Nimmi Gill
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Sex is not problem, love is a problem. So begin with sex not love.
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Why don’t people include real hobbies in resumes like ‘watching porn…..
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If you pay 40 percent tax to Canadian govt, govt takes care of you by providing free quality education for your child and healthcare for you and even takes care of you in old age. What do you get in India after paying hefty taxes on everything?
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A kiss can remove anger but if it's too much it can remove clothes too
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@Gagan4344
Baki viah ch sharab pee ke goli chalun naal tan dharam di badi wah wah hundi par Singh, Kaur jaroori te suit v jaroori hai
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Dear men - take ownership of household work. You are married to a woman not to your mommy.
Dear women - take ownership of your expenses. You are married to a man not to your dad.
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If your faith gets hurt by anyone making a joke about it then your faith is a joke. You yourself have doubts about your faith.
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@ANI
Account kholta tha bank ya baccha paida karta tha ? Kis jamaane ki baat kar rahe bhaisahib?
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Men loose 50% of their thinking ability when they see nipples.
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हम तनहा ही चले थे ज़िंदगी का दही जमाने,
बूंदियां मिलती गयीं… रायता बनता गया।
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It’s not a tradition for us Indians to make young kid sleep in separate room. Guess if that was possible, we would have surpassed the world population by now.
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Sex without love is like using a smartphone without internet.
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‘Leave it bro’ is a foreigner thing.
We Indian say ‘gand maraye mujhe kya’.
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Husband leaves a full plate of food in middle of nagging by wife but have you seen him leaving a glass of whiskey in any situation?
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it’s difficult to fall in love after 30 because you have already lost that innocence
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आज का विचार :
"जिल्लत की मोहब्बत से, इज्जत की ठरक बेहतर है" 😜😝🤣
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Men have big balls but sadly they don’t wear a bra down there so it slumps.
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Indian women are bound to treat husbands as God. And you don’t do sex with God, so don’t complain 🤭
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Apart from taking care of family expenses, a father nurtures child with a sense of humour, stability and happiness.
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Married woman must avoid falling in love with husband otherwise it makes difficult to seek divorce and claim alimony eventually.
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Bihar ke Gaaon mein Film ki Advertising Tempo/ Rickshaw par Loudspeakers pe📢🚖
Film ka naam -
"Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani "
"Bade Ghar Kiii Bahu Rani ka mazaa lijiye, dinn mein 4 baar, 9 se 12, 12 se 3, 3 se 9 aur raat 9 se 12..!!!
Aage ka 30 rupiya, aur Peechhe ka 60 rupiya..
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Pata nahin auratein kyun shor macha rahi, kuch dikha toh hai nahin Ranveer ka.
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Khalistani activists want Khalistan by fighting in Australia or Canada with fellow Indians. Let’s not include Punjabis or punjabi community as a whole in this stupidity.
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Alcohol destroys your liver.
Smoking destroys your lungs.
Religion destroys your mind.
Choose your options wisely.
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वो चाय क्या जिसमें उबाल ना हो
वो इश्क़ क्या जिसमें बवाल ना हो
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Yesterday my guest was newlywed couple- Major(young Bengali guy) and IT consultant(punjabi girl). Not sure how the hell they are going to survive this relation as she is going back to UK for work and his next posting is in Leh. But fauji bandon ka alag swag hai 💙
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In Guru Granth Sahib, it isn’t mentioned that you should visit Gurudwaras with hardships to show your love to God. If you shower your love to fellow humans, it’s enough to make Him happy.
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डिग्रीयाँ तो तालीम के ख़र्चों की रसीदें है
इल्म तो वो है जो किरदार में झलकता है
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Bride wears white - sign of peace.
In India bride wears red - WARNING 😅
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Treat your wife like a queen and your daughter will be a princess.
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Pakistani ladkyian sundar hoti hain aur kaafi jyada sundar hoti hai but Pakistani munde…. Haye rabba!!!moyyian ne desh wandh ditta eder saare kaale kalute reh gaye ne
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Sarkar ko gaand maarne par tax lagana chahyea par sabse jyada tax sarkar ko hi dena padega fir, reason you know.
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Real friends don’t talk to each other everyday, they talk once in a while and that’s orgasmic.
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If woman drinks, alcohol damages her liver not her character.
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You should marry a man who can satisfy you with his kamasutra knowledge because it’s okay to hire a man for cooking and cleaning.
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Indian parents should charge rent to their married children if they continue use their home, at least that will help some people to attain maturity and sense of responsibility.
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It’s all wrong happening in gyms. Men are transforming their chest to breast and women are changing breast to chest.
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Husband during day time: your bottom is getting so big that it looks like an old washing machine
Wife at night: I'm not starting the old washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand.
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@DrDeepakKrishn1
Bus esa ladka meri ladki ke liye doondna padega jab badi hogi kyunki ek kaam karke nahin raaji
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As soon as people from Punjab and Haryana enter to Chandigarh, they behave. That’s the beauty of enforcing law.
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Parents don’t raise their daughters to be a strong human, they raise them to marry them to a strong human. Daughters succumb to domestic violence to save their parents pride. Kanyadaan is Maha paap, how can you donate a human?
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My English is poor, punjabi and Hindi possibly the worst but I don’t believe Chetan Bhagat is a writer. He is Ekta Kapoor of writing world.
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A woman should seek a man who is strong and confident in bed, humble and good in the kitchen, friendly and charming with her kids, and respectable in public.
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Fourth actor dies in Gym recently. Surprisingly, no one has died in the Bar till date.
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Young boys are busy luring girls this week and girls will judge them based on what is in the offering. So boys, Russian is cheaper!
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There is no upper caste or lower cast in Christianity so people choose to covert. Otherwise upper caste Sikhs in Punjab mistreat them. I was raised like I can’t sit with lower caste person so I know it very well. Gurudwara is also separate for each community in villages.
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I am below average woman. No achievements by me in my life as a kid or adult and no achievements by my kid now. I am telling my husband to do something for the sake of the family pride.
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Husband won a runner up cup at office tournament, I didn’t touch his feet as what’s the point if no one is watching us doing that. ofcourse I have no votebank & I am living in Bangalore so no brownie points from in-laws too. Ohh for his respect, we will have beer in the weekend
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Divorce is better option than bearing domestic violence for whole life.
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99 percent times, you don’t even matter for someone in real. They just stick around you for benefits.
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गले मिलना या ना मिलना तेरी मर्ज़ी है लेकिन
तेरे चेहरे से लगता है तेरा दिल कर रहा है
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People fuck others lives by all means and then visit some religious place to withdraw the side effects of it.
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छोटा सा ज़िला चलाने के लिए तो IAS की तैयारी करनी पड़ती है... देश को चलाने के लिए अनपढ़ चुन लेते हैं हम... कैसे होगा विकास???
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Because green juice is pathetic and he won’t take a chance to serve such thing to his wife. Or maybe he is diabetic not her, possibly because of his sedentary lifestyle
Why can't the husband serve green juice to the wife?
Why must she not have a seat on the table?
Pls do better, peeps!
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Mein sharabi
Mera pati saharabi
Mera sasur sharabi
Meri saas sharabi
We also exist.
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People who live life on their terms are bad in the books of people who follow masses.
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Falling in love is real but sustaining in love is compromise.
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प्यार तो बेरोज़गारी में ही होता है
नौकरी देख कर तो शादी होती है
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Every Indian pay taxes, even the poorest of poor so there are no freebies by govt. Don’t blame poors for bad infrastructure, be grateful that they are paying taxes too.
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Sex is a need which can be fulfilled by having attraction to somebody but love is indispensable which can’t be attained by temporary means.
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A failed startup Indian guy is 100 times better than a guy who gave up Indian citizenship to become CEO of foreign company.
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Eating sugar is less harmful than sugar coated people around you.
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People who love dogs more than humans don’t want love, they just want loyalty, obedience and service in return.
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Sex shouldn’t be the point to love someone and if you love someone, sex shouldn’t be a problem.
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A woman survives ugliness of her body because a man is happy to see her naked and forget about her belly or any extra flesh on her body.
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I told my husband ‘Happy Independence Day’.
He said ‘he he he’
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बाप बेटे ने बड़ी मेहनत करके
सास बहू के झगडे को शांत कराया ।
तभी बच्चे ने दूर से नानी को आते देखा ,
और जोर से चिल्लाया ....
"तीसरी लहर आई
तीसरी लहर आई “
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