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fyi ninja brian threw the FUCK out of a pickle today, not sure where it landed
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Hey streamers! You have our permission to use our music while you stream. 💋
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On the set of our new music video "Cool Patrol" with
@markiplier
@Jack_Septic_Eye
@elirymagee
@matthwatson
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we put today as our birthday on here because it’s 6/9
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Greatness is
Often
Found by
Understanding,
Caring, and
Kindness, but
You
Only
Ultimately
Reach the
Summit by
Experiencing
Love and
Friendship
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penis
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/ づ
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Our new ORIGINAL MUSIC VIDEO Danny Don't You Know, starring
@FinnSkata
, is OUT NOW!!! Check out this
@TheAVClub
article to read about it & watch the video!
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#boner
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oh btw youre gonna hear 2 new original songs within the next month
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack eat an entire
Sack of dicks
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how to sex:
1. find person to sex
2. ask them very nicely to sex
3. if they say yes, then sex
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On Tuesday October 18, get ready to join the COOL PATROL!
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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
It’s fuckin annoying
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Link looked at his Sheikah Slate. The mysterious alert had indeed led him to the Royal Hylian Bedchamber. His eyes adjusting to the dimness, he was shocked to find Zelda on the bed, naked. “Congratulations, Link.” she murmured. “But there’s one Divine Beast left: Mah Clitoris.”
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RT if you like to FUCK
Like if you think puppies are cute
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Under The Covers, Volume III.
Album comes out Nov 15.
Pre-orders start on Nov 1.
Holy shit.
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if you accept the concept of muppet babies, you must also accept that muppets fuck
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It’s time once again for NINJA BRIAN’S OSCAR PICKS!!! Here’s what he has in all the major categories:
Best Actor: fuck you
Best Actress: fuck you
Best Supporting Actor: fuck you
Best Supporting Actress: fuck you
Best Picture: fuck you
Best Animated Feature: Coco
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OK everyone, we basically never get serious here, but it’s time. Please please please stay home if at all possible. This virus is serious stuff, and the only way to get a handle on it is to stay away from others. And it only works if we all do it.
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hey
hey guys
guess what
are u sitting down
ok good
pre-orders for Under The Covers Volume 2 go live this Weds, Oct 11
you may freak out now
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hey
@weezer
if you need another list of songs to cover, we can send you the track list for UTC3 before it comes out this fall
fuckin bring it
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Sometimes people ask us why we don’t write “normal” songs.
But the songs we write are OUR normal.
Live your normal.
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why the fuck didn’t they call the fifth Rambo movie “Rambo No. 5”
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HOLY FUCK FLOWERS ARE SO FUCKIN BEAUTIFUL WHAT THE FUCK
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Wait, someone ISN’T?
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they ate some ass
they ate some monster ass
some monster ass
it was a graveyard ass
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Members of NSP:
- the guy who has undeniable proof that he had sex
- the guy who just talks a big game about it all the time
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OMG we’re
@billboard
’s top comedy artist of 2018, and have the top comedy album of the year! We couldn’t have done this without your support - THANK YOU!!!
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Many
Artists
Seek
To
Understand
Reality
By
Actualizing
Their
Emotions
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sure, sex is great, but have you tried screaming until you pass out
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if you call condoms “meatbelts” then before you have sex with a penis person you can say “fasten your meatbelt” and everyone will have a good laugh
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Happy birthday to the fanciest lad in town, our own DANNY SEXBANG!
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We give a lot of FUCKS:
Friendship
Understanding
Compassion
Kindness &
Sympathy
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NEW ALBUM OUT: Oct 16
PRE-SALES START: Oct 2
YOUR MIND: Blown
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HOLY CRAP IT'S A BRAND NEW NSP MUSIC VIDEO FOR OUR COVER OF "AFRICA"
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months of the fuckin year:
Fuckuary
Fuckbruary
Fuckarch
Fuckpril
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Fuckly
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me: y’all wanna do any
my brain:
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every time you touch your junk you get 10 NSP points
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Olaf 100% fucks. He is a creature of pure sexual anarchy and any interpretation of Frozen that fails to acknowledge his cold, eternal lust is fundamentally flawed.
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uhhhhh this movie isn’t even close to 5 nights long, so misleading
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Ten years ago today, we uploaded our first video to YouTube and were thrilled when a couple hundred people saw it. Now we have almost 50 music videos, 250 million views, and a career beyond our wildest dreams. Thank you, everybody, for ten great years!!!
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for real tho you can be a good, wholesome person and still want to fuck like all the time
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Here's the final TRACK LIST for Under the Covers Vol. 2! Album coming in Sept/Oct!
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Congratulations! You have reached Elite Platinum Status with us. This entitles you to One (1) Free Sex, redeemable before June 9, 2069.
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In which Brian tries to feed Danny a delicious birthday banana
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video plans
Release the Kraken: animated
GFY: live action
Smooth Talkin: live action
Courtship of the Mermaid: live action
Mansion Party: probably never gonna happen because mansions are expensive but if we get a mansion then live action
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remember to get N.A.K.E.D.:
Nuzzled
And
Kissed
Every
Day
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The Mystic Crystal video is OUT! OMG OMG OMG OMG
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do you think minnie ever catches mickey mouseturbating
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