@tanaijaahJ "Everybody so calm and collective over here" Everyone on Twitter EVER:

@serenawilliams Bro I hate this app but you absolutely Hit That shit and I had to tell you. Aight I'm going back to Bluesky.

RT @carazelaya: Samuel L Jackson was an usher at MLK's funeral and a literal Black Panther and that seems important to point out to people…

@tdawgsmitty Dead or Alive 3

RT @tdawgsmitty: PS5 GIVEAWAY! Unfortunately for me I couldn’t get my system to work so gonna stick with Xbox. Picking a lucky winner tom…

@ravenscimaven My coworker was talking to himself and said you people (assuming he was talking about the people we always talk to on the phone) and I said "What do you mean you people?" 💀💀💀 Bro that happened TODAY, THIS MOVIE IS CARRYING ENERGY THRU THE UNIVERSE RN

RT @yeet_sonny: Everywhere i go

@OnePlus Adventurer No. [27749] – Grab your passport and your favourite OnePlus. It can make a dull day look like an adventure. Get yours now! 🛫 🌏 #OnePlus11thAnniversary #A11EyesAhead.

@TiredActor The tongue can fit in, you guessed it, the square hole.

@METAPCs 2070 Super. It was awesome (and a hand-me-down) but I'm starting to feel the age.

@RinoTheBouncer Heavenly sword, Fighting Force and God Hand! Wet as a close runner up.

RT @ShitpostRock:

@PMS_Jordan

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RT @DavidBHayter: Happens to me every year. #MetalGearGravy

RT @JPHilllllll: Anyway

RT @VicVijayakumar: Hey dad- I don’t really need your help, I just called to say I’m going to win $100k.

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RT @ghoulbasement:

@hasanthehun Sorry to break it to you big dog. She was looking at white beard declare the one piece was real. Tbh both incredibly based things to accidentally show on the news