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@Njokii_J

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Wakili | Certified yapper | future podcaster!! Treating this account as my online journal for random stuff

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@Njokii_J
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4 months
Feeling more like myself lately and I love it for me
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
@unathidd Maybe the problem is you are assuming they regard you as a friend?
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@simplywangui Mungu Baba , kama hii exact
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
@vengerb3rg I really think they could have found a better looking match for her, No?
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8 months
@XivTroy Conversations with exes turned friends are hilarious like this😂 I can confirm
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@Njokii_J
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@MadikizelaWin6 Yeah women, but what about the man though eeei
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
My biggest problem is I want to do things my own ways at my pace😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
@CapitalFMUganda Mind you that home is the same home close to the 7yr old child, ( probably like 10yrs now), seeing that old man free...I hate how nobody is thinking about the repercussions to the child, what happened to the Best Interest of the child principle in children matters!!
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
@itzsteppie infact I can even lose interest if a movie doesn't have subtitles
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6 months
@kavindumuthoka He's the baddest na he keeps deleting messages?
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@Nzula_m As a very active member of the Community I wish to second the sentiments of our Chair!😂😂
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@iamchriscoro I feel you...I am preparing to ask for a like a day leave coz of a legit reason and I'm too nervous, too serious
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5 months
@AdriMon2206 @vengerb3rg I have to admit the chemistry is really there
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
@cass_around So like you want someone else's man?
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8 months
@MuchiriiMike My money is definitely on Kenya
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Pole who only remember you when you update your status<<<<<
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
@_Akello You've just reminded me of mine😂I've gained some weight, might have to get another one
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@xowanderlusttt Yess msiniingize kwa mambo yenu😂
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Karibu nipate mtu jana lakini alikuwa amekuja na mtu wake😂
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
@kirukuuu to some extent this man really runs our country😂
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@Cy__254 Ik I get soo pissed when my Samosa guy gets inconsistent na kufungua😭 at this point aniambie tu siku hatafungua
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Kuna mahali nimeharibu mambo, but what is a weekend without a little drama
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@snakel3t @Kivutss You can still be friends it just won't be completely normal but yeah still good friendshio after closure and all
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Jamani nimeachwa on read the whole day sielewi what's going on😭
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@Njokii_J
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7 months
@byvenussss Sometimes I even add.. Unakuja saa ngapi?!😂
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@Njokii_J
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7 months
@TheWendy0 Small small perks of living na wazazi
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
@MildTequila @Kivutss yess but with my samosa guy, like you don't know me by now?!
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6 months
Hii mvua waah, Thank God kesho ni Saturday
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5 months
KPLC wamereport for duty😭
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7 months
I hate how my face gives up every single thing I'm feeling!! hata huwezi sulk kimoyomoyo
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Man U mtaniulia my only brother, aki ako soo distraught😭
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@Njokii_J
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7 months
@MadikizelaWin6 I think that's exactly what she wants coz otherwise she could put the ice cubes at like an unreachable place
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@NubianSkywalker same sis!! really taught me alot on how friends will end up having different lives and all
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
was soo mad earlier today ndo inanihit i didn't save my last work😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Nilidhani Leo nalala sasa hii niko hapa naserve watu huku Murang'a😭
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5 months
Hawa walisema photoshoot ni leo, nikavaa suti yangu alafu wanataka kureschedule😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
I am currently low on niggas, had to let go of two last week looking for more😙
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Mtu anacancel plans tu fwaa bila kujalo you've been planning your week around the said plans😤
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@Njokii_J
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7 months
Hizi born to say,stuff ziko soo on point, could repost all hata
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6 months
I've already found my graduation hair, now lemme finish this project fr
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Found a forgotten 100 bob in my bag this morning and got my first smile of the day
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6 months
@awuoshee Like pizza delivery ama?
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7 months
Home alone so I can finally cook fries for myself like I have been planning to😂
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6 months
@jayteemuro @roywahome9 That is most likely what she wants ata😂
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6 months
@officiialex At this point we all know what you'll eat before you plan hata😂😂
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4 months
Unapotea siku mbili tatu unapata ushakuwa demoted😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Hawa watu huongeza 10bob or so if you are paying via Mpesa are very annoying...like what is the rationale even?!
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6 months
@Bhonke11 wewe enjoy, tembea Kenya
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7 months
@nchls_b God we will miss you soo much when u actually get someone
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8 months
@Osama_otero @roywahome9 Shxts N Gigs So this is Love IRIP - It's related I Promise
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8 months
@__y0urfavg1rl Affirmations 101
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@Kivutss Aki😭the day I will get money and go to Spirtz>>>>>
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8 months
@downbadcomment If this ain't me😭 I be leaving and then doing the walk of shame back in by myself
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
My mum and I barely get along but I have had such a wholesome day with her... small shopping in Eastleigh, lunch, hadi akanionyesha chuom yake ya uji😂😂😂
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
@missfriedfries_ na unakua soo convincing there is no room for any doubt hata😂
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Kuna mahali nimekosa content nikageuka motivational speaker😭😂
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Ile siku hawa watajua naelewa kikamba😂😂😂
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@Njokii_J
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7 months
@invis4yo But if they overshare back there's no problem right?😭
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6 months
I have the craziest mood swings
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5 months
Nimefika that point of the day where I just want to go home😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
I met an old friend yesterday na ju I was in a hurry, I told them I'll call...sasa sipati no. ni kama nilidilit😂
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
@mydearestpen I really love how this season is mostly gonna be her story after been almost always invisible
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8 months
@ihateufella @downbadcomment Yeah I.. what's the problem even?
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
anyone who knows anything about charges for electrical appliances import licences please hmu
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6 months
I am seeing too many clearance sales, the temptation!!
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
I can never be an office girlfriend sijui wife kosokoso hio nguvu sina please
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Muthaka is soo talented!!
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8 months
@invis4yo Yass those people be coniving against each other one time and smiling the next time
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5 months
@thatguynick____ Ningekuwa bigwig ningepita na hii😂
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5 months
Petition to make period leave a thing in Kenya😭
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6 months
not my monkey and definitely not my circus!
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7 months
Nimekaa tu hivi nikakakumbuka that time I tried to learn his language 😭
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Been a while since nipande nganya,and all I can say mtu apande gari amezoea
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6 months
My sister just embarrassed me in an online meeting 😭😭
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@Kivutss you really are if you had time to make pancakes and eat them at home
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
My dad ako hapa anauliza my brother his course ni gani na ako third year😂😂 African parents😭😂
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@Calebrown23 @Mfonabasiii And they said the type of man I want does not exist
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@pkemuntoo Eeei sis you okay?
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@wildtiktokss Real!!! More like four times hata 😭😭😭
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@Njokii_J
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8 months
@trevorsaudi Soo true...I kinda look forward to that sometimes😂
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
We sometimes don't really understand the gravity of a matter until it directly affects you
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@Njokii_J
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4 months
Kuna sale on skirts I have been eyeing na niko broke😭
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4 months
@F41rygirl I need to listen to my voice diary, always fun😂
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
My mum siku hizi anashuku vitu I bring home😭😂
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6 months
kuko quiet sana start up some drama somewhere
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@wanjirunation sis , two whole years?😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Kuna talking stage fulani status zake 90% zinakuanga in French, na aki nimechoka kuuliza my friend for a translation every single time😭
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
My dad and I are always best friends lakini hii weekend makosa ilifanyika,I've bought him a pair of socks kustreamline vitu kiasi
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@Njokii_J
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5 months
Hii mvua mahn... fare ni double na kuna traffic sijui kama nini, hata mzazi anadhani nimetoka mambo yangu (which is actually true ) but that's not the point!
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
Might fuck around and ask this one to be my boyfriend🤭
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5 months
If I distance myself from you, just stay distanced! Ik what I am doing
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6 months
Asked God for a sign and weeuh guess I got to do what I got to do🥲
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4 months
Affirmations from my supervisor>>>>>>
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5 months
@_kapombe @_Akello Because you have bothered to open your mouth fwaaa, I will have you know that I am soo happy gained weight and plan to continue till I get the body that I want!
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@Njokii_J
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6 months
@nyakerumaa Strict woman that one😂
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@Njokii_J
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7 months
@hashjenni Mine is the opposite I say everything I want to say and apparently sometimes that crosses the line or so I've been told
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6 months
unakua na siku inakaa sijui aje and then get home to your mum's nagging, this is why i need to move out!
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6 months
Huyu ananipea corrections at 3pm , surely!
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5 months
kukua sidechick ni frustrating damn!
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5 months
Hii basi inaplay gospel music that I haven't heard in like forever...an example, yote ni vanity😂
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4 months
Solo coffee date as I wait out the rain
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