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@NlCEGIRL
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just met my new neighbour, he said he’s a professor of logic at the university of science.
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husband just told my government appointed they/them to eat a salad.
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my stepmom just left my dad and changed the locks bc he has a spending problem with legos and that is not a joke and now i’m scared he is going to kill himself… for the love of God… this is my real life….
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bipolar mother autistic father what could possibly go wrong if they procreated.
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>monday.> mysterious lasagna pan. i think i know who we’re dealing with here
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homeless guy screaming about how “they” want him shot, get in line buddy.
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got a new perfume and my husband smelled it and said “this is exactly what the trap house i used to go to smelled like”.
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my maw and pa, they met on a goth messaging forum and now here i am
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40 year old lady in my apartment just told me her insurance company is going to burn down and then said “hashtag whistleblower” and threw me a peace sign.
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i think i will bake a pumpkin loaf today if that’s alright with you.
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you come to me…on the day of my daughters wedding…and tell me you are non binary?.
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getting my lip pierced tomorrow because i can no longer run from my true self….
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what is the point of having beautiful blue eyes when one of them is lazy.
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at the hospital with my husband, they’ve taken him to the back and he keeps sending me cryptic messages.
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i would rather be called a dog faced ugly stupid cow bitch than mid.
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