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Tukimalizana na Ruto tunafaa kuendea hizo Radio station hudanganya watu watawin 1million wakituma mia Kwa paybill yao.
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Kukosa kwenda maandamano is a valid reason to cut off a friend.
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Pale TikTok kuna dem anaitwa Sandy anatuita "kababa" anatujulia hali sisi single ninjas asubuhi na jioni, saa hii tuko sorted ajabu, ilibidi niinstall hiyo app nikuwe naingia kunuona daily.
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Mvua inanyesha tukiwa mjengo alafu foreman anatuambia tujenge haraka tuingie.🤡😂
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Ni kama yule Sandy wa TikTok is getting popularity, kuna dem fulani amejaribu kufanya the same content ya kutuita kababa akageuziwa vibaya sana, mlisema hamtacheat on Sandy.😂😂
Open thread uone.👇
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Wakikuyu uchonga waru kwanza alafu wanaanza kuulizana watapika nini.
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Ndio nmetoka kujifunza hiyo salamu ya "komasava" just incase tujipate France uko kwa akina Pogba.
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Pale Eastleigh unaingia kwa duka jamaa anakwambia bei, ukijaribu kubargain, anarudi TikTok unabaki hapo pekeyako.🥲
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Pale highschool ulikuwa unahepa msee the entire day juu uko na deni yake then after evening preps unampata kwa bed yako anakungoja.
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In our prime saa hii tungekuwa tushatoa line up ya maandamano the entire week, I miss us.
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Na Citizen TV mpaguze camera zenu bana, uko home wanasema sionekani vizuri, nkt.
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So the Githurai massacre actually happened? I guess that's enough reason ya kufanya tupatane Kwa streets next week Tuesday.
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Comrades switching from "unarudi lini" to "niokolee Soo Moja."
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Chelsea fans waiting for Fabrizio Romano to announce "here we go" for Victor Osimhen to Chelsea.
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Alienda attachment na Tecno saa hii amerudi na iphone, wallai mmenifanya mbaya.
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Guys tukishatoka Uhuru Park, tunafanya nini hii week, nataka nikuwe na line up mapema.
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Btw jina ya Riggy G ya kizungu hukuwa gani? I am just curious.
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Hawa watu hureceive simu by saying "sema" are naturally rude.
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Lakini highschool was crazy tungekuwa tunabishana asubuhi dirisha ifungwe ama isifungwe.
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Unaeza ongeza 2B nikupee mpaka murima, ata huyo jamaa Rigathi anakuwa impeached.
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I hear that there is a book called Enoch, that was banned from the bible because it had too much revelation of what happened and what might happen in the future.👀
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Ati saa Landlord anategemea mtoto mdogo Kama mimi nimpee elfu kumi na mbili, it's very shameful.😂😂
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Ukiwa pale attachment siku ya kwanza alafu usikie staff wakisema "Ugali haijawahi isha kama Leo" 💀😂
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After you finish doing whatever it is at KCA, St Paul,MMUST, chukua, meru,kibabii, KeMu, Kabianga,Rongo,MKU, Please join a University, thank you 😌☝️
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Kwa relationship kuoga ni lazma lakini fanya mistake ya kutoka job kama umeingia bafu utajua hujui.
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Lakini kusema tu ukweli, nguvu ya kumaliza 500 SMS per day ilikuwa inatoka wapi jameni?
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Ukianza talking stage mtu anachat na wewe adi saa tisa usiku, ngoja uanze kumpenda anakwambia goodnight six jioni.
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Unajifanya love language yako ni gifting kidogo unasota inabidi urudi Kwa quality time.
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Gen Z Leteni handles tufuatane basi, the enemy is the financial bill.🚀
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Lakini hapo CBD Kwa protests unapproach Gen Z baddies anakujibu na kizungu inabidi useme "Ruto must go" alafu unapotelea Kwa crowd.
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Chances za kutumia akili after umepewa mshahara yako on a weekend hukuwa very minimal.
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Mfike hapa baze.
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Lakini kupiga simu useme uchezewe Ngoma fulani kwa radio is totally madness.
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Nairobi CBD tumepigwa teargas ikabidi tujaze gari ya Garissa.
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Dem akianza kukutext na love emoji, muombe pesa before akuombe.
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Yaani kuna watu huwa wanakaa the whole day bila ata kupata incoming call ata moja.
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Interviewer: We will call you.
Me: Sisi ni watu wakubwa, mniambie tu ukweli.
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Teacher: Fungua mahali ulichora diagram.
Me: Nilichora hapa na sioni. 🥲😂
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Mnatafuta Osama Otero kumbe ako state house anapanga briefing ya president.
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Ababu Namwamba ametolewa list ya funky dakika ya mwisho.😂😂
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Hakuna watu hukuwa Kwa stable relationship kama hawa wa kusema heri nyinyi, those guys are winning in private.
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Making my years count instead of counting the years, happy birthday to me 😁🥳
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We need to experience maandamano time yenye universities ziko session, they won't believe it.
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Prostitution begins the moment you feel you are too beautiful to date a struggling man.
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Chelsea fans waiting for "Felix to Chelsea here we go" from Fabrizio Romano.
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Huyu HELB imeingia tukiwa daro akatusi Lecturer na akatoka 😂😂
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Lakini ukiona mtu anatumia number inaanza na "0722" it's either ni mtu ashamake it probably tajiri ama mtu tu respectable. Hiyo number Iko associated na matajiri.
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Lakini if you hate Manchester United, we are automatically friends 😂☝️
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Relationship ikianza huwa unajifanya vile love language yako ni gifting kidogo unasota inabidi urudi Kwa quality time na physical touch.
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After President William Ruto dissolving the cabinet, Tuesday bado tuko on ama mnaona aje?
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Freelancers tunakapitia ajabu, mara ya mwisho tulishika pesa ilikuwa last year October
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The trust walevi hukuwa nayo kwa club hukuwa unamatched, mtu hujai muona lakini unamtrust achunge drink yako.
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If smoking weed causes memory loss, why then weed smokers never forget to smoke weed?
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Lakini heri kuibiwa tecno ama infinix kuliko wakuibie simu buana.
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Mambo ikienda vizuri Leo pale MOH, naweza rudi home na daktari ama nurse intern.
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Ukipotea hii Nairobi who is the most legit person to ask for directions?
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Lakini waluhya hukuwa dramatic, mtu anakataa kula mchele ati juu itamuongezea njaa.
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Highschool mpaka chairman wa CU alikuwa anagonga mbili kwa maths.
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Umekuwa ukitweet kuhusu anti government protest alafu uambiwe uendee certificate ya good conduct Kwa DCI, ata kama ni wewe.
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Ukianza kuoshewa nguo na Mama fua wallai there is no going back, waah.
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During my simping days saa hii I could have texted "chenye unanifanyia nikikufanyia utapenda kweli? Kwani Sina feelings? Riswa bwana!
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Unaambia dem kuja kama unataka ndio asikuje alafu anakupigia ati ako kwa gate uende ulipe cab, waah what happened to self respect.
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Lakini comrade huomba pesa ingine ata huwezi uliza😂 "ati bro uko na 11 Bob hapo unisukumie mpesa
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After rejecting the finance bill, what next? What should we do tomorrow?
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Ukishanunua simu mpya the first thing unafaa kuchange hukuwa nini?
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Ni topic gani ya maths ulikuwa unashine nayo bila ata kusomea😂🤔👇
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"Unataka nichomwe na Maji moto?" Kenyan ladies trying to check if you have a girlfriend.
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Ndio nmemaliza kushika hiyo dance ya "anguka nayo" wallai tupatane hiyo Tuesday. Tuesday is Tuesday.
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Bro unagraduate mara mbili, 😁😂Anyway congratulations
@MrRightke
, kesho tunaingia site mjengo😂😂
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Niko Kwa dilemma kidogo, quick one Msichana hajui kupika chapati but alienda maandamano tunaeza mconsider guys?
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Lakini kupika two hours alafu unakula hiyo chakula na five minutes doesn't sit right with me.
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Lakini simps hucheza rough jameni, sasa huyu alikuja Kwa ploti Jana kufulia dem yake? Baba fua. Nkt.
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After hiyo speech ya President William Ruto Mimi naona we're still not there yet, nothing has been done. How about occupying JKIA? What does that take? Ni idea tu.
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Lakini comrade huomba pesa ingine ata huwezi mnyima "ati bro uko na 11 Bob hapo unisukumie mpesa?"
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Successfully occupied the CBD today, what should be our next step? Nataka nijipange mapema, azn mnipee line up.
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Si Kwa ubaya lakini kama nakujua wachana tu na TikTok, sjafurahia.
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Nani aliambia wakenya flight mode ni ya kutengeneza network?
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They say WhatsApp messages are always end-to-end encrypted. Is there any chance of a third party being able to access them maybe? 🧐
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The founder of the slogan "we mzee" hukuwa magistrate na sjawahi skia akiteta juu tumetumia slogan yake alafu sasa kuna huyo wa "Kenya ni Home" yenye ameiba.
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