Rt. Hon. Alan B’Stard MP
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Just fed-up with all the hypocrisy, double standards, virtue signalling and wokery. A traditional conservative who is now, apparently, “Far Right” 🤷♂️
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My prediction for the
#USElections
:
#Biden
will be declared unfit to serve or otherwise incapacitated
Faced with the prospect of a 2nd
#Trump
Presidency someone will be so enraged that The Donald is assassinated
Am pinning this post to see how I do 😬
#Elections2024
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Are these the people who didn’t want their images on social media?
Oops……
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Remember all those businesses that looked at you like you were giving them a handful of shit when you handed over a tenner during covid?
Karma
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🤣🤣made my day! 🤣🤣 Sound On!
“Toodle-oo”, “get a dinner lady”, “bullied at school”……🤣🤣
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There was a time when a single salary paid the mortgage/rent and all the bills
(usually) Mum stayed home and raised the kids
You could see a Dr
The streets weren’t shitholes
What happened 😢
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Daughter went to A&E today to have earring stud removed (long story)
Nurse said to keep the pack below as it’d only go in the bin (single-use). They’re good, solid, quality too. £15 a set?
No wonder the
#NHS
is always pleading poverty 🤷♂️
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That’s insane!
Look at the size difference 😳
The Rover was a “big” family car at the time. Dwarfed by a Mini…….which was, originally, the ultimate “small” car
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How many useless
@metpoliceuk
can you count standing round watching, doing nothing?
I reckon it’s at least 30
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A proper princess
No whingeing
No moaning
No cashing-in
No running away
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Anybody else notice that the crowds at the
#Glastonbury
leftie-fest seem to be very white?
Just sayin 🙂
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Fella in green. Sorts problem one-handed
WTF are the
#Police
mincing about at?
#InsulateBritain
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A reminder about the UK today:
If you’re freezing in a small boat you’ll be fast-tracked to A&E
If you’re a pensioner, dying from hypothermia, having paid tax all your life…….an ambulance MIGHT be with you in 15 hours
It’s all fcukin wrong.
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Our useless
@metpoliceuk
again - actually STOPPING the public from clearing the Highway…..
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Really think our net-zero, self-harm, carbon reduction obsession is going to make a difference?
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Naga Munchetty to schools minister: “you need to guarantee 11m tests...”
So
@bbc
“journalists” are now instructing politicians on their job rather than reporting the news
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Encapsulating beautifully the completed and utter bullshit that has taken over
It takes comedy to point it out
#TransWomenAreConMen
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You’ve all seen the clips of Met Police kettling and going in hard at today’s St George rally.
This is how they stood around at a pro-Palestinian march 🤷♂️
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Fish and Chips from celebrity chef
#TomKerridge
35 Quid 😳
What do you reckon??
#Hospitality
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Just for the avoidance of doubt
Wearing a name-badge doesn’t make it true 🙄
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Have I got this right?
Tory MPs oust
#BorisJohnson
as they have no confidence in him
They then vote in favour of him as PM in an official
#ConfidenceVote
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Don’t suppose I’m allowed to say this, but I will anyway.
Did she get her gong because she’s a Muslim?
Let’s face it, she’s neither an outstanding chef or broadcaster.
Chef and Great British Bake Off winner, Nadiya Hussain, has been awarded an MBE for services to broadcasting and the culinary arts
#NewYearHonours
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So they’ll be tortured BEFORE they get to Rwanda?
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Meanwhile, real people are dying because they can’t get cancer operations/treatments
#SaveOurNHS
#PPE
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Decided to educate the kids on what life would be like under comrade Corbyn.
Gave them a tenner for cleaning the car, then took 7 quid back off them and gave it to the kids next door for doing f-all.
#corbynomics
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Looking at the figures….Labour didn’t WIN the election, the Tories LOST it
And they lost it by NOT being conservative 🙂
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Stephen King is a great author.
I’ve read lots of his books
Turns out he’s actually a bit of a cnut☹️
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Price in €, so EU country
What was all that about food standards being higher?
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Just incorrect 😬
We joined the Common Market.
Had it stayed, simply, a trading bloc I’m sure most “brexiteers” would have been happy - and we’d still be members
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This is why Local Councils shouldn’t even be allowed to run a tap
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Wow. Top bloke
@Tyson_Fury
Wasn’t that keen on him, but gets full respect
Donating £9m to homeless charity
Why isn’t this headline news on MSM?
@BBCBreaking
@c4news
@piersmorgan
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#glastonbury2023
announces “refugees welcome here”, “no borders”
Oh, the delicious irony! 🤣
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What’s the thing you notice most - (which you’re not supposed to say)?
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@Gamestop2Moon
Exactly this
Was brought up to respect the police
Have zero now. Prancing around on pride marches, yelling at people in parks during covid, aiding and abetting soap-dodgers blocking the highway…..
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White Privilege on display after 6 years of war, hardship and millions of lives sacrificed defeating Nazism……
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The bank in question is Coutts……….
Owned by NatWest group……..
Bailed out by the taxpayer…….
Still majority owned by the UK Govt 😬
🗣"I was recently told by my bank that it is closing all my accounts without explanation," writes
@Nigel_Farage
.
"It should alarm everybody that a bank has the power to punish those it considers to have erred or strayed."
Read the full piece here:
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@DPJHodges
If you mean they work in the sense of
Destroying livelihoods
Increasing suicides
Destroying kids education
Ballooning national debt
Trashing viable businesses
Limiting life choices
Denying basic human rights
Saddling our kids/grandkids with the costs
Then yes. They work ☹️
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Seems like “cultural appropriation” is ok for some people, but not others😬
#NigelFarage
#ImaCeleb
#ImACelebrity
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@LeeAndersonMP_
@AndyBurnhamGM
Wonder if we’ll see these images on
@BBCNews
the way the video of the policeman was plastered over the Six?
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So
@BorisJohnson
decided not to put
#London
into tier3 because there would be massive job losses
But it’s ok to have job losses elsewhere?
#RedWallMyArse
#EndTheLockdowns
#BorisJohnsonMustGo
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50+ years ahead of its time 🤣
Funny, but also a little bit scary
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Actual footage of bedwetters now they don’t “have to” wear masks…
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Terrorist Training Camp.
Bring them up to hate from day 1
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If the EU is so fcukin brilliant…. Why do the illegal migrants make a bee-line for
#brexit
Britain? 🤷♂️
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No political agenda
No lgbtqxyz+ preaching
No foul language
No colour-identity bleating
Just pure comedy perfection😁…
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@spencermorgan93
Funniest thing I’ve seen Nish in is a gig he did for Lords Taveners - where he got pelted by bread rolls and whined like a girl 🤣 Hilarious! 😂😂
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Now it’s end lockdown only when over-50s jabbed
Next it will only after all adults
Then it will be when cases reach zero
I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but am starting to think there’s a hidden agenda
#endthelockdowns
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Isn’t it amazing that, when queuing in traffic,
#cyclists
can ride 6 inches from the kerb to squeeze between cars …..
…….. but when on the open road they need to ride right in the middle 🤷♂️
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Who thinks
@rickygervais
should host ALL award ceremonies?
Prick some more over-inflated, pompous egos!
#Brits2020
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So the
#BBC
can’t name their latest nonce due to “privacy”, “litigation” and “libel” issues.
Fair enough.
Didn’t stop them getting a helicopter and news crews to hound Cliff Richard, as I remember 🤷♂️
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Modern Jamaica ……. Good😁
Colonial Jamaica……..Bad 😡
A bit like ……..
Rhodesia- bread basket of Africa.
Zimbabwe- basket case of Africa
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Long queue in the post office this morning
Coughed loudly and muttered “not felt this bad since I got back from Italy”
Never seen people move so quick!
#coronavirusuk
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@annMcdo17856479
@MoragHamilton10
Bad manners?
The hobby Bobby hasn’t got the courtesy to remove his sunglasses, he refers to the member of public as “mate”, not “sir”
Respect needs to be earned
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@kelvmackenzie
Was very sad to hear one Postmaster on the radio yesterday resigned to the fact that, in reality, he won’t see any (meaningful) compensation😢
As he said……. At every opportunity they “lawyer-up”
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This actually turns my stomach
British Police: a fuckin joke
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To our
#French
cousins:
Despite 100s of years of rivalry, countless wars, you calling us Rosbifs, us calling you Frogs…… we love you really🙂
Much respect. Vive La France!
#AgriculteursEnColere
#BlocusDeParis
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Now Comrade McDonnell is saying NHS WILL work a four day week
Just don’t go to hospital on a Fri Sat or Sun, citizens
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Rose-tinted specs time.
When I was growing up:
Free university
Butcher,baker,greengrocer on every high st
Un-metered water
Family Dr’s
Milk delivered in recycled bottles
Affordable ‘leccy
Policemen walking the beat
Package holidays at fixed prices…
What did I miss? 😁
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#Twitter
is running on half staff numbers today
But it’s working 100%
Almost like there was a lot of people doing nothing 🤷♂️
#TwitterLayoffs
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One of Rishi’s new 20,000 🙄
Imagine him up against a 6ft, street-wise drug dealer 🤣
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When a cyclist moans to you about inconsiderate car drivers.
This…….
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Just look how many SAFE countries this poor “asylum seeker” passed through, fleeing for his life.
I counted 9 🤷♂️
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Coming to a culturally-enriched area near you soon
Until Boris, hopefully, lives up to his promises
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@Ingyme
Only if they pay 350quid
Otherwise the wall will keep you out 🤣
“Borders” have to be policed in all walks of life 🙂
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Yeah. Cos they dont have countryside in Asian countries do they
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Lots of people saying
#RedNoseDay
couldn’t be any unfunnier
I disagree. They could replace Lenny Henry with Nish Kumar and Rosie Jones
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Our Phil with a young male friend who he did NOT have a relationship with, certainly did NOT have sex with, did NOT meet at the age of 10 and did NOT groom from the age of 15
Just so we’re clear and
@Schofe
can get back to being a brave hero
#MatthewMcGreevy
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The CofE think that God may NOT be “male”….
So Adam couldn’t have been made in His image
And couldn’t have donated a rib to create Eve…….
(Not religious btw, just amuses me how they tie themselves in knots)
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What a fuckin state
Known in “the olden days” as a “Nancy boy” 🤣
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This is the question some of us asked 2 years ago
Why are so-called journalists only now questioning the propaganda?
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Its becoming obvious that
#EnergyCrisis
“support” will be a bigger bill than covid support.
And BOTH crises were created by the same government 😡
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To be clear: a genuine, terrified
#refugee
doesn’t flee his home, pass through multiple safe countries and THEN risk a life-threatening sea voyage just to get to a “better” safe country
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Last week Gary was telling us he despised our Flag 🙄……
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