Laura ᴶᴹ👉👈 ᴶᴷ
@Nonononinoni888
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🙄.Ok I''ll say it plainly then:.If Taekook was real, JK wouldn' t have enlisted with Jimin. Period. This absolutely does not imply Jikook's validity as a couple (as far as I'm concerned) but it ABSOLUTELY implies Taekook's invalidity.
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But how do you end up biting your friend's neck while he's spinning you around ?.I don't-
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My korean closet ghost says that if your korean dad was also your source for that 6 weeks bullshit, maybe your korean dad shouldn't be your source.
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Taekookers are very brave. Because, lets be honest, if roles were reversed and JK had enlisted with Tae, I probably would have deactivated a while ago and made myself very small lmao.
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The way tkkrs assume OP is a jikooker when they're actually a minjooner is veeery telling 😂. Feeling threatened ? 🧐. I know they wake up in cold sweat after nightmares about jm and jk.
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Imagine bragging about JK commenting on a "Tae-related" video and it's a Jimin tiktok lmao
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*V and JK do stuff together*.Taekookers : "Taekook is real because they do stuff together !". *V and JK don't do stuff together*.Taekookers : "Taekook don't do stuff together because they're real !". It makes sense if you don't think about it 🫡.
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The way that every little interaction between JK and JM is barked at as "shipping material" by Non-Jikookers should be studied. What's got you so triggered, huh?.We're not even the most vocal shippers so what makes jikook suuuch a sensitive topic?
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You do not miss the opportunity to be mutually there for your partner for 1,5 year during one of the most challenging experiences of your lives. You just don't. And you DEFINITELY don't pick your boyfriend's BFF instead wtf 😂.🚩I'm scared for y'all's relationships irl . 🤦.
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I'm perpetually amazed at taekookers's complete lack of self-awareness
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. alright, i'm gonna say it. Hang me in the town square if you like but Tae is giving *one-sided queerbaiting to bury my gf receipts* Big Time right now. I love you boo but come on. .
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Guys I follow this crazy Taekooker for laughs and I really wanna share with you the crazy stuff she puts out because it's hilarious but she's on priv and I don't want to risk her blocking me because then I won't be able to laugh anymore but aarrrghhh what should I doooo
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@koomibleu my boyfriend who isn't into BTS but has been painfully exposed to them since 2016 because of me, is more convinced they're a thing than I am. When I try to be moderate and careful he just dismisses me and just goes "oh please it's obvious" 😂.
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It's only been one (1) month and I've lost count of how many times these idiots have lost their minds and come up with embarrassing fanfiction to cope. How are you gonna SURVIVE a year+ of this???. IT'S ONLY BEEN A MONTH
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Come back you coward. You know what, you're right😂.Jm and Jk ARE supporting each other in that hell hole. Because they CHOSE to stick together. And Tae CHOSE to join "the special department". THAT was his priority. So spare me ur "JK has tattoos so he wasn't allowed" bullshit.
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@SaraOT5 gotta say that this is the best concept for an album I've ever seen 😲, totally my style !.
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"one way" maybe they're escaping the military and never coming back.
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Thoroughly convinced that the sad weirdos who can't stand seeing JM and JK together are just mad because they see exactly what Jikookers see. But hey, whatever. 🙄.
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@Mlle_N_75 Ça me détruit. Je sais pas où il trouve la force parce que même moi je pleure. Un grand respect pour un grand Monsieur.
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@ayorapline he wants us to be strong so our hips don't break. he's concerned for the safety of all.
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@viinthebox Exactly. It's not even about Tae. It's simply that if JK or Jimin had the opportunity to enlist together and chose ANYONE but each other, that would just show me that they're not together because come on. .
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How in the world is that in any way normal ?.Seriously.
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When will taekookers realise that they're just a fucking embarassment at this point ?.
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You don't seem to remember the part where that insta account was a JM anti ?.Or is it that you don't find it problematic ?.🤨.
I remember the vile shit everbody said to tae when he shared an insta story OF HIMSELF but the account he reposted from was a taekooker. I never forget the shit shippers do to the boys.
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Riddle me this: .Why haven't I come across any jikookers "romanticizing military service", yet all these weirdos out there are lamenting about it ?
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That flight is fucking brutal, he must really love him. .
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@koomibleu I remember a time when JK was SO uncomfortable with TH that JM had to literally con and drag him into having a conversation with TH. These people have an awfully short memory, don't they ?.
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I hope someone's keeping track of all the bullshit antis and tkkrs have been coming up with so we can have a good laugh come June 2025.
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Weirdos eagerly latching onto any notion of jikook being separated (no matter how far-fetched) 🙄.The whole point of them choosing to enlist together is so they. can. stick. together. Y'all are gonna have to just cope harder at some point.
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I love how all the "romantic Vkook moments" supposedly happen privately or behind the cam. yet SOMEHOW Tkkrs just know about them? Even though there's never any receipt?.They just telepathically KNOW those moments have happened 👌.Also crazy how the romance never bleeds out.
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The noise jungkook made. You know THAT noise ? YOU KNOW WHICH ONE. The FRUITY noise. It still haunts me.
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These buffoons can believe whatever they want, their ship is dead anyway lol
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Tkkrs are screaming "company content" the same way Larrys used to scream "management" back in the 1D era. Olympic medalist mental gymnasts 😂.
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There are hundreds, maybe THOUSANDS, of actual jikook moments. There's no need to move like Taekookers 🙄.JK did not write on JM's birthday cake. You know what else while we're at it ?.He was referring to drinking alcohol and not pointing at JM during that 3J Christmas live. Deal
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"jikook is fanservice".Yeah well, considering they're each other's biggest fans, that's probably fine lol
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You know what ?.The simple abundance of Taekookers is the only thing shielding them from becoming aware that everyone else thinks they're idiots.
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In all seriousness though : If two people doing *anything* together triggers you This Much, then it's time for you to reevaluate yourself.
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WTF jikook?.The fact that I had never even heard of the buddy system before jm&jk?.Like, THIS IS SUCH A POWER MOVE . My brain still can't quite comprehend that they're together. Like, RIGHT THIS SECOND. Until June 2025.
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I'm trying not to think about jikook's travel show because what if they get drunk and giggly ? What if they sing in the car? What if they play together in the water ? WHAT IF THEY WATCH THE STARS AT NIGHT ??? .What then huh ?.
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What's going on?.Desperate Tkkrs are on fire lately! .Barking tirelessly just for my entertainment 😂?
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I genuinely hate these degenerates.
Have some shame for God's sake. Why are you doing it? Same goes for everyone. Don't do it. It's disrespectful and embarrassing.
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I don't usually feel old but people are asking who "this guy" is and it's DBSK/TVXQ's Jaejoong and I just. There wasn't a bigger Kpop sensation than his group back then. If there's a discussion about paving the way, he's part of it.
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Conclusion : .if Tkkrs were to ever use logic, they would self combust.
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I'm gonna make a GC 'cause I can' t keep up with the DMs 😭.
Guys I follow this crazy Taekooker for laughs and I really wanna share with you the crazy stuff she puts out because it's hilarious but she's on priv and I don't want to risk her blocking me because then I won't be able to laugh anymore but aarrrghhh what should I doooo
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@Koomi_twt But at the same time, I'd rather all the crazy be concentrated in their camp than having to internally deal with batshit shippers. I'm thankful that they're filtering themselves out lmao.
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What desperation looks like :.
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"Haha, yes, your friend is really funny. okay, that's enough now. ".
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this always gets me 😳.
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WOW.You just made that up lmao but ok I'll entertain your happy little fantasy :.If true, then Tae valued his military special forces dream over tackling this tough & grueling 1,5 year with his boyfriend. THAT was his priority.You realise that's what you're saying 😂 ?.
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Them thinking that Tae is prioritizing his 1.5 year long military "career" over enlisting with his BF for mutual support through this notoriously hellish shit just amazes me. MS isn't a military career, what are you smoking ?.You think he's gonna quit BTS to become a navy seal ?.
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@j_adorejk You do realise that whatever this is has appeared nowhere else than on op's account, right ?.Is that enough for you to figure out what's going on or should I spell it out for you ? .Starts with "set", ends with "up".
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Tkkrs about facts :
@earthsemerald Jikook is the only ship I've seen where the 3rd person is more popular. Jikookers are obsessive about Tae. I feel that ship was built for him. My conspiracy theory is this ship was manufactured to facilitate the hate campaign against so it doesn't have a foundation without him.
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I'm 🤏 close to following that Taekooker account. I'm 100% serious. I haven't laughed like this in a while 🤣
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They've literally been told to "stop looking at each other!" during a photos hoot but they're the fanservice couple?.Sure
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wow that ship's culture is just a shit show , isn' it ?😂
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@BunchiJikook please don't do that. no, he wasn't (jk's simply setting up his ac and talking to himself).let's not stoop that other ship's level, come on, there's no need
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I'm becoming more and more uncomfortable with his vibe 👀.idk something's off.
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JK and his raging minimoni anti agenda.JK u LIL fruitloop 🙄
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Beautiful art (👌) but is there a reason the J is missing ?.
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Oh so we're just straight up making stuff up now, I see 🤣.I know the lack of interaction between your ship these last years has taken a toll but resorting to Wattpad fanfiction as facts is not it 😬.
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@_luv_uwu Why was biting your go-to?.How drunk were you? .What happenend afterwards???!.I have mosquito net jikook and their flirtiness in mind. .
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Well, no, we're not. We're talking about Taehyung and Jungkook (and the rest of BTS). You, however, are talking about fanfiction.
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we're slowly getting there ig.
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2 good things about the military service nonsense :. - knowing JK & JM are together 24/7 👌.- witnessing these imbeciles become miserable and quickly lose their minds 👌
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My notifs have gone a lot quieter since the teaser dropped lol.
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If simply describing the situation gives you a sense of romantic undertones, that seems to be a personal interpretation on your end. So take it up with yourself, I guess.
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Same vibe with tkkrs dissing koomin. No matter what they say it just doesn't reach because I can't for the life of me take them seriously. Anyone relate or am I just numb ?.
I wonder. When jimin antis come up with names like "ugly piggy" or "ugly dwarf" and what have you, do they really think it lands ?.I mean, does anyone even get triggered ? 'Cause I just roll my eyes at the lack of effort and go on about my day, personnally, so I'm curious.
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The way Taekookers simply make. shit. up. is stupefying.
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I wonder. When jimin antis come up with names like "ugly piggy" or "ugly dwarf" and what have you, do they really think it lands ?.I mean, does anyone even get triggered ? 'Cause I just roll my eyes at the lack of effort and go on about my day, personnally, so I'm curious.
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The korean ghost that lives in my closet tells me you're full of shit
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here we go again
Oh no. I thought it was over. Getting one last squeeze out of him. Poor JK. If a name could lose flavour from unnecessary usage. you'd be in dire straits. Ngl. 🙄
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Stop forcing them to use logic. It confuses them.
I’m actually confused do tkkrs and armys realise that if they broke up they they must have dated in the first place
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How could you even think that ?😂.Have you met taekookers ?.
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Don't know why I'm thinking about this right now but you know who has impeccable magic shop jikook energy ?.Malec.
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@ArmyLeftMe @nwlnnr oh wow imagine a jimin x ayra starr colab, with how their voices have opposite gender qualities, it would make for an interesting mix. Please, yes ! Also ✨Afrobeats✨.
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WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS ANGLE BEFORE.HOOOOOWWWW.
no but you can barely see jimin here bc jungkook was completely wrapped around him 😭
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Everyday, it gets harder and harder to not just become a PJMs. That boy is everything that's good and sweet in the world but he gets the worst from it. Stop walking away from Omelas, I beg you all.
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Crush his face, Jimin. Crush it.
We always talk about their size difference but never the thighs difference 😵
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