the fish cooking in Lurelin before completing the "take back the sea" quest
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@Esqueer_
Lemme add James Barry to this list.
Dude invented the C-section birth, presented as (and was ACCEPTED as) male his whole life.
For those "we always tell" types, Barry's mates didn't believe he was born female UNTIL HIS AUTOPSY
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@ysiraels
My science teacher LOVED using any excuse to do a science experiment, as a way to let us recharge and get interest back.
He let us help eachother before tests "cus you've all got the notes, long as you don't share DURING it's fine"
He got fired for "not following the book"
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@RatiosCrazy
Cheers.
I mean I figure if a girl does wind up liking me that much, least I can do is ask what she likes and take the time to let her really enjoy herself, yknow?
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@Kailikapu
Kaua'i'ō'ō was recorded singing in 1987.
His call is a duet - asking for a partner who will never join, for a song we will never know in its full glory
He died that same year. With him, went his genus and entire family of Mohoidae, Hawaiian Honeyeaters
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@InternetHippo
Let's not forget:
The US has had more Mass Shootings than Days in a year, multiple years, some in a row.
IIRC the first one was 2013, a decade ago
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@womenpostingws
He did actually say this by the way.
"Yeah nah mate those dirty thoughts sound like a you problem"
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@TheOmegaVirus
Fun fact
Drebin's VA, Khary Payton, actually stopped mid-take to ask what the hell was going on and why Drebin knew or needed to tell Snake this.
He wasn't given an answer.
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@naydrasgift
So I wanna point out something from BoTW as well, for ZeLink's sake:
In Gerudo Town, there's a "Vai & Voe" romantics class - where Link can sit in with lessons.
If he enters, then responds "no", teach w say "oh? You already have someone you like?"
Link then sheepishly nods :3
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@PersonthePerso2
Also "Mario you're no longer from Brooklyn" he NEVER WAS from Brooklyn.
He was an Italian-American IMMIGRANT from day 1
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@wariocolosseum
Gotta be up there with Birthday Pikachu A.K.A YOUR Pikachu for broken fun times.
People legit had to start checking IDs cus of this dude at locals.
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@Voltrix77
I wanna point out:
When someone dies, every muscle in the body relaxes.
This includes the sphincter, the muscle subconsciously responsible for holding everything in.
Now, he doesn't HAVE to be dead for that to have happened, but...
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@RatiosCrazy
The Switch is the "correct" layout.
It was first done in 1991, a decade before the first Xbox
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@HakitaDev
MAY I ADD:
Bram Stoker would write stories for fun, sometimes for mates or writing magazines - short mysteries, adventures and the like.
He didn't get major attention until he published a full novel at the age of 50.
That novel was Dracula - now synonymous with horror!
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@RatiosCrazy
Well like what's the alternative, really?
What, I ask her to do something I like and just... not care bout her?
No way man. If she likes me, she deserves the world.
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@Sir_Likes_A_Lot
Just seeing the captions feels like the most bland possible song you could make out of this.
Plus, she's dressed like Big Boss while referring to Snavid, but also like I don't recall bombs being a thing??
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@corvophobia
I'd like to point out: there's an author from the 1800s who wrote short stories and novels, mostly for fun - he shared them with his mates, doing it privately with no success for other 30 years.
It wasn't until he was 50 years old he did his Magnum Opus - pictured below.
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@Explosm
I still don't understand how NFTs made it this far tbh.
It's like if pokemon cards gave you instructions on printing your own pokemon cards, and claimed they had the same value.
You can't buy to flip the rare ones because none of them are rare. Anyone can make them.
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@Slither2006
What kills me is, this MASTERPIECE is the *original 1922 film poster*.
This would've been BANGER AF as a banner across the top!!
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@eagleman42069
Even better if you cup your hands over it like you're just about to light it...
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@hutchleah
Can I second this as a guy?
Like, I get it. Sometimes you're tired, or frustrated, or something happens. Whatever. Any reason for no is a fine reason.
Please, don't tell yourself you "have to" say yes to sex. No guy worth his salt would want you to do that, either.
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@dgollamaart
I am begging you please DO NOT BREACH NDA at any point before release.
Idk you but you deserve a spot in the credits and I don't want that chance ripped out from under you
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@synanthropy
I mean...there's SOME logic behind this (microwaves heat via radiation) but I don't think it's sound.
On the other hand, sunburns are minute radiation burns. That one, I know for fact - learnt it from arc-wielding in high school (plus u can get cancer from the sun in Australia)
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@Chezi34
Also;
DK briefly glances back at Mario, who then quietly nods.
It's a genuine gift, and DK realises that.
Leagues better.
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@Socorro99333429
@resurgam40
@caldatelier
They can both bake too.
Romance or not that's squad goals right there
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@JohnstoneYT
Hey so friendly reminder:
The ENTIRE REASON that flash was first made a thing in Gen 2?
The games were playable on the original Game Boy, which naturally could not display color.
That jingle was intentionally added, SPECIFICALLY FOR THE REASON YOU STATE
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@PersonthePerso2
All of these complaints occurred roughly by each franchise's THIRD GAME, if not the second.
Mario swapped overalls in 1989, Peach was a blonde NPC by 1990, Link was blond and feminine by 1991, Samus had a skimpy leotard IN THE ORIGINAL METROID.
Bro is clueless
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@nescartridges
FOUND THE SCENE!!!
evgeniy papernyy as Dr Livesey, among the rest of the cast, goofing off during the credits roll.
The enthusiasm they all have is infectious!!
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@jules_su
> trillion
...the very notion of that number is completely out of my comprehension.
Billion is already insane. Billionaires shouldn't exist because none get that cash morally.
But TRILLION???
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@WholesomeMeme
Unless someone happens to be on a US boating trip, I don't think I can make one...
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@weezintime
May I add FtM surgeon James Barry? (seen here 1820)
Born Margaret Anne Bulkley in 1789, he was known to present as male both publicly and in private (as opposed to just in public for career's sake), and he performed the first recorded C-section in Africa, saving mum and child!
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@Dexerto
This already exists.
It was made by an edgy teenager. Yes, really.
Pokemon Snakewood
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@peachlybeloved
Louis Wain's art, but especially this one.
He made it after finding out he would be transferred to a nicer mental institution, thanks to the efforts of his family
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@RespectfulMemes
Adding to this!
The Aussie Cattle Dog seen in "Mad Max 2" was incredibly friendly to everyone on set, including the actor for the villains.
So when it came time for the dog to "attack" him, it was actually tackling him into a cuddle - quick cuts and dubbed growls did the rest.
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Hot Pursuit 2010 is still the most animation I have ever seen for a 1st person view in a racing game.
Please note this game DOESN'T HAVE a 1st person view without mods. The devs did all this WITHOUT LETTING YOU SEE IT
U might be interested
@BlackPanthaaYT
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@unicouniuni3
"the name's Unico...Uni Unico. And you?"
"Bond. James Bond. Pleasure to make your aquantance."
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@WholesomeMeme
Fun fact!!
Cats meow exclusively as a cat-to-human form of conversation, and it doesn't have much meaning other than general attention grabbing or expressing joy.
In short your cat is going "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--"
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@DynamoSuperX
Also there's a comic (Super Mario Adventures) that was originally a Japanese Manga that pre-dates the SNES.
When Mario gets kidnapped, she gets PISSED and threatens to bomb Bowser's entire family, even if she dies too.
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@unicouniuni3
*HONK HONK*
"Hello, sir? You said you were moving house...want any help?"
"こんにちは、先生？引っ越しするって言ってたけど…何か手伝いたい？"
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@PJiggles_
Just wanna mention that MC Alpha here did not have creative.
He did this all in Survival
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@nescartridges
His actor, Evgeniy Papernyy, even dressed up as him during recording sessions!!
There's even footage of him goofing around during it but I can't find it for the life of me...even just this pic was hard enough to locate.
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@notdeoxide
Also the Midnight Club only raced on highways, at midnight, focusing solely on top speed. If you EVER lost control of a car, you were gone. Kicked out.
Faking membership would see your car vandalised.
They had ONE crash in 99 - and IMMEDIATELY disbanded. Gone, overnight.
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@PinkieToons
Idk what annoys me more about these types;
The fact they so clearly ignore their own scripture, or how arrogant and snarky they act while they do it.
While I hope it wouldn't come to it, even The Saviour got physical in the defense of the sick and needy...
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@mattxiv
"Jesus didn't condemn people"
Funnily enough he did condemn only one group - the fundamentalist Pharisees who refused to treat others with kindness.
But even then, there was one in Mark 12 who committed to change his ways - and Jesus was quite thankful to him.
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@thalassashells
Also Link had a dinner date setup in BoTW which seems to suggest he planned for Zelda to bunk with him ahead of time.
Evidently it worked. Kudos to him.
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