Noah Stalgia
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Sorry to the haters and losers of which there are many, my interview with Document Journal is live. I will rip your heart out.
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Listening to The Strokes hungover on the train hits different when you saw Julian Casablancas at clandestino hitting on uninterested 20 year olds 12 hours earlier
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That chapo traphouse retard retweeted my Vincent Gallo picture and now a bunch of anonymous freaks feel entitled to give me their 2 cents on him. Here's a thought, unless you're a beautiful young woman, do not fucking speak to me.
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Little manifesto I wrote for my friends at Enzo the Magazine. A guide to surviving 2024 perhaps.
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Any girls saddened by the loss of Jane Birkin feel free to dm me if you want to talk. I have a sort of Serge Gainsbourg swagger that will take your mind off it.
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You should legally be allotted one fight per year where you're allowed to break a bottle over someone's head
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Liking every Vivienne Westwood tribute instagram story the girls are posting bc I hate when hot girls are sad and I’m so sad for them
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Yeezus is better than anything that piece of shit Bob Dylan ever made
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When will you people realize the pursuit of beauty is all that matters
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Henry Kissinger dead and a new MGMT song that fucking rips? What a morning to wake up as a swagged out white boy with incredibly fringe views of the world.
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It's no coincidence that it's so foggy outside
Today marks the 1 year anniversary of me getting suspended for vaping
Truly a historic day
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Just got fired from my job for setting off the smoke alarm with my vape
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Ever since my brain fully developed (last week) I've been discovering secrets hidden in ancient texts and seeing sacred geometry in daily life.
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I would never be seen in public with a girl wearing those stupid fucking star stickers on her face
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All men should strive to be as schizophrenic as possible. Have a ton of niche cologne with off putting notes like piss. Spend tens of thousands of dollars on assault weapons. Buy a ton of leather jackets but make sure they're made in America. Always gaslight women. Dine and dash.
All men should strive to look like this. Slightly receding hairline, benches 225 for reps (anything above 2), and a social smoker beyond 6 drinks. Strive for an Equinox membership and $1000 Loro Piana loafers. Tip your barber, barista, bartenders, and waiters 100%. Tip the door
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One drinks child’s blood the other drinks whole milk
jared leto (51) and nick offerman (52) are only a year apart. how is this possible
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In another life I would’ve really liked infiltrating the counterculture movement as cointelpro agents and crippling an entire generation with government grade psychedelics and unprotected sex under the guise of rebellion with you
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GQ used to put topless women on the cover of their magazine and tell you what the best whiskey to drink while driving is. Now it's dudes who make reggaeton music wearing dresses and lists like this telling you how to look like a guy at a bar in bushwick who won't be getting laid.
With summer here, I wanted to put together a quality list of the best summer style items under $100
I couldn’t resist the opportunity for 100 under 100, so yeah, I did that
100 (!!!) of my favorite summer style items under $100 at the link in bio
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Told this girl on our date I read Joan Didion and she was so impressed she grabbed the check and took me back to her place. Best part, I don’t. I made up a quote and said it was in “the white album”? and she ate it up. Yeahhhh I’m a feminist.
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I want to be the reason why hot girls know about the Waco siege
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James Franco's performance in The Disaster Artist was absolutely ridiculous. Definitely deserves an Oscar nomination.
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Novi High School will be known from this year on for having the best smelling bathrooms in Michigan
#YearOfTheVape
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Gavin is the greatest historian of this time period undoubtedly. Most important figure in 2000s downtown NYC. Many bands and artists have him to thank for their careers. No one will admit this because of his views today. Unfairly maligned.
East Village late 90s.
That’s Dan Colen on the cover. Photorealistic painter who hit it big and deserved to. He runs a farm now where he gives away all the produce.
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It’s never been more problematic to embody white boy swag but nevertheless I persist
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I cut off so many people this year
and
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don't
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Spring is here. The new Vampire Weekend album sounds fantastic. I'm wearing Air Jordans again. My biceps are pumped up. Distrust in governmental organizations are at an all time high. I'm in the studio working on new sculptures and losing money gambling. Optimism is in the air.
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Southern California is such a beautiful place, it's like another world. I can't wait to find love here & die here one day.
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Tonight I met a guy who genuinely enjoyed drinking mustard. He was a great guy. I know I'll never see him again but I will never forget him.
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My LA diet has consisted of sunlight cigarettes, redbull, tequila, in-n-out and shitty mexican food
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*10 minute ACT bathroom break*
*20 people in the bathroom vaping*
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Shout out to the girl that got an MIP about 20 minutes into her 18th birthday last night
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Maybe I did pre order the Sofia Coppola book so fucking what bro
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The Amphibios Chair.
Finished building this 2 years ago today.
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Realized a cigarette and red bull is the best combo. Nothing better.
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I don't need discourse in my life. I just want to interact with beauty and laugh. Most of you are far too retarded to process this.
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Girls love when you tell them on the first date that the government is trying to kill us
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Being surrounded by dudes wearing Online Ceramics on the train to me is the same as being put in a self defense situation and I believe in standing my ground.
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This girl told me last night I could’ve been her Serge Gainsburg and though I know she was trying to flirt in an esoteric way that’s actually the most fucked up thing anyone’s said to me
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The fact that every tweet gets responded to with "ＰＵＳＳＹ ＩＮ ＢＩＯ" now is really kinda poetic.
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I’m sick of seeing people crying and shitting their pants online complaining about Matty Healy. I don’t care what he did, you can’t possibly make that guy interesting to me. His music is bad and he likes podcasts. Rockstars used to commit vehicular manslaughter. What happened?
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Just as my father did before me, I saw The Rolling Stones last night. The most important band there will ever be. I wore the tightest shirt I own and my bluest jeans. Smoked so many cigarettes and drank so many beers. I still believe in America, or at least the idea of it.
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Where are all the children that dressed up as Serge Gainsbourg in that video now?
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The most anti-American act I can think of would be disliking Charlie Brown. Only a real commie rat fuck could live a life void of the pleasure the peanuts gang brings.
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Identity based artwork is disgusting reprehensible garbage 10/10 times. Nobody gives a fuck about your background, sexuality or culture. If you’re not creating dilemmas, portraying beauty or exploring something perverse whether conceptually, through material or otherwise. Quit.
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My version of 500 Days of Summer (2009) would be meeting a girl in Borders (rip) looking at Vice magazines. She notices we’re both wearing American Apparel F497 hoodies. We bond over Album by Girls. It’s a whirlwind but she eventually overdoses on opiates and I get sober. The End
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Any time a white girl tells you she likes “conscious rap” you should be able to shoot yourself in the head and respawn somewhere safe and very far away
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Snoopy really displays the worst behavior I could possibly imagine in A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving. He's honestly being a huge piece of shit.
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The way Snoopy escapes the Red Barron and makes it back to the Halloween party from across enemy lines blows my fucking mind every time.
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Sorry I couldn’t be at the Chloe Sevigny yard sale. I fucked her a few weeks back and she sent me this really long text saying she was totally obsessed with me so I ghosted her. I also stole $60 from her purse.
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I just want to be at a cider mill with a fine shawty listening to Beach House eating some powdered sugar donuts right the fuck now
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I sat in traffic for 45 mins only to be in class for 25 mins.
I'm now sitting in Starbucks drinking overpriced coffee re-evaluating life.
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Frank Ocean’s jewelry looks like something a baby would choke on
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Lust for Life got me self loathing while romanticizing a girl that smokes cigs & punches me in the face during sex
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While a bunch of anonymous millennial losers fight over who brought back Abercrombie, a brand who’s store you could literally walk into right this very moment, and who’s corporate will certainly not write these people a check for the free pr. I’m revisiting 2013 SoundCloud rap.
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If you look like her or completely different but more importantly, Hotter, dm me because I look like him but more handsome and less Jewish.
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Watching a substitute teacher almost fight a student was definitely the highlight of my day
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When you're having a casual Vape sesh in the bathroom and a kid runs in and starts projectile vomiting
#TheNoviDifference
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If I ever took political office, the first thing I'm doing is executing everyone selling soft serve ice cream for more than $5. I'm pulling them out of the trucks and shooting them in the back of the head in the middle of the street. Secondly I would get rid of all the migrants.
NYC parents having meltdown over $14 ice cream cones: ‘It’s out of control’
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It’s absolutely baffling to me how few people realize we’re in the middle of a war of hearts and minds. The majority of work be it music, art, fashion, etc in the larger conversation rn is disgusting garbage. You live in a major city and are letting algorithms dictate your taste?
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When you & your principal share a laugh over some penis jokes
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