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The 2024 election put the dealers in charge. "The Digital Opiate Election".
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@LinkofSunshine I'm beating this drum now. Where the left does virtue signaling, the right does vice signaling. They have to constantly signal how cruel they are to others.
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@chrislhayes Looking into it.
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@Khelsilem Indigenous peoples doing modernity better than NIMBY Europeans.
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@Noahpinion I knew my classics degree would come in handy someday. India, I offer my services as your hoplite warrior consultant.
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@bengrossbg 50 years ago: I wish women could get equality to men when it comes to body image issues. *monkey's paw curls*.
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@DSAdenver DSA members celebrating
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@ArmandDoma RETVRN to men and women hanging out together irl instead of interacting with each other through algorithmically driven hostility promoting social media.
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@HashtagGriswold What works: showing why the change you want is the moral course of action and fits perfectly with the culture's accepted core virtues. What people wish worked: Violent rebellions so they can feel like a hero.
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@kurteichenwald @AOC err the Democrats just lost a lot of VERY winnable races. I'd say it's a good thing they are having this internal debate. They won against Trump, but lost against a lot of Republicans. They clearly need some major introspection as well.
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@revhowardarson There are effectively no extrinsic rewards for like 99% of people with an artistic tendency, and intrinsic rewards need time and practice to reach the point for most to even begin feeling them.
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@jbouie A New Hope would have been 11% better if Darth Vader said "Welcome to Star Wars" when he went aboard Leia's ship.
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@CartoonsHateHer Saddest thing I saw on a dating app was a super attractive 38 year old woman who I'd keep regularly seeing pop up with a bio started as "my husband and I are experimenting with an open relationship" to "recently divorced and looking for my person" in the span of 6 months.
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@opinonhaver It's a sign of the times. Modern culture can't produce a guy with the guts to follow through after crossing the Rubicon. smh.
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@PopulismUpdates America is safe.
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@sahilkapur So. He's flat out admitting Trump has done impeachable things.
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@dril Bro is going through something real if he can't come over for Dunkirk. 🫡🫡🫡.
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@GravitysRa1nbow They always forget that every mythologized era they have nostalgia for was once its own brave new scary world of new stuff they would have hated.
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@ChadNotChud I'm struggling to think of a dish that doesn't get improved by salt at some point in the process. Like it's used in almost everything.
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@CartoonsHateHer Some incels are really just late bloomers who were too shy when younger. There's nothing else wrong with them. They just missed the window for a first time experience and it becomes a lot more difficult later in life.
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@MenshevikM The whole blood and soil shit around the world kind of falls apart if the butch Russian bear loses against a bunch of cosmopolitan Euros.
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@bengrossbg *next week*.Her: Oh you're the guy who lives on the 2nd floor right? ☺️.You: Why yes I am!. The web of lies is being woven. .
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@Daniel_Propson @lastpositivist Yes for Diogenes. Alexander couldn't keep his cool so wouldn't call him gigachad.
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@lilbabygandhi Why aren't young men more progressive?!. *5 minutes later*. Let me tell you about how great this ultra-conservative fascist empire that loves overly masculine trad dudes is.
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@SwannMarcus89 Zoomer attitudes towards sex are like a second Santa Claus they have to learn isn't true. It's part of the growing up process.
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@vanillaopinions Please don't say "would".
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@farhip @jbouie @nytimes "How reality TV destroyed America.".
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@nikicaga I have it on good authority our ancestors did domesticate rhinos. Then we lost the technology in the great reptile wars.
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@un_a_valeable Giving shuttle craft vibes
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@Noahpinion This really is a milestone in human history. First time we've had a deadly pandemic where we actually developed highly effective treatments and immunizations before it was even finished.
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@jbouie Sir, they are trying to bind my in-group.
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@MazMHussain “I have seen soldiers who do not take care of their weapons before leaving the base. No army in the world behaves like this. The soldiers carry their smartphones with them everywhere. Commands are sent via WhatsApp groups. These phones are being tracked by the enemy.”. Wow.
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@danishacarterr I don't know, seems kind of gross to mock lonely people.
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@IAPonomarenko War is bad, but this Tolkien quote keeps going in my head: “I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend.”. Ukraine is the world's most badass fucking sword right now.
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@Noahpinion "I'm not here to educate you" tumblr discourse is political suicide.
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@SwannMarcus89 Manly republican party: Retreat! Run away! China and Russia are big we must let them win!. Nice to see the base may not be onboard with that.
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@Noahpinion Got to be hard to admit liberals and euros can embody the classical traits they all wish they had. So many of us got our priors wrong about the Ukraine war, but right-wingers have beclowned themselves the most and refused to admit it.
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@CartoonsHateHer No one should be expected to have career figured out in their 20s, and we should not push anyone to have career figured out BEFORE relationships and marriage. That's putting the cart before the horse. Stop looking for partners who are already complete. They don't exist!.
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@LinkofSunshine Most of these guys are not as badass as their online cruelty makes them seem. They're often just sexless keyboard warriors. Signaling vice is a great counter to that.
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@Noahpinion "I want universal healthcare."."Great!"."And Russia to have an empire, and we shouldn't build houses, and we should bring back segregation so we don't intrude on others spaces 🥰🌈🥰🌈"."Damn it.".
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@revhowardarson Ya but who really thinks the modern Library of Alexandria made freely available to all is worth anything?.
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@JohnJHarwood And the age problem is now Trump's problem.
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@HeirDeErleigh @LinkofSunshine I don't think it's masculine to mock things like children dying of aids while hiding behind an anonymous social media account with an anime PFP. Do you think that's masculine?.
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@GravitysRa1nbow History exam question in 2077:.Name 3 onlyfans accounts George Santos was subscribed to.
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@jdcmedlock And then get angry when younger generations complain cars are too expensive and wonder why they don't drive.
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@datepsych "You know what's less scary than approaching a women in a coffee shop? Approaching her patriarchal father and asking about his daughter.".
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@animalologist False. Successful relationships don't start based on feelings. They come from finding a match that's closest to your carefully crafted list of required traits and flags and matches your quantified stats of height and income requirements. /s.
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@ZeldaDungeon Interesting how they were going in a more biological route originally. .
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@ddale8 Boy Scouts should be using this as a teachable moment.
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@_LukeBradley "People who don't live in a single family home are soulless urbanites who deserve scorn. By the way single family homes are now 2 million dollars.".
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@1929stockcrash Like a good 1/3rd of women on hinge have this prompt now.
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@jdcmedlock Raising the floor doesn't make the sky any less free and vast. It just ensures no one has to be stuck on the cold ground.
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@Noahpinion I'd be happier with a "Buy Democracy" plan that focuses on giving business to stable democracies.
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@kaylatausche 2016 Biden would have won.2020 Biden barely won.2024 Biden could not have won.
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@samstein I think we're all weirdly just accepting it's just the drugs talking.
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@jbouie The rest of the world will have a lot more respect for America in the long term by punishing him. Refusing to punish him just sends the message that America can't even stop corruption in its own system. How could it expect other countries to do the same?.
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@GifZelda Sexy Tingle isn't real. He can't hurt you.
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@whstancil So many people just want to believe there's a shadowy cabal running things. They hate the idea that no one is actually in charge of life.
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@DaRadicalCasual @Superninfreak @LinkofSunshine Genuine question: if someone called themselves MAGA and a Trump lover but said he doesn't want children to die and thinks it's wrong to mock that, would you consider them MAGA?.
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It's tried and true. FDR knew.
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Well, it's time to think of lessons the Democrats can learn from their crushing defeat this week. Here's the first big one.
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@sentdefender The lack of urgency is legitimately reassuring I have to say.
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@chrislhayes Everyone knows before ICE was created in 2003 that murder was legal as long as you were not a US citizen.
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@mollytaft I think you might want to show more. Attainable examples.
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@Blake_Allen13 The elites are trying to silence true MAGA patriots by keeping them in the party. Many people are saying.
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@Noahpinion More like hyperinflation of bad takes amirite.
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Yup.
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Liberal democracy won the 20th century decisively. So why does it seem to be on the back foot in the 21st?. Maybe it's a coincidence, or a result of specific actions. But maybe there's something deep and structural going on as well.
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@fluxtheorist Apparently being super cracked at math and coding doesn't automatically translate to being particularly intelligent politically or socially.
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@Noahpinion Kind of wish we used "The Free World" instead.
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@rasmansa I knocked out 2 support beams and the building is still standing. Clearly they aren't necessary. *earthquake occurs*. Ah. .
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@JamesSurowiecki The irony of it is that she's dating the older, masculine, high status football player. It's very traditional/conservative.
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@ddale8 You trying to write "general agitated noises" into a tweet legit made me lol.
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@ryxcommar Brb changing all my loops to repeated lines of code.
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@revhowardarson "We're fighting for a gender neutral society.".*30 years of gender bending later*."Wait, stop.".
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@BrandonLBradfor A lot of older folks have a desperate desire to believe they're strong while they're children's generation is weak. It's about them more than anything.
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@jbouie Chat botting your way through fatherhood.
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@vptevo Fuck-it-do-what-works-ism.
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@lilbabygandhi My body positivity politics leaving as soon as I'm talk about someone I hate.
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@revhowardarson Use the correctly coded words for your particular in-group and you can apparently make them agree with anything.
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@Noahpinion Nothing convinces me to stop using oil more than attempts at defacing priceless art from an artist that has nothing to do with with fossil fuels and climate change.
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@wwwojtekk These guys always assume their lives would go on after fighting in a war. It's never "born in 1900, fight in WW1 and die a teenager with my brains blown into the mud of a trench. The End.".
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@RALee85 Shoulda gone woke.
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@HeerJeet All I'm seeing is proof that protests, even small ones, can definitely scare the shit out of people in power.
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@ChadNotChud @IDoTheThinking Who needs civil society when there's.*Checks notes*.Shouting at strangers online and receiving death threats.
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@jessiegender "Ya but wokism and politics wasn't so in your face in TOS"
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@ArmandDoma Probably a ton of factors, but I imagine the overall linking theme is the evolution of internet/tech culture and its penetration into teenage social life.
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@Noahpinion I like how you pointed out the importance of manufacturing capacity here. A 10-20 year project to dramatically boost America's manufacturing capacity would be excellent for America's defense as deterrence.
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@JoePostingg I think the curse of the Reagan era making Democrats act like cowards is finally banished.
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@Noahpinion You know, social media is a destructive social force, but. It does give us moments like this where we get to watch an actual honeypot FSB plot fall apart because the target was just so pathetic for it to continue.
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@ArmandDoma You'd be amazed how many women started asking on Tinder if I could be their sugar daddy when I updated my job title. The title sounds good but I absolutely do not make enough to even be someone's aspartame uncle.
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@keysmashbandit Ya there's a really disgusting trend of mocking people for being lonely right now.
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@mattyglesias Move fast and break things. Oh no, I'm under federal investigation.
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This.
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Ukraine's victories should provide some object lessons about what’s worth fighting for, the true sources of collective strength, and how the U.S. should proceed going forward.
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@Noahpinion How dare you. I am an independent thinker!. Narrator: he was not an independent thinker.
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@Noahpinion My big worry is if the new business side of the leftwing media (podcasts, personalities etc are all business) decides it is more profitable to keep the anger going it could have a similar problem to what happened on the right.
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@vanillaopinions American soft power is plummeting right now.
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