Noah Hume
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Didn’t you have a pitch invasion after drawing 2-2 with Walsall?😂😭
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@ollie_audis
Good attempt at a nibble but for 90 mins we outsang you lot despite you outplaying us
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Chaz was the funniest, nicest, warmest person you could meet. thought the
@HHTFC
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11 year old me after writing a fake signature on a match attax card and selling it to a mate for £2.50
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Signing a few petitions doesn’t automatically make you the Mother Theresa of Twitter, just because you haven’t posted an update on BLM every 10 minutes doesn’t mean you don’t care as much
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Seeing all these girls thinking they’ve solved the Madeleine McCann case on my feed, like call off the 11 year investigation lads Jessica from hull has read a few twitter threads and has found out the parents nicked her
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I'm sorry but if you're in your 20s tryna get with 16 yr olds you seriously need some anti noncing therapy
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@Darren1878nsno
Not sure what’s more embarrassing the fact this is a friendly or the fact you’re an Everton fan twerking for another club
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Whoever was texting Ben telling him his account for the holiday had been breached and made him ring a gay hotline number for help you’re a fucking genius😂😭
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Why am I seeing an increase of 13-14 year olds out smoking weed, should be at home watching cbbc and eating petis filous
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Why is Bellerin turning into a bhasvic student
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Can you imagine if Madeline McCann is one of the thousands of people tweeting ‘imagine Madeline Mcann is watching the Madeline McCann series not knowing its her🤭’
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Didn’t happen
Me opening my results tomorrow and seeing 3 A*s without doing any revision
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Someone needs to get rid of the rancid old southern trains, pretty sure my grandad was evacuated on one of those
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Sausage and mash as our prom meal...trust the school to let you down one last time
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Ever look back at some of the people you used to proper like and think wtf was I thinking ahahaha
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If you don’t think this looks unreal you definitely eat chicken kormas, margaritas and ready salted crisps
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When Sean’s future kids ask me what their father was like when he was younger, I’ll show them this video
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Eyals that guy who creates a personality of being edgy to hide the fact he’s a bellend
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Me opening my results tomorrow and seeing 3 A*s without doing any revision
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If you aren’t watching this on Christmas Day I seriously think you should have your British citizenship taken away from you
Ruth Jones and I have been keeping this secret for a while... We’re excited to share it with you. See you on Christmas Day
@BBCOne
#GavinandStacey
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Is there anything more gimpy than those lads who can’t go anywhere without their little fila waist bags
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Swear the people who work at the train ticket barriers think they’re police detectives, forgot my railcard today and had my miranda rights read out to me and kept getting told I wasn’t under arrest
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Scary how fast life goes, feels like yesterday I was in year 4 finishing off my topic book and now I’ve almost finished sixth form and actually have to think about what I want to do with my life
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When your team scores a last minute winner but your family’s in the same room
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“Go like my recent”
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Missed an opportunity to pelt them with steak bakes
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Kanye West could release an album of remixed nursery rhymes and people would still says he’s genius, too overrated👋
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Nothing makes me cringe more than those white lads from round here who put on a fake London accent
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If karma is real I deserve to come back as a fucking billionaire in my next life for having to put up with my sister everyday, it’s like being forced to live with a psycho on crystal meth
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Can’t understand people who would want to stay in the same place their whole lives, can’t wait to explore different places and gain new experiences
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Swear my school treats yr 11 pranks as if they're terrorist attacks😂😭😂
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When you’re steaming at 3 in the morning eating some shit grub you’ve cooked up yourself
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@ollie_audis
You battered us I’ll admit but I heard nothing from your fans the whole game which disappointed me
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Ever look back at some of the people you used to be mates with and proper cringe, so glad with the people I have around me now
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Less than a month until I no longer have to feel guilty about not revising
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That ‘wheyy’ before Diame’s goal goes in gets better every time I hear it
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Best thing college has taught me is how much better tesco meal deals are than co op ones
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When managers who work at your little part time job start getting loud at you
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People who don’t like Peaky Blinders just don’t have the intelligence to understand it
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You would think at 16 people would have grown out of putting song lyrics in instagram captions
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Don’t put a picture of you behind the wheel on your story when you can’t even drive yet just makes you look like a bellend
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Lewis Capaldi watching this at home
#loveisland
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Officially off to Northumbria Uni in a month, 4 years in Newcastle so gassed🤩🥳
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As if a lad in our Sunday league game got hauled off the pitch by his mum and got slapped about in front of everyone😂😭
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Am I the only one who finds this whole clapping for the NHS thing really patronising? Think an NHS doctor would prefer more funding over Barbara from down the road slapping her hands together
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The yanks have the worst sense of humour in the world man, could probably show them mrs browns boys and they’d be in hysterics bunch of freaks
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As if my bellend of a neighbour has just purposely reversed into my car right in front of me
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Not a great feeling having to watch your team play in a final whilst you’re out through injury but I couldn’t be happier for the lads, what a day🏆⚫️⚪️
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What absolute bollocks, where were you bat eaters at when I was praying for this during sixth form
England schools to shut on Friday until further notice for all, except key workers' children and the most vulnerable
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After we inevitably get beat by Brighton on Saturday and I start getting bantered by all the plastics
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Imagine if you still had to sing those weird fucking primary school hymns in sixth form
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Mental that I’m actually seeing people I know liking and retweeting videos of Katie Hopkins and Tommy Robinson spouting absolute shite
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Only 20 years into the 21st century and we’ve already had 9/11, The War on Terror in the Middle East, countless terrorist attacks around the world, Ebola, financial crisis of 2007-08, Brexit, Trump becoming president, Liverpool winning the Champions League and now COVID-19🤯 smh
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The lyrics to Thiago Silva should be taught at GCSE man
Alex you absolute legend 👏
This kid just smashed
@Santandave1
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@ajtracey
’s ‘Thiago Silva’ live at
#Glastonbury2019
#BBCGlasto
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Seeing everyone doing overtime at work now it’s the holidays, I would rather have £0 in my account than work a minute longer than I am contractually obliged to
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City win the league = money wins
Liverpool win the league = football wins
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Hello old friend
The Bundesliga will resume on Saturday 16 May - becoming the first European league to restart following the coronavirus shutdown.
👉
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This mans gonna have to explain to his grandkids how he got booted off a tv dating show for wellying a woman in the minge
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What sort of mood would you need to be in to listen to heavy metal? Rather pull out my fingernails
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Day 3 of quarantine and my sister is currently having a hysterical mental breakdown about having to sleep in a single bed
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Messi and Ronaldo have posters of Harry Kane on their bedroom walls
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Thanks to everyone at
@balcombe_bbs
who helped me on Sunday and all my teammates as well, all legends
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Miss being 5 when Christmas was more exciting than winning the lottery
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So weird these ex islanders first to preach about mental health in the media but basically just trolls on twitter, lads just left because of his mental health get a grip
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Swear to god people from Brighton are from a completely separate planet made of indie music and feminism
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Not even a Villa fan and I fucking love this guy
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Why do people who don’t like love island fucking love to tell absolutely everyone that they don’t like love island
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Think these girls would think twice about Ruben Loftus-Cheek after finding out he’s played a season at Selhurst Park, deffo caught some sort of disease from that shithole
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So grim realising that even going to a concert isn't safe anymore, the world is fucked rn
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Swear to good after working on tills for hours I start hear the scanning noise in my sleep
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