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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
What is “🧿” in your bio going to do ?
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@NotAaisha
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I get hit with depression and sadness when it's Eid. Every year I see posts of everyone's families, praying together eating together. I see everyone's Eid fits. I have no tradition and have no family to see. It's just me in my room every Eid.
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
The most annoying sound is that freaking IPhone Alarm bro
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@NotAaisha
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If you’re dating someone from Hunter, you’re single to me. Tf they going to do, ban me from the hunter formal.
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@NotAaisha
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STOP talking shit about other CUNYs HUNTER is Spontaneous BARUCH is Intelligent CITY COLLEGE is Inspiring QUEENS COLLEGE BROOKLYN COLLEGE is Historic
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
UBER POOL IS WACK SON. HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME POOL WITH MY EX!? 😭
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@NotAaisha
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@lorrainecrnp @ro2auu @segfaultnyc It’s a patrol organization, Just how the Jewish community has its own. The NYPD is not a part of it but they work with MCPS. They are here to make our community safe. They feed the homeless every Friday, there’s really nothing negative to see.
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
When you only replied because you were bored but he caught feelings
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Just wanted to tweet #pakistanitakeover
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@NotAaisha
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I want to steal my moms ozempic so bad
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@ubazxo Dunkin Donuts
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@NotAaisha
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Him: You’re cute Me: LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
All that energy of people dming me I’m banned from Hunter , use that on studying. It’s why y’all graduate a semester late.
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Mom: where you going? Me: Library to study 6ix9ine: She has a boyfriend
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@NotAaisha
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Party City sells Eid and Ramadan decorations. Never have I seen this and I am so happy to see it ! 😭💜
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Men like this disgusting and toxic. Stay in your own lane brother, and worry about your toxic self and whatnot.
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@NotAaisha
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My mom really thinks I'm going to end up alone....thanks for the boost of confidence
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@NotAaisha
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I like to confuse people about what I'm associated with
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@NotAaisha
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My mom asked me if I have a boyfriend. Bruhh it was so funny because my ass is so single single that I was like yo mom go ahead look through my phone 😂
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@NotAaisha
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What's the point of being mean to someone you don't know? I cannot comprehend how you can get satisfaction trying to hurt someone's feelings intentionally.
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
I can’t wait to meet the love of my life. I really CAN’T wait, like where the fuck are you
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@NotAaisha
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Wow bengalis are having beef on the TL today and for the first time it has nothing to do with Pakistanis
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@NotAaisha
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Being in love with someone and having them be in love with you is the best feeling ever. LOL too bad no one loves me 😔
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@NotAaisha
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💟
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@NotAaisha
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By bringing his mom more food when they’re at a wedding
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
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Men are not trash
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@NotAaisha
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Be patient. You might find someone who’s a 10/10 today but next month you’ll find someone a 11/10. Don’t settle for less.
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@NotAaisha
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Every time this guy posts a selfie on his story I wanna reply “SNACKKKKKKKK 😩😩” But I don’t
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
No matter how broken my heart is, I will not associate myself with the hookup culture.
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@NotAaisha
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These vegans are getting out of hand. I’m sitting at the park eating a chicken salad minding my own business & this vegan decided to walk up to me and say “you’re disgusting eating that” BOYYY I will dead slap the grass out your system
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Urdu/Hindi: Bole Chudiyaan English: Bowl of Cheerios
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@NotAaisha
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4 years
Wait, you’re telling me ZAYN had sex 🥺😩
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@NotAaisha
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I remember my cousins from Pakistan asked me what my fave vegetable was and I said broccoli and they didn’t know what that was so I showed them a pic and they screamed GREEN GOBIIIIII
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
Why is NYC always the target for attacks? You know there’s 49 other states in the US? You know where the White House is ?
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
4 years
Red looking kinda sus
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
I got my permit at age 16 and it expired. I am 21 almost 22 now and I’m going to retake this permit test. Wish me luck y’all
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
Okay serious talk, I need all the cute fine ass brown men to follow me and hml. It’s an emergency!!
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
Ran away ? 1. You snatched the mic and didn’t even answer the question. 2. You can clearly see people pushing them away pointing them to leave . 3. India is not Kashmir. Kashmir is Kashmir 4. FREE KASHMIR
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
4 years
You’re looking for a soulmate. I’m looking to die. We’re not the same.
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
We get so much love from the Sikh community and we really need to return the favor. The Sikh community has my support.
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
4 years
Flowers are my fave, so here’s some pics I took with an IPhone X lol
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@NotAaisha
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4 years
Staten Island real quiet rn
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Wassup beach !
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@NotAaisha
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When I know I was going to flake on the plans but I had to hit em with that “oh shit that was today?”
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
I’ve waited a whole year and now I’m going back to school in the spring to start my masters.
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@NotAaisha
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❤️🤍
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
IM OFFICIALLY 22 🎂🎈🤪
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@NotAaisha
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3 years
I want my clout back on Twitter so here’s a cute pic of me 😡
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@NotAaisha
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3 years
Birthday flicks 💕
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Pakistani people mad nosey. It’s why y’all got big ass noses.
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@NotAaisha
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4 years
5 to an 8 due to makeup and a filter
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@NotAaisha
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3 years
Everyday I wanna disappear more and more
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@NotAaisha
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Men. Are. Kings.
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@NotAaisha
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4 Billion men in this world and you still think men are trash, well they are
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@NotAaisha
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Bruh if my crush doesn’t watch my story, that whole story was a waste
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Sikhs do the most for Muslims and my appreciation and love for them is infinity. This protestor is a joke.
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Ravinder Singh Robin ਰਵਿੰਦਰ ਸਿੰਘ رویندرسنگھ روبن
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#Breaking update ; We will not let any Sikh live in #NankanaSahib and will change its names to Ghulam-e-Mustafra, a local Muslim protestor.
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Olive you with these two pics
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@NotAaisha
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Are you fucking serious SRK?!?! Amir Khan ?!?! I’m so heartbroken omg
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Shah Rukh Khan
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Thank u @narendramodi for hosting us & having such an open discussion on #ChangeWithin & the role artistes can play in spreading awareness of the msgs of The Mahatma. Also the idea of a University of Cinema is extremely opportune!
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Lmfaooo how does the bride plan the whole wedding but the groom has more fun.
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@NotAaisha
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Of course I get a cold when the weather starts getting nice 🙃
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
Me as a Cashier : Are you a Rewards Member ? Customer: No, but my wife is but she passed away Me: ......🥺
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@NotAaisha
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4 years
Some bitches are fucking evil. It takes a lot for someone to share personal information when they were sexually assaulted. But to those that lie about it and try to ruin a guys life. Disgusting behavior.
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
I want a love marriage
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how I'm tryna be like
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@NotAaisha
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I officially hold a Masters Degree 😎
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@NotAaisha
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I think
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@NotAaisha
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What guys are really doing when they tell their girl I’m hanging out with the guys
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@NotAaisha
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I’m 21 and I can’t wait to have my first kiss
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@NotAaisha
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I freaking love K Dramas. I end one and start another.
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@NotAaisha
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Sis, I hope you know when we see DMV we think of Department of Motor Vehicles
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@NotAaisha
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I make my roti round 😭
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@NotAaisha
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I wish I wish with all my heart, to find a brown boy that isn’t a thot
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@NotAaisha
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If it’s meant to be it wouldn’t be this hard
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@NotAaisha
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What's keeping me up at night is thinking about how I only lost 15 pounds when I need to lose 228382929383
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@NotAaisha
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I wanted to give you the world but you... wanted to be a hoe
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@NotAaisha
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I’m the only person who actually really cares about you and you pushed me away..okay 😞
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@NotAaisha
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Desi parents will spoil you at your wedding but not let you pick the person you want to marry 🤦🏻‍♀️
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@NotAaisha
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🤍
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NYC > Anywhere
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@NotAaisha
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Laal Dupatta
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@fxhadd @lxaibs_nm Android problems
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@NotAaisha
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I’m Indian tonight because I don’t do beef
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@NotAaisha
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Bro if YOU made plans with me and you didn’t confirm it the day before then we had NO plans foh
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@NotAaisha
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Red lipstick always look good
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@NotAaisha
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Y’all want your weddings spontaneous but end up having it at Royal Alberts like everyone else
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@NotAaisha
Aaisha
5 years
Never will I have that phase. No thank you, not for me.
@HorlamilekanHo6
Lamii Of London 🇬🇧😍
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Sco pa tu manaa
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@NotAaisha
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If I say I’m going to call you right back, I’m really not
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@NotAaisha
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Let me Fall 🍁 for you Lol
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@NotAaisha
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Now accepting rishta applications 🥺
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@NotAaisha
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Spit the tea now or later
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@NotAaisha
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A terrorist attack took place in a Gurdwara in Afghanistan. Lives were taken, including children. My prayers are out to them, their families, and the Sikh community.
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@NotAaisha
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Me: Bruhh I need to stop spending money on hookah Friend: Let’s smoke hookah
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@NotAaisha
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Why can’t one person be enough for you ? I don’t understand why loyalty is so hard to find nowadays, it’s sad.
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@NotAaisha
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My heart, my soul. Love my nephew(s)
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@NotAaisha
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Once again I’m confusion. People watch my story on IG and then when I request to follow them they don’t accept. Why you gotta see me but I can’t see you 🤧
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@NotAaisha
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Zionists complaining about the heat is so funny to me 😭 Yall know you're going somewhere hotter right
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@NotAaisha
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5 years
I get so much clout on my dumb tweets but when I tweet something funny I only get 6 likes
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🌺
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@NotAaisha
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Idk how people can talk to multiple people at once. I’m either talking to one person or no one and in my case, no one.
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