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Not Brett Sutton

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I'm both handsome and wise. A God amongst men. Not actually Brett Sutton.

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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
Dan vs NSW government vs Federal government #whackitywhack
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
Smiley Dan is a genuine Sunday vibe
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
This is an annoyance, a misdemeanor, a felon, a crime, a tragedy, a disturbance in the force and an abhorrent sin. I’m surprised the USA don’t force captives to drink it during interrogations. This nonsense must end.
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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
@DangerousDaveW True, most use Instagram too!
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
CFMEU expect no delays as a result of the 14 day construction shut down. The absence of Facebook and Instagram means sites will actually be getting work done at unprecedented rates today.
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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
Gold Coast Suns right now
@TheOnion
The Onion
3 years
The Worst Sports Teams Of All Time
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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
@somewherein84 And then the clock on the silo says 11 degrees, just to add to the confusion
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
RT @AshleyLeahy: Covid compliance just increased by 100% as #facebookdown
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
Luckily Mt Buller isn’t under the same restrictions as metro Melbourne
@10NewsFirstMelb
10 News First Melbourne
3 years
Authorities have warned Victorians to celebrate Grand Final Day in their own homes, with a ban on visitors meaning fans shouldn’t make an event out of the day. There’s also a warning for people not to congregate before or after the game, regardless of the result. #AFLGF
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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
We got Delta from NSW and now WA want to give us the clap.
@BasilZempilas
Basil Zempilas
3 years
TOMORROW @OptusStadium - 20.21 in the first quarter #AFLGF - we’re asking everyone in the stadium to stand for one minute and applaud - a nod to our friends around the country who are doing it tough & to let them know we’re with them in this difficult time. Let’s do it WA 👏💪🏆
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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
@romanianrambo3 That’s hardly Covid safe, Tony. Good Looking Auslan Guy gets a small choccy milk, all the rest get a big one.
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@NotBrettSutton
Not Brett Sutton
3 years
@blakeyjames_ I’ve got Jeroen to do a nudey run through the protesters
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
RT @TheShovel: Imagine going to a WAR MEMORIAL to tell everyone how scared you are of getting a little injection
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
Waste water testing won’t be done today. The system was overwhelmed at around 9.15am this morning when every Victorian shat themselves simultaneously
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
@romanianrambo3 Just how i like it - shaken, not stirred
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
@ShaunLeaneMP Even if construction was open he would still have to wonder. Hasnt done a hard days work in his life #dimtim
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Not Brett Sutton
3 years
At this stage of proceedings, if Godzilla walked past the window I’d just take another sip of choccy milk and press “next episode”
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