NorbertoSchuerh
@NorbertoSchuerh
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father. Lawyer. Poker player.
Salt Lake City UT
Joined July 2013
Today is the most important day of my life! Yesterday is gone and tomorrow is never promised.
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What if every time you yawn, a ghost puts his dick in your mouth?
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Hey Europeans its way too early to be on Twitter lol go back to bed you knuckleheads
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my dad can only get me up on a saturday if he makes chocolate chip pancakesss
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Losers quit when they're tired. Winners quit when they've won. -Unknown
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The Dalai Lama said that sleep is the best form of meditation. This is obviously why I sleep for all eternity
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Strong market with low stock levels - there were 23,707 properties listed in Sydney last month, 23 per cent less than in June last year.
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1st day of holiday went well :P sooo excited for 22 June 2013 going to be one insane night
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I love the fact that JC works at my school. I just leave class and hang out with him when I need a break from editing. ^__^
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I never confront a female bout a nigga that's Y'ALL business ion gaf why would I argue with him & fuck up my benefits? Nooooo.
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Kindness is ever the begetter of kindness. - Sophocles
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Got McDonald's breakfast,I'm ready to hate my life now.
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. -CS Lewis
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Coca-Cola was originally only marketed to white people, while Pepsi was marketed to black people.
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