I told my employees I'd be 32 on my bday.
Employee: Wow, we thought you were turning 40.
Me: 🙄 Umm what makes you say that?
Employee: We thought you just looked young for 40 because you're always talking about old people stuff like sleep, cornbread, & reading books.
Me: ⬇️
I just came out to my 13 daughter, and she cuts me off saying “Duh! I been knew, & that don’t mean Imma love you any different.”
I’ve put off this moment for so long, and she’s given me the most accepting response I’ve ever gotten.
I’m an emotional mess 😭
And I’m so grateful.
Ppl be flirting w/ me & I be clueless
Me: *checking him in* What’s your name?
Him: Well let’s just say your grandmother would be proud if you brought me home because it’s a biblical name.
Me: My grandma dead.
Him: 🥴 It’s Luke…
Me: Thank you…
Me:*10 min later* Wait ⤵️
When the movie is over, are we gonna talk about how traumatic it can be living in strict religious households? Or are we gon’ act like our Holy Ghost filled parents can’t be toxic because of their sacrifices. We love to romanticize trauma.
#TheClarkSisters
#TheClarkSistersMovie
I’m really in love with my best friend.
I’m so fucking lucky, man.
Yeah we have rough moments
But I love how committed he is to my happiness & loving me in ways I can comprehend & receive.
I’m so grateful for every relationship that didn’t work out because they lead me to you.
Y’all, for 2 days I’ve been at work flirting with this thick, bearded, dark skinned guy with full lips, a negro nose and Jackson 5 nostrils. Tell me why he asked where I’m from, and it turns out he’s my fucking 2nd cousin. I hate it here. I c-
While we’re on the topic of big dicks, know that more of us would take a big one if u made the opening up process a part of foreplay rather than sitting there lookin bothered & impatient while we adjust. Rub a nigga leg or nipple or something. Use a toy. Kiss me. SOMETHING. Jeez.
@iamjojo
is really out here being unproblematic and fine af...
On PURPOSE...
We don’t deserve her.
The nerve of you JoJo.
How dare you be this damn fine on a Wednesday!
I shot my shot at a dude damn near 3 years ago and missed. Mans shot me down quick af. Now he in my inbox. Aside from the fact that I’m in a relationship, I wanna tell him ain’t shit changed about me but my waist. If you ain’t like me then you won’t like me now 🤷🏾♂️
I ain’t shit! So my neighbor is one of them white girls who looks like she dates black guys, and her son is mixed. I told myself “I bet lil homie name is Aiden”... So I get out my car just now and yell “Yo, Aiden” and ole girl turned around and said “ How you know my son?” 😂😂😂
I’m usually using a filter cause my pores are wider than the manger baby Jesus laid in. But I’m still a chocolate, linebacker built country hoodrat under all of that. 🤷🏾♂️
PLEASE RETWEET: Stepped out to go to Waffle House at 1am and saw this little guy. If you are in South Charlotte on South Blvd, I may have your baby. Pease help me find his owner.
Another pointless selfie with too much light in the room, a filter, and a tank that I wear all the time.
In other news, I really need to decide on how I’ll fill in my shoulders and cover my dragon… Maybe more akatsuki clouds 🤔
Big bawdy bum 🥴😂
Nah, seriously. First workout of the year after some time off. I’m sore, but I missed this feeling.
Shoutout to everyone using the new year as a catalyst for positive change. You got this.
One of my employees never has on the right work pants. Instead of writing him up, I simply asked why. Turns out he couldn’t afford them, so I just went out & bought him a few. I feel good knowing I could bless him. It’s small, but black boys need to see black men invest in them.