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@Nit0r

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Modern day philosopher, entrepreneur. I'm currently writing ✍️ my first book - a sci-fi trilogy about society in 2822 - 🤖📚📖. Thank you for your support! 👏🙏

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After years of saving I finally bought a house..
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A deer walked into a store in Colorado and an employee fed it a peanut bar to get it out. Later that day, the deer returned with its whole family.
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Should I take my dog to the vet?
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How dogs feel when they protect the house by barking at leaves falling from trees.
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This squirrel has some explaining to do..
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@Nit0r
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When you've already destroyed the Christmas 🎄 tree and now it's time to take down 🎅 Santa's village.
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When your replacement head finally arrives in the mail.
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What a chick magnet..
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My dog after eating my philosophy book.
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Today I got a new puppy. No idea which breed but he laughs at all my jokes. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Is this cat going up or down?
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🧳⏳👇
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They're plotting something..
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"What is this and why's it drinking my water."
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Anatidaephobia is the weird fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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2020: *happens* Cat: Error 505, cat is not working.
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Random Saturday cheer up, a baby hippopotamus. 🦛
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Rare picture of a shark with a loose canine. 🦈
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Here's an image of a woofer with a subwoofer, to brighten your day.
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Meet Nelson, the world's worst sheepdog. 😂🐑🐏
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"Oh damn, that's my bus!"
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4 years
What's your #mood ? Pics welcomed. 😌
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Just moved in and met the new neighbor.
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@Nit0r
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4 years
⚡⛈️🌀
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Good morning y'all. How's everyone doing? 🙋‍♂️
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"Am I a joke to you human?"
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He's not even remotely sorry.
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"You should let your hamster free, he'll enjoy it." The hamster:
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"I'm sure things will be back to normal by November.." November:
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"You should go out more often." Me:
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Y'all be careful out there. Just saw an undercover K9 using binoculars.
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"Describe your day with a gif." Me:
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🙂👇👇
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✌️👇
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4 years
Here's a baby sloth named Kermie to brighten your Monday. 🙂👇
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When there are guests in your house so you must socialize:
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Science in one image.
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Guardian chick, youngest of his siblings, Protector of his nest.
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When you wake up in the morning but you remember that you're a cat and you don't have to go to work.
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Nobody: Hummingbird: The seat is taken.
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Florida, the place where you don't get bored. 🐊🙂
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You're home early..
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Nature, an endless source of inspiration for technology. 🙂
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Here's something to brighten up your day. 😅👇
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What type of sorcery is this?
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Caption this image. 🙂🙋‍♂️
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A Cheetah 🐆 with a bunch of cheetos.
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What's your current #mood ? I'll start. 🙂
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Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:
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What do you see? 😅
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4 years
When you're dyslexic & accidentally write to Satan instead of Santa.
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🙋‍♂️✍️
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A hummingbird sharing a water fountain with 4 bumblebees. 🐦🐝🐝🐝🐝
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3 years
Faith in humanity restored. 🚒🧑‍🚒👏👏
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"Your order has arrived. Enjoy!"
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A long-tailed tit, in flight. (Aegithalos caudatus). 🙂🙋‍♂️
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The alpacalypse has begun.
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Just a pupper 'subtly' hinting that he's hungry. 🙂
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"Violence is never the answer." Me:
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That one friend who's overdramatic.
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Friendly dog meets a gopher for the first time. 👀
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Friends: We're going on a hike, so pack some supplies. Me:
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Work for a good cause, not for the applause.
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When the waiter asks if everything's okay while you're chomping on your food.
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Idk what he's going through but I feel him. 🦌
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What a beautiful moon. Let me put on my glasses to appreciate this beauty.
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"Sorry I'm late, guys. The sitter called in sick."
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"I woke up early. There was no worm."
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When you're at a party and you only know one person.
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News: "Chihuahua that can't walk becomes friends with pigeon that can't fly." Me: 🥺
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"You should smile more, it suits you." Me:
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Day 6, I have managed to infiltrate their ranks. They suspect nothing.
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Day 48, I have earned the fisherman's trust. They still think I'm a big frog.
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Me: I don't like tomatoes. Friend: Why? Me:
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"Do you know why we stopped you?"
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Excuse me sir, may I have some barbeque please?
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"How bad is your neighborhood?" Me:
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Distinguished gentleman. 🧐
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Bow to the king. 👑🐱
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"Your order has been shipped." Me:
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Rare photo of a purrito.
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Caption this image:
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A #dog , before and after being called a good boy.
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When your friend has to drag you out to socialize.
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🤷‍♂️
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☁👀
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How was your week? Answer with an image. Me:
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"Write a scary story using only 4 words." Me:
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"So, tell me a little bit about yourself." Me:
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Landlord: No dogs allowed. Me:
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Dog: *barks at squirrel* Squirrel: Well here I am! What do you have to say now?
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🦆👀
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Tired? Rest, don't quit.
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I searched for my dog for 20 minutes..
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Describe your week with an image. I'll start. 🙂
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Branch manager and assistant branch manager. 🙂
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Me Googling a phone number instead of answering it.
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